Dialogue for Ambassador Spanfipple

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• Ambassador Spanfipple: It's all very white round here, isn't it?
• Player: Well, it is the White Knights' Castle.
• Ambassador Spanfipple: I think it would all look better in pink. At least then I wouldn't be squinting all the time.
• Player: Yes, but then they'd have to become the Pink Knights. I think they'd have problems recruiting then.
• Ambassador Spanfipple: You're probably right. Maybe brown, then.
• Player: I think that may be worse...
• Ambassador Spanfipple: Bah, humans have no sense of style...