Dialogue for General store assistant

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  • General store assistant: Hey! Lovely day we're having here!
  • Player: You seem awfully happy. Are you okay?
  • General store assistant: Never been better. It's a lovely sunny day; there's a nice breeze in the air and I'm seeing the world. What could be wrong with that?
  • Player: Well, when you put it like that. Yeah, you're right! It is a lovely day!
  • General store assistant: Lovely day! Lovely day? Are you mad? Have you seen what's out there?
  • General store assistant: Big creatures with sharp teeth, ready to rip us apart at any moment. What's stopping one crossing the bridge right now?
  • General store assistant: When my boss said he had a unique opportunity for me, this was NOT what I was expecting.
  • General store assistant: Please! Do what you need to do so we can get off this island AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
  • Player: You can count on me! Have a lovely day!
  • General store assistant: AHHHHH!