Dialogue for Dell Monti

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  • Dell Monti: Avast ye, landlubber! Give us yer pineapples!
    • Player: Who are you?
      • Dell Monti: I be Dell. A pineappley pirate paragon without a parrot.
      • Player: That's just odd.
      • Dell Monti: Arr.
    • If the player has completed the Easy Karamja achievements:
      • Player: Got any pineapples for me?
      • Dell Monti: Arrr, you've earned 'em.
      • Dell gives you forty pineapples.
      • If the player has already claimed it for the day:
      • Dell Monti: Now yer just bein' greedy. Come back tomorra'.
    • If the player has completed the Elite Karamja achievements:
      • Player: Got any apples for me?
      • Dell Monti: Arrr, you've earned 'em.
      • Dell gives you 40 apples.
      • If the player has already claimed it for the day:
      • Dell Monti: Now yer just bein' greedy. Come back tomorra'.
    • Player: What does a pirate have to do with pineapples?
      • Dell Monti: It all started aboard ship. We was leagues fr'm land and becalmed. Arr, then tha thirst came.
      • Player: For rum?
      • Dell Monti: Nae, not tha rum. We had plenty o' that.
      • Player: For water?
      • Dell Monti: Yeuch! Yer suggestin' I poisons meself?
      • Player: Well, what were yer...I mean, you, thirsty for?
      • Dell Monti: Pineapples!
      • Player: Pineapples?
      • Dell Monti: Pineapples! Lovely, juicy pineapples.
      • Player: Pineapples?
      • Dell Monti: Yer startin' ta sound like me parrot, mate.
      • Player: Sorry, it's just a bit odd.
      • Dell Monti: Arr, 'tis that. So much so tha' me parrot flew off and tha crew gave me tha nickname of Pineapple Pete.
      • Player: That's funny!
    • Player: Where's your parrot?
      • Dell Monti: He flew off when the pineapple thirst hit. Haven't seen 'im since.
      • Player: That's sad.
      • Dell Monti: Arr, 'tis. But I have me pineapples ta keep me company, an' Parrot Pete only used ta say one thing.
      • Player: Oh? What was that?
      • Dell Monti: Was somethin' about...pickin' somethin up. Arrr, tha's it, he used ta parrot it all day: 'Pick up a penguin.' Thing is, he'd never seen a penguin, an' neither 'ave I.