Dialogue for Archie

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Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Archie: Find anything good lately?
  • Player: Found you, didn't I?
  • Archie: What are you after?
  • Player: Nothing...honest... I was just being, er, nice.
  • Archie: Spit it out!
  • Player: Well, I was thinking, since you lived through, you know history and stuff...you could just tell me where the good stuff is buried.
  • Archie: Ha! Good luck with that. No chance.

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Archie: Why are you digging up dirt?
  • Player: I'm looking for ancient artefacts?
  • Archie: Why?
  • Player: So that I can restore them.
  • Archie: Why?
  • Player: Because lots of other people like to collect them?
  • Archie: Why?
  • Player: They like nice things, maybe?
  • Archie: Why?
  • Player: I don't know! Just...stop asking, okay?
  • Archie: ...
  • Player: ...
  • Archie: So...have you found my sister yet?

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey, Archie! Who's a good boy?
  • Archie: How dare you talk to me like that? Do you know who I am? I'm not a dog!
  • Player: I'm sorry.
  • Archie: I was royalty! I was in the line of kings! I was to be Chosen!
  • Player: I'm sorry, Archie, I didn't me-
  • Archie: My name is Archibald Percival Fredrickstein von Musel de Rolo III! You will show me the proper respect, or I shall have your head!
  • Player: Yeah, but, you're just so cute!
  • Archie: *harumph*