Dialogue for Dr Spider MD

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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Dr Spider MD: Human! You will take Dr Spider for walkies.
  • Player: That's what we're doing.
  • Dr Spider MD: I know, because I will it.
  • Player: No, because *I* will it. Are you still trying to use the Ring of Charos on me?
  • Player: Quit doing that or I'll confiscate it.
  • Dr Spider MD: Curses!

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: You seem deep in thought.
  • Dr Spider MD: I am trying to think of a ne-
  • Dr Spider MD: Eureka!
  • Player: Uh oh, this can't be good. What are you trying to invent now?
  • Dr Spider MD: Oh, er, certainly nothing that will help me to take over the world, or anything like that. No. Honest.
  • Player: Well, good.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Dr Spider MD: Spider Brain! Spider Brain! Does whatever a Spider Brain can! Can't spin webs yet of any size! Still needs to invent mechanical eyes! Look out! Here comes the Spider Brain!

Conversation 4[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Do you have any spider-like abilities besides being able to creep people out?
  • Dr Spider MD: Hmm, now that you mention it, no. I've been working on inventing a mechanical web-slinging device, along with a compound to form a web-like material.
  • Player: What would you do with such an invention?
  • Dr Spider MD: Take over the world!
  • Player: Of course.

Conversation 5[edit | edit source]

  • Player: So, what's it like being the brain of a human mad scientist in a jar on the back of a steam-powered mechanical spider body and oh my god what are these words coming out of my mouth?
  • Dr Spider MD: It takes a lot of getting used to. My human brain is only used to working with two legs. I have to really concentrate to move all eight in coordination.
  • Dr Spider MD: Which means I can only do mad science while standing still.
  • Player: Great! Then let's keep moving.

Conversation 6[edit | edit source]

  • Dr Spider MD: Uh, wicka wicka wild, wicka wild, wicka wil-
  • Player: Just don't.
  • Dr Spider MD: Aww, spoilsport.

Conversation 7[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Wait, why are you called Dr Spider MD? You're a mad scientist, not a doctor of medicine!
  • Dr Spider MD: It stands for 'mechanical device'.
  • Player: Oh, right, well - that explains that, thank you.