Dialogue for Eva

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Breaking the Storm[edit | edit source]

Summer Skill Off[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Eva: Ah, Player, good to see you again.
    • Player: Hey Eva!
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After first time:)
    • Eva: Welcome back Player!
    • (Continues below.)
  • Select an option
    • What's going on here?
      • Eva: This machine converts junk into runes withouy all of that running back and forth!
      • Eva: If you just follow my rudimentary runecrafting routine you can earn all sorts of Runecrafting XP!
      • Player: What's the catch?
      • Eva: No catch, none at all!
      • Eva: It's a little bit inefficient.
      • Eva: And relatively untested.
      • Eva: But this is where you come in!
      • Eva: My spectacularly splendind subject...
      • Player: Uh oh.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Why did you enter the Summer Skill Off?
      • Eva: As you can see, I fancy myself a bit of an inventor.
      • Eva: I want to share my inventions with the whole of Gielinor
      • Eva: It's not just about changing the world, it's about changing the entire universe!
      • Eva: But that's going to be rather expensive.
      • Player: Those are some grand ambitions!
      • Eva: They are grand but the possibilities are limitless!
      • Eva: I want you to imagine a button.
      • Player: I am imagining a button.
      • Eva: You press the button.
      • Player: I press the button.
      • Eva: ...
      • Player: ...
      • Eva: I don't know, I haven't got that far yet.
      • Player: Alright then.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Is this safe?
      • Player: Is this safe?
      • Eva: Almost definitely.
      • Player: Are you sure?
      • Eva: Most probably.
      • Player: ...
      • Player: I'm in danger aren't I?
      • Eva: Indubitably.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Goodbye!
      • Eva: Be seeing you.

Winter Chill Off[edit | edit source]

Overhead lines[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is seen occasionally, then continues below:)
    • Eva: Get ready to switch to stable energy!
    • Eva: Get ready to switch to unstable energy!
  • Eva: Now!

Talk to[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Eva: Salutations Player!
    • Eva: Welcome back to the hole!
    • Player: Glad to be back!
    • This is Eva, she came up short during The Great Herblore Runecrafting War of the Summer Skill Off.
    • She's still a little upset about it.
    • (Continues below)
  • (After the first time:)
    • Eva: Player.
    • (Continues below)
  • Select an option
    • What do I need to do here?
      • Player: So, what do I need to do here?
      • Eva: Well Player, it's time for some delightfully dazzling divination!
      • Eva: Just follow my orders and you'll make the hole simply divine.
      • Switch which type of energy you are depositing by selecting either the red or blue wisps.
      • Matching Eva's suggestions will grant increased XP while skilling at this location!
      • Player: Got it!
      • Eva: Yeah you do!
      • (Shows previous options)
    • What's with the new job?
      • Player: How come you're on hole duty now?
      • Eva: Well Player, I figured if I'm to beat out that fool I may as well go all out.
      • Eva: Clearly there is something special about this hole and I am going to harness that speciality.
      • Eva: I am fully finished with the foolish foolery of the foolish fool foolishly fooling with his foolish fuel.
      • Player: ...
      • Eva: Why are you looking at me like that?
      • Player: It's nothing... it's just...
      • Player: Have you ever heard a word so much that it doesn't sound like a word anymore?
      • Eva: Yes, it's simple semantic satiation.
      • Player: Ah!
      • Player: ...
      • Player: Hehehe...
      • Player: Fool...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Why did you enter the Winter Chill Off?
      • Eva: Why did I enter?
      • Eva: Pride.
      • Eva: My pride was damaged by that follically impaired idiot at the Summer Skill Off.
      • Player: Oh...
      • Eva: It came right down to the wire.
      • Eva: I cannot believe that useless plant skill won out over the far superior Runecrafting.
      • Player: Plant skill?
      • Player: You mean herblore?
      • Eva: ...
      • Eva: Don't you mention that skill again in my presence.
      • Eva: I'm sick and tired of hearing 120 herblore this, 120 herblore that.
      • Eva: 120 runecrafting, that's what the people want!
      • Player: No! You're crazy!
      • Eva: Just another fool...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Can I jump in the hole?
      • Player: Can I dungeoneer in the hole?
      • Eva: Uh... probably?
      • Eva: Sure. I'm gonna say yes.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Goodbye!
      • Eva: Alrighty.