Transcript of 2020 Easter event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Easter Bunny, Caelyn Kadaan, Annette Kadaan, and the player.

Before the event[edit | edit source]

Easter Bunny[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is seen randomly about every 21.6 seconds:)
    • Easter Bunny: Imps delivering Easter eggs! What could go wrong?
    • Easter Bunny: Keep up the good work!
    • Easter Bunny: This is my best idea yet.
    • Easter Bunny: This will be the best Easter ever.

Caelyn Kadaan[edit | edit source]

Dialogue 1[edit | edit source]

  • Caelyn Kadaan: Does that rabbit let you eat any of the eggs?
  • Easter imp (1): He doesn't!
  • Easter imp (2): She's right!

Dialogue 2[edit | edit source]

  • Caelyn Kadaan: Down with the Easter Bunny!
  • Easter imp (1): Yeah!
  • Easter imp (2): He sucks!
  • Sheldon: I still like him.

Dialogue 3[edit | edit source]

  • Caelyn Kadaan: Rise up and take the eggs for yourselves!
  • Easter imp (1): Rebellion!
  • Easter imp (2): Hahaha!
  • Sheldon: I don't know...


During the event[edit | edit source]

Arriving at the event area[edit | edit source]

  • Easter Bunny: Hello there! If you wouldn't mind, I need help recovering some stolen eggs. Come and speak to me for more details. I have an assortment of delightful rewards on offer should you aid me!
  • Caelyn Kadaan: Psst. Pssssst. You! Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you bub. When you're done hearing out Jojo Cottontail over there, give me a shout. I'll hit you up with some real prizes.

Talking to Easter Bunny[edit | edit source]

Initially[edit | edit source]

  • Easter Bunny: Greetings adventurer. If you have time, I could use a little help.
  • Select an option
    • Sure!
      • Player: I'd be happy to help!
      • Easter Bunny: That's great to hear.
      • Easter Bunny: It's not a big ask. I just need you to do a small, reasonable favour for me and-
      • Easter Bunny: SAVE EASTER!
      • Select an option
        • What happened?!
          • Player: Oh my! What happened?!
          • Easter Bunny: Someone has just gone and stolen Easter.
          • Player: What?! How does somebody steal Easter?
          • Easter Bunny: I suppose I should explain...
          • Easter Bunny: I tried hiring some imps to help me deliver the eggs this year. They are a bit simple minded, but they are reliable workers. At least, they were at first. But they are revolting!
          • Select an option
            • That's rude!
              • Player: Easter Bunny! They may not be the most conventionally attractive creatures, but...
            • They are disgusting.
              • Player: Yes! They are vile little creatures...
            • [Say nothing]
          • Easter Bunny: No, no! I mean they are rebelling.
          • Player: Oh.
          • Easter Bunny: Somebody has riled them up, and they have stolen the chocolate for themselves.
          • Easter Bunny: Worse still, they've been eating it!
          • Select an option
            • Why wouldn't they?
              • Player: Of course they are! Otherwise there'd be no point in stealing it, right?
              • Easter Bunny: But my chocolate is dangerous for them! It creates a build-up of nitro-glucoseryn in their stomachs, the results of which are gruesome, bloody and sugary sweet.
              • Player: Oh dear!
              • Easter Bunny: Exactly.
              • (Continues below)
            • [Say nothing]
          • Easter Bunny: While skilling or engaging in combat in the world, the thieving Imps may appear!
          • Easter Bunny: Recover any pilfered eggs they drop and bring them to me. I'm giving away Easter goodies in exchange. When you've given me a total of 10000 eggs I'll give you a special reward too!
        • Here we go...
          • Player: Here we go... What have I got myself into?
          • Easter Bunny: Sorry! Sorry. I just got a bit carried away. It's not that bad, honest! Someone has just gone and stolen Easter.
          • Player: What?! How does somebody steal Easter?
        • [Say nothing]
    • What's in it for me?
      • Player: There better be something in this for me...
      • Easter Bunny: Don't worry, I have plenty of goodies to give out to those who lend me a hand.
      • (Same as above)
    • [Say nothing]

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • (If the player has handed in less than 10,000 eggs:)
  • (If the player has handed 10,000 eggs and hasn't unlocked the title:)
    • Easter bunny: You've done it, adventurer! You've given me 10000 eggs so far. That's enough to give one to every child on my list this year. Easter is saved! Please, accept this special reward as a token of my gratitude. It's the least I can do.
    • You have been awarded the 'Hard-boiled' title!
    • (Continues below)
  • (If the player has handed 10,000 eggs and has unlocked the title:)
  • Select an option
    • [Open store]
      • (Opens Easter Bunny's Goodwill Store)
    • (If the player has Caelyn's calling card:)
      • [Show Caelyn's calling card]
        • Easter Bunny: What's this?
        • The easter bunny looks the card over.
        • Easter Bunny: Oh dear! It's just as I suspected.
        • Select an option
          • What is it?
            • Player: What is it?
            • Easter Bunny: The identity of the mysterious figure whose been riling up the imps and selling eggs behind my back! It's the mysterious, the daring, world-renowned master thief- CAELYN KADAAN!
            • Select an option
              • Of course it is!
                • Player: Of course it is! She's been standing right there this whole time!
                • Easter Bunny: Don't be silly! A thief of that calibre wouldn't be foolish enough to run her entire operation right next to me!
                • Player: ...
                • (Continues below)
              • Who?
                • Player: Who? I have never heard of this person.
                • Easter Bunny: I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you haven't heard of her. Her exploits often focus on style over substance.
                • Caelyn Kadaan: Hey!
                • Easter Bunny: Did you say something adventurer? Anyway-
                • (Continues below)
              • [Say nothing]
                • (Continues below)
            • Easter Bunny: On the bright side, this gives me an idea! Back when I took the role of Easter bunny from my father I was lazy and unmotivated. So one day, he showed me this. A letter from an orphan in Varrock, thanking my father for lifting her spirits with the egg he delivered. It helped me realize how important Easter is to the children of Gielinor. Take the letter and show it to the thief, should you come across her. Maybe it will serve as a reminder of what Easter once meant to her.
            • The Easter bunny hands you the faded letter.
            • Player receives Faded easter letter.
            • (Shows previous options)
          • [Say nothing]
    • (If the player has lost the faded easter letter:)
      • I lost the letter.
        • Player: I lost the letter you gave me.
        • Easter Bunny: That's alright. It means to much to me and my father than we made plenty of duplicates.
        • The Easter bunny hands you the faded letter.
        • Player receives Faded easter letter.
        • Easter Bunny: Here you go!
        • (Shows previous options)
    • How many eggs have I handed in?
      • Player: How many eggs have I handed in so far?
      • Easter Bunny: By my count, you've given me a total of [number] eggs!
      • (If the player has not handed in any eggs:)
        • Easter Bunny: Please bring me more, the situation is dire! If you recover 10000 I'll give you a special prize!
        • (Shows previous options)
      • (If the player handed in eggs, but not 10,000 yet:)
      • (If the player has handed in 10,000 eggs:)
    • (If the player has talked to Caelyn, but not talked to Easter Bunny about her yet:)
      • [Warn about Caelyn]
        • Player: You do know that there's a woman trafficking your eggs right behind your back, right?
        • Easter Bunny: Don't be silly! Do you really think something like that could be happening right next to me without me noticing?
        • Select an option
          • She's right there!
            • Player: She's standing right there!
            • Easter Bunny: Where? All I see is a pile of boxes.
            • Select an option
              • Right there!
                • Player: Right there behind the crates!
                • Easter Bunny: Oh, I see. This is some manner of human joke! Good one.
                • Caelyn Kadaan: Ohohohoho!
                • Select an option
                  • Listen to that!
                    • Player: You can literally hear her humorous guffawing right now!
                    • Easter Bunny: What? Sorry, did you say something? I've been suffering from a bad bout of tinnitus lately.
                    • (Shows previous options)
                  • Never mind.
              • Never mind.
          • Never mind.
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: I'll see what I can do about those eggs.
      • Easter Bunny: Thank you! Take care.

Talking to Caelyn and Annette Kadaan[edit | edit source]

Initially[edit | edit source]

Annette[edit | edit source]
  • Annette Kadaan: You should speak to Caelyn.
Caelyn[edit | edit source]
  • Caelyn Kadaan: Hey there buddy! What's your name, if you don't mind me asking?
  • Select an option
    • I'm Player.
      • Player: My name's Player.
      • Caelyn Kadaan: Now, Player, I bet you're wondering about the identity of yours truly!
      • Select an option
        • I was wondering that!
          • Player: I was wonder-
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Ohohoho! I knew you would be!
          • Caelyn Kadaan: You've surely heard of me, or at least my exploits.
          • Annette Kadaan: Here we go...
          • Caelyn Kadaan: You may have heard of the thief who filched the three hundred carrot produce-shaped Diamond from the Varrock museum... Who swiped Duke Horatio's rhinestone encrusted briefs, while he was still wearing them... Who stole the entire max guild, and then returned it before anyone realized it was missing...
          • Caelyn Kadaan: The mysterious, the daring, world-renowned master thief- CAELYN KADAAN!
          • Player: ...
          • Caelyn Kadaan: And this lovely lady is my wife, Annette.
          • Annette Kadaan: Pleasure to meet you, [Player/Bob/'None of your business'].
          • Select an option
            • Nice to meet you.
              • Player: It's nice to meet you too.
              • Caelyn Kadaan: Indeed. NOW, let's cut to the chase!
              • Caelyn Kadaan: While skilling or engaging in combat in the world, the thieving Imps may appear!
              • Caelyn Kadaan: Fluff-ears over there may be offering cute trinkets and cosmetics in exchange for those eggs, but I have something even better! Loot sacks, filled with cold, hard, gold! Lamps! And stars. Unrefined, highest quality, top grade! When you've given me a total of 10000 eggs I'll give you a special reward too. I guarantee it! Or my name isn't the mysterious-
              • Annette Kadaan: [Player/Bob/'None of your business'] doesn't need to hear all that again, Cae.
              • Caelyn Kadaan: ...
              • Annette Kadaan: ...
              • Caelyn Kadaan: ...
              • Annette Kadaan: Oh, go on then...
              • Caelyn Kadaan: The mysterious, the daring, world-renowned master thief- CAELYN KADAAN!
              • (Continues below)
            • What do you want?
            • [Say nothing]
        • I couldn't care less.
          • Player: I couldn't care-
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Ohohohoho! I knew you would be!
          • (Same as above)
        • [Say nothing]
    • I'm Bob.
      • Player: I'm... Bob.
      • Caelyn Kadaan: Now, Bob, I bet you're wondering about the identity of yours truly!
      • (Same as above)
    • It's none of your business!
      • Player: It's none of your business!
      • Caelyn Kadaan: That's an... interesting name, but you do you! Now, 'None of your business', I bet you're wondering about the identity of yours truly!
      • (Same as above)
    • [Say nothing]
      • Player: ...
      • Caelyn Kadaan: Oh, you're the quiet type, eh? I'll call you 'Whisper'! Now, Whisper, I bet you're wondering about the identity of yours truly!
      • (Same as above)

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

Annette[edit | edit source]
  • Annette Kadaan: Nice to see you again, [Bob/Player/Whisper/'None of your business'].
  • Select an option
    • Tell me about yourself.
      • Player: Tell me about yourself.
      • Annette Kadaan: There isn't much to say. I'm Annette Kadaan, as your probably already know. I used to be a part of Varrock's nobility, until I got roped into Caelyn's escapades. You could say I'm her bodyguard.
      • Select an option
        • You used to be a noble?
          • Player: You used to be a noble?
          • Annette Kadaan: A long time ago. But I never enjoyed that life.
          • Select an option
            • What happened?
              • Player: What happened?
              • Annette Kadaan: I caught Caelyn robbing my families[sic] estate, and somehow got dragged into a life of crime, adventure and romance. It's all a bit cliché, I suppose. Minus the chocolate eggs.
              • (Shows previous options)
            • [Back]
        • You're a bodyguard?
          • Player: You're a bodyguard?
          • Annette Kadaan: Essentially. I do my best to keep her out of trouble, which is pretty easy to get into in this line of work. I may not look it, but I know my way around a sword.
          • Caelyn Kadaan: That's news to me!
          • Annette Kadaan: You know what I meant.
          • (Shows previous options)
        • [Back]
    • What are you doing with the eggs?
      • Player: What are you doing with all of these eggs anyway?
      • Annette Kadaan: It's all for the greater good! You see, we're-
      • Caelyn Kadaan: Selling them to the highest bidder, of course! I have a lot of... contacts... who are very interested in acquiring those eggs.
      • Select an option
        • Why do they want Easter eggs?
          • Player: Why are these... 'contacts'... so interested in chocolate eggs?
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Somebody may have been spreading rumours about them.
          • Annette Kadaan: If I remember correctly it was something about weight loss, 'skilling' enhancement... and existential dread.
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Something like that.
          • (Shows previous options)
        • [Back]
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Farewell.
      • Annette Kadaan: See you around.
Caelyn[edit | edit source]
  • (If the player has not handed in 10,000 eggs yet:)
    • Caelyn Kadaan: Hey there [Bob/Player/Whisper/'None of your business']! Have you got the goods?
    • (Continues below)
  • (If the player has handed in 10,000 eggs and hasn't claimed the title:)
    • Annette Kadaan: [Bob/Player/Whisper/'None of your business'] has given us [number] eggs!
    • Caelyn Kadaan: That's incredible!
    • Annette Kadaan: And you promised them that if they did, you'd give them a special reward.
    • Caelyn Kadaan: I did? That does sound like something past Caelyn would say, and she is a woman of her word! Take this, friend, as a thank you for all your hard work.
    • You have been awarded the 'the Poached' title!
    • (Continues below)
  • (If the player has handed in 10,000 eggs and has claimed the title:)
  • Select an option
  • [Donate 2000 eggs]
    • Are you sure you want to donate 2000 eggs to Caelyn's cause?
    • If the player is not in Ironman Mode:
      • [Open store]
        • (Opens Caeylyn's '100% Legally Aquired' Goods.)
    • (If the player has Faded easter letter:)
      • [Give the letter]
        • Caelyn Kadaan: What's this?
        • Caelyn takes a look at the letter.
        • Caelyn Kadaan: No! No gods please, no! No!
        • Annette Kadaan: It's just a thank you letter for the Easter bunny, written in a childs[sic] handwriting. Wait... at the bottom it says 'From Caelyn'! You wrote to him when you were a child? That's adorable!
        • Caelyn Kadaan: The shame! The shame!
        • Select an option
          • That's so sweet.
            • Player: That's so sweet.
            • Caelyn Kadaan: Ugh!
            • Caelyn Kadaan: I suppose I should explain myself.
            • Caelyn Kadaan: You see [Bob/Player/Whisper/'None of your business'], I grew up as an urchin on the streets of Varrock. Never knew my parents. One year the Easter bunny gave me one of those eggs of his. It was the first time someone had done right by me. But I was just a naive child then. What I needed was long term support. Schemes to help the community. Not a chocolate egg. Think of what that fluffy fool could achieve if he put his resources into helping poor chumps like me, instead of giving his eggs to everyone.
            • Annette Kadaan: That's why we're donating half of what me make selling these things to help Varrock's poorest.
            • Caelyn Kadaan: You can't just go telling everyone that, Annie! I don't want everyone knowing that the mysterious, the daring, world-renowned master thief: CAELYN KADAAN... is a philanthropist. It will ruin my image.
            • Select an option
              • You have a point.
                • Player: You have a point there, Caelyn. He could be doing a better job of helping those in need.
                • Caelyn Kadaan: I knew you'd see where we are coming from, [Bob/Player/Whisper/'None of your business'] my pal.
                • (Continues below)
              • The Easter bunny does good work.
                • Player: The Easter bunny does good work. He brings joy to all children.
                • Caelyn Kadaan: Guess we'll have to agree to disagree on that, then.
                • (Continues below)
              • [Say nothing]
                • (Continues below)
            • Caelyn Kadaan: Now, forget you ever saw that letter.
            • Annette Kadaan: But thanks for bringing it. I enjoyed seeing it, at least.
            • You have unlocked the 'Caelyn's spare hat' cosmetic override. It can be found and activated in the wardrobe interface.
            • Annette hands you a Jewelled egg.
            • Player receives Jewelled egg.
            • She also hands you a familiar looking hat.
            • Annette Kadaan: Here's something for the trouble.
            • (Shows previous options)
          • That's so corny.
          • [Say nothing]
    • How many eggs have I handed in?
      • Player: How many eggs have I given you so far?
      • (If the player has handed in fewer than 10,000 eggs:)
        • Caelyn Kadaan: Err... I've not exactly been keeping track of-
        • Annette Kadaan: They've given you exactly [number] eggs so far.
        • (If the player has handed in fewer than 2,000 eggs:)
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Sounds like you have a lot of work to do, pal!
        • (If the player has handed in at least 2,000 but fewer than 7,000 eggs:)
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Not bad, not bad. But we have a ways to go yet.
        • (If the player has handed in at least 7,000 eggs:)
          • Caelyn Kadaan: Great work buddy! Keep it up.
        • Annette Kadaan: Remember, Caelyn said you'll get a special prize if you give her 10000.
        • (Shows previous options)
      • (If the player has handed in at least 10,000 eggs:)
        • Annette Kadaan: You've given us exactly [number] eggs.
        • Caelyn Kadaan: More than enough, my friend! But I still have buyers out there, if you catch my drift.
        • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: I'd best get going.
      • Caelyn Kadaan: Remember to grab some of those eggs for me. You won't regret it!