Dialogue for Captain Cain

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This transcript involves dialogue with Captain Cain and the player.

Before agreeing to sign up[edit | edit source]

Talking to him[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello. What's this place?
  • Captain Cain: Why you wretched Son-of-a-Big-Nosed-Warty-Smelly-Goblin! How dare you speak to a commanding officer like that?
  • Player: I...err... What?
  • Captain Cain: Stand straight! Chest out, shoulders back!
  • Player: Okay, okay.
  • Captain Cain: You'll address me as captain!
  • Player: Yea...yes, captain!
  • Captain Cain: Better. Now what is a low-life, pathetic excuse for a human being doing sniffing around my arena?
  • Player: Exploring, captain. Looked like a chance for combat, sir!
  • Captain Cain: And you think you have what is necessary to take on the Penance? No chance.
  • Player: With respect, captain, I don't understand what this place is.
  • Captain Cain: You really are useless, aren't you? Very well, make the most of this because I don't suffer idiots easily! This is the Barbarian Assault arena. You want to sign up with us?
  • Select an option
    • Sir, yes sir!
      • Player: Sir, yes sir!
      • Captain Cain: Then listen closely.
      • (Opens Barbarian Assault tutorial progress interface.)
    • Nah, sounds boring.

Tutorial option[edit | edit source]

  • You'd best introduce yourself first!

What's new option[edit | edit source]

  • (Opens What's new interface.)

After agreeing to sign up[edit | edit source]

Talking to him[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi...I mean, Player reporting, sir!
  • Captain Cain: Straighten that back when you talk to me! You want my help?
    • Select an option
      • Sir! Can we do some training?
        • Player: Sir! Can we do some training?
        • Captain Cain: Again? Very well. Listen closely this time!
        • (Opens Barbarian Assault tutorial progress interface.)
      • Sir! Could I change my current wave?
        • Player: Sir! Could I change my current wave?
          • If the player is currently on Wave 1:
            • Captain Cain: You can only change it down to wave 1, and you're already on wave 1!
            • Player: Ah, I see. Thanks anyway.
            • (Shows previous options)
          • If the player is not on Wave 1:
            • (Transcript missing. edit)
          • If the player has not finished the tutorial:
      • Nah, sounds boring.
        • Player: Nah, sounds boring.
        • Captain Cain: Boring? You'll get nowhere with that kind of attitude! Drop and give me ten!
        • Select an option
          • Maybe next time. I need to go wash my hair.
            • Player: Maybe next time, I need to go wash my hair.
            • Captain Cain: You'll do as I say!
            • Player: Arrrghhh. Okay, okay!
            • The player performs five push-ups.
          • Sir, yes sir!
            • Player: Sir, yes sir!
            • Captain Cain: Good to see you've learned some respect. Make it five.
            • The player performs five push-ups.
            • Player: Yes sir!
          • But I already did...
            • Player: But I already did!
            • Captain Cain: You did?
            • Player: Sir, yes sir!
            • Captain Cain: I don't trust you in the slightest. Do as I tell you!
            • The player performs five push-ups.

Tutorial option[edit | edit source]

  • (Opens Barbarian Assault tutorial progress interface.)

What's new option[edit | edit source]

  • (Opens What's new interface.)