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- Player: Hello again, Bowloftrix. How are you doing?
- Bowloftrix: Well I can’t really complain.
- Tell me all about yourself.
- Bowloftrix: Wow...uh...that’s kind of put me on the spot.
- Bowloftrix: Why do you want to know all about me? I mean, you saved me and all, but I’m hardly very interesting.
- Player: Please, just humour me.
- Bowloftrix: Fine...I’m a druid. I, you know, worship Guthix and nature.
- Bowloftrix: I like long walks in the forst and eating vegan food. I mean, what else do you need to hear?
- Player: Well I was hoping you might have an interesting story to tell me, or a quest for me to do or something.
- Bowloftrix: Well, do many people have those?
- Player: You would be surprised.
- What do you think of Taverley?
- Bowloftrix: I think it is ok. I’m a druid. My family has lived here for generations. In the end I’ve never known anything different.
- Bowloftrix: Well, except that time I went on a fishing trip to Rimmington.
- Player: Well, what did you think of it?
- Bowloftrix: Meh. Not enough trees.
- How do you like being Pikkupstix’ assistant?
- Bowloftrix: Guthix preserve me, this is the most harrowing thing that I have ever done!
- Player: More harrowing than being kidnapped by trolls?
- Bowloftrix: By miles!
- Player: That’s scarily impressive.
- Bowloftrix: I mean, you hear stories, right? About how such-and-such fell down the stairs, or accidentally nailed their hand to a table.
- Bowloftrix: Then you get there, and things don’t seem so bad. Before you know it, the guy you’re being trained by gets blasted to ashes by a backfire summon!
- Player: Gosh!
- Bowloftrix: He’s a walking disaster magnet, but it’s never him! He never gets a single scratch, or is anywhere near things when they go south!
- Player: That’s terrible!
- Bowloftrix: Uh, you wouldn’t mind taking this position for a while, would you? Just while I get myself healed up?
- Player: Not a chance.
- Well, time to go.