Transcript of 'Rum'

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This transcript involves dialogue with the player.

• Player: Eeeeeegads, that's some strong stuff. I wonder if there's better uses for it, though.
• Player: Maybe if I keep drinking i I'll get superpowers. Or liver poisoning.
• Player: Do I have a problem? I mean, I'm in a prison full of monsters and I'm getting drunk?
• Player: No, more, please. I'm begging you, oh invisible puppet master, don't make me drink more of this!
  • Yes - dance, my puppet, dance!
    • Screen fades out
    • Player: Oi,*hic whosh putsh that there? Shtop being there. Rude.
    • Short pause
    • Player: Heyy *hic* yoush is really pretty. Give Player a kish.
    • Short pause
    • SLAP*
    • Player: I deserv*hic*ed that.
    • Short pause
    • Player: Hyuuuurrrrgh.
    • Short pause
    • Player: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    • Screen fades in, you awaken in your cell
    • Player: Oh gods, I feel so unwell.
  • No - I am a merciful god.
    • (Dialogue ends)