Dialogue for Captain (Varrock Palace)

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Captain: What do you want, civilian?

• What are you doing?
  • Player: What are you doing?
  • Captain: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm training this useless bunch of recruits!
    • Oh yes, they look very fit.
      • Player: Oh yes, they look very fit.
        • If you previously picked the second option
          • Captain: Have you lost your mind? Earlier you said they looked weak! Just go away and leave me alone.
    • Oh yes, they look very weak.
      • Player: Oh yes, they look very weak.
        • If you haven't chosen anything previously
          • Captain: Show some respect when you talk about my men, civilian!
          • (Shows previous options)
        • If you previously picked the first option:
          • Captain: Have you lost your mind? Earlier you said they looked fit! Just go away and leave me alone.
    • Can I have some armour like yours?
      • (Same as below)
• Can I have some armour like yours?
  • Player: Can I have some armour like yours?
  • Captain: Only guards of Varrock can wear this armour.
  • Player: Well, I could become a guard of Varrock.
  • Captain: So you really want to be a guard, huh?
  • Player: Yes, that's right.
  • Captain: Does it worry you that the life expectancy of a guard is about 30 seconds?
    • No, that doesn't worry me.
      • Player: No, that doesn't worry me.
      • Captain: Bah! You just failed the intelligence test. Go away, civilian.
    • Actually, forget it.
      • Player: Actually, forget it.
      • Captain: Go away, coward.
• I want nothing.
  • Player: I want nothing.
  • Captain: Lucky you. Go away.
• Random phrases the Captain shouts:
  • Captain: Bah, why do I bother with you lot?
  • Captain: Make those dummies suffer!
  • Captain: Imagine it's your aunt!
  • Captain: Hit the dummy! Hit the dummy!
  • Captain: Hit the dummy before I come over there and hit you!
  • Captain: Show some backbone!
  • Captain: Let's get some proper bloodlust here!
  • Captain: Just hit the thing already!
  • Captain: Useless! Utterly useless!
  • Captain: You won't last 2 minutes in the real world!