Dialogue for Anna Jones

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In Varrock[edit | edit source]

Before Hunt for Surok[edit | edit source]

When Talk-Toing to her[edit | edit source]

  • Anna Jones: Yes? Can I help you?
  • Select an option
    • Who are you?
      • Player: Who are you?
      • Anna Jones: Well, now. Do you always go around asking about people like that? It's very rude, you know.
      • Player: Sorry! I didn't mean to pry!
      • Anna Jones: That's alright. My name is Louisiana Jones, although most people call me Anna. I'm an archaeologist.
      • Player: Oh. Do you work for the Varrock Museum?
      • Anna Jones: Hah! No. I used to, but now I prefer to work freelance for independent employers.
      • Player: I see.
    • What are you doing here?
      • Player: What are you doing here?
      • Anna Jones: I'm investigating something for someone.
      • Player: That doesn't really explain anything!
      • Anna Jones: I never said it would.
      • Player: So what are you investigating?
      • Anna Jones: I'm afraid I can't say.
      • Player: Okay, so who are you investigating it for?
      • Anna Jones: I'm afraid I can't say either.
      • Player: Okay, so is there anything you CAN say?
      • Anna Jones: I can say that I can't say anything about what you want me to say!
      • Player: Okay, I think you've said enough!
    • Who does this statue represent?
      • Player: Who does this statue represent?
        • Anna Jones: That, my dear, is the statue of the great god Saradomin himself. Stand and admire in awe, for you are in the presence of greatness!
        • Select an option
          • All hail Saradomin!
            • Player: All hail Saradomin!
            • Anna Jones: Indeed. Saradomin watches over us all.
          • ... Yay Zamorak...
            • Player: ... Yay Zamorak...!
            • Anna Jones: WHAT?!?!
            • Player: Uh...I said I've lost my anorak!
            • Anna Jones: I see. I'm afraid I haven't seen it.
          • If the player has completed The Dig Site
            • I bet Zaros could take him!
              • Player: I bet Zaros could take him!
              • Anna Jones: Ha! You underestimate great Saradomin's power! He created the very ground you stand on.
              • Player: If you say so.
              • Anna Jones: Well it's lucky for you I don't have time to set your mind to the right path right now. Was there anything else you wanted?
    • Okay, I'd better go.
      • Player: Okay, I'd better go.
      • Anna Jones: Okay, then!

After choosing one of the options above, a new option is added:

  • Please tell me what you're investigating.
    • Player: Please tell me what you're investigating.
    • Anna Jones: I'm investigating the relative coexistence of convergent entries from two para-dimensional subspaces into a quantum metaphysical universe and the exponential decay of said linear pathways in the event of fluctuations in the space-time cortex.
    • Player: Gosh, really?
    • Anna Jones: No.
    • Player: Oh.

When trying to Excavate the Statue of Saradomin next to her[edit | edit source]

  • Anna Jones: Excuse me. I am working on that statue at the moment. Please don't touch it.
  • Player: You are? But you're just sitting there.
  • Anna Jones: Yes. I'm on a break.
  • Player: Oh, I see. When does your break finish?
  • Anna Jones: When I decide to start work again. Right now, I'm enjoying sitting on this bench.

After starting Hunt for Surok[edit | edit source]

  • Anna Jones: I saw what happened there.
  • Player: What do you mean?
  • Anna Jones: I saw Surok cast that spell at you like that.
  • Player: What? Aren't you going to help me then?
  • Anna Jones: Oh heavens, no! Surok has a frightful temper at times - and you probably did something to deserve it anyway.
  • Player: Surok is a traitor to Varrock and is wanted by the Varrock Palace Secret Guard!
  • Anna Jones: Well I don't know about any of that, but I do know that I haven't been paid yet and until I get paid, I'm doing nothing further.
  • Player: I don't think he's coming back, you know.
  • Anna Jones: He'd better, or I'll be contacting the palace to make a formal complaint!
  • Player: I...I see. Well, good luck then.
  • Anna Jones: Thank you. Goodbye!

Archaeology research[edit | edit source]

  • Anna Jones: Oh, hello, Guildmaster. I have a request... Could I sign up for your research team as a professor?
  • Player: I thought you were independent of the museum and the guild.
  • Anna Jones: Historically, yes, but due to the recent injection of funding, me needing a steady wage at the moment, and also that I think you'd be a good person to learn from, this seems like a good time to go legit. I have lots of field experience, as you know.
  • Recruit anna as a research professor?
    • Yes.
      • Anna Jones has joined your research team!
      • Player: Sure thing, Anna. Welcome aboard!
      • Anna Jones: I won't let you down.
    • No.
      • (Transcript missing. edit)