Dialogue for Bernie

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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Bernie: True happiness is realising that a partyhat is simply paper that will one day crumble to dust.
  • Player: That sounds awful.
  • Bernie: Greed can never be satisfied. Knowing one's self will bring you greater happiness.

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Bernie: If you have goals you need to start hitting them. Then set new goals.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Bernie: True power comes from the focus of the mind. With this, you can achieve anything.

Conversation 4[edit | edit source]

  • Bernie: Continue onwards until you're at your peak of your performance, then look back and realise how far you've actually come.

Conversation 5[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Um... excuse me-
  • Bernie: Focus on problems and you will have problems. Focus on possibilities and you can achieve anything.
  • Player: I don't want to alarm you but-
  • Bernie: Live in the moment and nothing else matters.
  • Player: YOU'RE ON FIRE!
  • Bernie: AHHHHHH! THE PAIN, THE CONSTANT AGONY! OHH IT HURTS SO MUCH!
  • Bernie: WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME AND MAKE ME SUFFER THIS WAY?