Dialogue for Evil Goatee

This page contains dialogue related to Evil Goatee.

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Evil Goatee: Baaaaah. Bah-baaaah, bah baaah. Baaaah baaaah bah ba-baaah.
Player: Oh, I didn't know that!
Evil Goatee: Baah. Baaah bah ba-baaah. Bah baaaah baaah. Baaaah.
(If big sprout is winning:)
- Player: So evil Niya's sprouts are losing the fight?
(If big zombie sprout is winning:)
- (Transcript missing. edit)
Evil Goatee: Baaaaah.
- Can you remind me how to help you again?
  - Evil Goatee: Baaaaah.
  - Player: So I can promote or corrupt the growth of the bigger sprouts to help them win their fights?
  - Evil Goatee: Baaaaah.
  - Player: And if I help out enough with a sister they'll reward me with a set of wings?
  - Evil Goatee: Baaaaah.
  - Player: Goodbye, I guess.
  - Evil Goatee: Baaah.
  - (Dialogue terminates.)
- Goodbye^[sic]
  - (If the daily fatigue is capped:)
    - Evil Goatee: Baaaaah.
    - Player: So if had some of Alice's magic plant sprays I would be able to help out more today?^[sic]
    - Evil Goatee: Baaah.
    - (Dialogue terminates.)
  - (Dialogue terminates.)

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