Dialogue for Foppish Pierre

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In Taverley

Before Completing Let Them Eat Pie

• Player: Hello!
• Foppish Pierre: Oh, are you addressing...me?
• Player: Well, yes?
• Foppish Pierre: Oh dear...This will never do.
• Player: What are you talking about?
• Foppish Pierre: I was right. This will never do. I mean...look at yourself. How, by any stretch of the imagination, am I supposed to...converse...with one such as yourself?
• Player: Well, you could flap your mouth about while making words into a sentence.
• Foppish Pierre: Oh...you are so lower class. I've become used to dealing with better people than you since I became fabulously wealthy. Thank goodness I have my pomander of expensive spices, your odour was beginning to make me feel light-headed.
• Player: Hey!
• Foppish Pierre: I'm sorry, I can't hear it when poor people are upset. Toodle-pip.

After Completing Let Them Eat Pie

• Foppish Pierre: Ruined! I'm ruined!
• Player: What's the matter?
• Foppish Pierre: Don't interrupt my woe!
• Foppish Pierre: Ahem... Ruined! Oh woe is me!
• Foppish Pierre: First I lose my spices, and then that blubbery whale Rolo goes and gives away all the food I could've used to buy some more!
• Foppish Pierre: I'm going to starve in the gutter; my clothes taken by footpads and my body heaped into a pauper's grave!
• Player: Oh come on, I'm sure things aren't that bad.
• Foppish Pierre: Hmm, now you mention it.
• Foppish Pierre: I know, I'll just stop paying my workers so much, and drop the quality of the goods I sell.
• Foppish Pierre: If I keep firing people and charging through the roof for my wares I'll soon be back to normal!
• Player: Uh...
• Foppish Pierre: Thank you, uneducated and filthy stranger. You may have saved my life!
• Player: You're... welcome.