Transcript of Back to the Freezer

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Start[edit | edit source]

Talking to Chuck[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Player: Any news of the penguins, Chuck?
      • Chuck: Funny you should ask. I've just had word from two PBJ agents that are on an observation mission. They've reported that there's been some unusual activity on the iceberg. Perhaps you could go and speak to them, and find out what's happening?
      • Quest interface opens.
        • Not right now
          • Chuck: Oh. Well come back if you change your mind.
        • Accept quest
          • Chuck: Splendid! The agents are called Skot and Mundsen, and are located in Rellekka. You may have difficulty spotting them, with their exceptional disguises! Go and strike up a conversation with them, and report back to me when you have more information... Oh, I almost forgot, you'll need a passphrase...
          • Player: Ok, I'm ready.
          • Chuck: The weather [holiday destination] is [weather] and [food] are to die for.
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Player: Erm Chuck, could you remind me what the passphrase was?
      • Chuck: Please remember it this time...
      • Chuck: The weather [holiday destination] is [weather] and [food] are to die for.
      • Player: Thanks, I won't forget this time.
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Rellekka[edit | edit source]

Talking to Mundsen or Skot[edit | edit source]

(Mundsen and Skot share some of the dialogue.)

  • Player: Hmm, Chuck said to strike up a conversation. I wonder... Excuse me. Could I borrow a tinderbox?
  • Mundsen/Skot: I use a firelighter.
  • Player: They do say they're better...
  • Mundsen/Skot: I'm thinking of taking a holiday...
  • Select options for passphrase. (Correct options vary by player.)
  • Player: The weather [holiday destination] is [weather] and [food] are to die for.
    • (If incorrect options were chosen:)
      • Mundsen/Skot: I don't like the sound of that holiday very much.
    • (If the correct options were chosen:)
      • Skot: That does sound like an excellent holiday destination. What can we do for you?
      • Player: Hello. Chuck sent me to find you. He said the penguins are up to something?
      • Mundsen: Indeed. There's been an abnormal amount of activity on the iceberg of late.
      • Player: In what way?
      • Skot: Penguins running around here and there. Lots of banging noises. It's all very suspicious.
      • Mundsen: We heard from an inside source that Pescaling Pax is plotting to permanently lower the temperature of Gielinor.
      • Player: Oh no!
      • Mundsen: Perhaps you should go over there and find out what's happening?
      • Player: Why don't you two go?
      • Skot: Oh we're much to import- er, busy. Yes busy.
      • Player: Fine. Hey can you feel that rumbling?!
      • Cutsene shows T.A.R.D.I.S. launching from the iceberg and crashing into the desert.

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Player: What did I just see?!
  • Skot: It looked like some sort of a flying blue box... I think it might have gone all the way to Pollnivneach!
  • Mundsen: The penguins must have finished whatever they were doing. Maybe you should get to Pollnivneach and find out what's happening.
  • Player: Why don't you two go?
  • Skot: We uh, left our warm weather gear at home.
  • Player: ...

Returning to Chuck[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Player: I met the two PBJ agents, they said that Pescaling Pax is plotting to permanently lower the temperature of Gielinor! I was just about to head to the iceberg to check things out when we saw a blue box take off from there! It landed in the desert, Chuck!
      • Chuck: Well, what are you doing wasting time here? Get after them!
      • Player: Yes sir!
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

The desert[edit | edit source]

Approaching a penguin[edit | edit source]

  • [Penguin]: SQWARK!

Talking to penguins[edit | edit source]

(All the penguins have same dialogue, including Elon, Emperor Wing, Gordon, Hugh, Lara, penguin henchman, and Rose.)

  • [Penguin]: SQWARK!

Investigating T.A.R.D.I.S.[edit | edit source]

  • Player: There's a small sign on it. It reads: Terraforming Arctic Refrigeration Dispersing Ice Spreader. Maybe this is how the penguins are planning to lower the temperature of Gielinor. Maybe I should see if anyone in the area saw what happened.

Talking to Dundee[edit | edit source]

  • Dundee: Hello there young adventurer!
  • Choose an option:
    • (Only before talking with Croc:)
      • Ask about the penguins.
        • Player: Did you see what happened here?
        • Dundee: I'm afraid I didn't. I was bus talking to this croc here, and when I turned around, there was a load of penguins and ice everywhere!
        • Player: You can talk to crocodiles?!
        • Dundee: Course! Got my trusty crocspeak amulet here!
        • (If the player doesn't have the crocspeak amulet yet:)
          • Player: Could I try it out?
          • Dundee: Sure, take my spare.
          • (Returns to the initial options.)
        • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • What are you doing here?
      • Dundee: I'm studying the crocodiles in the area of course!
      • Player: But why?
      • Dundee: They really are fascinating creatures! Some of them have razor sharp wit!
      • Player: But aren't they quite vicious? How come one hasn't eaten you yet?
      • Dundee: Don't be silly, crocs are incredibly misunderstood. They're very gentle when you get to know them!
      • Player: I see... Do you think maybe you've been out in the desert a bit too long. Could I get you some water?
      • Dundee: No, no adventurer, don't you worry about me!
      • Player: ... If the crocodiles don't get him, the jackals will...
      • Dundee: I'm sorry, did you say something?
      • Player: Er, nothing!
      • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • (Only if the crocspeak amulet has been lost:)
      • Crocspeak amulet.
        • Dundee: You'll be wanting this if you're planning on talking to crocs.
        • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • Bye.
      • Dundee: Cheerio!

Talking to Croc[edit | edit source]

Without Crocspeak amulet[edit | edit source]

  • The crocodile gives you a piercing stare.

With Crocspeak amulet in inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I should equip my Crocspeak amulet if I want to talk to him.

With Crocspeak amulet[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]
  • Player: Er...Hello?
  • Croc: Oh no... oh no...
  • Player: What's wrong, brown croc?
  • Croc: I don't like the cold. Please don't let them make it cold.
  • Player: There, there. Calm down. It'll probably just melt soon.
  • Croc: No, they have a machine, and it keeps spitting out ice...
  • Player: Yes, I saw...It seems to be some sort of terraforming machine.
  • Croc: If only someone could have prevented this from happening... If I could turn back time, I'd find a way to make sure it didn't happen again.
  • Player: Time travel? But if that was possible, plot points could be reverted... And any narrative dead-end could be resolved with a cheap flick of the time-travel reset switch... Or something like that... Anyway, perhaps I'd better report back to Chuck.
  • Croc: Oh, you know Chuck? I like Chuck, he's sure to know what to do.
  • Select an option
    • Talk about the penguins.
      • Croc: You didn't manage to stop the penguins machine yet? I'm so cold...
      • Player: Not yet Croc. But don't worry, I'm working on it! Just think warm thoughts for now!
      • Croc: Oh, I hope you can stop it.
      • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • Talk about Chuck.
      • Player: So, you know Chuck eh?
      • Croc: Yes, back in the day when I was a resident at the zoo. Those were the days of our lives, the bad things in life were so few. Chuck was always talking about penguins and their crazy schemes. I didn't quite believe him, until now.
      • Player: What happened? How did you end up here?
      • Croc: I felt the call of the wild, you know? I needed to find... something... So when the keeper came to feed me one day, I gave him the gentlest of nips, and made a run for it. I've climbed the highest mountains, I've run through the fields... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for...
    • You look different to the other crocodiles.
      • Croc: Old age, a cold zoo and a hot desert. They play havoc on the skin!
    • Bye.
      • Croc: Farewell.
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
  • (Shows the options from the first time.)

Investigating T.A.R.D.I.S. again[edit | edit source]

  • Player: There's a small sign on it. It reads: Terraforming Arctic Refrigeration Dispersing Ice Spreader. Maybe this is how the penguins are planning to lower the temperature of Gielinor. I should tell Chuck about this.

The secret-secret agent[edit | edit source]

Talking to Chuck[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Player: Chuck, I've got some more information about the penguin activities.
      • Chuck: Go on...
      • Player: They've built something called a Terraforming Arctic Refrigeration Dispersing Ice Spreader, or T.A.R.D.I.S. for short. It's landed in the desert and is now slowly changing the desert to an arctic tundra!
      • Chuck: That's very worrying indeed! Did you get a get a good look at this T.A.R.D.I.S. device?
      • Player: I couldn't look too closely, there were several penguins wandering around nearby. But I did speak to an old friend of yours, called Croc?
      • Chuck: Ah Croc, he used to live here in the zoo. He escaped a long time ago, but it's good to know he's still out there.
      • Player: Croc was complaining that with all the ice that was coming out from the T.A.R.D.I.S. the desert was cold, and he wasn't very happy. Is there anything we can do?
      • Chuck: Well, we do have one option. A while ago a PBJ agent was tasked with infiltrating extreme penguin cells. This group of penguins in the desert sounds pretty extreme, so maybe the agent is with them. He may be able to provide us with more information.
      • Player: What's the agent's name?
      • Chuck: His identity is so secret that even I don't know.
      • Player: Oh... So how will I find him?
      • Chuck: You'll need to talk to the penguins in the desert and see if you can work out which is the undercover agent. The only thing I do know about him, is that his favorite food is sardines. Maybe that'll be some help. I suggest you take your penguin disguise with you, otherwise the penguins won't talk to you.
      • Player: But how will I be able to get into the disguise by myself?
      • Chuck: The agent should have a device with him that will allow you to shrink into your disguise when you're nearby.
      • (If the player doesn't have the disguise:)
        • Player: I think I misplaced my penguin disguise.
        • Chuck: As luck would have it, I have a spare here, but if you lose it I won't give you another.
      • (If the player has the disguise:)
        • Player: Ok Chuck, I'll see what I can do...
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Chuck: Did you manage to find our agent in the desert?
      • Player: Not yet, I'll get right on it.
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Investigating T.A.R.D.I.S.[edit | edit source]

  • Player: There's a small sign on it. It reads: Terraforming Arctic Refrigeration Dispersing Ice Spreader. Maybe this is how the penguins are planning to lower the temperature of Gielinor.

Talking to any of the penguins without the suit[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I can't speak to the penguins when I'm not in my disguise.

Approaching the penguins with the suit but with a weapon equipped[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I can't get into my penguin disguise, I need my hands free to operate it.
  • If you want to talk to the penguins, you will need your hands free to operate the penguin disguise.

Approaching the penguins with the suit but with a cape equipped[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I can't get into my penguin disguise, I can't wear a cape inside the suit, it might get caught.
  • If you want to talk to the penguins, you will need to remove your cape.

Attempting to pick up Emperor Wing[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I wouldn't want to break my penguin disguise.

Talking to Lara or Rose[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi!
  • Lara or Rose: Oh, hello!
  • Player: It's rather warm out here isn't it?
  • Lara or Rose: That's because it's the middle of the desert, silly! Doctor Hugh has tasked me with making sure everyone stays cool... Make sure you take regular breaks and stay out of the sun where possible!
  • Player: Right...

Talking to a penguin henchman[edit | edit source]

  • Penguin henchman: Is there anything I can do for you?
  • Player: I'd love some ice cream...
  • Penguin henchman: Sorry, we're all out of ice cream. We've got plenty of ice cubes though?
  • Player: Aw. I'll pass, thanks.

Talking to Emperor Wing[edit | edit source]

Before finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • (Only before asking about what happened:)
    • Emperor Wing: Ah! It's the pilot. We wondered where you'd got to.
    • Player: I er, banged my head. I went to lie down... I don't really remember what happened.
    • (Continues below.)
  • Choose an option:
    • Remind me what happened.
      • Emperor Wing: We brought the T.A.R.D.I.S. here to begin the process of lowering the temperature of Gielinor. However, something went wrong, and we crash landed here. Now the T.A.R.D.I.S. is malfunctioning. It was to be a glorious and epic mission. We had a party before we left, to send us on our way. We were each served our favourite fish. There was mackerel, sardines, shrimp and anchovies. We were supplied with emergency items, just in case, that would help us with our mission. There was black ice, vanilla ice, cyan ice, and yellow snow.
    • What happened to you at the party?
      • Emperor Wing: I didn't pay much attention to anyone else, but I had Mackerel, it was delicious.
      • (On the first time:)
        • Penguins talked to: [X]/4
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • (After talking to the four penguins:)
      • Are you a spy?
        • Emperor Wing: What did you say?!
        • Player: Er... would you like a piece of pie?
        • Emperor Wing: Oh... Maybe later.
        • Player: ... Phew, that was close. Finding the PBJ agent is a bit of a puzzle, I need to consider the clues more logically...
    • Cancel
      • (Dialogue terminates.)

After finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • Emperor Wing: There's no time to chat! We must all help get the T.A.R.D.I.S. working to full capacity!

Talking to Elon[edit | edit source]

Before finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • (Only before asking about what happened:)
    • Elon: Ah! It's the pilot. We wondered where you'd got to.
    • Player: I er, banged my head. I went to lie down... I don't really remember what happened.
    • (Continues below.)
  • Choose an option:
    • Remind me what happened.
      • (Same dialogue as when asked from Emperor Wing.)
    • (Only after asking about what happened:)
      • What happened to you at the party?
        • Elon: Don't you remember how much we laughed at the navigator getting given Vanilla Ice? What help is that going to be?
        • (On the first time:)
          • Penguins talked to: [X]/4
          • (Continues below.)
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • (After talking to the four penguins:)
      • Are you a spy?
        • Elon: Excuse me?!
        • Player: Er... I said, it's very dry...
        • Elon: Well, that's deserts for you.
        • Player: ... Phew, that was close. Finding the PBJ agent is a bit of a puzzle, I need to consider the clues more logically...
    • Cancel
      • (Dialogue terminates.)

After finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • Elon: There's no time to chat! We must all help get the T.A.R.D.I.S. working to full capacity!

Talking to Hugh[edit | edit source]

Before finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • Choose an option:
    • Remind me what happened.
      • (Same dialogue as when asked from Emperor Wing.)
    • What happened to you at the party?
      • Hugh: I'm not a fan of parties, I mostly just sat in a corner reading some medical books. I do remember noticing one of the guys doing some pretty bad dancing. He had yellow snow in one hand, and some shrimp in the other.
      • (On the first time:)
        • Penguins talked to: [X]/4
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • (After talking to the four penguins:)
      • Are you a spy?
        • Hugh: Pardon?
        • Player: Er... I said, I think I might cry.
        • Hugh: That'll be the sand getting in your eyes. There's some eyewash in the T.A.R.D.I.S. you can use.
        • Player: ... Phew, that was close. Finding the PBJ agent is a bit of a puzzle, I need to consider the clues more logically...
        • (As the third incorrect penguin:)
    • Cancel
      • (Dialogue terminates.)

After finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • Hugh: There's no time to chat! We must all help get the T.A.R.D.I.S. working to full capacity!

Talking to Gordon[edit | edit source]

Before finding the spy[edit | edit source]

  • Choose an option:
    • Remind me what happened.
      • (Same dialogue as when asked from Emperor Wing.)
    • What happened to you at the party?
      • Gordon: It was a great evening. Luckily I didn't have to eat any anchovies! We were all given some emergency items. I lost mine, but I can tell you that Hugh had Cyan Ice.
      • (On the first time:)
        • Penguins talked to: [X]/4
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • (After talking to the four penguins:)
      • Are you a spy?
        • Gordon: Shhh! Not so loud! Who are you? You look familiar... were you on the T.A.R.D.I.S?
        • Player: I don't understand...
        • Gordon: Never mind. What do you want? How do you know who I am?
        • Player: Chuck sent me to find you. What's happening here?
        • Gordon: The penguins have been building a doomsday device in a secret bunker underneath their base. You can see it here, it's the Terraforming Arctic Refrigeration Dispersing Ice Spreader, or T.A.R.D.I.S. for short. Its purpose is to change the whole of Gielinor to be a permanently frozen arctic tundra! As you can see, things haven't gone quite to plan, and we landed in the desert. But the machine is still gradually turning the desert into a giant ice rink!
        • Player: Oh no! If only there was some way to stop them...
        • Gordon: We can't sabotage the T.A.R.D.I.S. while the crew and these henchmen are around, but there may be another way... There's a device back at the iceberg I've been working on during my 'Twiblick All-day Passion Projects' time.
        • Player: What's that?
        • Gordon: Oh, it's time we're allocated to work on our own things. The things we're really passionate about!
        • Player: Sounds good... so what have you been working on?
        • Gordon: It's called a De-lore-ing device.
        • Player: What does it do?
        • Gordon: Well, put simply, it's a temporal displacement device.
        • Player: Huh?
        • Gordon: It makes time travel possible...
        • Player: Wow!
        • Gordon: You could go to the secret bunker on the iceberg, and use the device to travel back in time. My past self will be able to help you. Maybe together we can stop this from happening.
        • Player: Wait, why can't you go?
        • Gordon: If I leave here, my cover will be blown. And besides, I can't risk bumping into my past self!
        • Player: Fine... I'll help.
        • Gordon: Great! I've hidden the De-lore-ing device in my locker. There's also some other bits around the place that'll help you finish it.
        • Player: It's not even finished?
        • Gordon: Don't be grumpy, it'll be fun! Here, take this device, you can use it to locate the bunker. You'll also need the CHIP and FIN entry code: 1234
        • Player receives the G.P.S.
        • Player: Ok thanks!
    • Cancel
      • (Dialogue terminates.)

After finding the spy[edit | edit source]

With G.P.S. lost[edit | edit source]
  • Gordon: Here, take this device, you can use it to locate the bunker. You'll also need the CHIP and FIN entry code: 1234
  • Player receives the G.P.S.
  • Player: Ok thanks!
With G.P.S.[edit | edit source]
  • Gordon: Did you find the secret bunker yet?
  • Player: No, I got distracted...

The secret bunker[edit | edit source]

Locating with the G.P.S. in an incorrect location[edit | edit source]

  • (If incorrect in east or west direction:)
    • Head [number] pace[s] to the [east or west].
    • (Continues below.)
  • (If incorrect in north or south direction:)
    • Head [number] pace[s] to the [north or south].

Locating with the G.P.S. in the first correct location[edit | edit source]

  • The G.P.S. device seems to have been confused. You find a baron shark buried in the snow.
  • Head 37 paces to the west.
  • Head 24 paces to the north.

Locating with the G.P.S. in the second correct location[edit | edit source]

  • This doesn't seem to be the right place. You find a small tin containing a single fish, with 'Property of Gordon, fins off!' scrawled on it. Best leave it there.
  • Head 19 paces to the east.
  • Head 13 paces to the south.

Locating with the G.P.S. in the third correct location[edit | edit source]

  • You notice an antique lamp on the ground, but no access to a secret bunker.
  • Head 5 paces to the east.
  • Head 13 paces to the north.

Locating with the G.P.S. in the fourth correct location[edit | edit source]

  • You scrabble in the snow. All you find is an old coloured hat that disintegrates as you touch it.
  • Head 6 paces to the west.
  • Head 4 paces to the south.

Locating with the G.P.S. in the fifth correct location[edit | edit source]

  • You uncover the entrance to the secret bunker. The G.P.S. device disintegrates.

Attempting to enter Mysterious Hatch in human form[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I need to be wearing my penguin disguise to go in there. I think Jim, the polar bear over there, will be able to help me.

Entering an incorrect code[edit | edit source]

  • That doesn't seem to be correct.

Searching the cupboard in Hide and Seek staging area[edit | edit source]

Without the hat[edit | edit source]

  • You find an old hat. How strange.

With the hat[edit | edit source]

  • Stop messing with their stuff.

Looking at the scratches in the Prison[edit | edit source]

Variant 1[edit | edit source]

  • I wonder if Larry was held here when he was captured.

Variant 2[edit | edit source]

  • Looks like someone spent a lot of time in there.

Variant 3[edit | edit source]

  • They look like some sort of tally for counting days.

Variant 4[edit | edit source]

  • They look like they were made with human hands.

Talking to Filip[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello?
  • Filip: Oh good, are you here for the presentation?
  • Player: Erm, no, just who are you anyway?
  • Filip: I'm Filip, and I'm waiting for some Very Important Penguins so we can begin our strategy update.
  • Player: I think they've gone... You're like the only penguin still here.
  • Filip: Oh, and I'd been practising and I'm ready to deliver my strategy update for the year. It's all about: Transformation, Transformation, Transformation!
  • Player: So what do you do around here then?
  • Filip: I'm in charge of strategy, and more recently sails.
  • Player: Sails? Do you mean sales?
  • Filip: Yeah, that! There's been a recent boom in that sector. Here, take this pen...I'll show you! Now give it back to me, and say: Hey man, sell me this pen. Hey, can you sign this for me?
  • Player: I don't have anything to write with.
  • Filip: Well have you tried using that old Rod?
  • Player: No...
  • Filip: It's no good, so you need a writing implement you can rely on. Here, I'll sell you this pen...
  • Player: Perfect, I'll buy it.
  • Filip: See!

Rummaging in Elon's Locker[edit | edit source]

  • It looks like Elon left his lunch here... for a long, long time.

Rummaging in Gordon's Locker[edit | edit source]

Without the items[edit | edit source]

  • (If both of the items are missing:)
    • You find Gordon's prototype De-lore-ing device, and a list of the items you need to find to complete it.
  • (If the list is missing:)
    • You find a list written by Gordon. It lists the items you need to find to complete his De-lore-ing device.
  • (If the device is missing:)
    • You find a prototype De-lore-ing device.

With the items[edit | edit source]

  • You've rummaged quite enough already.

Rummaging in Hugh's Locker[edit | edit source]

  • You see assorted medical equipment and several copies of 'The Penguin Medical Journal'.

Rummaging in Wing's Locker[edit | edit source]

  • There's a stack of biscuits coated in chocolate and a book titles 'Flying for Beginners'.

Filling the energy container[edit | edit source]

  • It's best not to play with this until you're told to.

Searching the crates[edit | edit source]

Variant 1[edit | edit source]

  • Nothing to see here.

Variant 2[edit | edit source]

Without hammer[edit | edit source]
  • You find a hammer.
With hammer[edit | edit source]
  • Nothing to see here.

Variant 3[edit | edit source]

Without flax[edit | edit source]
  • You find a piece of flax!
With flax[edit | edit source]
  • The crate is empty now.

Variant 4[edit | edit source]

  • You don't find anything of interest inside.

Gathering Pure Snow[edit | edit source]

  • You can't gather this right now.

Investigating Mysterious Ice block[edit | edit source]

  • This mysterious stone seems to be broken. It does however appear to have similar magical properties like the Pure Snow and a vague lemon yellow fish shape on the top.

Getting Ice[edit | edit source]

Without ice cubes[edit | edit source]

  • You chip off some ice.

With ice cubes[edit | edit source]

  • Out of ice.

Perusing Ice Shelf[edit | edit source]

Without the book[edit | edit source]

  • You pull out a book that catches your eye.

With the book[edit | edit source]

  • There's nothing else of interest on here.

Combining the items[edit | edit source]

Attempting to use items incorrectly[edit | edit source]

  • You should try combining this item with something else first.

Attempting to combine without all items[edit | edit source]

  • You try to combine the items, but you appear to be missing something.

Making the flax cap-ice-i-tor[edit | edit source]

  • You combine various items together and make a Flax Cap-ice-i-tor.

Making the De-lore-ing-device[edit | edit source]

  • You fiddle around a bit with the things in your inventory, and manage to complete the De-lore-ing-device!

Time travelling[edit | edit source]

Monkey island[edit | edit source]

Arrival[edit | edit source]

  • Looks like you've arrived on an island with monkeys on it.
  • What is this place? What happened...this doesn't look like the past!

Operating the de-lore-ing device[edit | edit source]

  • The device did something... though this place doesn't look right. Perhaps it needs calibrating somehow. Maybe tightening some of the nuts would work, if only tou had the tools.

Tightening the nuts[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]
  • As you tighten the nuts with the monkey wrench something moves into plaice[sic]. Perhaps it'll work properly this time.
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
  • You've already calibrated the De-lore-ing device here. You should try operating it again.

Fin-inor[edit | edit source]

Arrival[edit | edit source]

  • Oh look, Ping and Pong the world famous rockstars! Long time no see...
  • What is this place? Something's gone wrong again...this isn't the past!

Operating the de-lore-ing device[edit | edit source]

  • The device did something... though this place doesn't look right either. Perhaps it needs fine-tuning somehow.

Talking to Ping and Pong in "Fin-inor"[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]
  • Ping: Dude, are we glad to see you.
  • Pong: Yeah man, it's bodacious.
  • Player: What is this place, what am I doing here?
  • Ping: Check it out, he doesn't even perceive his location as Fin-inor!
  • Pong: Whoa, that's most non non non excellent.
  • Player: Fininor, you mean Gielinor? Wait, nevermind, what are you two up to?
  • Ping: Dude, we're famous rock stars!
  • Pong: Outstanding rock stars in the band Chilled Unicorns!
  • Player: No way?
  • Ping: Yes way! We had a most excellent journey becoming unrivalled musicians.
  • Pong: We've come a long way from the iceberg and practicing in an igloo!
  • Player: So what happened, why are you in a pillory instead of partying?
  • Ping: Well we were popularising our new album and performing on our most resplendent tour ever.
  • Pong: And I was getting totally famished.
  • Ping: And that's when we bit the head off a fish on stage!
  • Pong: I was ravenous bro, but they took offence because because it was on a national holiday called 'Darkness'.
  • Ping: Then security chaperoned us off stage forthwith.
  • Pong: And they thrust us in this enclosure to decompose.
  • Player: That seems very egregious dudes, I mean unfair.
  • Ping: Yeah, especially when we should be composing new material for our comeback!
  • Pong: They even threw our instruments over there to taunt us.
  • Player: I'll check it out and see what I can do. Hang in there.
  • Ping: Catch you later!
  • Pong: Party on for us dude!
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
Talking to Ping[edit | edit source]
  • Ping: Dude, any luck?
  • Pong: Did you bring us some most excellent news?
  • Player: Hang in there. I'm sure there's something instrumental I can do around here to resolve the situation.
Talking to Pong[edit | edit source]
  • Pong: Dude, any luck?
  • Ping: Did you bring us some most excellent news?
  • Player: Hang in there. I'm sure there's something instrumental I can do around here to resolve the situation.

Fin-tuning the device[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]
Cowbells[edit | edit source]
  • Something happens with the De-lore-ing device when you ring the Cowbells. Now that's what I call fin-tuning.
Bongos[edit | edit source]
  • Something happens with the De-lore-ing device as you hit the bongos. It probably could've done with some fin-tuning but that'll do.
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
  • You've already calibrated the De-lore-ing device here. You should try operating it again.

Cabbage field[edit | edit source]

Arrival[edit | edit source]

  • Cabbages, cabbages everywhere, and not a bite to eat.
  • What is this place? Not again...I'm definitely not in the past.

Operating the device[edit | edit source]

  • The device did something and seems to have stopped working entirely. Perhaps it needs something to help it get started.

Picking a cabbage[edit | edit source]

Without cabbage[edit | edit source]
  • You pickup a cabbage.
With cabbage[edit | edit source]
  • One is too many already.

Using cabbage on the device[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]
  • You rub the cabbage on the De-lore-ing device. That seems to have primed it ready for use.
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
  • You've already calibrated the De-lore-ing device here. You should try operating it again.

Mining Guild[edit | edit source]

Arrival[edit | edit source]

  • Everyone looks the same, they probably get tired of looking at each other.
  • What is this place? This device is really broken... this can't be the past.

Operating the device[edit | edit source]

  • The device did something and seems to have crashed. Perhaps it needs something to help it get restarted.

Talking to a man with rune pickaxe[edit | edit source]

Variant 1[edit | edit source]
  • Man: I  am  not  a  robot.
Variant 2[edit | edit source]
  • Man: I  hope  I  do  not  break  my  pick  axe
Variant 3[edit | edit source]
  • Man: Must  mine  ore.
Variant 4[edit | edit source]
  • Man: My  mining  level  is:  [number]
Variant 5[edit | edit source]
  • Man: Work  work

Talking to man with dragon pickaxe[edit | edit source]

  • Man: My  Er  Mining  level  is... Argh a talking penguin! I mean shhuuusssshhhhh, keep you voice down...
  • Player: What's going on?
  • Man: I was sent here to investigate these 'people' if you can call them that.
  • Player: What's wrong with them?
  • Man: Well, they're all doing the same thing, and behaving very oddly. Almost like they've lost their minds and have become drones or robots or something.
  • Player: Can I help?
  • Man: Well, I've tried distracting them by throwing things but nothing happens. As my mum used to say, if it's not working, give it a kick! Perhaps you can try?
  • (Without boots:)
    • The NPC hands you some worthless old boots.
  • (With boots:)
    • You've already got the worthless old boots.

Using items on a bot[edit | edit source]

Worthless old boots[edit | edit source]
  • Man: Does  not  compute.
Other item[edit | edit source]
  • Man: Nothing interesting happens.

Booting the device[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]
  • You usre the boot to give the De-lore-ing device a kick. Oh look, the device is re-booting now.
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
  • You've already calibrated the De-lore-ing device here. You should try operating it again.

The past secret bunker[edit | edit source]

Arriving[edit | edit source]

  • It worked I think! No desert island, no cabbages, no Fin-inor, no worker drones, I made it into the past or something close enough!

Talking to Chuck[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Chuck: Shouldn't you be in the past stopping the penguins from launching their Terraforming Arctic Refrigeration Dispersing Ice Spreader?
      • Player: Sorry Chuck, I just thought you might like a chat.
      • Chuck: There's no time for that, Player! The penguins must be stopped!
      • Player: But doesn't the nature of time travel mean that...
      • Chuck: You must hurry before the whole of Gielinor is permanently frozen!
      • Player: I'll get right on it.
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Talk to Noodle[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Noodle! Is that you?
  • Noodle: Hey, how di' u get in 'ere?
  • What do you want?
    • What's going on down here?
      • Noodle: Dat's need to know bruva, but I got it easy tho... Only lot 'ere r all dem science boffs who come up wif plans 'n' mad strats 'n' stuff for takin' over th' wurld.
      • Player: Right...
      • Noodle: Lots of blue ice finkin' goes on down 'ere. An I'm in charge of protektin' da place. Simple wif' my uva set o' skillz.
      • Player: Wow, I guess you guys have been busy. Though, I guess humans have been blissfully ignoring us since changing to the 6th age and all.
      • Noodle: Whut new age? U gon made? Dis is da fif' age mate.
      • Player: Yeah, sorry I knew that. Do you know anything about a T.A.R.D.I.S?
      • Noodle: Yes mate, pays ter keep yer ears to da walls. It's the latest fling in global coolin' Nearly fin-ished 'n all.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • What have you been up to?
      • Noodle: Long story mate, but after gettin' outta the can, I needed another job, you know jus' fur sho'. Gets the fuzz off me back, and workin' 'ere 'as sum perks.
      • Player: Glad you landed on your flippers.
      • Noodle: Rite, back to bizness. Only jokin', I just mess around all day cuz I sorted out sum top notch security for dis place.
      • Player: Yeah, about that...
      • Noodle: Tis impregnable mate, unlike sum fins I no!
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • We should talk about your security...
      • Noodle: Wot 'bout ma security!
      • Player: Well, apart from using a G.P.S. device to locate the hidden hatch access, I literally entered the most common 4 digit 'fin' number. Bam, first try!
      • Noodle: Lucky guess! Anyway, can't change it nah, took long nuff for pengwins to 'member dis one.
      • Player: Right...
      • Noodle: 'member mate, if I find aut dat u've been sharin' that code 'n' grassin', u'll be takin' a long flap off a short pier.
      • Player: But penguins can swim...
      • Noodle: Di' I mention dat u'd be wearin' concrete boots 'n' all?
      • Player: Alright, alright! Calm down, let's not be too hasty now.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • How's your erm brother and his business?
      • Noodle: Bizness is good man, we'f been branchin' aut, security mainly, cos we got lots of experience!
      • Player: Well, I'm guessing that you don't need me to do any favours then?
      • Noodle: Oh, I'd not forgotten 'bout dat mate. I've got sum ideas when we get back to de Motherland. Gonna need you to bring me some supplies for my new bizness ventures.
      • Player: Dare I ask?
      • Noodle: Well, I'm gonna get into racketeerin' once I gets me some rackets. N' I've already dun some vote riggin' for som' bloke wif blon 'air...
      • Player: Is that it?
      • Noodle: Yeh, 'cept I was finkin' about loanin' sharks, but I ain't fand anyone who wan's one yet.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Are we not doing ID cards anymore?
      • Noodle: ID Cards? Nah, dere yousless mate.
      • Player: Well, that's good, given certain penguins kept losing them, and forgery and fraud rates were quite high.
      • Noodle: Keep yer voice down, feds are still listnin' in, so don' mention words like dat, or u'll get us all in truble.
      • Player: You really think they're listening in? Have you considered a different shape or you know, not making it out of easily fabricated 'card'?
      • Noodle: Too much hassl'. So I wen' wif dis new Chip 'n' Fin tech, and my bro hit me up wif de gear. Got it fur a steal!
      • (Returns to the previous options.)

Talk to a penguin[edit | edit source]

  • (Usually the following appears:)
    • Choose A Generic Conversation Starter...
      • The office party
        • Player: Hey, that er... party was really good right?
        • Penguin: Yeah, the T.A.R.D.I.S. pre-launch party last night was pretty cool. Bit soon if you ask me, there's still loads to do!
        • Player: Back to work then.
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • The scaffolding
        • Player: Hey, what's with all the scaffolding?
        • Penguin: How could you have missed it? It's all part of the bunker refurbishment. Ice white was last year, it's all about grey stone these days.
        • Player: Should be good then.
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • The food
        • Player: What's with the food these days?
        • Penguin: I know right. I'm tired of fish everday, it'd be nice to have something else for a change.
        • Player: I could eat Macaroni Penguins and Cheese every day!
        • Penguin: That sounds good, wait, don't you mean Penguin Macaroni and cheese?
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • Recent events
        • Player: What's going on?
        • Penguin: Did you hear about Gordon's most recent experiment?
        • Player: No, what happened?
        • Penguin: I can't believe you didn't hear about it, we thought he'd died!
        • Player: Really?
        • Penguin: Yeah, Gordon's alive though, mainly down to Dr Hugh, Rose, and Lara's quick thinking!
        • Player: Phew! How did they save him?
        • Penguin: They used the de-fin-brilator ofcourse[sic].
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • The weather
        • Player: Have you seen the weather outside?
        • Penguin: Yeah, it's too warm for my liking. Other than that, the conditions are perfect for launching the T.A.R.D.I.S., if its ever finished.
        • Player: Would it be affected by the heat of say the desert?
        • Penguin: Probably, the desert is far too hot for penguins like us. Mind you, once the T.A.R.D.I.S. is fully operational over Gielinor, we'll have it cold and frozen in no time!
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
  • (Occasionally the following appears:)
    • Player: Hey, how's it going?
    • (One of the following is shown:)
      • Penguin: I can't believe it's been [number] days since our last accident. We're due a party on the fields of ice if we keep this safety record up!
      • Penguin: Not bad, did I see you in Ice-land the other day buying some fish?
      • Penguin: Oh hi, say, have you been to NY? They say it's better than Old Yanille.
      • Penguin: You look familiar, did I meet you before at the company jolly up the coast at Tenner Reef?

Talking to Buzz[edit | edit source]

  • Buzz: Buuuuzzzzzzzz.
  • It seems sad and lonely.

Talking to Filip (War room)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello?
  • Filip: Oh good, are you here for the presentation?
  • Player: Erm, no?
  • Filip: Ok then, when you change your mind I'll be here!

Talking to Emperor Wing (main research facility)[edit | edit source]

  • Emperor Wing: There's no time for chit-chat laddie/lassie! We've got work to do! Hop to it!
  • Player: Yes sir! Right away sir!

Talking to Elon (main research facility)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi, what are you up to?
  • Elon: So much to do and so little time...
  • He looks a bit busy right now.

Talking to Hugh (Chill-out room)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi, what are you up to?
  • Hugh: Having a rest, what does it look like?
  • Player: Sorry, I just thought you might be doing something to prepare for the mission...
  • Hugh: Even the KGP are allowed rest breaks!
  • Player: Well, I best be getting along.

Talking to Lara (Chill-out room)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • Lara: Hi there!
  • Player: So... nice weather down here...
  • Lara: Yep.
  • Player: Well, I best be getting along.

Talking to Rose (Chill-out room)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi there!
  • Rose: Hello!
  • Player: So... what do you do here?
  • Rose: I'm one of the doctor's assistants.
  • Player: That's nice... Well, I best be getting along.

Talking to Gordon (Gordon's laboratory)[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: Who are you and how did you get in here?!
  • Player: My name is Player and I'm from the 6th age, your De-lore-ing device worked and you sent me back here to change the future.
  • Gordon: Slow down, slow down... tell me what happened.
  • Player: Whatever it is you were - I mean - are - working on here succeeds, but it crash landed in the desert and has started churning out ice to send Gielinor back to the freezer! I met you in the 6th age, and fixed your De-lore-ing device to allow me to come back here and stop it from happening.
  • Gordon: 6th age you say? But this is the 5th age. What happens? NO! WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!
  • Player: Guthix - no wait - I shouldn't tell you any more than you need to know. We need to stop the device from leaving this base by destroying it somehow!
  • Gordon: You do realize that if we destroy it, we wouldn't have met and you couldn't have come back to stop it.
  • Player: But we must stop it from freezing the world!
  • Gordon: No, we must ensure the device is finished so we don't cause a time loop or paradox.
  • Player: You're right, how far along is the device and what can we do?
  • Gordon: Well we've had some supply problems and issues finding parts. You'll need to speak to Elon to find out more and see if you can help him. Meanwhile, I'll think of something to try and break out of this loop and stop it happening over and over.
  • Player: Ok, I'll go and find Elon.

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: Did you speak to Elon?
  • Player: Not yet, where can I find him?
  • Gordon: He should be in the main research facility with the T.A.R.D.I.S.
  • Player: Ok.

Talking to Elon (main research facility)[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi, Gordon sent me, do you need some help?
  • Elon: So much to do... but sure, if you can find some things for me that would be a great help.
  • Player: Sure what do you need?
  • Elon: I've got a list, have a read and see what you can get hold of. You may need to go on a dangerous mission amongst humans to find some of the parts.
  • Player: Ok, I'll take a look, and see what I can source.
  • Elon: Remember, Humans are dangerous.

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Elon: So much to do... Oh it's you, how's the search for the things on the list going?
  • (If the list has been lost:)
    • Player: I lost the list you gave me...
    • Elon: Please try not to lose this one. Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!
    • Player: Er...
  • (If the list hasn't been lost:)
    • (If the player has some items, repeated for each item:)
      • Player: I've brought you [item].
      • (Continues below.)
    • Player: I'm still looking for some of the things.
    • Elon: Ok, but hurry, we're on a tight schedule!

Talking to Gordon (Gordon's laboratory)[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: Did you speak to Elon?
  • Player: Yes, he gave me a list of things to get.
  • Gordon: Good. That should keep you busy while I try and come up with a plan!

Cleaning the Mysterious Ice block[edit | edit source]

  • The stone seems to reach with power of lemon. Who knew ice and a slice was a good combination.

Making lemon sole runes[edit | edit source]

  • Your pure snow transforms into what looks like a combination of items that resembles some lemon sole runes!

Talking to Buzz (Prison)[edit | edit source]

  • Buuuuzzz!
  • Buzz senses that you're not like the other penguins...
  • Buuzz buuuuzzzzz buzzz buuzzzzz buzz buuuuzzzzzz, buzzzz.
  • Player: You've been here for ages and the most interesting conversation you had was with a Polar Bear?
  • Buzzz buuuzzz buzz buuuuuzz buzzzzz buuuzzz buuuuuuzzzzzzzz!
  • Player: What's that Buzz, they've been trying to extract energy from you?
  • (If the player hasn't received the energy:)
    • Buzz buzzzzzzz...
    • Player: A gift for me?
    • Buzz hands you 21 Killerwatt Energy.
    • (Continues below.)
  • Buz buuuzz buuzz buzzzzz buuzzzzzzzz.
  • Player: I can get more energy from your friends, but they won't be so willing to hand it over?
  • Buuzz buuzzz buuuzzzz buzz.
  • Player: Can I get you out of here? I'll see what I can do. Stay positive.

Making the 'fishvention' rod[edit | edit source]

  • You cobble together a 'Fishvention' Rod, from the fishing rod and cog.

Making the ice box[edit | edit source]

  • You fill the Ice Cooler from the Ice Maker, and create an Ice Box.

Making the cool-ant[edit | edit source]

  • That is one Cool-Ant!

Talking to Elon (main research facility)[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Elon: So much to do... Oh it's you, how's the search for the things on the list going?
  • (For each of the missing item on the list:)
    • Player: I've brought you the 121 Killerwatt Energy.
    • Player: I've brought you the 'Fishvention' Rod.
    • Player: I've brought you 1985 lemon sole runes.
    • Player: I've brought you the Ice box.
    • Player: I've brought you a Cool-ant.
    • (Continues below.)
  • Player: I think I've got everything...
  • Elon: Excellent! It shouldn't take too long to get these installed. While I do that, would you mind calibrating the energy supply at the battery control panel? You'll need to supply it with some sort of energy first...
  • Player: What kind?
  • Elon: Hmm. Well, there's the tricky part. All energy sources we've tried so far have failed to give sufficient power to the T.A.R.D.I.S. We need something stronger, more concentrated... Something with flickering, bright, sparkling, gleaming qualities... As if it was the life-force of a God! But I don't know where we'd find such a thing!
  • Player: I have an idea... maybe some different types of divine energy would do the job?
  • Elon: What's divine energy?
  • Player: Er... nevermind, pretend you didn't hear anything! How much energy do you need?
  • Elon: It's hard to say for sure, but I think a total of 200 units, split equally amongst different types of energy, should suffice.
  • Player: Ok, I'll be back soon.

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Elon: Have you calibrated the machine yet?
  • Player: No... could you remind me what I needed to do?
  • Elon: Find 200 units of a highly concentrated flickering, bright, sparkling, gleaming energy. Deposit it into the crate next to the battery control panel, then operate the control panel to configure the power supply.
  • Player: Ok, got it!

Talking to Gordon[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: How are you getting on?
  • Player: The T.A.R.D.I.S. is nearly ready, I just need to configure the energy source.
  • Gordon: Right. I start putting things into place.
  • Player: What's your plan?
  • Gordon: If I told you that, I'd have to kill you...
  • Player: That seems a bit unnecesary, I'm on your side!
  • Gordon: But what if you fell into the wrong hands? You might squeal.p_peng_neutralNo, you're best not knowing[sic]
  • Player: ...

Return to the present[edit | edit source]

Talking to Elon after calibrating the machine[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I finished calibrating the machine.
  • Elon: Good work young penguin! I've finished installing everything, the T.A.R.D.I.S. is ready to go! Please, inform Gordon and Hugh, and then report to Emperor Wing so that we can leave!

Talking to Emperor Wing (main research facility)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Sir! The T.A.R.D.I.S. is complete, Sir!
  • Emperor Wing: Good! Inform the crew that they should prepare to leave, then report back to me.
  • Player: Yes, Sir! Gordon and Hugh, and then report to Emperor Wing so that we can leave!

Talking to Lara or Rose[edit | edit source]

  • Lara or Rose: Is it time to leave?
  • Player: Yep.
  • Lara or Rose: Ok, I'll be right there!

Talking to Gordon (Gordon's Laboratory)[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: The T.A.R.D.I.S. is complete, we should prepare to leave!
  • Gordon: I'll be right there, I just need to put my prototype De-lore-ing device in a safe place!
  • Player: Ok... But make sure it's somewhere I can find it in the future!

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: Keep your flippers on, I'm coming.

Talking to Hugh (Chill-out room)[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: The T.A.R.D.I.S. is complete doc, we should prepare to leave!
  • Hugh: I'll be right there, I'll just get my two assistants!

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Hugh: Keep your flippers on, I'm coming!

Talking to Elon[edit | edit source]

  • Elon: Keep your flippers on, I'm coming!

Talking to Emperor Wing (main research facility)[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Sir! The T.A.R.D.I.S. is complete, and the crew are ready!
  • Emperor Wing: Good. Good. Excellent! Er... Player? I've not quite finished my pilot training... Can you fly this T.A.R.D.I.S., and land it?
  • Player: Surely you can't be serious?
  • Emperor Wing: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
  • Player: Er... sure. What's the worst that could happen?
  • Emperor Wing: Great!
  • WARNING: COOLANT LEAK DETECTED.
  • EXTERNAL DOORS LOCKED DOWN. STAY CALM! DON'T PANIC!

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Emperor Wing: We must get to the T.A.R.D.I.S! Let's leave now before we're overcome by the cool-ant leak.

Talking to Noodle[edit | edit source]

  • Noodle: Get to da T.A.R.D.I.S! I'll er. hang' a'roun' 'n keep everyt'in' safe.

Talking to a penguin[edit | edit source]

  • Penguin: Urgh! Another cool-ant leak alarm.
  • Player: What do you mean...another?
  • Penguin: Yeah, happens quite often. Can't tell you how hard it is to gather up all the cool-ants afterwards.
  • Player: What should we do then?
  • Penguin: It's probably just another false alarm, some builders probably set it off again I guess.
  • Player:Right, thanks. I'll be off then just in case.

Talking to Buzz[edit | edit source]

  • Buuzz buuzzz buuuzzzz buzz.
  • Player: Can I get you out of here? I'll see what I can do. Stay positive.

Talking to Gordon[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: We must get to the T.A.R.D.I.S! It's the only way out of the bunker!

Talking to Hugh[edit | edit source]

  • Hugh: We must evacuate the bunker and get to the T.A.R.D.I.S!

Talking to Lara[edit | edit source]

  • Lara: We must get to the T.A.R.D.I.S! It's the only way out of here.

Talking to Rose[edit | edit source]

  • Rose: Hurry, before the cool-ant spreads further! We must get to the T.A.R.D.I.S!

Talking to Chuck[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Player: I travelled back in time, and...
      • Chuck: Let me stop you right there, Gordon's sent a report over to me, I know all about it.
      • Player: Oh... But I don't understand... Gordon sabotaged the T.A.R.D.I.S. in the past, but it still landed in the desert and is making the area cold... Nothing changed!
      • Chuck: Don't you see? The T.A.R.D.I.S. was already harmless when it landed, because it had already been sabotaged!
      • Player: But what about all the ice? What about Gielinor?
      • Chuck: Gielinor will be fine. The T.A.R.D.I.S. isn't working to full capacity, so the heat from the desert will keep the ice level under control.
      • Player: What about Croc, he'll still be cold?
      • Chuck: I'm sure he'll adapt. Besides, there's a whole wide desert he can explore.
      • Player: Oh...
      • Chuck: Don't be sad, have some rewards for your trouble.
      • Congratulations! You have completed: 'Back to the Freezer'.
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Post-quest dialogue[edit | edit source]

Talking to Chuck[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Chuck. How's it going?
  • Chuck: Ah, Player. It's good to see you again.
  • Choose an option:
    • Back to the Freezer Quest
      • Player: Have you heard anything from Gordon recently?
      • Chuck: He sends in reports when he can, via magic carpet. The penguins are trying to repair their T.A.R.D.I.S., but as you can imagine, it's almost impossible for them to get spare parts out there. Gielinor is safe for the time being!
    • Some Like It Cold Quest
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • Penguin Hide and Seek
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)
    • I lost the ransom letter the Walrus sent you, could I have another?
      • (Non-quest dialogue.)

Talking to Croc[edit | edit source]

  • Select an option
    • Talk about the penguins.
      • Croc: You didn't manage to stop the penguins' machine yet? I'm so cold...
      • Player: It's ok Croc, their machine can't make things any colder than they currently are... It's not working to its full capacity, and the heat of the desert will keep things under control.
      • Croc: Oh... But it's making a bit of a draft. I feel so cold.
      • Player: Why don't you scoot along the river a little?
      • Croc: I suppose that would work.
    • Talk about Chuck.
      • (As before.)
    • You look different to the other crocodiles.
      • (As before.)
    • Bye.
      • (As before.)

Talking to Gordon[edit | edit source]

  • Gordon: Hello, Player! Good to see you again.
  • Player: Hi Gordon! How's it going?
  • Gordon: Fine. The penguins are still trying, and failing to get their T.A.R.D.I.S. working to full capacity.
  • Player: What are you doing?
  • Gordon: I'm just staying under cover, and sending reports when I can. My mission now is to sit tight and observe.
  • Player: Good luck!

Talking to Elon, Emperor Wing, or Hugh[edit | edit source]

  • Elon, Emperor Wing, or Hugh: Ah! It's the pilot. We wondered where you'd got to.
  • Player: I er, just went to stretch my flippers... Will we ever get the T.A.R.D.I.S. repaired?
  • Elon, Emperor Wing, or Hugh: Be positive young penguin! The supply problems out here are making things difficult, but with hard work we will prevail!

Talking to Filip[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Still here?
  • Filip: Ah back again, changed your mind about the presentation?
  • (Continues as before.)