Dialogue for Goebie (pet)

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Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Goebie: Your Gilly-nor fish taste weird. I prefer the Eeligator of Mazcab.
  • Player: You may not like it, but you have to eat it. It'll make you big and strong.
  • Goebie: If I become big, then I will be squished under the weight of my own rock.
  • Player: Not if you also become strong!
  • Goebie waves his stubby little arms at you a bit
  • Goebie: It doesn't work that way.
  • Player: If the rock will squash you, why don't you chip a bit off?
  • Goebie: Wow, I cannot believe what I am hearing!
  • Player: What? I'm just saying-
  • Goebie: Oh, I hear what you're saying, do not worry about that!
  • Goebie: Wow.
  • Goebie: And here was me thinking that humans might be better than Airut.
  • Player: I'm sorry? I think?
  • Goebie: I should hope so!

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Do you miss your home?
  • Goebie: Which do you mean by home? The tiny cage, the labour camp or the entire world of desert?
  • Goebie: Oh, wait, actually, it doesn't matter. No, I don't miss any of those actually.
  • Goebie: In fact, it would make me very happen to never return to any of the above.
  • Player: Oh, well, I was planning on popping back, you see there's this armour set I've been trying to find...
  • Goebie: Going back would cause me severe emotional trauma, but no, it's cool, I understand you need to get this season's trending shoes.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Do you name the pebbles on your back?
  • Goebie: No. That would be weird. It would be like naming your hair strands.
    • You're right, that would be weird
      • Dialogue closes
    • I name my hair strands.
      • Goebie: Huh. I better get naming then.
      • Goebie will say the following names above his head:
        • Goebie: Melinda...
        • Goebie: Meryl...
        • Goebie: Steven...
        • Goebie: George...
        • Goebie: Goebie...
        • If spoken to while he is saying these names, he will continue with the following dialogue:
          • Goebie: Steve... Maxwell... Sarah...
          • Player: What are you doing?
          • Goebie: Naming my pebbles, like you told me to. Obviously.