Transcript of Bar Crawl (miniquest)

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Starting out[edit | edit source]

Talking to a barbarian guard[edit | edit source]

Before accepting the miniquest[edit | edit source]

  • Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?
  • Select an option
    • I want to come through this gate.
      • Player: I want to come through this gate.
      • Barbarian guard: Barbarians only. Are you a barbarian? You don't look like one.
      • Select an option
        • Hmm, yep you've got me there.
          • Player: Hmm, yep you've got me there.
        • Looks can be deceiving, I am in fact a barbarian.
          • Player: Looks can be deceiving, I am in fact a barbarian.
          • Barbarian guard: If you're a barbarian you need to be able to drink like one. We barbarians like a good drink. I have the perfect challenge for you: The Alfred Grimhand Barcrawl! First completed by Alfred Grimhand.
          • (Quest Overview interface opens.)
            • Not right now
              • (Dialogue ends.)
            • Accept quest
              • Player receives Barcrawl card.
              • The guard hands you a bar crawl card.
              • Barbarian guard: Take that card to each of the bars named on it. The bartenders will know what it means. We're kinda well known. They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card. When you've done all that, we'll be happy to let you in.
    • I want some money.
      • Player: I want some money.
      • Barbarian guard: Do I look like a bank to you?

After accepting the miniquest[edit | edit source]

  • Barbarian guard: So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?
  • If the player has the barcrawl card and has not finished it yet:)
    • Player: I haven't finished it yet.
    • Barbarian guard: Well come back when you have, you lightweight.
  • (If the player has lost the barcrawl card:)
    • Player: I've lost my barcrawl card...
    • Barbarian guard: What are you like? You're gonna have to start all over now.
    • Player receives Barcrawl card.
    • The guard hands you a Barcrawl card

If the player can't afford any of the barcrawl drinks[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I don't have that much money on me.

Dragon Inn[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: What can I get you?
  • Player: What's on the menu?
  • Bartender: Dragon Bitter and Greenman's Ale, oh and some cheap beer.
  • Select an option
    • I'll give it a miss I think.
    • I'll try the Dragon Bitter.
    • Can I have some Greenman's Ale?
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: I suppose you'll be wanting some Fire Brandy. That'll cost you 12 coins.
      • Player has 12 coins removed from them.
      • The bartender hands you a small glass and sets light to the contents.
      • You blow out the flame and drink it.
      • Your vision blurs and you stagger slightly.
      • You can just about make out the bartender signing your barcrawl card.
      • The player's Attack and Defence levels are lowered by 10%.
    • One cheap beer please!

Blurberry's Bar[edit | edit source]

Talking to a barman[edit | edit source]

  • Barman: Good day to you. What can I get you to drink?
  • Select an option
    • (Before Blurberry signs the barcrawl card:)
      • I'm trying to do Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl.
        • Player: I'm trying to do Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl.
        • Barman: Oh, another silly human come to have his mind melted? You should take that barcrawl card to Blurberry - he always likes to serve the Fire Toad Blast himself!
        • Player: Um... thanks?!
    • What do you have?
    • Nothing thanks.
    • Can I buy some ingredients?

Talking to Blurberry[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
  • Blurberry: Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.
  • Player has 10 coins removed from them.
  • You buy a Fire Toad Blast.
  • Your mouth and throat burn as you gulp it down.
  • Blurberry signs your card.
  • The player is damaged by 5% of their current life points.

Forester's Arms[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?
  • Select an option
    • What do you have?
    • Beer please.
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then. Now which of these barrels contained the Liverbane Ale? That'll be 18 coins please.
      • Player has 10 coins removed from them.
      • The bartender gives you a glass of Liverbane Ale.
      • You gulp it down.
      • The room seems to be swaying.
      • The bartender scrawls his signature on your card.
    • I don't really want anything thanks.

Flying Horse Inn[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?
  • Player: What do you serve?
  • Bartender: Beer!
  • Select an option
    • I'll have a beer then.
    • I'll not have anything then.
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: Fancy a bit of Heart Stopper then do you? It'll only be 8 coins.
      • Player has 8 coins removed from them.
      • The bartender hands you a shot of Heart Stopper.
      • You grimace and drink it.
      • You clutch your chest.
      • Through your tears you see the bartender...
      • signing your barcrawl card
      • The player is damaged by 33% of their current life points.

Dead Man's Chest[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?
  • Select an option
    • Nothing, thank you.
    • A pint of Grog please.
    • A bottle of rum please.
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old Supergrog. That'll be 15 coins please.
      • Player has 15 coins removed from them.
      • The bartender serves you a glass of strange thick dark liquid.
      • You wince and drink it.
      • You stagger backwards.
      • You think you see 2 bartenders signing 2 barcrawl cards.

Karamja Spirits Bar[edit | edit source]

  • Zambo: Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja.
  • Choose an option:
    • Yes, please.
      • (See the transcript for Zambo.)
    • No, thank you.
      • (See the transcript for Zambo.)
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Zambo: Ah, you'll be wanting some Ape Bite Liqueur, then. It's got a lovely banana taste and it'll only cost you 7 coins.
      • Player has 7 coins removed from them.
      • You buy some Ape Bite Liqueur.
      • You swirl it around and swallow it.
      • Zambo signs your card.
      • Player: Mmmmm, dat was luverly...

Rusty Anchor Inn[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Good day to you!
  • Bartender: Hello there!
  • Choose an option:
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: Are you sure? You look a bit skinny for that.
      • Player: Just give me whatever I need to drink here.
      • Bartender: Okay, one Black Skull Ale coming up. Eight coins, please.
      • Player has 8 coins removed from them.
      • You buy a Black Skull Ale...
      • Your vision blurs.
      • The bartender signs your card.
      • Player: Hiccup!
    • Could I buy a beer, please?
    • Bye, then.

Rising Sun Inn[edit | edit source]

  • [Kaylee/Tina]: Hi! What can I get you?
  • What would you like to say?
    • What ales are you serving?
      • (Non-miniquest dialogue)
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • [Emily/Kaylee/Tina]: Heehee, this'll be fun! You'll be after our Hand of Death cocktail, then. Lots of expensive parts to the cocktail, though, so it will cost you 70 coins.
      • Player has 70 coins removed from them.
      • You buy a Hand of Death cocktail.
      • You drink the cocktail.
      • The camera starts swaying left and right.
      • You stumble around the room.
      • The barmaid giggles.
      • The barmaid signs your card.
      • The camera stops swaying.

Blue Moon Inn[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: What can I do yer for?
  • Select an option
    • A glass of your finest ale please.
    • Can you recommend where an adventurer might make his fortune?
    • Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys. These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar. You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot.
      • Player has 50 coins removed from them.
      • You buy some Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot.
      • You drink the Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot.
      • Your insides feel terrible.
      • The bartender signs your card.
      • Player: Blearrgh!

Jolly Boar Inn[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Can I help you?
  • Select an option
    • I'll have a beer please.
    • Any hints where I can go adventuring?
    • Heard any good gossip?
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhands Barcrawl.
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
      • Bartender: Ah, there seems to be a fair few doing that one these days. My supply of Olde Suspiciouse is starting to run low, it'll cost you 10 coins.
      • Player has 10 coins removed from them.
      • You buy a pint of Old Suspiciouse.
      • You gulp it down.
      • Your head is spinning.
      • The bartender signs your card.
      • Player: Thanksh very mush...

Attempting to read the barcrawl card after completing the barcrawl[edit | edit source]

  • You are too drunk to be able to read the barcrawl card.

Talking to a barbarian guard after completing the barcrawl[edit | edit source]

  • Barbarian guard: So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?
  • Player: I tink I jusht 'bout done dem all... but I losht count...
  • You give the card to the barbarian.
  • Player has Barcrawl card removed from them.
  • Congratulations! You have completed: 'Bar Crawl (miniquest)' - Complete this Intermediate miniquest.
  • Barbarian guard: Yep that seems fine, you can come in now. I never learned to read, but you look like you've drunk plenty.