Dialogue for Cook's brother

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During 2016 Thanksgiving event

Talking to without having attended a previous Thanksgiving event

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Talking to having attended a previous Thanksgiving event

• Cook's brother: Oooooh, what a bother! Why do these things always happen to me?
• Player: What's wrong?
• Cook's brother: Well, my brother and I thought we might introduce a new festive meal to the castle, but everything went wrong!
• Player: What happened?
• Cook's brother: We, uh, imported a new bird to serve as the main course at our Thanksgiving feast, but they had a mind of their own!
• Player: This sounds awfully familiar...
• Cook's brother: Oh it's you again! Look I understand this may be a huge coincidence but those these birds just keep escaping.
• Player: You should really get someone to help you with that.
• Player: I'm a bit... stuffed... at the moment.
• Cook's brother: I'm sure we can find more of those lamps for you, please we're in for a beak future!
• Cook's brother: Do you think you could help us?
  • Yes, I'll help.
    • Player: I suppose I'm not chicken, I'll help.
    • Cook's brother: Wonderful! I need you to track down the locations of the turkeys that escaped. These turkeys are clever, and will have disguised themselves well.
    • Cook's brother: There are twenty five to find, and I'll give you a book which has the last known sighting of each turkey. As you find them, their exact location will be magically communicated to me.
    • Player: Hold on, last time I only had twenty turkeys to find, why are there more?
    • Cook's brother: Let's just say these turkeys are in a fowl mood and were counting the number of chopping days until Thanksgiving.
    • Player: Well it's a good thing I have my trusty drumstick then!
    • Cook's brother: I'm sure we can find pumpkin pie, that's my favourite kind of pie to go with it also.
    • Player: So, do I need to do anything else?
    • Cook's brother: Here's the book, be careful not to lose it.
    • He hands you a book.
    • (Dialogue terminates.)
  • No, I'd rather not.
    • Player: No, I'd rather not.
    • Cook's brother: Oh, well. Thank you for listening, anyway.

Talking to when hunting for turkeys

• (If the turkey book has been lost:)
  • Cook's brother: Here's a replacement book, since you so carelessly lost the last one!
  • (Continues below.)
• Cook's brother: Have fun hunting turkeys! You've currently found [number of turkeys found].

Transmogrifying into a turkey

• (If the transmogrification isn't unlocked:)
  • Cook's brother: I'm afraid you can't do this yet, collect 10 turkeys for me and then you'll get to live your dream of being a turkey.

Claiming the medium XP lamp

• Cook's brother: For finding 20 turkeys you can have this old lamp I have.
• You have been given a medium XP lamp!
• (Continues with the chat when hunting for turkeys.)

Claiming the large XP lamp

• Cook's brother: You've found all of the turkeys!
• Cook's brother: I can't thank you enough!
• Player: I was in a fowl mood anyway, this has cheered me right up, when do we eat?
• Cook's brother: Well uh... we can only offer you this lamp. Sorry.
• Player: Well this is a sad pun-ishment.
• You have been given a large XP lamp!

Talking to after finishing the event

• Cook's brother: Thank you for finding all of the turkeys!

Talking to after the event

• Cook's brother: I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving. I'm afraid all the turkeys have returned to their homes.