Dialogue for Geoff

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• Player: Hello there!
• Geoff: Geoff's busy.
• What do you do here?
  • Player: What do you do here?
  • Geoff: Fletch.
  • Player: Anything else?
  • Geoff: Sit.
  • Player: Uh-huh.
  • Geoff: Think.
  • Player: Yeah.
  • Geoff: Plot my revenge...
  • Player: What was that last one?
  • Geoff: Think.
  • Player: Oh, okay.
• Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
  • Player: Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
  • Geoff: Nope.
  • Player: Fair enough.
  • Geoff: So, what do you want with Geoff?
  • Player: You did it again!
  • Geoff: Just because Geoff is talking like this at the moment, doesn't mean he does it all the time.
  • Player: But you do it all the time!
  • Geoff: You're just inferring that from Geoff's predilection for a particular perspective.
  • Player: My brain hurts.
• What do you think of Sparky?
  • Player: What do you think of Sparky?
  • Geoff: Poor little fella.
  • Player: What happened?
  • Geoff: It was an accident at the Ranging Guild. Shot down. Shot down in the prime of his... ...life. Waaaaaaa!
  • Player: Steady on now-
  • Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • Player: Stiff upper lip, old chap.
  • Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • Player: Well...er...have a nice day.
• Why are you so mopey?
  • Player: Why are you so mopey?
  • Geoff: You think Geoff's mopey?
  • Player: Yeah, why so sad?
  • Geoff: Maybe Geoff wants to be mopey. Maybe Geoff wants to be sad.
  • Player: But why not be happy like me?
  • Geoff: Oh, you think you're happy, but are you really happy?
  • Player: Yup, pretty sure!
  • Geoff: Oh, you think you're sure, but are you really sure?
  • Player: Erm, I think I have to go now.
  • Geoff: Oh, you think you have to go, but do you really have to go?
  • Player: Yes!