Dialogue for Barfy Bill

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• Barfy Bill: Oh! Hello there.
  • Player: Who are you?
    • Barfy Bill: My name is Ex Sea Captain Barfy Bill.
    • Player: Ex sea captain?
    • Barfy Bill: Yeah, I bought a lovely ship and was planning to make a fortune running her as a merchant vessel.
    • Player: Why are you not still sailing?
    • Barfy Bill: Chronic sea sickness. My first and only voyage was spent dry heaving over the rails.
    • Barfy Bill: If I had known about the sea sickness I could have saved myself a lot of money.
    • Player: What are you up to now then?
    • Barfy Bill: Well my ship had a little fire related problem. Fortunately it was well insured.
    • Barfy Bill: Anyway, I don't have to work anymore so I've taken to canoeing on the river.
    • Barfy Bill:I don't get river sick!
    • Barfy Bill: Would you like to know how to make a canoe?
      • Player: Yes.
        • Barfy Bill: It's really quite simple. Just walk down to that tree on the bank and chop it down.
        • Barfy Bill: When you have done that you can shape the log further with your hatchet to make a canoe.
        • Barfy Bill: Hoo! You look like you know which end of a hatchet is which.
        • Barfy Bill: You can easily build one of those Wakas. Be careful if you travel into the Wilderness though.
        • Barfy Bill: I've heard tell of great evil in that blasted wasteland.
        • Player: Thanks for the warning Bill.
          End of Conversation
      • Player: No.
        Closes Conversation
  • Player: Can you teach me about canoeing?
    • Barfy Bill: It's really quite simple. Just walk down to that tree on the bank and chop it down.
    • Barfy Bill: When you have done that you can shape the log further with your hatchet to make a canoe.
    • Barfy Bill: Hoo! You look like you know which end of a hatchet is which.
    • Barfy Bill: You can easily build one of those Wakas. Be careful if you travel into the Wilderness though.
    • Barfy Bill: I've heard tell of great evil in that blasted wasteland.
    • Player: Thanks for the warning Bill.
      End of Conversation