Dialogue for Benny

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  • Select An Option
    • Can I have a newspaper, please?
      • Player: Can I have a newspaper, please?
      • Benny: Certainly, Guv. That'll be 50 gold pieces, please.
      • Select An Option
        • Sure, here you go.
          • (The player buys a newspaper)
        • Uh, no thanks, I've changed my mind.
          • Player: No, thanks.
          • Benny: Ok, suit yourself. Plenty more fish in the sea.
    • How much does a paper cost?
      • Player: How much does a paper cost?
      • Benny: Just 50 gold pieces! An absolute bargain! Want one?
      • Select An Option
        • Sure, here you go.
          • (Same as above)
        • No, thanks.
          • Player: No, thanks.
          • Benny: Ok, suit yourself. Plenty more fish in the sea.
    • Varrock Herald? Never heard of it.
      • Player: Varrock Herald? Never heard of it.
      • Benny: For the illiterate amongst us, I shall elucidate. The Varrock Herald is a new newspaper. It is edited, printed and published by myself, Benny Gutenberg, and each edition promises to enthrall the reader with captivating material! Now, can I interest you in buying one for a mere 50 gold?
      • Select An Option
        • Sure, here you go.
          • (Same as above)
        • No, thanks.
          • (Same as above)
    • Anything interesting in there?
      • Player: Anything interesting in there?
      • Benny: Of course there is, mate. Packed full of thought provoking insights, contentious interviews and celebrity scandalmongering! An excellent read and all for just 50 coins! Want one?
      • Select An Option
        • Sure, here you go.
          • (Same as above)
        • No, thanks.
          • (Same as above)