Transcript of 2010 Christmas event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Thorvar Crittersmash and the player.

Talking to Thorvar Crittersmash[edit | edit source]

(First time speaking to Thorvar Crittersmash)

  • Player: You look familiar. Have I seen you before?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash No, I am the mighty Fremennik, Thorvar Crittersmash! I do not know anything about this 'Santa' you speak of!
    • Player I didn't say anthing about Santa.
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Oh, you didn't? Good! Because he's not here, and I'm certainly not him.

(After asking if you've met before)

  • Player You're Santa, aren't you?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash No, I'm a Fremennik! Can't you see my hat?
  • Player: You don't look as jolly as usual, is everything okay?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Well, no. There's been a bit of a disaster.
    • Player What's happened?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash I, the mighty Thorvar Crittersmash, came to Daemonheim to bring Christmas cheer to my fellow Fremennik, but my people wouldn't believe I was one of them! They said something about me not being in good shape.
      • Player I can't see why they would say that.
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Yes, well, they challenged me to complete a dungeon to prove my strength and bravery, and I couldn't say no. I was doing well, but then I got attacked by a horrible cr...a horrible creature! It took my hat!
    • Player But you're wearing a hat! I don't suppose the lost hat is red?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Yes, well, it was my seasonal hat. And it is red. But I'm not Santa.
      • PlayerOf course you're not.
    • Player What kind of creature was it?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash The biggest, most ferocious creature you've ever seen!
      • PlayerI see.
    • Player What has this got to do with the Hiemland Games? Dialogue continues as seen below'

(First time speaking with Thorvar Crittersmash)

  • Player: Did I hear something about the Heimland Games?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Games? Oh, the party! I mean, yes, the Heimland Games, to display your strength and bravery! They were going to be in the Land of Snow, but something terrible happened. That's why we need you here!
    • Player What's happened?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash I, the mighty Thorvar Crittersmash, came to Daemonheim to bring Christmas cheer to my fellow Fremennik, but my people wouldn't believe I was one of them! They said something about me not being in good shape. Conversation continues as seen above.
    • Player So, you teleported me here in the hope I'd help you?
      • (Transcript missing. edit)

(After asking You're Santa, aren't you?)

  • Player I thought there were meant to be some games here?
  • Player What has this got to do with the Heimland Games?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Everything! I was carrying all the materials we needed for the celebra... I mean, Heimland Games. In my panic, I dropped them and left them scattered around the dungeon as I escaped! Oh, if only I had put them in the bank!
    • Player Is there anything I can do?
      • Thorvard Crittersmash Oh, yes! You could travel through the dungeon for me to retrieve the items! And, more importantly, my hat! I shouldn't think you'll have to fight anything. I was finding it quite pleasant until that... thing came along. Anyway, will you do that for me?
      • Player Of course!
      • Thorvard Crittersmash Ho ho ho! Thank you! You'll need a bag for the items. And take this bucket. Don't lose it!
      • Player What do I need the bucket for?
      • Thorvard Crittersmash When you need it... you'll know. Now, are you ready to go?
      • Player Yes
        • Thorvard Crittersmash Rather you than me. Good luck!
      • Player No, not yet.
        • (Transcript missing. edit)
    • Player Why don't you just go back and get them?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Please don't tell anyone, I'm too scared to go back in there. I just wanted to bring happiness to the Freme... I mean my people, at this time of year!
    • Player That's too bad. So, where are the games?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Games? Oh, the party! I mean, yes, the Heimland Games, to display your strength and bravery! Text continues as seen above

(After asking Did I hear something about the Heimland Games?)

  • Player What has this got to do with the Heimland Games?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Everything! I was carrying all the materials we needed for the celebra... I mean, Heimland Games. In my panic, I dropped them and left them scattered around the dungeon as I escaped! Oh, if only I had put them in the bank! Text continues as seen above


(After speaking to Thorvar Crittersmash)

  • Thorvar Crittersmash Back so soon? I see you are prepared, would you like a teleport to the dungeon?
  • Player Yes
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Rather you than me. Good luck!
  • PlayerNo, not yet.
    • (Transcript missing. edit)

Inside the dungeon[edit | edit source]

  • Memory of Thorvar Crittersmash When you need it... you'll know.

After completing the dungeon[edit | edit source]

  • PlayerThis crab will have my fingers if I try to take its hat. I'd better just give it to Thorvar.

Talking to Thorvar afterwards[edit | edit source]

  • Thorvard Crittersmash You're back! And alive!
  • Player Why do you sound so surprised that I came back?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Because you do not have the natural bravery of the Fremennik, of course!
      • Player Hmmm, a bit like you.
  • PlayerI have the items here.
    • Thorvard Crittersmash Ho ho ho, excellent! As a reward, I've got a present for you.
    • Player Why do you have so many presents with you?
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Because I'm a generous man, and I'm not going to leave them under trees or in stockings. That would be silly!
      • Player Of course.
    • PlayerI also have your hat.
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Oh! How wonderful! Where is it?
      • Player I'm afraid I couldn't remove it from this ferocious creature.
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Oh! I see. Well, you did such a good job, why don't you keep that too. Yes, I think that's for the best. A happy ending again! This reminds me of last year.
      • Player So you are Santa!
      • Thorvar Crittersmash Yes, I must commend you; you've seen through my excellent disguise. Don't tell anyone, or you'll be receiving cabbage for Christmas from now on! The Heimland Games should be ready now! Would you like me to teleport you there?
        • Player Yes, please!
          • Thorvar Crittersmash Ho ho ho! Have fun, and a Merry Christmas to you!
        • PlayerNo, thank you.
          • Thorvar Crittersmash Okay, but remember if you want to go, you can take any of the cupboards around Runescape, or talk to me again.
  • PlayerUsually, items from Daemonheim are tainted. Aren't these dangerous?
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Ho ho ho no! These are perfectly safe.
    • Player How do you know?
      • Thorvar CrittersmashPerhaps this 'Santa' you seem so interested in had something do do with it?
      • Player What do you mean?
        • Thorvar Crittersmash Nothing. Stop asking questions. Santa... I Mean I... I mean Santa... I don't appreciate it!

Talking to Thorvar after completing the event[edit | edit source]

  • Thorvar Crittersmash The Heimland Games should be ready now! Would you like me to teleport you there?
  • Player Yes, please!
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Ho ho ho! Have fun, and a Merry Christmas to you!
  • Player No, thank you.
    • Thorvar Crittersmash Okay, but remember if you want to go, you can take any of the cupboards around Runescape, or talk to me again.