Dialogue for Giant chinchompa

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• Conversation 1
  • Giant chinchompa: Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle...
  • Player: I hate it when you sing that song.
  • Giant chinchompa: ...that's the way the money goes...
  • Player: Couldn't you sing 'Kumbaya' or something?
  • Giant chinchompa: ...BANG, goes the chinchompa!
  • Player: Sheesh.

• Conversation 2
  • Giant chinchompa: What's small, brown and blows up?
  • Player: A brown balloon?
  • Giant chinchompa: A chinchompa! Pull my finger.
  • Player: I'm not pulling your finger.
  • Giant chinchompa: Nothing will happen. Truuuuust meeeeee.
  • Player: Oh, go away.

• Conversation 3
  • Giant chinchompa: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'B'.
  • Player: Bomb? Bang? Boom? Blowing-up-little-chipmunk?
  • Giant chinchompa: No. Body odour. You should wash a bit more.
  • Player: Well, that was pleasant. You don't smell all that great either, you know.
  • Giant chinchompa: Stop talking, stop talking! Your breath stinks!
  • Player: We're never going to get on, are we?

• Conversation 4
  • Giant chinchompa: I seem to have found a paper bag.
  • Player: Well done. Anything in it?
  • Giant chinchompa: Hmmm. Let me see. It seems to be full of some highly sought after, very expensive...chinchompa breath!
  • Player: No, don't pop it!
    *BANG*
  • Player: You just cannot help yourself, can you?

• Conversation 5 (If a player has a chinchompa in their inventory.)
  • Giant chinchompa: Woah, woah, woah - hold up there.
  • Player: What is it, ratty?
  • Giant chinchompa: You got something in your backpack that you'd like to tell me about?
  • Player: I was wondering when you were going to bring up the chinchompa. I'm sure they like it in my inventory.
  • Giant chinchompa: Did they not teach you anything in school? Chinchompas die in hot bags. You know what happens when chinchompas die. Are you attached to your back?
  • Player: Medically, yes. And I kind of like it too. I get the point.