Dialogue for Felix

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When talked to[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Felix: Greetings! Have I not yet introduced myself? I'm the one and only Felix. Felix the world-famous adventurer!
    • Felix: Please, spare your praise. It's not necessary, really.
    • Player: Nice to meet you Felix. I'm Player.
    • Player: To be honest, I can't say I've heard of you before.
    • Felix: What?!
    • Felix: Well, you're in luck my friend! Now you can experience the tales of my daring escapades for the first time! Few have this privilege.
    • Felix: And fewer still have the privilege of being the prodigious Felix's sidekick. You are truly blessed!
    • Player: Sidekick?
    • Felix: It may sound like a difficult job, but don't be alarmed! If Felix the Wise thinks you show promise, you must indeed be special.
    • Felix: Now, let's get started. For adventure!
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After the first time:)
    • (One of the following is shown, and then continues below.)
      • (Option 1:)
        • Felix: A puss without boots is like an old man without a partyhat...
      • (Option 2:)
        • Felix: A puss without boots is like fashion without scape...
      • (Option 3:)
        • Felix: Are we taking a break?
      • (Option 4:)
        • Felix: Eep! I chipped a claw.
        • Felix: While I am more than capable of fighting unarmed, I'm even more effective when armed with a weapon!
      • (Option 5:)
        • Felix: Felix the Bold's fur may be glossy and beautiful, but it's not made of steel. I could use some real armour.
      • (Option 6:)
        • Felix: Hats... who doesn't love a good hat? I'll tell you who doesn't not love them: Felix the Suave and Fashionable!
        • Felix: Let's find one for me. A big one. Trimmed with a feather... ooh, no! With fish bones!
      • (Option 7:)
        • Felix: I'm right behind you.
      • (Option 8:)
        • Felix: Is there something you need, my friend?
      • (Option 9:)
        • Felix: What do you need?
  • Select an option
    • What's on your mind?
      • Player: What's on your mind?
      • (One of the following is shown, and then returns to the previous options.)
        • (Option 1:)
          • Felix: Felix the Great, and, er, the Struggling, is having a difficult time coming up with new adjectives to describe himself.
          • Felix: It's not as easy as it looks.
        • (Option 2:)
          • Felix: People act as though cats and dogs are opposite sides in some grand conflict. But there's no conflict there.
          • Felix: Because everyone already knows that we're superior.
        • (Option 3:)
          • Felix: People who say 'no' to capes have no sense of style.
          • Felix: I don't care if they're 'impractical' or a 'death trap'. I want to look cool!
        • (Option 4:)
          • Felix: The other day a woman asked me if I know Bob. Can you believe her nerve? Assuming we cats all know each other.
          • Felix: I mean, we do, of course.
          • Felix: But that's not the point!
        • (Option 5:)
          • Felix: Why do people keep comparing things to Felix's pyjamas?
        • (Option 6:)
          • Felix: Why is it always cats who are supposedly dying from curiosity?
          • Felix: I've seen you humans do far stupider things than any cat.
    • Tell me about your adventures.
      • Player: Tell me about your adventures.
      • (One of the following is shown, and then returns to the previous options.)
        • (Option 1:)
          • Felix: After one unfortunate mishap I was trapped inside a crate for three days!
          • Felix: My companions thought I was both alive and dead at the same time. How does that make sense?
        • (Option 2:)
          • Felix: Have I told you about the time I beat the Kiln using nothing but a tea strainer?
        • (Option 3:)
          • Felix: I come from the Land of Sunlight, one of the fragments of Renmark. In fact, I used to be one of the Queen of Sunrise's personal knights.
          • Felix: Bards would sing tales of Felix, one of the most powerful knights to ever walk on the land.
          • Felix: But that was a long time ago. Ultimately, I was dishonourably discharged. And banished.
          • Player: What happened?
          • Felix: I don't want to get into it right now. But needless to say, I can't return.
          • Felix: But plenty of adventures still await me here in Gielinor. Soon bards across this land will sing songs about Felix the Incredible!
        • (Option 4:)
          • Felix: I once spent nine days on Entrana, fasting and meditating, on a journey of self-discovery and reflection.
          • Felix: I had a revelation about the meaning of the universe, and life itself.
          • Felix: Food. Food is the meaning of life. Do you know how awful it is to starve for nine days with some stuffy old monks?
          • Felix: Never again!
        • (Option 5:)
          • Felix: I once slew a dragon that was terrorizing[sic] a small village with nothing but a used quill.
          • Player: That's impressive.
          • Felix: Eh, it was nothing to write home about.
        • (Option 6:)
          • Felix: Not to brag or anything, but Felix the Warden once killed Telos at over 9,000% enrage.
    • Puns...
      • Player: Hey, Felix. How are you feline today?
      • Felix: ...
      • Select an option
        • What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
          • Player: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
          • (Continues below.)
        • Purrsonally, I'm feeling pretty good!
          • Player: Purrsonally, I'm feeling pretty good!
          • (Continues below.)
        • I'm feeling pawesome myself.
          • Player: I'm feeling pawesome myself.
          • (Continues below.)
      • Felix: Cat puns? Really?
      • Select an option
        • Looks like I've let the cat out of the bag!
          • Player: Looks like I've let the cat out of the bag!
          • (Continues below.)
        • Cat puns? I must have missed the de-tail.
          • Player: Cat puns? I must have missed the de-tail.
          • (Continues below.)
        • Afurmative.
          • Player: Afurmative.
          • (Continues below.)'
      • Felix: Please. Stop.
      • Select an option
        • But they are pawsitively delightful!
          • Player: But they are pawsitively delightful!
          • (Continues below.)
        • My pun dreams are being whiskered away...
          • Player: My pun dreams are being whiskered away...
          • (Continues below.)
        • But I'm having a hairball!
          • Player: But I'm having a hairball!
          • (Continues below.)
      • Felix: I can't take much more of this!
      • Select an option
        • What a cat-astrophe!
          • Player: What a cat-astrophe!
          • (Continues below.)
        • Sorry, I'll stop meow.
          • Player: Sorry, I'll stop meow.
          • (Continues below.)
        • Apawlogies.
          • Player: Apawlogies.
          • (Continues below.)
      • Felix: Noooooo!
      • Felix collapses to the ground, holding his throat.
      • (One of the following is shown, and then continues below)
      • (Option 1)
        • Felix: Don't cry for me, Gielinor...
      • (Option 2)
        • Felix: Looks like I ran out... of lives...
      • (Option 3)
        • Felix: Tell my family... they were... a disappointment.
      • Player: Felix?!
      • Felix: Heh, I'm just messing with you. If puns were enough to kill Felix the Indomitable, Gielinor would have taken him a long time ago!
      • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • Let's get going.
      • Player: Let's get going.
      • (One of the following is shown:)
        • Felix: Adventure awaits!
        • Felix: I'll be right behind you.
        • Felix: Let's. I'm itching to get back into the fray.

In all pieces of Santa Paws costume[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is shown, then continues with the same options as above.)
    • (Option 1):
      • Felix: Are you keeping warm? Feel free to borrow Felix's scarf if you need it.
    • (Option 2):
      • Felix: Felix is feeling festive!
    • (Option 3):
      • Felix: Merry Felixmas Player!
      • Player: Felixmas?
      • Felix: It's a holiday where the people of Gielinor get together with their families and celebrate what really matters.
      • Felix: Felix the Heroic, and his daring escapades!
    • (Option 4):
      • Felix: Think we'll see a Yeti? I've always wanted to fight one.
    • (Option 5):
      • Felix: This outfit was a gift from Nicklaus himself. But that was a long time ago...

In all pieces of Sameowrai armour[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is shown, then continues with the same options as above.)
    • (Option 1):
      • Felix: This sword is the sword that will pierce the heavens!
    • (Option 2):
      • Felix: What do you need, Player?
    • (Option 3):
      • Felix: My time in the Arc reminded me a lot of my days in the Land of Sunlight.
      • Felix: Only... with less betrayal.
      • Felix: And more ninjas.
    • (Option 4):
      • Felix: Watch your back, Player.
    • (Option 5):
      • Felix: Felix was awarded this armour while adventuring in the Arc. It's pretty amazing, isn't it?

When skilling[edit | edit source]

General skilling[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: For adventure!
    • Felix: I'm almost impressed.
    • Felix: I've got your back.
    • Felix: Want to take a break?
    • Felix: We're in this together.
    • Felix: Where next, friend?
    • Felix: You're almost as good at this as Felix! Almost.
    • Felix: You're not half bad at this.

Agility[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: Agile is my third middle name! Or was it my fourth?
    • Felix: Nice reflexes!
    • Felix: Remember to always land on your feet.

Construction[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: Felix the Great doesn't build walls, he tears them down!
    • Felix: If only you could have seen Felix's house back home. Maybe one day...
    • Felix: Need any help?
    • Felix: When all you have is a hammer...

Combat[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown when a monster is killed:)
    • Felix: Another foe vanquished.
    • Felix: En garde!
    • Felix: That was too easy.
    • Felix: They had it coming.
    • Felix: They never stood a chance.
    • Felix: They were no match for us!
    • Felix: They were outmatched.

Cooking[edit | edit source]

  • (The following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: What's cooking?

Farming[edit | edit source]

  • (The following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: Felix has always had a green mitten.

Fishing[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: I wish I was as passionate about catching fish as I am about eating them.
    • Felix: Let me know if you catch any Sharks. They're my favourite.

Hunter[edit | edit source]

  • (The following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: Felix is a master hunter!

Mining[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines s occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: Hard labour was never my forte.
    • Felix: Let me know if you find anything valuable. Or shiny!

Thieving[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: Felix the Sly is a real cat burglar!
    • Felix: I'm not afraid of getting my paws dirty.
    • Felix: Moral ambiguity looks good on us...

Woodcutting[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following or one of the general skilling lines is occasionally shown:)
    • Felix: No tree is a match for Felix!
    • Felix: Take that nature!
    • Felix: Timber!