Dialogue for Dell Monti

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• Dell Monti: Avast ye, landlubber! Give us yer pineapples!
  • Player: Who are you?
    • Dell Monti: I be Dell. A pineappley pirate paragon without a parrot.
    • Player: That's just odd.
    • Dell Monti: Arr.
  • If the player has completed the Easy Karamja achievements:
    • Player: Got any pineapples for me?
    • Dell Monti: Arrr, you've earned 'em.
    • Dell gives you forty pineapples.
    • If the player has already claimed it for the day:
    • Dell Monti: Now yer just bein' greedy. Come back tomorra'.
  • If the player has completed the Elite Karamja achievements:
    • Player: Got any apples for me?
    • Dell Monti: Arrr, you've earned 'em.
    • Dell gives you 40 apples.
    • If the player has already claimed it for the day:
    • Dell Monti: Now yer just bein' greedy. Come back tomorra'.
  • Player: What does a pirate have to do with pineapples?
    • Dell Monti: It all started aboard ship. We was leagues fr'm land and becalmed. Arr, then tha thirst came.
    • Player: For rum?
    • Dell Monti: Nae, not tha rum. We had plenty o' that.
    • Player: For water?
    • Dell Monti: Yeuch! Yer suggestin' I poisons meself?
    • Player: Well, what were yer...I mean, you, thirsty for?
    • Dell Monti: Pineapples!
    • Player: Pineapples?
    • Dell Monti: Pineapples! Lovely, juicy pineapples.
    • Player: Pineapples?
    • Dell Monti: Yer startin' ta sound like me parrot, mate.
    • Player: Sorry, it's just a bit odd.
    • Dell Monti: Arr, 'tis that. So much so tha' me parrot flew off and tha crew gave me tha nickname of Pineapple Pete.
    • Player: That's funny!
  • Player: Where's your parrot?
    • Dell Monti: He flew off when the pineapple thirst hit. Haven't seen 'im since.
    • Player: That's sad.
    • Dell Monti: Arr, 'tis. But I have me pineapples ta keep me company, an' Parrot Pete only used ta say one thing.
    • Player: Oh? What was that?
    • Dell Monti: Was somethin' about...pickin' somethin up. Arrr, tha's it, he used ta parrot it all day: 'Pick up a penguin.' Thing is, he'd never seen a penguin, an' neither 'ave I.