Dialogue for Bloated leech

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  • Conversation 1
    • Bloated leech: I'm afraid it's going to have to come off, Player Name.
    • Player: What is?
    • Bloated leech: Never mind. Trust me, I'm almost a doctor.
    • Player: I think I'll get a second opinion.
  • Conversation 2
    • Bloated leech: You're in a critical condition.
    • Player: Is it terminal?
    • Bloated leech: Not yet. Let me get a better look and I'll see what I can do about it.
    • Player: There are two ways to take that...and I think I'll err on the side of caution.
  • Conversation 3
    • Bloated leech: Let's get a look at that brain of yours.
    • Player: What? My brains stay inside my head, thanks.
    • Bloated leech: That's ok, I can just drill a hole.
    • Player: How about you don't and pretend you did?
  • Conversation 4
    • Bloated leech: I think we're going to need to operate.
    • Player: I think we can skip that for now.
    • Bloated leech: Who's the doctor here?
    • Player: Not you.
    • Bloated leech: I may not be a doctor, but I'm keen. Does that not count?
    • Player: In most other fields, yes; in medicine, no.