Dialogue for Bruce

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Before Ritual of the Mahjarrat[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey there!
  • Bruce: Urgh.
  • Player: What's wrong?
  • Bruce: I've been checking out local tourist destinations and somehow I ended up in the Misthalin Training Centre of Excellence; I've spent the morning eating the professors' chocolate cake.
  • Player: So you're saying you slithered, like a serpent, into the school kitchen and ate the professor's personal snack?
  • Bruce: ...
  • Player: You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you?
  • Bruce: ...

After Ritual of the Mahjarrat[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Did you see what happened to Edgeville?
  • Bruce: Did I see what happened? I have had the holiday from hell.
  • Player: What do you mean?
  • Bruce: Of course I saw what happened! You can't undo the past... but certainly cannot repeat it. I expect anti-dragon nets to be fitted by the end of the week!
  • Bruce: If I had to rate the holiday out of five, I'd struggle to give it more than a three; as such I'm going to the Varrock Herald about this! Here, take a signed copy of my diary, it'll be worth millions when I'm done with them!
    • If the player hasn't already claimed the book.
      • -
    • If the player has already claimed the book.
      • Bruce: Oh yeah, I already signed one of these for you.