Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror

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Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror (real name Jasmine) is Evil Dave's beloved pet spaniel. In 13th edition of Postbag from the Hedge, Evil Dave reminisces of making Jasmine into a hellhound as a small boy, which he then dubbed "SPANIEL OF UNIMAGINABLE HORROR". He also notes that she would often stray into the Wilderness, leaving him wondering what happened to her.

In 41st edition of Postbag from the Hedge, Evil Dave brings her up again, requesting her to be brought back to him in a storage crate if she is seen in the Wilderness, stating that he hasn't seen her since they "went revenant-herding three years ago". He also claims that if she is seen in the Wilderness, the observer should not look into her eyes, as they can turn a person inside out, and then back again; nor to say her name, as doing so would cause one's tongue to fall out.

The Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror is also brought up by Mysterious Old Man in one of his random event idea, where as the reward for winning "The Feeble-minded Squirrel of Just-Right-of-Falador", the reward would be that the Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror is unleashed upon the player.