Dialogue for Ex-ex-parrot

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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Ex-ex-parrot: What evil looks I get from the young and the old.
  • Player: Well, I can't see anything wrong with you, aside from the maggots. Oh and the smell. And the whole 'Blasphemy against life' thing.
  • Ex-ex-parrot: My mistress find me lovely.
  • Player: Who is your mistress?
  • Ex-ex-parrot: Ye'll not know her; she lives in death.
  • Player: Yeah, I tend not to visit there too often.

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Ex-ex-parrot: Are we going to a wedding?
  • Player: Why would we be going to a wedding?
  • Ex-ex-parrot: Because I like weddings!
  • Player: Well, we aren't going to one today.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Ex-ex-parrot: I have a story for you.
  • Player: Oh, what is it?
  • Ex-ex-parrot: A long one!
  • Player: I don't think I have time for a long story.
  • Ex-ex-parrot: You'll like it.
  • Player: But I have to be somewhere.
  • Ex-ex-parrot: Why does nobody want to listen to the nightmare of the sea?
  • Player: Maybe it makes them seasick?

Conversation 4[edit | edit source]

  • Ex-ex-parrot: What use be the painted ship upon the painted ocean?
  • Player: Not much, that I can see.

While wearing 2 pieces of pirate clothing[edit | edit source]

  • Ex-ex-parrot: Arrr, be thee one of the crew?
  • Player: Err...Yes?
  • Ex-ex-Parrot: Ye should nay have praised yon mariner for shootin' the bird.
  • Player: I didn't...
  • Ex-ex-parrot: Though it seemed it brought fog and ice, t'was a bird of good omen!
  • Player: I get the feeling I'm better off not knowing what it's talking about.