Dialogue for Bert

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In Yanille

Before The Hand in the Sand

• Bert: Eeee, wha' shall I do! I'll mos' certainly lose tha job...
• Player: Lose your job? What's wrong, why?
• Bert: I w-w-work...over yon sand pit...and weeell...I found...this...hand! T'were buried in't Sand!
  • Select an option
    • Oh, you found a hand in the sand - that's nice for you.
      • Player: Oh, you found a hand in the sand - that's nice for you.
    • Eww a hand, in the sand! Why haven't you told the authorities?
      • Player: Eww a hand, in the sand! Why haven't you told the authorities?
      • Bert: They's no' wha' they once was. Tha cap'ain o'the Guard spends near all o'the time drunk in yon pub.
      • Player: Oh? The Guard Captain is drunk in the pub you say? That's not good, what will you do?
      • Bert: Weeellll...do you think yer could 'elp me?
        • If the player rejects the quest
          • Player: I want no part in this!
        • If the player accepts the quest
          • Player: Sure, I'll give you a hand.
          • Bert: ....Nae, ye can 'have the 'and as h'evidence.
          • Bert gives you a rather smelly, sand covered hand.
          • Bert: P'raps tha smell will get t'Guard Cap'ain's nose out o'his beer fer 2 seconds!

After The Hand in the Sand

First time after the Hand in the Sand

• Player: Bert! Good news!
• Bert: Arrr...Good news always be handy.
• Player: They arrested Sandy for the murder of the wizard and the sand pit now refills itself!
• Bert: ME JOB! I'VE LOSTED ME JOB! 'ow c'n yer say tha' be good news?? Me wife'll tear me limb fr'm limb!
• Player: Don't worry, the Wizards are going to pay you a large pension so that you can retire...
• Bert: Bu' wha'll I be doin' wit' me day now! I be lovin' tha sand.
• Player: What will you do with your day? Well... You could build sand castles with your own two hands!
• Bert: I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round. ye be lettin' me know Player, I's can help yer!
• Player: Wow! That would be great! Buckets of sand direct to my bank everyday, you say? That's great!

Talking to Bert before collecting sand

• BERT:'Ello again, Player!
• PLAYER:Hello Bert, could I ahve my sand today please?
• BERT:Aye, give me a minute cause I be rushed off me feet!
• PLAYER:Thanks for the sand Bert!

Collecting sand

• Bert: Mornin', Player. I be gettin' yer sand down to yer bank right away.

Talking to Bert after collecting sand

• Bert: 'Ello there, Player! Hope yer be havin' fun. I be a wee bi' busy to 'elp wit' yon sand. Come back tomorrow.
• Player: Okay, Bert. I'll come back for my sand a bit later on.

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