Dialogue for Drunken Dwarf

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Wandering[edit | edit source]

  • (Before Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf)
    • Drunken Dwarf: Nice to meet you, matey! 'Ere, have some a' the good stuff!
  • (After Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf)
    • Drunken Dwarf: Nice to see you again, matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some a' the good stuff!
  • A kebab and beer is added to the inventory.
  • Player: Thanks!
  • Drunken Dwarf: Have a nice day, matey!

King Drunken Dwarf III[edit | edit source]

  • King Drunken Dwarf III: Wahay, matey!
    • Player: *You're* the rightful king?
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: That's what whatsername says! Could have been anyone...*hic*... turns out it was me!
    • Player: You were crowned 'King Drunken Dwarf'?
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: Well whatsername used my name, I think, but I got totally sloshed at the post-coronation party and I can't remember it.
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: So I've asked everyone to call me 'King Drunken Dwarf'!
    • Player: I could restore your memory using the memory wand. With memory wand in inventory
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: The memory what? Oh yes! The thingy you used on the ogre. Whatsername told me about it.
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: Sure, why not!
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: ...
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: Well, have you used it yet? Any time you're ready.
      • Player: I did use it. Didn't anything happen?
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: No, mate! Not that I remember!
      • King Drunken Dwarf III: I guess this means no one magically tampered with my memories. If I can't remember things, it's just because I'm a bit drunk!
    • Player: Goodbye.

Summer Skill Off[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey there!
  • Drunken Dwarf: Mate! C'mere! You seen this lad?
  • Player: You mean Gunther?
  • Drunken Dwarf: Aye. What's the bets his name used tae be Smiff or somefin' and he just changed it tae fit in.
  • Player: What?
  • Drunken Dwarf: I have tae find oot. Here mate! Gunther!
  • Gunther: Yes?
  • Drunken Dwarf: Has yer name always rhymed wif hunter or did it used tae be like Smiff or somefin' or?
  • Gunther: ...
  • Player: ... I think maybe he's had a little too much to drink.