Dialogue for Crabbe

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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1
  • Crabbe: When's our next adventure?
  • Player: I've got an idea for one. There's a tall building I know of that we could perch from the side of.
  • Crabbe: This doesn't sound like a very fun adventure. Why would you want to do that?
  • Player: Oh I thought that's the kind of thing you would be into.
  • Crabbe: Humans are very strange.
Conversation 2
  • Player: How heavy are you?
  • Crabbe: That's a rude question to ask.
  • Player: Sorry I was just wondering how you manage to fly when you're made from rock.
  • Crabbe: Well I wonder how you manage to survive when you're so stupid. That was so insensitive!
  • Player: Aww Crabbe, I'm sorry, please don't be mad at me!
Conversation 3
  • Player: What's your favourite food?
  • Crabbe: Rock cakes.
  • Player: What's your favourite pet?
  • Crabbe: Pet rocks.
  • Player: What's your favourite armour?
  • Crabbe: Rock-shell armour.
  • Player: What's your favourite music?
  • Crabbe: Classical.
  • Player: Oh, that is unexpected.
Conversation 4 (only by the gargoyles in Morytania Slayer Tower or in Kuradal's Dungeon)
  • Crabbe: My family! Wait, why are they just flying in circles like that?
  • Player: look you've really put me between a rock and a hard place now. Most gargoyles aren't that smart.
  • Crabbe: This makes no sense, please take me away from here. it pains me to see them like this.