Dialogue for Ahab
- Ahab: Arrr, matey!
- Arrr!
- Player: Arrr!
- Ahab: Arrr, matey!
- Are you going to sit there all day?
- Player: Are you going to sit there all day?
- Ahab: Aye, I am. I canna walk, ye see.
- Player: What's stopping you from walking?
- Ahab: Arrr, I 'ave only the one leg! I lost its twin when my last ship went down.
- Player: But I can see both your legs!
- Ahab: Nay, young laddie, this be a false leg. For years I had me a sturdy wooden peg-leg, but now I wear this dainty little feler. Yon peg-leg kept getting stuck in the floorboards.
- Player: Right...
- Ahab: Perhaps a bright young laddie like yerself would like to help me? I be needing another ship to go a-hunting my enemy.
- Player: Well, I do have a ship that I'm not using. It's the Lady Lumbridge.
- Ahab: Arrr! That ship be known to me, and a fine lass she is.
- Player: I suppose she might be...
- Ahab: So would ye be kind enough to let me take her out to sea?
- Player: I had to pay 2000 gp for that ship. Have you got that much?
- Ahab: Nay, I have nary a penny to my name. All my worldly goods went down with me old ship.
- Player: So you're actually asking me to give you a free ship.
- Ahab: Arrr! Would ye be so kind?
- Player: No I jolly well wouldn't!
- Ahab: Arrr.
Special dialogue[edit | edit source]
When trying to take his beer
- Ahab: Oi matey, leave my beer alone!
- Player: Sorry!
When trying to telegrab his beer
- Ahab: Oi matey, no casting spells on my beer!