Dialogue for Acne potion

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Slaves[edit | edit source]

Slave: What are you doing?
Player: I have this acne potion that I thought might clear up your spots?
Slave: What, so I can get back to work?
Player: Um, no, so that you wouldn't suffer needlessly.
Slave: I know your type, trying to ruin the small man's fun. Well, I won't have it.
Player: Look, I'm sorry. I only had good intentions; I only wanted to help you.

Priest: Hey, hey, hey! What in the name of sweet suffering Icthlarin are you doing?
Player: I have this acne potion which I thought might help ease your itching.
Priest: All that you'll achieve by pouring this potion on me is to ruin my lovely robes.
Player: Sorry, I was just trying to help.
Priest: The plague of spots is a divine burden placed on us, which no amount of alchemy or potion-mixing will ease.

Embalmer: What are you doing?
Player: I have this acne potion which I thought might help ease your itching.
Embalmer: If I thought that these spots could be cured by some potion, I would have mixed up one myself before now.
Player: Sorry, I was just trying to help.

Carpenter/Raetul: What are you doing?
Player: I have this acne potion which I thought might help ease your itching.
Carpenter/Raetul: Okay, let's give it a go so.
Carpenter/Raetul: Aghhh!!! I got some in my eye. Owwww, it stings.
Player: Oh, stop being so soft.
Carpenter/Raetul: Well?
Player: Well what?
Carpenter/Raetul: Did it work?
Player: Well...ummm...no.
Carpenter/Raetul: What? You intolerable, insufferable idiot. I've just burned my eye out for no reason? I would say get out of my sight but that's not far enough away.
Player: Sorry, I was just trying to help.
Carpenter/Raetul: Scram or I'll give you something to feel sorry about.

Siamun: What are you doing?
Player: I have this acne potion which I thought might help ease your itching.
Siamun: Keh! Get away from me. The only potion or solution I'll have anything to with are dyes.
Player: Sorry, I was just trying to help.