Transcript of Bookcase of biographies

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This transcript involves dialogue with the player.

Interacting with the bookcase will randomly prompt one of the following dialogues:

Bookcase #1[edit | edit source]

  • Player: 50% Luke - 100% Dead
  • Player: Aeternam - It's Your Funeral
  • Player: Akrisae - Wight Noise
  • Player: Ambassador Jabari - Two Thrones Too Many
  • Player: Apep - One-Eyed Spitting Cobra
  • Player: Balustan - My Life: An Unacceptable Lorefail
  • Player: Bandit King - A Rough and Sandy Coarse Heir
  • Player: Clarence - RIP in Pieces
  • Player: Cyrisus - I Told You So: Why Not to Go Bossing with Friends
  • Player: Draul Leptoc - The Name Of My Murderer Was... And Other Great Unfinished Sayings
  • Player: Emir Shah Mirza - Heart of the Matter
  • Player: Forcae - How I Mangled the Dragonkin Naming Convention And Got Away With It
  • Player: Guthix - Forget Me, Forget Me Not
  • Player: Haluned - Stardust to Stardust
  • Player: Hazelmere - From Tiny Acorns
  • Player: Heru - Over the Falcon's Nest
  • Player: Ivandis Seergaze - Flailing Around
  • Player: Kael Forshaw - Fear Is the Me Killer
  • Player: King Tyras - Reign of Fire
  • Player: Lord Lowerniel Vergidiyad Drakan - Love to Eat Prey
  • Player: Lucien - I Imagine You Haven't Seen The Last Of Me Yet
  • Player: Mekritus A'hara - Knowing Me, Knowing You (A'hara)
  • Player: Mercenary Joe - Who Is Joe?
  • Player: Monoceros - Friendship is Magic
  • Player: Mugger (level 6) - Not Dead; Killed You
  • Player: Orlando Smith - Automatons! Why'd It Have to Be Automatons?
  • Player: Overwatch Mornid - The Righteous and the Wicked
  • Player: R4ng3rNo0b889 - The Case for Antifire Potions
  • Player: Radigad Ponfit - Like a Hunter
  • Player: Sigmund - Hamming It Up
  • Player: Sir Ruppe - Sweet Release
  • Player: Sliske - A Life in Shadow
  • Player: Statius - It's Hammer Time!
  • Player: Tuska - Tuska? I hardly knew her!
  • Player: V - A Hero's (Short) Journey
  • Player: Vanstrom Klause - I, Vanstrom
  • Player: Varrock Guard #1206 - Live, Die, Repeat
  • Player: Vertida Sefalatis - Guerrilla Will Be Mist
  • Player: Wally - Where's Me?
  • Player: Xenia - I Probably Deserved It
  • Player: Yelps - Spinning a Story
  • Player: Zanik - The First Death is the Hardest
  • Player: Zimberfizz - From Creation to Destruction

Bookcase #2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Aagi - Dream On, Dreamer
  • Player: Adventurer #232878 - An Arrow in the Knee
  • Player: Agrith Naar - There's No Place Like Home
  • Player: Arrav - Two Pieces of the Puzzle
  • Player: Bandos - Rumours of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
  • Player: Closure - Ghost Writer
  • Player: Count Draynor - My Life: A Grave Situation
  • Player: Culinaromancer - Cooking up a Storm
  • Player: Dharok the Wretched - A Homeopathic Lifestyle: Weakness Making You Stronger
  • Player: Druid spirit - Gielinor's Deadliest Plants
  • Player: Eloise - The Damned
  • Player: Elvarg - Killed by Noobs: A Dragon's Tale
  • Player: Fairy Godfather - Behind Every Great Fairy, There Is A Crime
  • Player: Filliman Tarlock - Don't be Aghast - The Nature of Spirits
  • Player: Goblin (Level 3) - I Had a Family, You Know?
  • Player: Gunnar - I Led An Invasion And All I Got Was This Lousy Village
  • Player: Iban - How to Get Your Parents' Attention
  • Player: Ikov - The Air Is My Temple
  • Player: Man - Gone in 30 Seconds
  • Player: Man - Respawn, Die, Repeat
  • Player: Melzar - An A-maze-ing Life
  • Player: Mother Mallum - The Pillars of Life
  • Player: Nomad - Yes Mad
  • Player: Polyphemus - Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen
  • Player: Prince Brand - Brand New Me
  • Player: Princess Astrid - Brand New Me
  • Player: Robert the Strong - Outside the Box
  • Player: Rock Crab - Reaching The Hard Place
  • Player: Si'morgh - The Si'morghrillion
  • Player: Sir Ken Schism - Don't Even Acknowledge It
  • Player: Sir Theodore - A Dangerously Unstable Statue in Varrock Fell on Him
  • Player: Sister Anna - Dance of Death
  • Player: Sister Cabbage - Yuck! I Don't Like Cabbage
  • Player: Slug Prince - On Your Marks, Get Set, SLOW!
  • Player: Temekel - I'm Dead, Like Really Dead, Like Super Actually Dead. Probably...
  • Player: Thammaron - I Feel the Cold in My Bones
  • Player: Thok (Senior) - Thoking 'Ell
  • Player: Unlucky Jenkins - My Death Was Mos Le'Harmless
  • Player: Untrad - I Was by Far The Most Interesting Mahjarrat
  • Player: Waldo - Where's Me?
  • Player: Woman - Gone in 30 seconds