Dialogue for Assistant (Monkey colony)

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Standard dialogue

• Assistant: This is so humilating.
• Player: What's up?
• Assistant: This is the last time I apply for a job by post. They pay me to sit here and 'look interesting'. They think that having a 'trained human' will help attract customers.