Dialogue for Gnome (monster)

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Encounter

Gnomes have many distinct options for dialogue, which seem to be randomly chosen when spoken to.

Option 1

• Player: Hello.
• Gnome: How's life treating you?
• Player: Not bad, not bad at all.
• Gnome: It's good to see a human with a positive attitude.

Option 2

• Player: Hello.
• Gnome: Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy!
• The gnome is too busy to talk.

Option 3

• Player: Hello.
• Gnome: ... wha?
• The gnome seems a little drunk.
• Player: Are you OK?
• Gnome: Youssh go geshh em.
• Player: Pardon?
• Gnome: Gessh ush a cosshtail.
• Player: A what?
• Gnome: Blurssh berry.
• Perhaps he's had enough!

Option 4

• Player: Hello.
• Gnome: I don't think I can take much more!
• Player: What's wrong?
• Gnome: It's just the wife, she won't stop moaning!
• Player: Maybe you should give her less to moan about.
• Gnome: She'll always find something.