Dialogue for Crocodile

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Before defeating Ukunduka

Without crocspeak amulet

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1

• Crocodile: BGRRBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 2

• Crocodile: GARARARARAGHAGARARAGURRRRRRR!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 3

• Crocodile: GARK!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 4

• Crocodile: GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 5

• Crocodile: GRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 6

• Crocodile: GRUUUURRRRGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 7

• Crocodile: GURGLEGURGLEGURGLEGRAAAAHHHH!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 8

• Crocodile: *LOUD, ANGRY BREATHING*
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 9

• Crocodile: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 10

• Crocodile: *SRPH*
• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 11

• Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

With crocspeak amulet

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1

• Crocodile: AFTER YOU DIE, PEOPLE WILL CONTINUE TO LOVE AND MISS YOU BUT AFTER THOSE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 2

• Crocodile: ALL PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS FAKED.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 3

• Crocodile: EVERYBODY REALISES WHEN YOU DON'T WASH YOUR CLOTHES MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 4

• Crocodile: EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT IS ENTIRELY MEANINGLESS AND TINY COMPARED TO THE UNIVERSE.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 5

• Crocodile: I WILL DESTROY YOUR MIND AND BODY FROM WITHIN.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 6

• Crocodile: IF NOBODY MENTIONS YOUR NEW HAIRCUT, THEY HATE IT.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 7

• Crocodile: IF YOU WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR WITH OTHER LAUNDRY, YOUR OTHER CLOTHES ARE MOST LIKELY CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL MATTER.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 8

• Crocodile: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TRULY SELFLESS ACT. ALTRUISM IS A MYTH.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 9

• Crocodile: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 10

• Crocodile: YOU CAN BE EASILY REPLACED.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 11

• Crocodile: YOU MOST CERTAINLY WON'T ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS AND WILL HAVE TO COMPROMISE AND ADJUST TO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY IN LIFE.
• Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

After defeating Ukunduka

Without crocspeak amulet

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1

• Crocodile: *content, calm breathing.
• Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 2

• Crocodile: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
• Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 3

• Crocodile: Gruuuuuuuuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.
• Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 4

• Crocodile: Gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
• Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 5

• Crocodile: Guuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh.
• Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 6

• Crocodile: *sprkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*.
• Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

With crocspeak amulet

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1

• Crocodile: ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH, THEY ARE AN AMAZING GIFT.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 2

• Crocodile: ANOTHER PERSON'S BEAUTY IS NOT THE ABSENCE OF YOUR OWN.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 3

• Crocodile: BOOKS CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 4

• Crocodile: HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? YOU LOOK GREAT!
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 5

• Crocodile: HELPING ANOTHER PERSON MAY NOT CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 6

• Crocodile: I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 7

• Crocodile: THE WORLD IS BETTER WITH YOU IN IT.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 8

• Crocodile: WANT TO SEE SOMETHING TRULY BEAUTIFUL? LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE WATER.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 9

• Crocodile: WHAT YOU'RE WEARING IS FANTASTIC.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 10

• Crocodile: YOU CROC MY WORLD!
• Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 11

• Crocodile: YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
• Player: What a nice crocodile.