Dialogue for Fishmaskhead

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• Player: Er, hi, so...isn't there supposed to be a theme park around here somewhere?
• Cannonballhead: Ha! That old chestnut. People still fall for that?
• Player: Fall for what?
• Cannonballhead: Oh, nothing. Why don't you, er, join us...for dinner?
• Player: Ooh, what's on the menu?
• Puddinghead: Dibs on the sweet meats!
• Fishmaskhead: You can't call dibs! We share, remember?
• Puddinghead: Aww, but you KNOW I've got a sweet tooth.
• Fishmaskhead: And you KNOW I'm a pescatarian. I'm not eating that! It could have been anywhere.
• Player: What? What aren't you eating?
• Cannonballhead: We ARE stranded, remember. Beggars can't be choosers. Unless you want to start eating each other?
• Player: Er, yeah, that would be uncivil.
• Cannonballhead: Right, see, even our meal agrees - cannonballs don't eat other cannonballs.
• Puddinghead: How many times? It's 'cannibals'!
• Cannonballhead: That's what I said. You KNOW I have a speech impediment, 'Keith'.
• Puddinghead: And I've told you my name is Puddinghead! Not cool, 'Jeff'.
• Fishmaskhead: Urgh, would you boys stop arguing for just one minute?
• Player: Wait! Stop arguing for a sec. You're cannonballs, I mean, cannibals?
• Fishmaskhead: And a pescatarian. I'm a person too, you know. Food is so rude these days. Am I right?
• Player: You're a pescatarian cannibal? How does that work.
• Cannonballhead: Mermaids.
• Player: Oh, that's clever. No, wait, the other thing - that's gross! What about sea orphans. Do you eat those?
• Fishmaskhead: Nah, I have a very strict diet regime. Sea orphans are half-person, half-fish - more like surf 'n' turf.
• Cannonballhead: We're getting off-topic here! Right, so, who gets the legs?
• Player: None of you! Not unless you want to stay stranded! I'll take you back, but NO eating me or my crew.
• Cannonballhead: Aww.
• Fishmaskhead: Spoilsport.
• Puddinghead: Wait, not even travel snacks?
• Cannonballhead: Well, I suppose we could try to not eat you if it gets us off this island. We've been stranded here since The Harbinger sank our ship.
• Player: Yes, not eating me would help. Now, what about your friend over there. Is she coming too?
• Puddinghead: Who, Jellyhead-head? Nah, she'll be fine. I think she likes it here. Besides, she hasn't said much since she put that thing on her head.
• Jellyhead-head: ...