Dialogue for Drunken musician

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Who are you?

  • Player: Who are you?
  • Drunken musician: Me? I'sh mooshian! Lemme her help youse relaxsh: sit down, reshst your weery limz an' stuff. You'll feel mush better. Like me, I ffeel great!
  • Player: You're drunk, aren't you?
  • Drunken musician: I'm jus' relaxshed, mate.
  • Player: I'm not sure I want to be as relaxed as you are.
  • Drunken musician: Youze'll never be as relaxshed as as I am, I worked hard to get this relaxshed.
  • Player: Clearly...

Can I ask you some questions about resting?

  • How does resting work?
    • Player: So how does resting work?
    • Drunken musician: Well, youze sit down and resht. Then you feel better. Mush better.
    • Drunken musician: If youze are lissening to my relaxshing moozik then iss even bettar. Relaxshing moozik, like mine.
    • Player: Right; that's nice and clear. Thanks.
  • What's special about resting by a musician?
    • Player: What's special about resting by a musician?
    • Drunken musician: Moozik's great! My moozik is the bessht. Mush more relaxshing than those else.
  • Can you summarise the effects for me?
    • Player: Can you summarise the effects for me?
    • Drunken musician: Yeshh, 'course. 'f youze sit down you resht. Moozik make reshting better.
  • That's all for now.
    • Player: That's all for now.
    • Drunken musician: Fanks. Sshtay relaxshed!

That's all for now.

  • Player: That's all for now.
  • Drunken musician: Fanks. Sshtay relaxshed!