Dialogue for Gnome

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Encounter[edit | edit source]

Gnomes have many distinct options for dialogue, which seem to be randomly chosen when spoken to.

Option 1[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome: How's life treating you?
  • Player: Not bad, not bad at all.
  • Gnome: It's good to see a human with a positive attitude.

Option 2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome: Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy!
  • The gnome is too busy to talk.

Option 3[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome: ... wha?
  • The gnome seems a little drunk.
  • Player: Are you OK?
  • Gnome: Youssh go geshh em.
  • Player: Pardon?
  • Gnome: Gessh ush a cosshtail.
  • Player: A what?
  • Gnome: Blurssh berry.
  • Perhaps he's had enough!

Option 4[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome: I don't think I can take much more!
  • Player: What's wrong?
  • Gnome: It's just the wife, she won't stop moaning!
  • Player: Maybe you should give her less to moan about.
  • Gnome: She'll always find something.