Dialogue for Elly the Camel

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  • What Would You Like To Do
    • Ask the camel about its dung.
      • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
      • Elly the Camel: Are you serious?
      • Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
      • Elly the Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
      • You close your eyes...
      • Elly the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
      • Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
    • Say something unpleasant.
      • The player says one of the following at random:
        • Dialogue 1:
          • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
          • Elly the Camel: What did you say?
          • Player: Er, nothing important.
          • Elly the Camel: Well, it's nice to have someone to talk to. Ollie is so remote, and I can't get up the courage to talk to him.
          • Player: Who's Ollie?
          • Elly the Camel: He's the camel wandering around near that glider. Isn't he so strong and handsome?
          • Player: Er, he just looks like any other camel to me.
          • Elly the Camel: How can you not see how wonderful he is? Why, he can cross the Kharidian Desert in three bounds, and he's so strong that he could haul the brick for the Duel Arena in only a day!
          • Player: You're a camel, I'm not. Maybe you can see these things better.
          • Elly the Camel: For someone who understands camel speech, you're not good at these things.
        • Dialogue 2:
          • Player: Mmm... Looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
          • Elly the Camel: What did you say?
          • (Same as above)
        • Dialogue 3:
          • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
          • Elly the Camel: What did you say?
          • (Same as above)
    • Neither - I'm a polite person.
      • You decide not to be rude.