Dialogue for Gamfred

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  • Gamfred: Ello there. I'm Gamfred, the engineer in this here guild. Have you seen my catapult?
  • That's not a catapult, it's a large crossbow.
    • Player: That's not a catapult, it's a large crossbow.
    • Gamfred: WHAT!? I'll have you know that is the finest piece of dwarven engineering for miles around! How DARE you insult my work!
  • Yes, beautiful piece of engineering.
    • Player: Yes, beautiful piece of engineering.
    • Gamfred: Nice to meet someone who appreciates fine work, have you tried it out yet?
    • Yes.
      • Player: Yes.
      • Gamfred: What did you think?
      • It was ok I guess.
        • Player: It was ok I guess.
        • Gamfred: Well I guess not everyone will like it.
      • It was fun!
        • Player: It was fun!
        • Gamfred: Glad ta hear it. Try it again sometime. We have more tests to run.
      • I didn't like it.
        • Player: I didn't like it.
        • Gamfred: Well I guess not everyone will like it. But give it another chance before you go.
      • May I have a shield please?
        • Player: May I have a shield please? (Two dialogue replies depending on if you have the shield.)
        • If you do not have the shield.
        • Gamfred: Of course!
        • The dwarf hands you a large shield. (Player receives Large Defensive Shield.)
        • If you have the shield
        • Gamfred: Silly muffin, you have one already!
    • No, how do I do that?
      • Player: No, how do I do that?
      • Gamfred: Well ye take the big defence shield in both hands and watch the catapult. My assistant will fire different things at you and you need to defend against them. To see what might be coming your way and which defensive mode to choose, see the poster on the wall.
      • May I have a shield please?
        • Player: May I have a shield please? (Two dialogue replies depending on if you have the shield.)
        • If you do not have the shield.
        • Gamfred: Of course!
        • The dwarf hands you a large shield. (Player receives Large Defensive Shield.)
        • If you have the shield
        • Gamfred: Silly muffin, you have one already!
      • Sounds boring.
        • Player: Sounds boring.
        • Gamfred: Your loss...
  • No, where is it?
    • Player: No, where is it?
    • Gamfred: Are ye blind lad? Tis over there in the next room with me assistant working it!
  • Bye!
    • Player: Bye!
    • Gamfred: Come back soon! My catapult needs more test subjects.