Transcript of Goblin Diplomacy journal entry
- I spoke to Generals Wartface and Bentnoze in the Goblin Village and found that the goblins were on the brink of civil war over the colour of their armour. I offered to help the generals by finding another colour they they both like.
- I brought the goblins some orange goblin armour, but they didn't like it.
- I brought the goblins some blue goblin armour, but they didn't like it.
- Unfortunately the goblins were very stupid, and it turned out they liked the original colour the most. That's goblins for you I guess.