Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror

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Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror (real name Jasmine) is Evil Dave's beloved pet spaniel. In 13th edition of Postbag from the Hedge, Evil Dave reminisces of making Jasmine into a hellhound as a small boy, which he then dubbed "SPANIEL OF UNIMAGINABLE HORROR". He also notes that she would often stray into the Wilderness, leaving him wondering what happened to her.[1]

In 41st edition of Postbag from the Hedge, Evil Dave brings her up again, requesting her to be brought back to him in a storage crate if she is seen in the Wilderness, stating that he hasn't seen her since they "went revenant-herding three years ago". He also claims that if she is seen in the Wilderness, the observer should not look into her eyes, as they can turn a person inside out, and then back again; nor to say her name, as doing so would cause one's tongue to fall out.[2]

The Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror is also brought up by Mysterious Old Man in one of his random event idea, where as the reward for winning "The Feeble-minded Squirrel of Just-Right-of-Falador", the reward would be that the Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror is unleashed upon the player.[3]

References[edit | edit source]

  1. ^ Jagex. Postbag 13 - "Transcript:The Evil Chicken defends his reputation.", 5, by Evil Dave. RuneScape Postbags from the Hedge.
  2. ^ Jagex. Postbag 41 - "Transcript:Anarchy in the KGP.", 1, by Evil Dave. RuneScape Postbags from the Hedge.
  3. ^ Jagex. Postbag 20 - "Transcript:Tales from earlier ages", 9, by Mysterious Old Man. RuneScape Postbags from the Hedge.