Dialogue for Goebie (pet)

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Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

Goebie: Your Gilly-nor fish taste weird. I prefer the Eeligator of Mazcab.
Player: You may not like it, but you have to eat it. It'll make you big and strong.
Goebie: If I become big, then I will be squished under the weight of my own rock.
Player: Not if you also become strong!
Goebie waves his stubby little arms at you a bit
Goebie: It doesn't work that way.
Player: If the rock will squash you, why don't you chip a bit off?
Goebie: Wow, I cannot believe what I am hearing!
Player: What? I'm just saying-
Goebie: Oh, I hear what you're saying, do not worry about that!
Goebie: Wow.
Goebie: And here was me thinking that humans might be better than Airut.
Player: I'm sorry? I think?
Goebie: I should hope so!

Player: Do you miss your home?
Goebie: Which do you mean by home? The tiny cage, the labour camp or the entire world of desert?
Goebie: Oh, wait, actually, it doesn't matter. No, I don't miss any of those actually.
Goebie: In fact, it would make me very happen to never return to any of the above.
Player: Oh, well, I was planning on popping back, you see there's this armour set I've been trying to find...
Goebie: Going back would cause me severe emotional trauma, but no, it's cool, I understand you need to get this season's trending shoes.

Player: Do you name the pebbles on your back?
Goebie: No. That would be weird. It would be like naming your hair strands.
- You're right, that would be weird
  - Dialogue closes
- I name my hair strands.
  - Goebie: Huh. I better get naming then.
  - Goebie will say the following names above his head:
    - Goebie: Melinda...
    - Goebie: Meryl...
    - Goebie: Steven...
    - Goebie: George...
    - Goebie: Goebie...
    - If spoken to while he is saying these names, he will continue with the following dialogue:
      - Goebie: Steve... Maxwell... Sarah...
      - Player: What are you doing?
      - Goebie: Naming my pebbles, like you told me to. Obviously.