Dialogue for Geoff
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- Player: Hello there!
- Geoff: Geoff's busy.
- What do you do here?
- Player: What do you do here?
- Geoff: Fletch.
- Player: Anything else?
- Geoff: Sit.
- Player: Uh-huh.
- Geoff: Think.
- Player: Yeah.
- Geoff: Plot my revenge...
- Player: What was that last one?
- Geoff: Think.
- Player: Oh, okay.
- Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
- Player: Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
- Geoff: Nope.
- Player: Fair enough.
- Geoff: So, what do you want with Geoff?
- Player: You did it again!
- Geoff: Just because Geoff is talking like this at the moment, doesn't mean he does it all the time.
- Player: But you do it all the time!
- Geoff: You're just inferring that from Geoff's predilection for a particular perspective.
- Player: My brain hurts.
- What do you think of Sparky?
- Player: What do you think of Sparky?
- Geoff: Poor little fella.
- Player: What happened?
- Geoff: It was an accident at the Ranging Guild. Shot down. Shot down in the prime of his... ...life. Waaaaaaa!
- Player: Steady on now-
- Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- Player: Stiff upper lip, old chap.
- Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- Player: Well...er...have a nice day.
- Why are you so mopey?
- Player: Why are you so mopey?
- Geoff: You think Geoff's mopey?
- Player: Yeah, why so sad?
- Geoff: Maybe Geoff wants to be mopey. Maybe Geoff wants to be sad.
- Player: But why not be happy like me?
- Geoff: Oh, you think you're happy, but are you really happy?
- Player: Yup, pretty sure!
- Geoff: Oh, you think you're sure, but are you really sure?
- Player: Erm, I think I have to go now.
- Geoff: Oh, you think you have to go, but do you really have to go?
- Player: Yes!