Dialogue for Diddykin

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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Diddykin: I have observed that my test subject is doing things they call 'dailies'. I must investigate this further, why must they do things daily?
  • Diddykin: They could be using that time to pay attention to me.
  • Player: Did you say something, Little One?
  • Diddykin: Hmm. How interesting, the test subject is trying to engage in conversation with me...
  • Diddykin: Perhaps now would be the perfect time to dissect and learn what adventurers' insides look like?
  • Player: Are you tired Little One? Do you need me to pick you up and carry you? What about a cuddle?
  • Diddykin: Mission Abort! I repeat MISSION ABORT!
  • Player: Speak up Little One, I can't hear you!
  • Diddykin: Yes, please, Player I would love cuddles and lots of attention. But...
  • Player: Hmm?
  • Diddykin: I don't want you to think I would ever harm you, or dissect you or study you or be planning on killing you because I'm totally not... ever.
  • Player: Why would I think anything like that? I know you love me too much for that! But wait, cuddles are coming for Little One!
  • Diddykin: I love it when you pay attention to me. Yay!

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Diddykin: So, Player, why do you harm dragons?
  • Player: Dragons? I've never killed a dragon... who told you this?
  • Diddykin: Don't lie to me Player. If you let the dragons live, that will be the end of it.
  • Diddykin: If I ever see or hear that you killed a dragon I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you...
  • Player: What? I won't hurt any more dragons ever again I promise!
  • Diddykin: Aha! I knew it, Player, you fell right into my trap! I knew all along that you killed dragons!
  • Diddykin: Wait, Player, if you kill dragons... does that mean you want to kill me?
  • Player: Don't you worry Little One, you have nothing to fear from me. I promise.
  • Diddykin: It's okay, daddy Kerapac kills all the dragons anyways.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Diddykin: Don't do it to me all over again! Please Player don't do this to me! Promise me Player please don't do this. Oh woe is me!
  • Player: Do what Little One?
  • Diddykin: Put me back in the maw! I don't want to go back! Please I'll be good every day and I'll tidy your bank and I'll...
  • Diddykin: ...I'll do anything you ask! Just don't put me back.
  • Player: Don't be silly, I'm just trying to see if there are any more of your kind in there. I want to save them too, if I can, I love having pets!
  • Diddykin: No. You do not want to save them... I mean... nobody else is in there. How does it go again... 'This is not the prize you're looking for...'
  • Player: This isn't the prize I'm looking for.
  • Diddykin: You can go about your business; you can move along...
  • Player: I can go about my business; I can move along.
  • Diddykin: Yay! My mind tricks work! I'm so clever! Um... You must give me attention forever...
  • Player: Fooled you! You should have seen your little face!
  • Diddykin: ... Why do you bully me like this? Maybe you should just put me back in the maw... I can't handle this anymore.
  • Player: Aw, I'm sorry Little One.

Conversation 4[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Knock, knock!
  • Diddykin: Who's there?
  • Player: Dragon!
  • Diddykin: Dragonkin! Yay that's me! Yay for attention!
  • Player: No... you're meant to say 'dragon who?'
  • Diddykin: Okay, um... 'dragon who?'
  • Player: You're 'dragon' your feet again!
  • Diddykin: Player I... I don't get it?
  • Player: Nevermind

Conversation 5[edit | edit source]

  • Diddykin: Player, why don't my parents love me?
  • Player: I'm sure they do Little One!
  • Diddykin: They don't! I promise you they don't! They called me a failure and said I'm not a real dragonkin... and then they locked me up and put me in the maw.
  • Diddykin: Sometimes I don't feel like anyone loves me ever... Except my big brother, Vicendithas, he loves me! He loves everyone.
  • Player: I love you Little One!
  • Diddykin: Yipee! I just need you to sign here, here and um... here.
  • Player: Okay, sure, what's this for...?'
  • Diddykin: You're now legally my parent! So now you must give me attention all the time and look after me forever and ever. It's actually the law, I promise.
  • Player: Okay Little One, I'll look after you forever.
  • Diddykin: It also says that you must give me all of your gold.
  • Player: I don't think it says that at all, Little One.
  • Diddykin: Please help me... I'm poor.

Conversation 6[edit | edit source]

  • Diddykin: Player...
  • Player: Hmm?
  • Diddykin: ...Player
  • Player: What's up Little One?
  • Diddykin: Oh nothing, Player, I just like the sound of your name.
  • Player: Aren't you just adorable?

Item Interactions[edit | edit source]

Pet Rock in Inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Diddykin: I must protect the pebble of Jas!
  • Player: Don't you mean the Stone of Jas, Little One?
  • Diddykin: No.
  • Player: I'm sure it's the Stone of Jas...
  • Diddykin: Pffft, adventurers think they know everything.
  • Player: Hey! I know most things, like that the Stone has been destroyed...
  • Diddykin: You know nothing Player.
  • Player: You're so mean to me sometimes...
  • Diddykin: Is that? Is that what I think it is in your inventory? Pebble Toucher! Give me the Pebble of Jas now!
  • Pet Rock: ...
  • Diddykin: How dare you taunt me, fool? Who do you think you are? Player I demand you destroy the Pebble now.
  • Diddykin: It's being so mean to me....
  • Pet Rock: ...
  • Player: How could you call him that, rock?
  • Player: You will not use that language ever again!
  • Diddykin: He's bullying me Player! He's being so cruel. Just destroy the Pebble Player, set me free from its emotional anguish..
  • Player: You two better start behaving yourselves very quickly, or you're both in so much trouble
  • Pet Rock: ...
  • Diddykin: I'm sorry Player...
  • Diddykin: ... but you can still destroy him if you want. I don't mind.