Dialogue for Drunken man

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  • Player: Hello
  • Drunken man: ... whassup?
  • Player: Are you alright?
  • Drunken man: ... see ... two of you ... why there two of you?
  • Player: There's only one of me, friend.
  • Drunken man: ... no, two of you... you can't count...
  • Drunken man: ... maybe you drunk too much...
  • Player: Whatever you say, friend.
  • Drunken man: ... giant hairy cabbages...