RuneScape:Chat/Logs/26 March 2013

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23:26 <Hairr> Atheist: Wikia was blocked for me last week <_<
23:26 <Hairr> like it appeared that it didn't exist
23:28 <Coelacanth0794>
23:28 <Coelacanth0794> on google, hairr?
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23:29 <Hairr> I typed the domain and it said this webpage doesn't exist
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23:33 <Atheist723> Weird.
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23:35 <Ajraddatz> hello, servants
23:36 <The Mol Man> ohi
23:36 <The Mol Man> are you here to yell at me/
23:36 <The Mol Man> ?
23:36 <Ajraddatz> some noob left me a message on wikipedia
23:36 <The Mol Man> it was hairr
23:36 <Ajraddatz> D:<
23:36 <The Mol Man> he hacked my account
23:36 <Ajraddatz> sounds legit
23:37 <The Mol Man> don't block it though, I have it back
23:37 <The Mol Man> he didn't actually hack the account
23:37 <The Mol Man> he hacked my physical body
23:37 <Ajraddatz> it's all good, I couldn't even if I wanted to
23:37 <The Mol Man> thought u were a global?
23:37 <Ajraddatz> global admins have no power on enwiki
23:37 <Ajraddatz> lololo
23:38 <The Mol Man> but you can technically block
23:38 <Ajraddatz> nope :D
23:38 <The Mol Man> like, access to the tools? no?
23:38 <Ajraddatz> no, they are restricted at the policy and technical level
23:38 <Ajraddatz> the global rollback flag is global
23:38 <Ajraddatz> but gr is gay so nobody cares
23:39 <The Mol Man> :o
23:39 <Cook Me Plox> ajraddatz kind of sucks
23:39 <Ajraddatz> yeah
23:40 <Ajraddatz> :(
23:40 <Ajraddatz> maybe I'll collect some steward flags next election so I can be actually global?
23:40 <The Mol Man> do it!
23:44 <Cook Me Plox> what do you see on this page?
23:44 <The Mol Man> our /Strategy subpage as #1
23:46 <The Mol Man>℮
23:46 <The Mol Man> what do you see? I see nothing. :x
23:47 <Ciphrius Kane> I'm on page 9 and yet to see our corporeal beast page
23:47 <The Mol Man> I didn't bother looking for the parent page
23:47 <Cook Me Plox> it's not there
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> just wanted to make sure it was a global issue, not google being sucky with localization
23:48 <The Mol Man> Do you see the /Strategies page as #1, cook?
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> Yeah, in incognito I see strategies,, zybez, orsw
23:49 <The Mol Man> does incognito really change search results?
23:49 <Cook Me Plox> it stops them being specific to you
23:49 <The Mol Man> ah
23:49 <Cook Me Plox> if I do it in my normal browser I see a lot more wiki results
23:50 <The Mol Man> hmmm
23:50 <The Mol Man> I see the dark cores article on,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.dmQ&fp=1e4bfff7949923e7&biw=1600&bih=775
23:50 <Cook Me Plox> would you mind looking for more that aren't showing up?
23:51 <The Mol Man> Is it just for the page we search for? or is it standard to see other RS Wiki pages?
23:51 <Cook Me Plox> I don't understand the question
23:52 <The Mol Man> ah nvm
23:52 <The Mol Man> I asked that under the assumption that all of the searches were fucked
23:52 <The Mol Man> what do you have marked as 'fucked' atm?
23:53 <Cook Me Plox> Wise Old Man, Corporeal Beast
23:53 <Cook Me Plox> Others I don't remember
23:53 <The Mol Man> want me to make a list?
23:53 <The Mol Man> I'm not doing anyting
23:54 <Cook Me Plox> nah, unless you want to
23:54 <The Mol Man> is there any perceivable pattern?
23:55 <Cook Me Plox> no, I only found the two
23:56 <The Mol Man> I assume you checked the popular pages?
23:57 <Cook Me Plox> some of them
23:58 <The Mol Man> rune bar 
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23:58 <Xalmachi> can anyone link me to the 07 scape wiki? my bookmarks got deleted?
23:59 <The Mol Man> [[2007:]]
23:59 <Joeytje50> (caek)
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23:59 <Xalmachi> thank you
00:02 <The Mol Man> rune bar is all I can feel like finding
00:06 <Ciphrius Kane> TIL allowing QC in a certain FC is akin to giving a hardened criminal a hotel room to serve his sentence in
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00:06 <The Mol Man> (H)
00:07 <Dtm142> IMO's Twitter feed (if they must have one, which they shouldn't) should run by live search.
00:07 <Dtm142> So every time anybody mentions RuneScape in their tweet in any context,
00:07 <Dtm142> It goes to the front page.
00:07 <Dtm142> (H)
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00:12 <Meter55> got lazy, decided to blow out 1.1m on molten glass to get 76 crafting for meh quest cape :x
00:13 <The Mol Man> Zaros is winning
00:13 <The Mol Man> Lack of is a trailing second
00:15 <AnselaJonla> ZAROS FTW!!!
00:16 <AnselaJonla> lol I go onto the front page for once and I see the FA that pops up is outdated
00:16 <AnselaJonla> The Fifth Age is the current time period in which RuneScape takes place.
00:16 <Ciphrius Kane> I work for Zaros but only so that I may help balance the world
00:17 <AnselaJonla> In all honesty, it actually looks like Zaros wasn't actually all that bad
00:17 <Dtm142> When are they going to add the Easter event and decide about bl00 phats for 2007Scape
00:17 <Dtm142> ?
00:17 <Dtm142> Hard to say Ansela.
00:17 <Ciphrius Kane> Tribute to Guthix is the closest thing to the Easter event
00:18 <Dtm142> He sort of creeped me out in Temple of Sennestein, as discussed earlier.
00:18 <AnselaJonla> All we know about him is what has survived from the God Wars and before
00:18 <Dtm142> Kane, I was referring to 2007Scape.
00:18 <AnselaJonla> And as we know, history is written by the winners
00:18 <Dtm142> demon invasions
00:18 <Dtm142> in modern rs
00:18 <Ciphrius Kane> Who said they're adding Easter for 2007?
00:18 <Dtm142> Poll?
00:18 <Dtm142> Easter event won out, didn't it?
00:19 <Ciphrius Kane> I don't know, I don't track them
00:19 <Meter55> it did
00:19 <Dtm142> Which one was that again?
00:19 <Dtm142> I think it was chicken suit as the reward...
00:20 <Dtm142> [[Easter 2007]]
00:21 <TonyBest100> Did DragoSlayDud just steal the 5 images he uploaded from the official wiki?
00:22 <The Mol Man> if he put the proper tags on, it'd be sorta fine
00:22 <TonyBest100> make that 10 images in the past hour
00:23 <AnselaJonla> He's been reminded about fair using, and someone should still tag them for retake when the orb is working again
00:24 <Cook Me Plox> does anyone see the hypocrisy in what we
00:24 <Cook Me Plox> we're doing?
00:24 <The Mol Man> I've heard the orb is sorta fixed
00:24 <AnselaJonla> Cook, we cannot use the orb right now
00:24 <The Mol Man> what part of it cook?
00:24 <Cook Me Plox> we complain about them using our images
00:24 <The Mol Man> stealing images and complaining about ours being sued?
00:24 <The Mol Man> yup
00:24 <AnselaJonla> Ben said that it just gives an "out of order" message when he tried to use it
00:24 <The Mol Man> Oya
00:24 <AnselaJonla> Cook - did they give any indication that the images weren't theirs?
00:25 <The Mol Man> well, at least it can't crash you
00:25 <The Mol Man> technically they are theirs
00:25 <Cook Me Plox> correct/
00:25 <Ciphrius Kane> We acknowledge them, they don't acknowledge us
00:25 <Hairr> [[sandbox-s3:]]
00:25 <AnselaJonla> We're sticking the Fair Use tag on them and they should be tagged for retake as well
00:25 <The Mol Man> they own all RS media
00:25 <Cook Me Plox> do you know what fair use is?
00:25 <Hairr>
00:25 <Hairr> what is this
00:26 <AnselaJonla> Do you have a better option for good quality images right now, Cook?
00:26 <AnselaJonla> Jagex has broken our best image tool
00:26 <Hairr> What happened to the OoO?
00:26 <Cook Me Plox> no, but that doesn't mean we should take theirs.
00:26 <Cook Me Plox> Hair, looks like that's on all wikis
00:26 <The Mol Man> What about you saying we should use the bestiary for DII?
00:27 <AnselaJonla> It was crashing people who tried to use it, and now Jagex have added a message saying it's broken when people try to use it
00:27 <Hairr> well that's silly
00:27 <Cook Me Plox> I think that's significantly different
00:27 <The Mol Man> speaking of
00:27 <The Mol Man> did you ever manage to do it?
00:28 <Dtm142> Looks like a mirror site Hairr
00:28 <Cook Me Plox> no, I didn't
00:28 <Hairr> No it isn't
00:28 <The Mol Man> recent changes is perfectly up to date there :x
00:28 <Meter55> wait what
00:28 <Hairr> I made an edit to the sandbox on that sister site thing
00:28 <Hairr> and it appears here
00:29 <Dtm142> Like a mirror site
00:29 <Dtm142> :|
00:29 <The Mol Man> no
00:29 <Dtm142> yes
00:29 <The Mol Man> because hairr's edit wasn't backwards
00:29 <The Mol Man> explain that
00:29 <Dtm142> (H)
00:29 <Cook Me Plox> (H) is (H) backwards
00:29 <The Mol Man> :O
00:30 <Hairr> )H(
00:30 <Hairr> you lie
00:30 <AnselaJonla>
00:30 <The Mol Man> (ℍ)
00:33 <The Mol Man> ⁽ᴴ⁾
00:34 <Dtm142> ..
00:35 <The Mol Man> youlike?
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00:37 <The Mol Man> well then
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00:54 <Simunravn13> what is the warband about?
00:56 <Simunravn13> :)
00:56 <Ciphrius Kane> Take out a bunch of guys in the Wilderness pretty much
00:57 <Simunravn13> i have done that
00:57 <Demise36> when was the latest warband?
00:58 <Simunravn13> just got a kill in revernants place :P
00:58 <Hairr> About an hour ago
00:58 <Hairr> but in all actuality, I don't know what I'm talking about
00:59 <Simunravn13> i still dont know what it is about :P
01:00 <Simunravn13> i got a kill streak of 46 in wildy 
01:00 <Simunravn13> no warband?
01:00 <Demise36> when is next warband?
01:02 <Ciphrius Kane> Dunno
01:05 <TonyBest100> All i know is that its every 8 hours
01:09 <Simunravn13> how muth xp does a smithing daily challenge give as reward? with lvl 80
01:10 <AnselaJonla> Can someone teach recive how to do speedy d reqs please
01:10 <AnselaJonla> [[User:Cook Me Plox/Daily Challenges]]
01:11 <AnselaJonla>
01:11 <AnselaJonla> There's a value for the 210 addy daggers challenge there
01:16 <Simunravn13> 16k xp ;/
01:16 <Simunravn13> not worth to do it
01:18 <AnselaJonla> Plus the xp from actually making the daggers...
01:28 <Demise36> Plus a spin
01:28 <The Mol Man>
01:30 <YtHaar ImChaos> got a little raged from warbands lol
01:30 <AnselaJonla> [[Dungeoneering/Puzzles]]
01:30 <YtHaar ImChaos> cause the pkers really ruined the whole fun
01:39 <Meter55> Finally unlocked requirements for ritual of the mahjarrat
01:40 <Meter55> quest cape and 6th age circuit, ahoy!
01:40 <AnselaJonla> (qc) The current location of the [[Circus]] is [[Varrock]] - north of [[Gertrude]]'s house.
01:51 <The Mol Man> ...
01:53 <Meter55> man these jungle horrors are annoying as hell
01:56 <Batreeqah> Hi,
01:56 <Batreeqah> :)
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01:58 <Meter55> agh
01:58 <Meter55> why does my character stop moving right before a critical moment ;_;
02:00 <Simunravn13> :P
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02:05 <Meter55> survived the forest :L
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02:13 <Batreeqah>
02:14 <Batreeqah> C'mon!
02:14 <The Mol Man> no
02:14 <Batreeqah> :)
02:14 <Batreeqah> (:
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02:17 <The Mol Man> Ty, you good with css?
02:18 <TyA> not really
02:18 <The Mol Man> ok
02:22 <The Mol Man> You name is yͭ
02:22 <TyA> woo!
02:23 <The Mol Man>
02:23 <The Mol Man> no idea why i made that
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02:25 <TyA> Because yer awesome?
02:25 <The Mol Man> idk
02:26 <The Mol Man> but when one table is expanded, the table with which it shares a row is centerd in the middle
02:26 <The Mol Man> can't figger out how to align it to the top
02:26 <The Mol Man> btw can you look at the last 3 blocks?
02:26 <The Mol Man> they're already taken care of on this wiki btw
02:26 <The Mol Man> but further stuffz?
02:27 <The Mol Man> Cook Cu'd all had the same IP
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02:40 <SovietHero> Do we have a page about the Wilderness War Bands?
02:40 <The Mol Man> probs
02:40 <SovietHero> Meh I see that we don't
02:40 <SovietHero> What are those bands anyway?
02:43 <The Mol Man>
02:43 <SovietHero> thx
02:43 <SovietHero> woo total level 1400
02:44 <The Mol Man> in os?
02:44 <SovietHero> RS
02:54 <The Mol Man> ௵
02:57 <Xalmachi> anyone know an active warbands world?
03:02 <SovietHero> All worlds?
03:02 <Xalmachi> none seem to have an active camp
03:02 <Xalmachi> thats what im after
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03:09 <Takle10> where do you find green dragons?
03:09 <The Mol Man> wild/chaos tunnels
03:09 <Takle10> could you be more specific as to which ones LOL
03:10 <The Mol Man> lvl 35 in the middle
03:10 <The Mol Man> lvl 20 on the far east
03:10 <The Mol Man> lvl 11 on the far west
03:10 <Takle10> wilderness?
03:10 <The Mol Man> mhm
03:10 <Takle10> undergroundd?
03:10 <The Mol Man> no\
03:11 <Takle10> okay thanks alot bro
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03:16 <The Mol Man>  ₍ʜ₎
03:16 <Dtm142> Not bad
03:16 <The Mol Man> lol
03:17 <The Mol Man> ⌊ℋ⌋
03:19 <The Mol Man> ∜there's a unicode symbol for fourth root, i think that's odd
03:20 <The Mol Man> tͩ1ͫ42
03:27 <SovietHero> Aw hell no
03:33 <The Mol Man> ...
03:36 <SovietHero> Meh
03:37 <SovietHero> Since we're in a Second Cold War, I well as might say random commie crap
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03:44 <Urbancowgurl777> we're in a second cold war?
03:44 <The Mol Man> ohi fergles
03:44 <Urbancowgurl777> hi
03:44 <Urbancowgurl777> the war is over so i confus
03:45 <SovietHero> Hi Fergs
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03:51 <SovietHero> Young Grotworms are cute.
03:51 <SovietHero> Mature Grotworms are fat.
03:52 <Cook Me Plox> jagex y u nerf slayer D:
03:52 <SovietHero> looool easy clue scroll
03:52 <SovietHero> My first one :/
03:52 <Dtm142> So what part of RS3 is being released this summer?
03:52 <Dtm142> Do it.
03:52 <Cook Me Plox> presumably all of it, Dtm
03:52 <Dtm142> Get the phr33 black (g) kite.
03:52 <Dtm142> Not possible.
03:52 <SovietHero> No shaddap
03:52 <Dtm142> TWW and EOC are already out
03:52 <Dtm142> 9_9
03:53 <Dtm142> I presume it's the new graphics and game engine.
03:53 <Dtm142> What about the beta testing though?
03:53 <Urbancowgurl777> how was slayer nerfed?
03:54 <SovietHero> maybe cause of the xp lamps?
03:54 <SovietHero> nub
03:54 <Cook Me Plox> no, they gave most slayer monsters more lp
03:54 <Cook Me Plox> and didn't entirely compensate with xp
03:54 <SovietHero> DAMMIT
03:54 <Urbancowgurl777> most? thought it was only a couple
03:54 <Cook Me Plox> the ones I tested, at least
03:55 <SovietHero> Jagex y u screw things up
03:55 <Urbancowgurl777> so we have to change a lot of info
03:55 <Meter55> :D just got quest cape
03:55 <Meter55> and finished rotm as well
03:55 <SovietHero> gratz
03:55 <Cook Me Plox> It's okay, although now the lp numbers aren't correlated with combat level
03:56 <Urbancowgurl777> how is that okay..
03:56 <Meter55> isn't it high combat + defence?
03:56 <Cook Me Plox> previously the level 146 abyssal demon had 146*25 lifepoints, now it has 8500
03:56 <Urbancowgurl777> congrats [email protected]#[email protected]#[email protected] +r
03:56 <Cook Me Plox> which I guess you could say is slayer level*100 but still...
03:57 <Urbancowgurl777> ._.
03:58 <Cook Me Plox> I'll test on some others
03:59 <Urbancowgurl777> gonna get in the showr
03:59 <Urbancowgurl777> +e
04:09 <SovietHero> FFFFFFF got 150gp and 4 biscuits
04:09 <SovietHero> *Fires RPG into sky*
04:19 <SovietHero> lool a hard clue scroll
04:21 <Demise36> just did a warband
04:21 <Demise36> was fun
04:21 <SovietHero> what you get
04:22 <Demise36> tons of exp
04:22 <Demise36> also killed someone that had supplies
04:22 <SovietHero> nice comrade
04:22 <SovietHero> lol
04:22 <SovietHero> /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/../;.,.;'.,';/
04:22 <SovietHero> sorry was cleaning my keyboard
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04:30 <ForeColor> Hello, can anyone help me?
04:31 <Dtm142> With?
04:32 <ForeColor> I was trying to make a request for someone to edit a page.
04:34 <Demise36> the saradominst sergeant was overpowered
04:35 <ForeColor> At first I was extremely confused on why it was taking so long for me to kill an Abyssal demon (when usually it's only two-strikes). Then it dawned on me that since they started the Slayer thing they probably updated the monsters today. So I navigate to the news story, and sure enough at the bottom it says, "Several common Slayer creatures have had their life points increased." 
04:36 <ForeColor> Just thought I would point out that the Abyssal demon page needs to updated, I do not know how the experience divider works or I would edited it myself. 
04:36 <Urbancowgurl777> we're working on it already
04:36 <ForeColor> Oh, I didn't know.
04:36 <ForeColor> Just thought I would help.
04:37 <Urbancowgurl777> well you can update it if you know the new values :P
04:37 <Urbancowgurl777> someone is working on the formula though
04:38 <ForeColor> 1,071 experience per kill
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04:47 <Cook Me Plox> urk, I'm such an idiot
04:47 <Demise36> produ of you
04:47 <Cook Me Plox> went to pick up a package, forgot I was afking Zilyana
04:47 <Demise36> proud*
04:47 <Cook Me Plox> came back, turns out I forgot to turn on soul split and she spawned again
04:47 <Cook Me Plox> yey death
04:48 <Urbancowgurl777> why are you playing o.o
04:49 <Cook Me Plox> why am I playing? I dunno
04:49 <Cook Me Plox> started out wanting to research eoc
04:49 <Cook Me Plox> then I found a pretty cool magic glitch that I've been using
04:52 <Urbancowgurl777> -.-
04:54 <Cook Me Plox> it's a pretty well-known glitch actually
04:54 <Cook Me Plox> barraging with dual magic gives you 3x the dps you should get normally
04:59 <SovietHero> LOL in my chatbox it said that the Wise Old Man has achiebed level 99 slayer
04:59 <SovietHero> *achieved
05:04 <SovietHero> *Does the Harlem Shake*
05:05 <The Mol Man> who can recognize?:x
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05:33 <Atheist723> It is a rather simple and repetitive rhythm...and I haven't touched that stuff for years. 
06:03 <Demise36> changed world for warband
06:03 <Demise36> connection lost
06:03 <Demise36> fk u game seession
06:19 <Demise36> tryed to get a pic of the zamorakian leader
06:19 <Demise36> too much chaos to do it
06:19 <Demise36> @[email protected]
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06:25 <LightwielderAlpha> Hey guys, can someone change "Category: Armadylians" to "Armadylean?" Or teach me? XD Thanks.
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06:38 <Juvialoxar> HI
06:38 <Juvialoxar> atheist do u read comic books?
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07:18 <Demise36> hairdo!
07:18 <Demise36> <333333333333333
07:19 <Haidro> hi
07:21 <Haidro> [[Aviansie]]
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07:22 <14andy4> hello everyone
07:22 <Haidro> Hiya
07:22 <14andy4> Could someone please advise me on what would be a good boss to kill for me (lvl 175)
07:23 <Demise36> kree ara
07:23 <14andy4> isnt she really strong
07:24 <Haidro> [[Comp cape]]
07:25 <Matthew2602> hi
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07:36 <Haidro> himatt
07:52 <Haidro> [[User:haidro]]
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08:12 <Dogfoger> [[Jack of trades]]
08:42 <Dogfoger> [[Guthix]]
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08:58 <Dogfoger> [[Runecrafting/training]]
08:58 <Dogfoger> :(
08:58 <Dogfoger> I'm the only one here
08:58 <Dogfoger> Except for sum 1 0 o
09:06 <Dogfoger> [[music]]
09:28 <Dogfoger> hey habb
09:28 <Dogfoger> i've been alone for so long
09:29 <Habblet> Heya
09:30 <Dogfoger> The chat is so dead lol
09:30 <Dogfoger> Good old bot was keeping me company :D
09:30 <Habblet> ~test
09:30 <Habblet> :O
09:31 <Dogfoger> grr
09:31 <Dogfoger> !logs
09:31 <RSChatBot> Chat logs may be seen [[Project:Chat/Logs|here]].
09:31 <Dogfoger> See :D
09:31 <Dogfoger> Habb
09:31 <Habblet> !test
09:31 <Dogfoger> I have a job for you, if you're interested
09:31 <Habblet> @[email protected]
09:31 <Dogfoger> only mods can do that
09:31 <Habblet> Yes I know
09:32 <Dogfoger> Chat keeps swallowing my fucking messages
09:32 <Dogfoger> Anyways, you up for a job?
09:32 <Habblet> Depends @[email protected]
09:32 <Dogfoger>
09:32 <Dogfoger> that
09:33 <Dogfoger> On the bunch of tables
09:33 <Dogfoger> Wait
09:33 <Dogfoger> Scroll down to the fire rune strategy
09:34 <Dogfoger> Says "Fire runes (14-27)"
09:34 <Dogfoger> yo, habb, you there?
09:35 <Habblet> ya
09:35 <Dogfoger> Ok
09:35 <Dogfoger> So have you done that?
09:35 <Habblet> Done what
09:35 <Dogfoger> (fp)
09:35 <Habblet> I'm at fire runes
09:35 <Dogfoger> On the page that I linked?
09:35 <Dogfoger> Oh
09:35 <Dogfoger> Ok so
09:35 <Dogfoger> Where the table is
09:36 <Dogfoger> add the fact that you could replace the talisman and staff with a wicked hood
09:36 <Dogfoger> I would do it myself but i dunno how to work with tables
09:36 <Habblet> It already says
09:36 <Habblet> Equip the wicked hood with a fire talisman
09:36 <Dogfoger> Oh
09:36 <Habblet> Could be explained better 
09:36 <Dogfoger> The others don't
09:37 <Dogfoger> But the image would be nice, for the less intelligent of our kind
09:37 <Dogfoger> Tables confuse the hell out of me
09:38 <Dogfoger> [[Ranging|Ignore this link]]
09:40 <Dogfoger> Been runecrafting since this morning
09:40 <Habblet> eugh
09:40 <Dogfoger> I hope hallow comes soon :( i have no friends to talk to lol
09:40 <Habblet> how do I make it so the coins appear as 0
09:41 <Dogfoger> hmm
09:41 <Dogfoger> just N/A?
09:42 <Dogfoger> it's so weird having so little people in the chat lol
09:42 <Habblet>
09:44 <Dogfoger> kewl
09:45 <Dogfoger> I can't wait for rs03
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09:51 <Dogfoger> gee
09:51 <Dogfoger> that was nice matt
09:51 <Coelacanth0794> hi
09:51 <Dogfoger> ermahgerd coel
09:51 <Dogfoger> chat has been so dead
09:51 <Coelacanth0794> ok
09:57 <Coelacanth0794> oculus wont work :S
09:58 <Coelacanth0794> k so i'm seeing todaqy the hand mask emote is the gashed, pus-filled hand
09:58 <Coelacanth0794> yesterday was the black marks
09:59 <Coelacanth0794> does it randomize?
09:59 <Habblet> Well maybe
09:59 <Habblet> there are more than one model of crawling hand
10:00 <Coelacanth0794> jagex logic, removes randomizers, adds a new one the next day
10:01 <Habblet> lol
10:05 <Dogfoger> i only need another 235k runecrafting experience!
10:05 <Habblet> Cool
10:06 <Dogfoger> i'm going to be at runespan for the whole fucking day -.-
10:06 <Coelacanth0794> okay
10:06 <Habblet> Coel
10:06 <Habblet> nvm
10:06 <Coelacanth0794> k
10:06 <Habblet> Orb doesn't work ;-;
10:07 <Coelacanth0794> that's correct
10:07 <Coelacanth0794> wouldve oculused the slayer trophy heads by now
10:10 <Habblet> [[Crawling hand]]
10:10 <Habblet> I can do that one
10:12 <Coelacanth0794> i have that one :P
10:12 <Coelacanth0794> have all 3 of the masks i got now
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10:12 <Battleben> I love [[Dagon'hai monk]]s
10:12 <Coelacanth0794> still not eoc'd i assume
10:12 <Coelacanth0794> 800 lp max hit 1
10:13 <Battleben> Yeah.
10:13 <Battleben> 880 lp actually
10:13 <Coelacanth0794> meh
10:13 <Coelacanth0794> i slay them every so often, never seen robes yet
10:14 <Dogfoger> oopd
10:14 <Dogfoger> Is Hallow still in Brazil?
10:15 <Battleben> Dunno
10:15 <Dogfoger> hmm
10:15 <Dogfoger> Well she's probably at school
10:19 <Coelacanth0794> hrm
10:19 <Coelacanth0794> no more masks yet
10:19 <Coelacanth0794> though i think the 2 masks i'm missing i have heads in my house already
10:30 <Dogfoger> argh
10:36 <Battleben> Easter is out in 07scape, yay
10:45 <Dogfoger> where?
10:53 <Dogfoger> [[Law rune]]
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10:58 <A Level 2 Cow> Hey guys
10:58 <Haidro> Hi
10:58 <A Level 2 Cow> Anyone have spare membership? 
10:58 <A Level 2 Cow> I lost my 30 dollars :(
10:59 <A Level 2 Cow> Ill pay 3m
10:59 <A Level 2 Cow> Cash
10:59 <Haidro> Come on now, you know not to talk about that here
10:59 <A Level 2 Cow> Ohh darn forgot about that
11:01 <Coelacanth0794> omfg
11:01 <Coelacanth0794> try to print off 1 page for homework, everything needs replacement ever
11:01 <A Level 2 Cow> NOOOO!!!!
11:05 <Dogfoger> wow
11:05 <Dogfoger> chat filled up fast
11:05 <Dogfoger> ALCHEZ :D:D:D
11:06 <Alchez> DOG, MA MAN :D
11:06 <A Level 2 Cow> MOOO
11:10 <Alchez> Should it be 'a euphemism' or 'an euphemism'?
11:11 <Haidro> a historian an historian
11:11 <Alchez> So 'a'?
11:12 <AnselaJonla> a
11:13 <AnselaJonla> "Metaphors, such as "beat the meat," "choke the chicken," "take a dump", "drain the main vein", etc." - you can tell this article was written primarily by men
11:15 <Alchez> Can anyone please confirm if you need 50 essence, rune or pure, for [[Priest in Peril]]?
11:15 <Haidro> When I did it it was 50
11:16 <AnselaJonla> Sorry, did that quest years ago
11:17 <Alchez> Got a couple of edits saying it's 50 pure ess, not 25.
11:17 <Alchez> But they're not saying if it's on the EoC or Old School servers..
11:20 <Haidro> k night nao
11:20 <Haidro> c ya
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11:35 <Alchez> Ansela, why remove the stuff on IAotM?
11:35 <AnselaJonla> Toolbelt crap doesn't need to be listed
11:35 <AnselaJonla> You have it already, you don't need to tell people to bring it with them
11:36 <Alchez> Yeah, but its a pre-2007 quest.
11:36 <Alchez> Old School people are constantly gonna add it.
11:36 <AnselaJonla> Then revert it
11:36 <AnselaJonla> Because this is NOT the 07 wiki
11:36 <Alchez> Tell me about it.
11:36 <Alchez> I've reverted ~100 edits since 07scape.
11:36 <A Level 2 Cow> I own 1001 Potatoes 
11:37 <A Level 2 Cow> Anyway cya guys gtg
11:37 <Atheist723> Just because you know they would continue editing the wrong wiki you are keeping it in the wrong state?
11:37 <A Level 2 Cow> Cya'
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11:37 <Alchez> Athe, it's mentioned under toolbelt.
11:37 <AnselaJonla> Why did you remove my rewording of Mol's note about toolbelt?
11:38 <Alchez> Doesn't look good on the quest page.
11:38 <Alchez> And seems unnecessary.
11:38 <AnselaJonla> I italicised it to make it look obviously separate from the actual list of items
11:39 <AnselaJonla> The constant addition of toolbelt items to the items needed lists, and the actions of editors like you who enable it, prove otherwise
11:39 <AnselaJonla> - Athe, how does that look?
11:40 <Alchez> I don't like mentioning it either.
11:40 <AnselaJonla> And yet you do anyway
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11:40 <Alchez> That's the only way I thought anons would keep away.
11:40 <Atheist723> Looking good, Ansela.
11:40 <Alchez> No harm to EoC players either.
11:40 <AnselaJonla> And really, you can't totally blame 07, since you were doing it months before those servers were even announced
11:41 <Alchez> That was before I knew toolbelt gets filled for everyone.
11:41 <Alchez> If you look through my edits, you'll find me removing those sections from guides.
11:43 <AnselaJonla> Alchez, does the template look better now I've added the italics?
11:43 <Alchez> A bit, yeah.
11:43 <Alchez> Just removing the space in 'tool belt'
11:49 <Alchez> Afk, watching the Dexter finale.
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11:55 <OriginalSubdazed> hey
11:56 <Thejman12> hi
12:02 <Dogfoger> yikes
12:02 <Dogfoger> i'm getting fat o.o
12:03 <Coelacanth0794> wat
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12:05 <Dogfoger> i have the sudden urge to play pokemon
12:05 <Dogfoger> TO THE GAMEBOY COLOR!
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12:05 <Dogfoger> *cavalry charge music*
12:08 <Dogfoger> My gameboy color has been faithful to me for 10 years
12:08 <Dogfoger> A toast! To another ten!
12:09 <Dogfoger> lolol, barely fits in my hand anymore ^^
12:10 <Evoker Leon> Wow 5 years now, since i didnt play my gameboy lol
12:17 <Thejman12> hmm... how do i get cursor images from the game?
12:20 <Coelacanth0794> is the internal battery still workinh dogfoger
12:22 <AnselaJonla> Colour was the last generation to use separate batteries, I thought?
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12:25 <AnselaJonla> Hi
12:26 <IFrayzer> hi
12:26 <Coelacanth0794>
12:27 <IFrayzer> im poor as hell... 400k
12:28 <Dogfoger> Um
12:28 <Dogfoger> Coel
12:29 <Dogfoger> To answer your question
12:29 <Dogfoger> Just barely
12:29 <Dogfoger> It switches off at random times
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12:29 <TonyBest100> hey guys
12:30 <Battleben> [[File:Magic_egg_emote.gif]]
12:30 <Battleben> Yay.
12:31 <Coelacanth0794> ocool
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12:37 <Juvialoxar> hi
12:40 -!- Juvialoxar has left Special:Chat.
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12:51 <AnselaJonla> Did anyone get a pm from Juvialoxar?
12:51 <Coelacanth0794> inb4 [[eblis]] will be zaros' host body
12:53 <TonyBest100> I did
12:53 <Demise36> ripoff
12:53 <Demise36> i cant only buy spins with a game card
12:53 <Demise36> :_:
12:53 <Coelacanth0794> :s
12:53 <Demise36> need it for bandos outfit
12:54 <Demise36> its either membership+spins
12:54 <Demise36> or runecsoins+spins
12:54 <Demise36> coins*
12:54 <Demise36> :_:
12:54 <AnselaJonla> Was it a legit one or a roleplay attempt, Tony?
12:54 <Demise36> SPIN IT TO WIN IT
12:54 <TonyBest100> It was asking if I read comics
12:54 <Demise36> awmg got the skypouncer outfit
12:54 <Demise36> kewl
12:55 <Coelacanth0794> grz
12:55 <Coelacanth0794> i'd oculus you, but... yno
12:56 <Demise36> its still broken?
12:56 <Demise36> :_:
12:56 <Coelacanth0794> yes
12:56 <Demise36> lame
12:57 <Demise36> guess i will have to zoom in on the warband guys then
12:57 <Demise36> someone will pay....
12:57 <Demise36> and its you
12:58 <Evoker Leon> From membership card?
12:58 <Coelacanth0794> jagex mucked up the oculus
12:58 <Demise36> saving these spins for the weekend
12:59 <Coelacanth0794> trying to use it results in an unescapable black screen
12:59 <Coelacanth0794> need to force refresh the window
13:00 <Evoker Leon> What would happen in the weekend?
13:00 <TonyBest100> well, from what i gather they'll be adding something to the squeal again on the weekend
13:01 <Demise36> i cant recolour the outfit?
13:01 <Demise36> what treachery is this!
13:01 <Evoker Leon> Lol
13:02 <Coelacanth0794> wut
13:03 <Evoker Leon> He said he cant recolour the skypouncer outfit.
13:03 <Coelacanth0794> i know
13:04 <Evoker Leon> Ok.
13:10 <Battleben> Rewrote [[Easter Bunny]]
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13:14 <Demise36> what should i buy for 429 runecoins
13:17 <Coelacanth0794> all the titles
13:17 <Coelacanth0794> nah idk
13:17 <TonyBest100> screw the titles lol
13:17 <TonyBest100> go for the sky jump teleport :P
13:17 <Demise36> might save it incase a bandosian outfit comes
13:18 <TonyBest100> about the bandosian outfit... theres one relating to the warbands coming on friday to the squeal :P
13:18 <Coelacanth0794> iirc it said somewhere they are doing sof with warbands
13:18 <Coelacanth0794> yeah tony
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13:18 <Coelacanth0794> nice santa ignis
13:19 <Ignis438> thx....
13:19 <Ignis438> nice moustache....
13:19 <Demise36> i shall save every spin i get
13:19 <Demise36> for bandos
13:19 <AnselaJonla> Every non-daily spin :P
13:20 <Demise36> i cant save daily spins?
13:20 <Demise36> @[email protected]
13:21 <TonyBest100> nope lol
13:21 <Demise36> Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
13:22 <TonyBest100> Can someone block this guy;
13:29 <Alchez> Rune equipment require level 50, right?
13:29 <AnselaJonla> Yes
13:29 <AnselaJonla> Another fucking change?
13:29 <Alchez> Yeah, rune halberd.
13:30 <TonyBest100> srsly, how many times do we have to revert the change until they get it through their thick skulls that it needs 50 atk/def to use now
13:34 -!- Juvialoxar has left Special:Chat.
13:35 <AnselaJonla> Seriously, why does he keep popping in and out like that?
13:35 <Coelacanth0794> what the fuck
13:36 <Coelacanth0794> they have spambots getting top comment
13:36 <Coelacanth0794>
13:37 <TonyBest100> I dunno, all i bet juvia is looking for is someone who is willing to RP, and if they cant find anyone they just go off
13:37 <TonyBest100> ironically enough before they signed off this time they immediately messaged me again, just saying hi thats all :P
13:40 <Alchez> Damn, Dexter should be dead or behind bars..
13:40 <Alchez> ..but he should also be free.
13:43 <Coelacanth0794> class
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13:45 <Neitiznot> Due to my superior knowledge on how to use the internet, I clicked the link. I don't think I should have done that. 
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13:50 <Neitiznot> Hey Ty
13:51 <TyA> Hii
13:53 <Neitiznot> /afk
13:53 <Neitiznot> Let me refresh chat
13:53 <Neitiznot> The chax disappeared. It worked earlier
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14:00 <Dogfoger> well well well
14:00 <Dogfoger> Ajr.
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14:00 <Neitiznot> Dogfoger's plotting something violent
14:00 <Neitiznot> Probably
14:00 <Dogfoger> Of course I am
14:01 <Neitiznot> ^ that isn't sarcasm I'm sure
14:01  * Dogfoger sharpens the axe.
14:01 <Neitiznot> (being serious)
14:01 <Dogfoger> So am I.
14:01 <Ajraddatz> Herro
14:01 <Dogfoger> lol
14:02 <Dogfoger> the adverts on my computer have got to the point where they're fighting with each other
14:02 <Dogfoger> One is overlapping the other ^^
14:02 <Neitiznot> On your computer or on a webpage
14:03 <Neitiznot> Ty how could you do this
14:03 <Dogfoger> On this page
14:03 <Joeytje50> poor zammyO_o
14:04 <Joeytje50> btw
14:04 <Joeytje50> zammy is a boi
14:04 <Joeytje50> y he refer to him as she
14:04 <Neitiznot> I got an advert on the Wikia main page (as in that gave me a trojan
14:04 <Neitiznot> TY IS LYING
14:04 <Neitiznot> BLOCK ALL VSTF
14:04 <Ajraddatz> im on it
14:06 <TyA> oh noes
14:06 <TyA> y u fine out mah plans
14:06 <Ajraddatz> bwahahahahahhahahahha
14:07 <TyA> Joey: A lot of people on other wikis tend to refer to be as a she, which is weird since I thought the golden rule of the internet was to assume everyone was male
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14:07 <Dogfoger> wait what neit
14:07 <Neitiznot> Regardless 
14:07 <Neitiznot> BLOCK ALL VSTF
14:07 <Dogfoger> oh
14:07 <Dogfoger> wow my mind is fucked up
14:07 <Neitiznot> They laugh "evil"
14:08 <Dogfoger> when you said trojan my mind jumped to the OTHER trojan
14:08 <Dogfoger> not the virus
14:08 <Neitiznot> Hi Hofmic, Hi Habblet
14:08 <TyA> being unblockable makes that hard though Neit D:
14:08 <Dogfoger> wow
14:08 <Ajraddatz> i can do it
14:08 <Ajraddatz> hahahahahahhaa
14:08 <Habblet> Heya
14:08 <Neitiznot> That's a shame because you laugh evil
14:08 <Dogfoger> right
14:08 <Ajraddatz> gimme an abusefilter and a sysop flag
14:08 <Dogfoger> my mind = blown
14:08 <Ajraddatz> I will block all the vstfs
14:08 <Habblet> [[War bands]]
14:09 <Dogfoger> I was just talking about hofmic yesterday o.o
14:09 <Neitiznot> You really shouldn't ban everyone from the chat though
14:09 <Neitiznot> It's rude!
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14:10 <Hofmic> Yesterday? That was ages ago
14:10 <Dogfoger> Yeah
14:10 <Dogfoger> But you haven't been seen for a year
14:10 <Neitiznot> Not a year
14:10 -!- Hofmic has left Special:Chat.
14:10 <Dogfoger> Which is longer than yesterday
14:11 -!- Hofmic has joined Special:Chat
14:11 <Dogfoger> More or less a year, ok?
14:11 <Hofmic> A year? Bollocks. Three months and twenty eight days.
14:11 <Joeytje50> dis sucks
14:11 <Omega Delta> A link to a transculensy guide please.
14:11 <Neitiznot> Keeping track?
14:11 <Joeytje50> I can't get chat pings set up in S:C @07
14:11 <Neitiznot> Urbancowgurl777 has one
14:11 <Neitiznot> Lemme check.
14:12 <Dogfoger> Hmm
14:12 <Dogfoger> Has it only been 3 months?
14:12 <Omega Delta> I know but i cant find it >:L
14:12 <Dogfoger> and 28 days
14:12 <Omega Delta> I hav3nt been on this chat for a long time
14:12 <Omega Delta> Mostly because i hate most of the people.
14:12 <Neitiznot> ^ they ban everyone for no reason
14:12 <Omega Delta> Huh?
14:13 <Neitiznot> Yay tab crashed
14:13 <Neitiznot> Can't find it
14:13 <Omega Delta> What do you mean they ban everyone
14:13 <Neitiznot> Never mind
14:13 <Omega Delta> If they havent banned me then it must be a miracle
14:13 <Dogfoger> EEK
14:13 <Omega Delta> I'm not a very liked person
14:14 <Dogfoger> I pressed some button and now everything went big 0.0
14:14 <Dogfoger> Omega, you and me both ;D
14:14 <Dogfoger> fixed it
14:14 <Neitiznot> Dog got phalanxed or whatever it's called
14:14 <Dogfoger> I DID NOT
14:14 <Dogfoger> Wikia made an all mighty fuck up
14:14 <Dogfoger> twice
14:15 <Neitiznot> Them staff and VSTF, they all should be blocked
14:15 <Hofmic> :o
14:15 <Hofmic> :( .
14:15 <Omega Delta> Dog i mean the wrong people dislike me
14:15 <Omega Delta> Which is bad
14:15 <Dogfoger> Me too
14:16 <Dogfoger> All the elder people hate me
14:16 <Dogfoger> Kane, Ansela, Fergs
14:16 <Omega Delta> Ansela hates me to the depth of her heart
14:16 <Dogfoger> Ansela hates everyone
14:16 <Dogfoger> Because we're all "illiterate idiots"
14:16 <Omega Delta> Well,i'm special to her
14:16 <Neitiznot> No, I'm illiterate
14:16 <Omega Delta> She thinks i hate the fact that she adopts stray animals
14:16 <Dogfoger>
14:16 <Hofmic> What? No!
14:17 <Hofmic> Just you
14:17 <Dogfoger> I don't adopt them, I foster them
14:17 <Hofmic> My keyboard wont tkiypee
14:17 <Neitiznot> Sniffing cats? Tartar sauce.
14:17 <Dogfoger> Then give them to people at my school
14:17 <Neitiznot> Get it, anyone?
14:17 <Dogfoger> no
14:17 <Neitiznot> You don't know who Tard is?
14:17 <Dogfoger> 0 yes
14:17 <Neitiznot> Grumpy Cat?
14:18 <Hofmic> Nope. Allergic to cats.
14:18 <Omega Delta> Tardar Sauce is the cat's name
14:18 <Dogfoger>
14:18 <Neitiznot> ^
14:18 <Neitiznot> No not dog's link
14:18 <Hofmic> Ok, not cats. Just frowns.
14:18 <Hofmic> Allergic to frowns.
14:18 <Neitiznot> You're allergic to frowns?
14:18 <Omega Delta> Famous for looking grumpy
14:19 <Hofmic> Yup
14:19 <Hofmic> Frowns are bad.
14:19 <Omega Delta> Tardar reminds me of Kristen Stewart
14:19 <Omega Delta> No emotion
14:19 <Hofmic> She smiled once. When Jennifer Lawrence got an oscar.
14:19 <Omega Delta> Happy=angry angry=angry
14:19 <Hofmic> Who couldn't?
14:19 <Omega Delta> orgasm=angry
14:19 <Omega Delta> sad=angry
14:19 <Hofmic> What? Orgasms are [email protected]
14:19 <Neitiznot> ^amazing topic
14:20 <Hofmic> Yes, yes it is.
14:20 <Neitiznot> Definitely.
14:20 <AnselaJonla> And this chat just dropped back into the gutter from whence it came
14:20 <Hofmic> About time you woke up AnselaJonla
14:20 <Neitiznot> Back to rioting
14:20 <Omega Delta> Imgur.
14:20 <Hofmic> Hi :)
14:20 <Omega Delta> I kinda hate imgur.
14:20 <Joeytje50> nou
14:20 <Omega Delta> Because everyone makes those PUNS.
14:20 <Demise36> why is every wilderness warband saradominst?
14:20 <Demise36> :_:
14:20 <Neitiznot> Those puns are the internet
14:20 <Omega Delta> Im sick and tired of all those puns
14:21 <Hofmic> /thread
14:21 <Omega Delta> Let us rest in peace god damn puns
14:21 <Dogfoger>
14:21 <Neitiznot> You won't like 9gag then
14:21 <Neitiznot> Who actually would like 9gag anyway
14:21 <Hofmic> 9gag? You mean "steal everything from reddit and slap out logo on it "gag?
14:22 <Neitiznot> No, it goes from Reddit to Digg to 4chan to 9gag
14:22 <Hofmic> We don't talk about 4chan here.
14:22 <Neitiznot> Well, 4chan's /b/ board
14:23 <Omega Delta> 4CHAN
14:23 <Omega Delta> UR DEAD MOAFOCKA
14:23 <AnselaJonla> New GoT and DW this weekend!
14:23 <Omega Delta> 4chan holds my childhood and my worst memories.
14:23 <Hofmic> A Whovian?
14:23 <Hofmic> Oh, yes!
14:23 <Omega Delta> Well i lurked 4chan too much one day and i saw something that broke one of 4chan's rules
14:23 <Hofmic> Do you like the new companion, AnselaJonla?
14:24 <Neitiznot> I never go on 4chan for a reason
14:24 <AnselaJonla> She seems interesting
14:24 <Dogfoger> lol poor ansela, trying to change the subject
14:24 <Omega Delta> You're probably talking about me.
14:24 <AnselaJonla> Unfortunately I will not be able to watch DW on Saturday, due to prior commitments
14:24 <Omega Delta> I'm not interesting.
14:24 <Hofmic> But I like this subject..
14:26 <AnselaJonla> Did you hear the rumour that Matt Smith is leaving the show at Christmas?
14:28 <Dogfoger> hmm
14:29 <AnselaJonla> Hm, anyone got any ugthanki kebabs?
14:30 <Neitiznot> (fp)
14:30 <AnselaJonla> Which of our resident ignoramuses was that again?
14:30 <Neitiznot> [[User:Mart456t]]
14:31 <Hofmic> Well... that went poorly. Tried to unplug my keyboard and ended up reseting the CMOS. Switched out of AHCI mode, so blue screened until I fixed that...
14:31 <AnselaJonla> oops
14:32 <Hofmic> And AnselaJonla, I won't mind. I liked Matt Smith, but Tennant was always better in my mind.
14:32 <Hofmic> Allons-y?
14:32 <Hofmic> But really, the next doctor needs to be female. And red-head.
14:32 <Neitiznot> I thought the Doctor couldn't regenerate anymore?
14:32 <AnselaJonla> He's only on his 11th life
14:33 <Neitiznot> He's getting younger and more immature each time he regenerates
14:34 <AnselaJonla> Time Lords are only meant to have 13 but Ciph says River somehow gave him the remainder of her lives, and there is speculation that 13 lives was an artificial restriction that no longer applies now that Gallifrey is no more
14:34 <Dogfoger> lol
14:34 <Dogfoger> neit
14:34 <Dogfoger> ike
14:34 <Dogfoger> ikr*
14:35 <Neitiznot> I wouldn't agree with the latter
14:35 <Dogfoger> Neit
14:35 <Neitiznot> Yes
14:35 <Hofmic> Isn't Gallifrey still just time-locked, though?
14:35 <Dogfoger> I later went on to say "I must go now. I have an appointment with my Sangoma."
14:36 <Neitiznot> (fp)
14:36 <Hofmic> wut?
14:37 <Neitiznot> Why would you say that
14:37 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
14:37 <Dogfoger> [[User:Dogfoger]]
14:37 <Dogfoger> The second chat image
14:37 <Dogfoger> And because it's funny
14:39 <Neitiznot> Its. It doesn't have an apostrophe I think. But I'm borderline illiterate, so I have no clue >_>
14:39 <AnselaJonla>
14:39 <Hofmic> My... eyes...
14:39 <Hofmic> Exterminate...
14:40 <AnselaJonla> Neitiznot - if you can put "it is" into the sentence and have it mean the same thing, then "it's" is correct
14:40 <Dogfoger> Was gonna say that
14:40 <Dogfoger> Because it is funny
14:40 <Neitiznot> No, on his user page
14:40 <Neitiznot> "Ignorance at it's finest"
14:40 <Dogfoger> where?
14:40 <Dogfoger> oh
14:40 <Neitiznot> Not what he just said
14:40 <Dogfoger> NOOOOO
14:40 <Neitiznot> ^
14:40  * Dogfoger edits
14:40 <Neitiznot> And update your userpage
14:40 <Neitiznot> You have 96 Magic now
14:41 <Neitiznot> cape person. 
14:41 <Dogfoger> i have 97
14:41 <Dogfoger> and wow
14:41 <Hofmic> Quest capes are cool. Or were.
14:41 <Dogfoger> That is so fucking ironic
14:41 <Joeytje50> qpcaep ftw
14:41 <Joeytje50> (qp)
14:41 <Dogfoger> I was ignorant to the fact that I had made a mistake ^^
14:41 <Dogfoger> (qp) . (qp)
14:41 <Hofmic> (y)
14:41 <Neitiznot> (quest) _ (quest)
14:42 <Dogfoger> stupid apostrophe 
14:42 <Joeytje50> why is fletching so slow compared to fm
14:42 <Dogfoger> Because they are nothing alike?
14:42 <Neitiznot> Because Fletching is nooby 
14:42 <Joeytje50> is it cus firemaking is ABSOLUTELY useless?
14:42 <Dogfoger> The one is creation and the other is destruction
14:43 <Joeytje50> Dogfoger: it's both the direct followup of wc
14:43 <Dogfoger> WC is also destruction
14:43 <Joeytje50> you can't train either without buying logs or cutting them yourself
14:43 <Neitiznot> Firemaking is fast xp because you don't gain much from it
14:43 <Neitiznot> To balance it out
14:43 <Dogfoger> i hope they all die from their chainsaws going haywire
14:43 <Neitiznot> Irl?
14:43 <Dogfoger> yes
14:44 <Neitiznot> I understand logging at sustainable rates
14:44 <Hofmic> Firemaking isn't useless! If you're stuck in the middle of nowhere and it's -20 degrees, that fire could save your -- oh, RuneScape. Yeah, firemaking is worthless
14:44 <Neitiznot> ^
14:44 <Neitiznot> -20 degrees what?
14:44 <Dogfoger> Canada
14:44 <Neitiznot> Explains a lot
14:44 <Hofmic> Yup, Canada.
14:44 <Hofmic> Current temperature... -17
14:45 <Dogfoger> Only someone with 99 Firemaking can light a fire in -20 
14:45 <Hofmic> Oops, -19
14:45 <Joeytje50> °F or °C
14:45 <Neitiznot> ^ >_>
14:45 <Hofmic> Does it matter at this point? 
14:45 <Neitiznot> Yes
14:45 <Dogfoger> Yes
14:45 <Joeytje50> ya
14:45 <Dogfoger> Alot
14:45 <Neitiznot> ^
14:45 <Neitiznot> The measurements are different by a lot
14:45 <Joeytje50> (qc) WolframAlpha: "convert -19 degrees Fahrenheit to degrees Celsius" = -28.3333 degrees Celsius.
14:45 <Joeytje50> (qc) WolframAlpha: "convert -19 degrees Celsius to degrees Fahrenheit" = -2.2 degrees Fahrenheit.
14:45 <Hofmic> Either one is winter, Joey
14:45 <Joeytje50> yes
14:45 <Neitiznot> Not in the UK it isn't
14:45 <Joeytje50> but not either one will kill you
14:45 <Hofmic> And Celsius, of course. The superior scale.
14:46 <Neitiznot> Winter here is like 10 degrees celsius
14:46 <Joeytje50> you can survive -19C
14:46 <Joeytje50> but -28C would be very very very cold
14:46 <Hofmic> Naked?
14:46 <Neitiznot> No
14:46 <Joeytje50> I believe it's polar temperatures
14:46 <AnselaJonla> And then "spring" is fucking freezing, snowy and windy, Nez
14:46 <Neitiznot> ^
14:46 <Joeytje50> no, with normal american/european coats
14:46 <Neitiznot> British weather for you
14:46 <Joeytje50> so not those inuit coats
14:46 <Joeytje50> but in a normal wintercoat, you can survive -19
14:47 <Neitiznot> "Inuit coats"
14:47 <Hofmic> -19 C is still freaking cold. Source: it's -19 C
14:47 <Joeytje50> but you can't survive -28
14:47 <Dogfoger> Here in suuny South Africa, the coldest I've ever felt is -4 C
14:47 <Neitiznot> Whoa
14:47 <Joeytje50> yes -19 is freaking cold
14:47 <AnselaJonla> KILL THE WARM PERSON!!!
14:47 <Joeytje50> but -28 is killing
14:47 <Hofmic> Pfft, I've survived -40 weather. At that point, it doesn't matter if it's F or C.
14:47 <Dogfoger> Buy have any of you ever felt 40 C?
14:47 <Neitiznot> I have
14:47 <Dogfoger> Joey
14:47 <Neitiznot> It isn't that bad
14:47 <AnselaJonla> Yes
14:47 <Dogfoger> l2beargrills
14:47 <Neitiznot> is
14:47 <Joeytje50> no because -40 = -40
14:47 <AnselaJonla> In Florida, in California and in a heatwave here
14:47 <Joeytje50> (qc) WolframAlpha: "convert -40 degrees Fahrenheit to degrees Celsius" = -40. degrees Celsius.
14:47 <Joeytje50> ^
14:48 <Dogfoger> I never said -40 joey
14:48 <Neitiznot> Anyone else locked themselves in a freezer before?
14:48 <Dogfoger> I said 40
14:48 <Joeytje50> [15:47:24] <Hofmic> Pfft, I've survived -40 weather. At that point, it doesn't matter if it's F or C.
14:48 <Joeytje50> Hofmic did
14:48 <Dogfoger> oh
14:49 <Hofmic> Saskatchewan, Canada. Coldest recorded temperature:  −56.7. Hottest recorded temperature: 45.
14:49 <Dogfoger> I think the highest I've felt is 43 C
14:49 <Dogfoger> That was a heatwave
14:49 <Dogfoger> big one
14:49 <Dogfoger> The fans did literally nothing
14:49 <Dogfoger> FLUUGELGLOOGEN
14:50 <AnselaJonla> Dog, is AC a common thing down there?
14:50 <Hofmic> Someone get Dogfoger into the shade. The sun is making him ramble.
14:50 <Dogfoger> Um
14:50 <Dogfoger> Yeah but only in offices
14:50 <AnselaJonla> Also, does anyone have any ugthanki kebabs in game?
14:50 <Dogfoger> Nobody has enough money for home AC
14:50 <Hofmic> My parents' house has no AC. Ancient 80 year old thing. My uni dorms are nicely climate controlled, though.
14:50 <Joeytje50> Dogfoger: was it moist 43 or dry 43
14:50 <AnselaJonla> Home AC isn't a thing here either, Dog
14:50 <Neitiznot> ^
14:50 <Dogfoger> I don't remember
14:51 <Joeytje50> when it's moist weather it feels a LOT warmer than dry weather
14:51 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
14:51 <Hofmic> Hey TonyBest100! Welcome to the chat!
14:51 <AnselaJonla> Americans and Canadians are so spoiled, expecting houses to come with such a thing
14:51 <TonyBest100> Guys, the orb works again
14:51 <Neitiznot> The warmest it has been where I live is about 27 degrees Celsius
14:51 <Hofmic> Oh, hey The Mol Man
14:51 <Neitiznot> And that was a heatwave
14:51 <Joeytje50> I'd rather have dry 43 than moist 35
14:51 <Demise36> the orb works again?
14:51 <Joeytje50> HI MOL CAEK
14:51 <The Mol Man> I was compared tou you yesterday, hoffers
14:51 <Demise36> i just took an image of the armadylean archon
14:51 <Demise36> @[email protected]
14:51 <Neitiznot> Humidity ftl
14:51 <Demise36> lemme grab the orb
14:51 <Hofmic> Canadians aren't spoiled. It's just you die if you don't have heating and overheat if you don't have AC
14:51 <Dogfoger> Joey
14:51 <Dogfoger> I'm not one to remember if things are moist or dry
14:51 <Hofmic> Actually, the heat kills a few people every year..
14:51 <Dogfoger> oh god
14:52 <Dogfoger> that came out so wrong
14:52  * Dogfoger wears DUNCE
14:52 <Hofmic> Compared to me, Mol? To what subject did I owe this honour to?
14:52 <AnselaJonla> Tony, do you have any ugthanki kebabs?
14:53 <TonyBest100> No why?
14:53 <AnselaJonla>
14:53 <Neitiznot> Nobody has ugthanki kebabs at this rate
14:53 <Dogfoger> Nobody asked a question, Tony
14:53 <AnselaJonla> I suspect that the first IP is in fact correct
14:53 <Dogfoger> No
14:53 <TonyBest100> the first IP is correct, they changed it in last weeks update mentioned in the patch notes
14:53 <Dogfoger> You do say Yummy and Scrummy
14:54 <Neitiznot> When do the VSTFs get blocked
14:54 <The Mol Man> never
14:54 <Dogfoger> wow
14:54 <The Mol Man> unless there's politics involved
14:54 <Dogfoger> when did mol arrive
14:54 <Neitiznot> I've been waiting 21 whole days
14:54 <AnselaJonla> Dog, I think the first IP is correct due to the fact that ugthanki kebab phrases could be used for gambling the way toy horsey phrases were
14:54 <TonyBest100> heres last weeks patch notes
14:54 <The Mol Man> * cough * charitwo * cough*
14:54 <Neitiznot> ^
14:54 <TonyBest100> "Players will now only say "Yum!" when eating an Ugthanki kebab, rather than having a random chance of saying other phrases.
14:54 <TonyBest100> "
14:54 <Neitiznot> Didn't he help block TLUL or something?
14:55 <The Mol Man> are gamblers really that fucking pathetic?
14:55 <Neitiznot> With Uberfuzzy?
14:55 <Hofmic> Why'd they change that?
14:55 <The Mol Man> he blocked the bot
14:55 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
14:55 <TonyBest100> because it could end up being used for player run games of chance
14:55 <AnselaJonla> As part of their anti-gambling stamp-out
14:55 <AnselaJonla> [[Gambling]]
14:55 <TonyBest100> The same goes for the god books preaching phrase
14:55 <AnselaJonla> All but one of those hot-fixes were anti-gambling measures, lol
14:56 <AnselaJonla> And they fixed the dunge one already as well
14:56 <Hofmic> Hey mol, why'd they compare you to me?
14:56 <The Mol Man> ask the man himself
14:56 <The Mol Man> dogfoger, speak up
14:56 <Neitiznot> He left?
14:56 <The Mol Man> it's in the logs
14:56 <Neitiznot> [[RS:C/L]]
14:57 <The Mol Man> just ctrl f your nae
14:57 <The Mol Man> name*
14:57 <TonyBest100> wtf, either I suffered a graphical bug there now, or before I used the fairy ring at edgeville one of the burnt ground pieces near it started to glow
14:57 <Neitiznot> Sarcastic person.
14:57 <The Mol Man> Tony
14:57 <The Mol Man> go home
14:57 <The Mol Man> you're drunk
14:57 <TonyBest100> No im srs, i did see it sorta glow
14:58 <TonyBest100> i got a screenshot as proof :P
14:58 <Neitiznot> Photoshop'd
14:58 <TonyBest100> No, not photoshopped
14:58 <TonyBest100> I dont even have photoshop on this laptop
14:58 <The Mol Man> GIMP'd
14:59 <Hofmic> Ok, secret is out, me and The Mol Man are actually the same person.
14:59 <Neitiznot> No
14:59 <Hofmic> Or more accurately, we're clones
14:59 <Hofmic> He's my clone
14:59 <TonyBest100> Don't have GIMP either
14:59 <Neitiznot> [[User:EpicPancakes]]
14:59 <Hofmic> But he'll try and convince you I'm his clone
14:59 <Hofmic> BUT IT'S A LIE
14:59 <Hofmic> Don't believe him
14:59 <Neitiznot> May the odds be ever in your favour
14:59 <Hofmic> If he tries to ask any tricky questions, just shoot him.
14:59 <Neitiznot> Ooh Cyriak link I see
14:59 <Demise36> i shall image spam warband bandits
14:59 <The Mol Man> pancake's is my copy, hofmic
15:00 <Hofmic> Lies all around. You sit on a throne of lies!
15:00 <The Mol Man> you wouldn't know image spam if you drowned in it, demise
15:00 <Dogfoger> hofmic
15:00 <Dogfoger> wait
15:00 <Neitiznot> Game of Thrones
15:00 <Dogfoger> before I make myself look like an idiot
15:00 <Dogfoger> someone update the logs please
15:00 <TonyBest100>
15:00 <TonyBest100> see, thats the weird glitch i seen :P
15:00 <Hofmic> I did drown in image spam. Those gorram history images...
15:01 <The Mol Man> that's cat urine 
15:01 <Dogfoger> Tony, I see your porn in the backround
15:01 <TonyBest100> thats not porn
15:01 <The Mol Man> ya it is
15:01 <TonyBest100> That background is just raiden from Metal Gear Rising
15:01 <The Mol Man>
15:01 <The Mol Man> that sucks
15:02 <The Mol Man> jagex, l2music
15:02 <Dogfoger> um
15:02 <Dogfoger> mol
15:02 <Dogfoger> ௵
15:02 <Dogfoger> what is that
15:02 <Hofmic> Uh, let's see... how does that go again...
15:02 <Joeytje50> hax
15:02 <Hofmic> !updatelogs
15:02 <Dogfoger> and how did you do it
15:02 <The Mol Man> a numeral
15:02 <RSChatBot> Hofmic: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 319 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
15:02 <Dogfoger> thanks hof
15:02 <The Mol Man> [[User:The Mol Man/HTML|copied it from here]]
15:02 <The Mol Man> o ya joey, i need css help
15:02 <Joeytje50> sup
15:02 <The Mol Man> hold on
15:02 <The Mol Man> it's on an awesome new page
15:03 <Hofmic> Wikipedia has some sexy pages if you want unicode characters
15:03 <The Mol Man> truedat
15:03 <Hofmic>
15:03 <The Mol Man>
15:03 <Dogfoger> Oh
15:03 <Neitiznot> Wikipedia can be vandalized if it has anything to do with me
15:03 <The Mol Man> first off, awesome page, right?
15:03 <Dogfoger> Hofmic, the reason I said you two are similiar
15:03 <Hofmic> I don't even know what language these things are..
15:03 <The Mol Man> second, expand one table
15:03 <Dogfoger> Is because you're both sarcastic
15:03 <Hofmic> He's the clone, Dogfoger
15:03 <The Mol Man> see how the other is centered?
15:03 <Dogfoger> No, you're the clone
15:04 <The Mol Man>
15:04 <Hofmic> If I had some reasonable reason to edit the page, I'd trounce you....
15:04 -!- Vader Lives1 has joined Special:Chat
15:04 <The Mol Man>
15:04  * The Mol Man dances
15:04 <The Mol Man> joey, did you look?
15:04 <Neitiznot> I never got welcomed on Wikipedia :'(
15:05 <Vader Lives1> hello everyone
15:05 <Neitiznot> That's probably because of my contributions >_>
15:05  * Joeytje50 chex
15:05 <Neitiznot> Hia
15:05 <Hofmic> They don't usually welcome spammers, Neitiznot
15:05 <Neitiznot> Hi*
15:05 <The Mol Man> expand one table on the right,joey
15:05 <Neitiznot> No, they block everyone unfairly
15:05 <Neitiznot> And laugh EVIL
15:05 <The Mol Man> the table on te left's header will be centered
15:05 <Neitiznot>
15:05 <Joeytje50> yus
15:05 <The Mol Man> can you get it to allign to the top?
15:06 <The Mol Man> stupid TyA she so meen
15:06 <Neitiznot> ^
15:06 <Dogfoger> I really like this thingy ௵
15:06 <Vader Lives1> that looks kewl
15:06 <Neitiznot> block 4 1 month now
15:06 <The Mol Man>௵ 
15:06 <Dogfoger> When I saw it on the logs I was like, did the bot puke?
15:06 <The Mol Man> it's a numeral
15:06 <Hofmic> ✼
15:06 <Joeytje50> mol
15:06 <Joeytje50> y u do dis
15:06 <Joeytje50> vertical
15:06 <Joeytje50> not verticle
15:06 <The Mol Man> fuck me
15:06 <The Mol Man> it was late at night ;_;
15:07 <Neitiznot> Redirected from []
15:07 <The Mol Man> i also spelled collapsable in the first revision
15:07 <Neitiznot> So very useful.
15:07 <The Mol Man> when in doubt, wikipedia i
15:07 <The Mol Man> it*
15:07 <Hofmic> Oh, these are amazing: Sͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱, g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆, and l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨ
15:07 <Hofmic> And hideous
15:07 <Hofmic> Who the heck speaks these languages?
15:07 <The Mol Man> that makes so much more sense joey <3
15:07 -!- Tiffany183 has joined Special:Chat
15:07 <The Mol Man> those are combining characters
15:08 <Tiffany183> hi what up ppl 
15:08 <The Mol Man> an unnecessary amount of them
15:08 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
15:08 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
15:08 <The Mol Man> btw joey, u like combining char page?
15:08 <Hofmic> Hi Tiffany183! The sky is up!
15:08 <The Mol Man> also joey, I changed my sig
15:08 <The Mol Man> :x
15:08 <Tiffany183> what is up !!
15:08 <Demise36> so hard to orb warband bandits
15:09 <Hofmic> No, "what" is not up, Tiffany183.
15:09 <Neitiznot> Not much.
15:09 <Neitiznot> ^ a normal response.
15:09 <Hofmic> Hi Habblet
15:09 <Tiffany183> tiffany that is my name 
15:09 -!- Neitiznot has left Special:Chat.
15:09 <Hofmic> No, your name is Tiffany183, Tiffany183.
15:09 <Tiffany183> I no that 
15:10 <Tiffany183> tiffany 183 is a cool name ok 
15:10 <The Mol Man> numbers are not cool in names
15:10 <Hofmic> ok.
15:10 <Hofmic> Yes, The Mol Man! Finally someone understands me--- oh, yes.,
15:10 <The Mol Man> dog
15:10 <Dogfoger> mol
15:10 <The Mol Man> ௵ ௫ ன ண ௐ ௸ ౡ ഈ ൠ ෴
15:11 <Dogfoger> nerdgasm
15:11 <Hofmic> I'm gonna need that in hex, mol
15:11 <The Mol Man> that last one, is a period btw෴
15:11 <The Mol Man> [[User:The Mol Man/HTML]]
15:11 <The Mol Man> in decimal unicode
15:11 <The Mol Man> page 3 I believe
15:12 <The Mol Man> page 3 being 02
15:12 <The Mol Man> starts at &#2949;
15:12 <Dogfoger> ൠ
15:12 <Hofmic> Oh, those are painful to look at. Unicode is great in theory, but I hope to god I'll never have to rely on it.
15:12 <Dogfoger> ALIEN
15:12 <The Mol Man> if you need that number converted to hex,
15:12 <Dogfoger> ൠ Puny earthling, prepare to die! ൠ
15:13 <Tiffany183> so how odd are you hofmic 
15:13 <The Mol Man> on a scale from one to ten? yTh
15:13 <Hofmic> I am very odd, Tiffany183, thank you.
15:13 <Dogfoger> On a scale from one to ten, ௵
15:13 <Tiffany183> ok sorry 
15:13 <Tiffany183> I am not I am in the teen !!!
15:13 <Hofmic> No, mol, on a scale of one to ten, A
15:13 <The Mol Man> hofmic
15:14 <The Mol Man> if I am thinking of a number between one and ten, what are the chances that it is 3?
15:14 <The Mol Man> btw dog, that symbol is actually a number
15:14 <Dogfoger> I know
15:14 <Dogfoger> It means 5
15:14 <The Mol Man> lol
15:14 <Joeytje50> on a scale from one to ten, wednesday
15:14 <Hofmic> 100% or I'll break your back, mol/
15:14 <Dogfoger> lol joey
15:14 <Joeytje50> amirite
15:14 <The Mol Man> try again
15:14 <Joeytje50> k
15:14 <Joeytje50> on a scale 1-10: green
15:15 <Hofmic> Actually, 50%. It's either 3 or it isn't.
15:15 <The Mol Man> that's not how yes or no works
15:15 <The Mol Man> you can have a binomial model with a 10% hane of yes
15:15 <Dogfoger> I'm thinking of a number from -20 - 20
15:15 <Habblet> The chances you think in number 3, between 1 and 10, is infinitely low
15:15 <The Mol Man> fuk you c key
15:15 <The Mol Man> no
15:15 <Habblet> Because you can think on 1,1 or 1,11 or 1,111
15:15 <The Mol Man> the answers is 85%
15:15 <Dogfoger> oh my god, my friends say I'm a nerd
15:15 <Habblet> k
15:15 <The Mol Man> I like the number 3
15:16 <Tiffany183> lol
15:16 <Dogfoger> I should take a picture of this
15:16 <Habblet> mol i did it again
15:16 <The Mol Man> binomial models is one of the few things I actually learned from stat
15:16 <Habblet> 1.1, 1.11, 1.111*
15:16 <The Mol Man> do it on a page, and I will have you blocked by joey
15:16 <Hofmic> I did a course on game theory once. I hated it.
15:16 <The Mol Man> then we will laugh and eat caek together
15:16 <Dogfoger> ௺
15:16 <Habblet> nou
15:16 <The Mol Man> and make you watch
15:16 <Joeytje50> wat
15:16 <Habblet> Wait
15:16 <The Mol Man> and you all be like
15:16 <The Mol Man> I want caek
15:16 <Habblet> Is it chocolate cake?
15:16 <Joeytje50> wat did i block?
15:16 <The Mol Man> and me and joey will be no
15:16 <Joeytje50> (caek)
15:16 <Dogfoger> habblet
15:16 <The Mol Man> habblet for saying 2,718 instead of 2.718
15:17 <Dogfoger> there is no such thing as cake
15:17 <Dogfoger> only caek
15:17 <Habblet> Ok
15:17 <Habblet> is it chocolate?
15:17 <Joeytje50> o
15:17 <The Mol Man> cake is a common misspelling of caek
15:17 <Joeytje50> bad habblet
15:17 <Dogfoger> (ccaek)
15:17 <Dogfoger> there
15:17 <The Mol Man> all types, abblet
15:17 <Dogfoger> omg
15:17 <Joeytje50> bad european habbits, Habblet
15:17 <Habblet> All types? With apple?
15:17 <Joeytje50> u see wat I did thar
15:17 <Dogfoger> (pie)
15:17 <Tiffany183> I like 18 my number it is just a cool number 
15:17 <The Mol Man> 89 is better
15:17 <Dogfoger> 73 is the best number
15:17 <Dogfoger> ever
15:17 <The Mol Man> it's a Fibonacci prime
15:18 <The Mol Man> typical big bang fan
15:18 <Dogfoger> Eh?
15:18 <Dogfoger> oh
15:18 <Dogfoger> bbt
15:18 <Tiffany183> y is 73 better number
15:18 <Hofmic> I refuse to be a part of this "system". My favourite number is NaN.
15:18 <Tiffany183> fore 
15:18 <Tiffany183> for
15:18 <Dogfoger> Tiff
15:18 <Dogfoger> FORE!!!
15:18 <The Mol Man> which NaN?
15:18  * Dogfoger ducks
15:18 <The Mol Man> Double.NaN? Integer.NaN?
15:18 <Tiffany183> ok 
15:18 <Tiffany183> lol
15:18 <Dogfoger> Tiffany183, go on wikipedia
15:18 <The Mol Man> long?
15:18 <Hofmic> Uh, unsigned long int
15:19 <The Mol Man> naice
15:19 <Hofmic> I don't believe in negatives
15:19 <Dogfoger> ^ i don't believe in cereal
15:19 <Habblet> When does Hallow get online ;_____;
15:19 <The Mol Man> but then you can't have i...
15:19 <Dogfoger> She died
15:19 <Habblet> NOOOOOOOO
15:19 <The Mol Man> you died
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15:19 <Hofmic> I don't believe in i either. I think it's imaginary.
15:19 <Tiffany183> brb
15:19 <Habblet> Did she respawn
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15:19 <Dogfoger> Nope
15:20 <Dogfoger> She died one too many times
15:20 <The Mol Man> i is best nuber
15:20 <Habblet> I'll negotiate with Harold
15:20 <Dogfoger> Death said "Right. Fuck off, it's your time now."
15:20 <The Mol Man>
15:20 <Hofmic> What is i, The Mol Man? Can you, like, put it in hex form?
15:20 <The Mol Man> ya
15:20 <The Mol Man> it's x0000 + x0001i
15:20 <Hofmic> And not just the letter "i", the ... however you'd describe it.
15:21 <The Mol Man> it'd be stored as 2 hex numbers
15:21 <The Mol Man> one for real, one for imaginary 
15:21 <Hofmic> Mind bending....
15:21 <The Mol Man> look at my temlate
15:21 <Hofmic> I'm allergic to your template.
15:21 <The Mol Man> I can actually perform calculations based off of i
15:21 <The Mol Man> with media wiki
15:21 <Dogfoger> Air bending
15:21 <Dogfoger> water bending
15:21 <Hofmic> Just, like, rotate it, dude!
15:21 <Dogfoger> totally dude
15:21 <Dogfoger> rotate
15:22 <The Mol Man> {{User:The Mol Man/i|2^(3+5i)}} → 2^(3+5i) = -7.5833915731018 - 2.5479741460636i
15:22 <Hofmic> 1, i, -1, -i
15:22 <Hofmic> Something something
15:22 <The Mol Man> and it does polar form
15:22 <Hofmic> What don't you have a template for, mol?
15:22 <The Mol Man> {{User:The Mol Man/i|2^(3+5i)|polar}} → 8e^(-2.8174494043799i)
15:22 <Hofmic> Do you have a template to do my physics homework?
15:23 <The Mol Man> do you need te standard model?
15:23 <The Mol Man>
15:23 <Tiffany183> back
15:23 <The Mol Man>
15:23 <Hofmic> Why on earth would you classify the standard model as "useless"?
15:24 <The Mol Man> I just needed a place to store it
15:24 <Dogfoger> because they have no use on the wiki
15:24 <Hofmic> No use? Have you ever tried explaining why the universe doesn't spontaneously combust?
15:24 <Hofmic> I thought NOT!
15:24 <The Mol Man> ಠ.ಠ
15:24 <Dogfoger> luck
15:24 <The Mol Man> because not everything is combustable 
15:25  * Dogfoger tests that theory
15:25 <Hofmic> Ya know, man, for fun, you should adapt that roman template to perform algebra with roman numerals.
15:25 <Hofmic> You know, for science!
15:25 <The Mol Man> you need to be organic
15:25 <The Mol Man> iron cannot combust
15:25 <Hofmic> Bollocks. Let's fix that! Surely somewhere in the code for the universe, is a line that I can delete so iron can burn
15:25 <Hofmic> It's probably just commented out or something
15:25 <The Mol Man> Iron kills stars
15:26 <The Mol Man> once a star starts producing iron, it's fucked
15:26 <The Mol Man> iron-56 is the most stable element
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15:26 <The Mol Man> eventually, all matter will be iron 56
15:26 <Neitiznot> Firefox crashed again.
15:26 <Hofmic> I thought lead was pretty stable. Uranium should eventually decay into lead.
15:26 <Hofmic> And uranium has godly energy content
15:26 <Dogfoger> you guys are such nerds!!!
15:26 <Hofmic> So if we set uranium on fire... 
15:27 <Hofmic> I'm actually not sure what would happen
15:27 <The Mol Man>
15:27 <Hofmic> But I'm sure it would be magical!
15:27 <The Mol Man> 10^1500	Assuming protons do not decay, the estimated time until all baryonic matter has either fused together to form iron-56 or decayed from a higher mass element into iron-56.[63] (see iron star)
15:27 <Hofmic> An iron star? That sounds like fun.
15:27 <Neitiznot> Definitely 
15:28 <The Mol Man> plox
15:28 <Hofmic> I wonder if we'll find a way to create a universal AC by then?
15:28 <Hofmic> Can entropy be reversed?
15:28 <The Mol Man> to stop heat death?
15:28 <The Mol Man> I doubt it
15:28 <Hofmic> Obligatory:
15:28 <Hofmic> Come back after you're done
15:29 <Hofmic> Best read ever.
15:29 <The Mol Man> sounds gross
15:29 <Hofmic> Duuude, if I live long enough....
15:29 <Hofmic> I'm gonna need a cure for dying....
15:30 <Neitiznot> definition of factual
15:30 <Joeytje50> I don't think that would be good
15:30 <The Mol Man>  is 1 followed by 1026 (100 septillion) zeroes. Although listed in years for convenience, the numbers beyond this point are so vast that their digits would remain unchanged regardless of which conventional units they were listed in, be they nanoseconds or star lifespans.
15:30 <Hofmic> I dunno, man. I can be Captain Jack Harkness!
15:30 <Dogfoger> Universe: "Oh shit, i ripped my pants!"
15:30 <Joeytje50> I don't think anti-death stuff would be good
15:30 <Joeytje50> overpopulation ftl
15:30 <Joeytje50> if nobody'd die anymore
15:30 <The Mol Man> oshit
15:30 <Joeytje50> we'd eventually run out of food
15:30 <Neitiznot> The evil laugh person is back
15:30 <The Mol Man> we'd have no need to populate though
15:30 <Hofmic> Joey, the solution is simple
15:30 <Dogfoger> joey
15:30 <Hofmic> We kill the batman
15:30 <Dogfoger> if we run out of food
15:30 <Dogfoger> but we cant die
15:30 <The Mol Man> reproduction is to keep the species alive, if we're immortal we don't need to reproduce
15:31 <Dogfoger> then what
15:31 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: wait
15:31 <Dogfoger> Mol
15:31 <Joeytje50> you're keeping people alive forever
15:31 <Dogfoger> What about the accidents
15:31 <Hofmic> (but in all honesty, we just neeed to spread out a lot more; why the heck we're still on one planet is beyond me)
15:31 <Joeytje50> and to prevent overpopulation
15:31 <Joeytje50> you start killing people
15:31 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
15:31 <Joeytje50> isn't that exactly where you were before then?
15:31 <Hofmic> What? No way Joey. 
15:31 <Demise36> C_C rs crashed
15:31 <Dogfoger> because we barely have the technology to get to the moon
15:31 <Hofmic> This way, we just kill off the people we don't want
15:31 <Tiffany183> bye
15:31 <Hofmic> Like Mitt Romney
15:31 <The Mol Man> reproduction will be when neeed
15:31 <Joeytje50> also we're still on one planet because none of the other planets are suitable for human life at the moment
15:31 <Hofmic> The poor
15:31 <Hofmic> The black
15:31 <Hofmic> The gays
15:32 <Joeytje50> what?
15:32 <Hofmic> The moon worshippers
15:32 <The Mol Man> The super gays
15:32 <TyA> Hi
15:32 <Joeytje50> why don't you want the black and the gays?
15:32 <Hofmic> The mol men
15:32 <The Mol Man> they're like gays but with super powers
15:32 <Hofmic> Tya
15:32 <Neitiznot> #racist
15:32 <Joeytje50> what's wrong with blacks and gays
15:32 <Hofmic> I wanna be a super gay.
15:32 <The Mol Man> wikipedia have an entire category about LGBT super heroes
15:32 <Joeytje50> they are not at all worse than anyone else
15:32 <Neitiznot> Stop pinging
15:32 <Neitiznot> It's bloody annoying
15:32 <Dogfoger> mol
15:32 <Hofmic> I'm gonna need a link to that one, mol
15:32 <Dogfoger> i mean
15:32 <Dogfoger> neit
15:32 <The Mol Man> fucking pings
15:32 <Neitiznot> ^
15:32 <TyA> Sorry Neitiznot
15:32 <Dogfoger> Neit, do what I did
15:32 <Dogfoger> Just remove the line
15:32 <Neitiznot> RRRAGH
15:32 <TyA> I shall try not to ping you anymore Neitiznot
15:33 <The Mol Man>
15:33 <TyA> Will that be better for you, Neitiznot?
15:33 <Dogfoger> Ty
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15:33 <TyA> Yes mister Foger?
15:33 <Neitiznot> Stop laughing evil
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15:33 <Hofmic> Ok, Joey, new solution, what if we just kill off people who still believe Pluto is a planet? We don't need those kind of people in our future.
15:33 <Neitiznot> Laughing evil is bad
15:33 <Dogfoger> You forgot to add the comma before Neitiznot
15:33 <Hofmic> ... niiiice'
15:33 <The Mol Man> do you even know why pluto is not a planet?
15:33 <The Mol Man> they're not stated as gay
15:33 <Dogfoger> because it's a moon
15:33 <Hofmic> It's a dwarf planet
15:33 <The Mol Man> miscategorized 
15:33 <The Mol Man> why is it a dwarf planet though? hm?
15:33 <Hofmic> No longer fits the definition of planet
15:34 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: I do support killing idiots like Westboro Baptist Church
15:34 <Dogfoger> Because it's small
15:34 <Dogfoger> duh
15:34 <The Mol Man> because it hasn't cleared its orbital area!
15:34 <The Mol Man> it has the size to be a planet
15:34 <The Mol Man> it was really political 
15:34 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man: because it is not in the category of planets
15:34 <Hofmic> But Joey, those people make a unifying front for the cool folk
15:34 <The Mol Man> they changed the definition of planet because they didn't want anymore planets
15:34 <Neitiznot> WBC are looking for trouble
15:34 <TonyBest100> One trip at the steel dragons so far and im already pulling in 237k
15:34 <Dogfoger> Dr Tish Touche
15:34 <Hofmic> Yeah Tony!
15:34 <Neitiznot>
15:34 <The Mol Man> it's not a planet because it shares its orbit with too many other objects
15:35 <Joeytje50> 1) it's small
15:35 <Joeytje50> 2) it's in an entirely different category of sun-orbiting spheres
15:35 <Joeytje50> 3) it's not even in the same orbit axis as the actual planets
15:35 <TonyBest100> and most of that was from the clean snapdragon i got 
15:35 <The Mol Man> no joey
15:35 <Hofmic> There's a chockload of transneptunian objects, aren't there?
15:35 <The Mol Man> it has the size necessary to be a planet
15:35 <The Mol Man> yes
15:35 <Joeytje50> except no
15:35 <Hofmic> Eris for example
15:35 <Joeytje50> it doesn't
15:35 <The Mol Man> there's also a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt 
15:35 <The Mol Man> yes it does
15:35 <Joeytje50> whyzzat
15:35 <Hofmic> That was Ceres, right?
15:36 <The Mol Man> it has a large enough mass to be an oblate spheroid 
15:36 <The Mol Man> ja
15:36 <Joeytje50> there's a bigger object in the same belt as Pluto is
15:36 <Joeytje50> and that one was never considered a planet
15:36 <Hofmic> Woo, 950 km in diameter? That thing's tiny.
15:36 <Joeytje50> so if you'd start counting Pluto as a planet
15:36 <Joeytje50> where will it stop
15:36 <The Mol Man> that's why it was changed
15:36 <Joeytje50> yah
15:36 <Hofmic> Hey mol man, wanna place bets on how many years it'll take to find alien life?
15:36 <The Mol Man> but it isn't a planet because it shares its orbital area
15:36 <Joeytje50> so it's too small, with the new standards
15:36 <The Mol Man> 0
15:36 <Hofmic> You're on.
15:36 <The Mol Man> you're here now
15:37 <The Mol Man> no joey
15:37 <Hofmic> Oh....burn...
15:37 <The Mol Man> it hasn't cleared its orbital area
15:37 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: what is alien life?
15:37 <The Mol Man> tecnically it is size but no
15:37 <Joeytje50> is it microbes on another planet?
15:37 <Neitiznot> Hofmic
15:37 <Joeytje50> is it any form of life on another planet/moon?
15:37 <The Mol Man> it has the size to be a sphere but not the size to clear its area
15:37 <Joeytje50> is it just extrasolar life?
15:37 <The Mol Man> so size is a yes and no
15:37 <Hofmic> Microbes, intelligent life... if it comes from another planet, it's aliens
15:37 <Neitiznot> Alien means foreign
15:38 <The Mol Man> but simply saying it is too small is inorrect, joey
15:38 <Joeytje50> is it life that formed seperately from the source of life on earth?
15:38 <Neitiznot> That could be racist in so many different ways
15:38 <Hofmic> I expect we'll encounter some type of insects before we find intelligent life
15:38 <Neitiznot> Why insects?
15:38 <Hofmic> If we're *really* unlucky, we might be the only intelligent life (for now)
15:38 <Joeytje50> if so, does earth-based life that didn't form from the same source as other life count?
15:38 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
15:38 <The Mol Man> it did though
15:38 <Dogfoger> Pm
15:38 <Hofmic> Well, insects are easier to detect than microbes, but less evolved than other stuff
15:38 <Neitiznot> Wow, this is turning into /r/science
15:39 <Hofmic> If it was, you'd all be banned by nnow
15:39 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: we are definitely not the only intelligent life in the universe
15:39 <The Mol Man> /r/spacedicks
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15:39 <Neitiznot> Don't even think about it
15:39 <Hofmic> I highly doubt it, Joey, but it's possible that we're the first
15:39 <The Mol Man> you can't say that joey
15:39 <Neitiznot> That is the most messed up shit I've seen
15:39 <Joeytje50> but it is possible that we are the only ones we would be able to observe within 1000 years
15:39 <Neitiznot> Worse than /b/ and 9gag
15:39 <The Mol Man> you can only say there's no way to tell
15:39 <Joeytje50> because the light of those other intelligent beings wouldn't have reached us yet
15:40 <The Mol Man> the observable universe is 92 bil lightyears circumfrince hw da fuck we only 13 bil year [email protected]
15:40 <Hofmic> Have you guys seen that "scale of the universe" thing?
15:40 <The Mol Man> which one?
15:40 <Joeytje50> yes
15:40 <Joeytje50> but anyway
15:40 <The Mol Man> I like the logarithmic xkcd one
15:40 <Neitiznot> whats a circumfrince?  
15:40 <Hofmic> It was an app you could scroll in and out of, with everything from quarks to massive stars
15:40 <Joeytje50> the universe is HUGE
15:40 <Neitiznot> what is observible?
15:40 <Hofmic> not the xkcd
15:40 <The Mol Man> what about strings?!?!?ADUf
15:40 <Hofmic>
15:41 <Joeytje50> and there must have been some other planet somewhere out there where intelligent life formed
15:41 <Joeytje50> btw, what do you consider intelligent life?
15:41 <Hofmic> My bad, it does have strings, mol
15:41 <Joeytje50> are medieval humans intelligent?
15:41 <Hofmic> But strings are just a THEORY!
15:41 <The Mol Man> anything that doesn't shit its pants, joey
15:41 <Dogfoger> aiens
15:41 <Joeytje50> they didn't have fancy machines
15:41 <Hofmic> Joey, my cat is intelligent
15:41 <Dogfoger> so is mine
15:41 <Joeytje50> so aliens wouldn't necessarily count us as intelligent back then
15:41 <The Mol Man> the man who was my chemistry teacher doesn't believe in quarks
15:41 <The Mol Man> not if they shat themselves, joey
15:41 <Joeytje50> so mammals are intelligent, then?
15:41 <The Mol Man> no
15:42 <The Mol Man> only humans
15:42 <The Mol Man> we don't shit are pants
15:42 <Dogfoger> heh
15:42 <The Mol Man> well most of us
15:42 <Hofmic> If they have a brain, they're intelligent in my book
15:42 <The Mol Man> speaking of
15:42 <The Mol Man> dogfoger, you smell
15:42 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man: ok, and how about gorillas?
15:42 <Dogfoger> oops
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15:42 <Joeytje50> they can understand sign language
15:42 <Dogfoger> Mol
15:42 <Hofmic> We humans are just *more* intelligent. Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Human wise wise
15:42 <The Mol Man> but they shit themselves
15:42 <Dogfoger> "We dont shit are pants"
15:42 <Joeytje50> my question is
15:42 <Joeytje50> when is something intelligent life
15:42 <Dogfoger> grammar nazi fucked up
15:42 <Neitiznot> Don't*
15:42 <The Mol Man> when it doesn't shit itself
15:42 <Neitiznot> :3
15:43 <Dogfoger> Neit
15:43 <Neitiznot> When life gives you lemons
15:43 <Neitiznot> Yes
15:43 <The Mol Man> I'm going to call that an ironic but intentional mistake
15:43 <Dogfoger> PLEASE tell me you see the other problem
15:43 <Hofmic> mol, rock paper scissors best of three. If I win, we define intelligent as "brainz"
15:43 <The Mol Man> fuck that
15:43 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man: ok but since when do trees shit themselves
15:43 <The Mol Man> you're too generous
15:43 <Hofmic> Did you invent a coin tossing template?
15:43 <Neitiznot> We don't shit are pants?
15:43 <Joeytje50> would that make trees intelligent life?
15:43 <Neitiznot> That?
15:43 <The Mol Man> we have joey;s /random
15:43 <Hofmic> Trees have no brains
15:44 <Neitiznot> Brains
15:44 <The Mol Man> how bout this hofmic:
15:44 <The Mol Man> things with brainz that don't shit themseves?
15:44 <Dogfoger> Brains doesn't necessarily mean intelligence
15:44 <Hofmic> Still, if there was a planet with plant life.... oh man...
15:44 <Dogfoger> Look at most reddiors
15:44 <Dogfoger> Redditors*
15:44 <Hofmic> But mol, baby humans shit themselves
15:44 <Joeytje50> ^^
15:44 <The Mol Man> infantile stages don't count
15:44 <Neitiznot> Agreed
15:44 <The Mol Man> if you can grow out of shitting yourself, you are intelligent
15:45 <Joeytje50> so someone who can't control their sphincter is not intelligent?
15:45 <Neitiznot> ^
15:45 <Habblet> But once you keep growing you'll restart shitting yourself
15:45 <Joeytje50> there are most certainly some disorders that make you shit yourself
15:45 <Neitiznot> IBS
15:45 <Neitiznot> Anyway I
15:45 <Hofmic> So if we run into a planet of apes (lol), we have to say we found non-intelligent life because they're only smart enough to understand 120 words?
15:45 <Neitiznot> I'm gone*
15:45 <Neitiznot> This is weird
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15:45 <The Mol Man> we don't define an entire species intelligence based off of a few disabled assholes
15:45 <Hofmic> I read somewhere a dog can understand up to 200 words
15:45 <The Mol Man> literally assholes
15:45 <Hofmic> You can train a dog to shit in a litter box
15:45 <AnselaJonla> [[Slayer helm]]
15:45 <Dogfoger> You can train a dog to do anything
15:45 <Dogfoger> -.-
15:46 <The Mol Man> no
15:46 <Hofmic> Dog... tell me you didn't....
15:46 <The Mol Man> can't train it to sit with me on a chair without stabbing me with its legs
15:46 <Dogfoger> NOOO
15:46 <Dogfoger> MY SECRET IS OUT
15:46 <Dogfoger> Hofmic figured out how I got my name
15:46 <The Mol Man> we always knew you gof'd dogs
15:46 <The Mol Man> fog'd*
15:46 <Dogfoger> no
15:47 <Dogfoger> I am actually a dog irl
15:47 <The Mol Man> it's okay, i play Fist of Guthix with my dog
15:47 <Dogfoger> I was trained to human
15:47 <Hofmic> Mol, I bet I could train a dog to sit on a chair by command with enough training.
15:47 <Hofmic> And have you seen the stuff guide dogs can do?
15:47 <The Mol Man> all I have to do is double pat the seat
15:47 <The Mol Man> and Casey is up there
15:47 <The Mol Man> btw if you wanna see him
15:47 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man: let's just say intelligent life is anything that can understand basic maths
15:47 <Hofmic> Casey Anthony? The hell man?
15:47 <The Mol Man> it's on ansela's latest archive
15:48 <Dogfoger> Fuck
15:48 <The Mol Man> does it shit itself?
15:48 <Dogfoger> I'm not intellignet
15:48 <Joeytje50> so that would include apes
15:48 <Dogfoger> Joey yucallmestupid
15:48 <Joeytje50> also dolphins
15:48 <Joeytje50> Dogfoger: what is 5+7
15:48 <Dogfoger> And joey
15:48 <Dogfoger> umm
15:48 <Dogfoger> 12?
15:48 <The Mol Man> i'm done with this shitting itself charade
15:48 <Hofmic> Dolphins are supposedly the amongst the most intelligent life besides humans.
15:48 <Dogfoger> i think it's 12
15:48 <Dogfoger> am I right?
15:48 <Hofmic> Okay, so we've finalized the definition as intelligent as being able to add 5 and 7?
15:48 <The Mol Man> hofmic
15:49 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: it's a fact that they have the largest brains relative to body size, other than humans
15:49 <The Mol Man> that's casey
15:49 <Hofmic> Why is she in a cage?
15:49 <The Mol Man> he
15:49 <Joeytje50> after them orcas, after them chimps, then gorillas
15:49 <Joeytje50> iirc
15:49 <The Mol Man> and because one of them tore something up
15:49 <Hofmic> You named a male dog "Casey"?
15:49 <The Mol Man> I know it was the little one
15:49 <The Mol Man> but she freaks the fuck out if in there alone
15:49 <The Mol Man> my dad did
15:49 <The Mol Man> it's his dog
15:49 <Hofmic> Your dad named a male dog "Casey"?
15:49 <Joeytje50> o btw dog
15:49 <Dogfoger> One of my male friends name is casey
15:49 <Joeytje50> you are
15:50 <Joeytje50> it's indeed 12
15:50 <The Mol Man> I always say it's a girl name too
15:50 <Dogfoger> Ok
15:50 <Dogfoger> But joey
15:50 <The Mol Man> it'snot 12
15:50 <Dogfoger> At one point is math basic?
15:50 <The Mol Man> i changed the problem to 5 - 7
15:50 <The Mol Man> so now he's wrong
15:50 <Dogfoger> -2
15:50 <The Mol Man> 5^7
15:50 <Joeytje50> Dogfoger: well you could make a scale of intelligence of animals
15:50 <Dogfoger> 78125, mol
15:50 <Joeytje50> if they can understand simple addition of low amounts of numbers, or sticks or whatever you want
15:50 <The Mol Man> 5↑↑7
15:50 <Joeytje50> then it's intelligent
15:50 <Hofmic> 5^7^7
15:51 <The Mol Man> no hof, 5↑↑7
15:51 <Dogfoger> drat
15:51 <Hofmic> Da wut?
15:51 <Joeytje50> if it can understand multiple operators at a time, such as 1+5-3
15:51 <Dogfoger> stupid chat calculator
15:51 <The Mol Man> casey is cute as fuck, right?
15:51 <Joeytje50> it's more intelligent
15:51 <Hofmic> How about 5 <<?
15:51 <AnselaJonla> [[Mask of Stone]]
15:51 <The Mol Man> it's knuth's up arrow notation
15:51 <Joeytje50> if it understands multiplications, it's more intelligent
15:51 <The Mol Man> 5 xor 7
15:51 <AnselaJonla> [[Template:Sof|This is broken]]
15:51 <Joeytje50> if it understands dividing, it's more intelligent
15:51 <Hofmic> I've heard of that before... but to hell with that
15:51 <Dogfoger> Joey
15:51 <Joeytje50> if it understands fractions, it's more intelligent
15:51 <The Mol Man> tetration
15:51 <Joeytje50> etc
15:51 <Dogfoger> Baby humans can't understand math
15:51 <The Mol Man> joey
15:52 <The Mol Man> go fix that teplate for ansela
15:52 <Joeytje50> Dogfoger: so baby humans are not intelligent
15:52 <Joeytje50> yer
15:52 <Dogfoger> Of course they are
15:52 <Joeytje50> yet
15:52 <The Mol Man> joey
15:52 <The Mol Man> do it
15:52 <Joeytje50> sup with it
15:52 <Dogfoger> They know crying = food
15:52 <Hofmic> Oh, bloody hell Mol, that's a freaking huge number
15:52 <The Mol Man> ik
15:52 <Joeytje50> Dogfoger: cats know that
15:52 <Joeytje50> dogs know that
15:52 <Joeytje50> any animal knows how conditioning works
15:53 <Joeytje50> even crocodiles do, I think
15:53 <The Mol Man> not spiders
15:53 <Dogfoger> EEEEEK
15:53 <Joeytje50> and they have a brain the size of a peanut
15:53 <Dogfoger> SPIDERS
15:53 <The Mol Man> spiders eat their young
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15:53 <Joeytje50> k
15:53 <Joeytje50> spiders are the exception
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15:53 <The Mol Man> turtles cannot thing
15:53 <The Mol Man> think*
15:53 <Dogfoger> spiders aren't mammals
15:53 <Joeytje50> but spiders do know shaking web = food
15:53 <Hofmic> Goldfish have shitty memory
15:53 <The Mol Man> they d literally everything on instinct 
15:53 <Joeytje50> no Habblet
15:53 <The Mol Man> no they don't
15:53 <Joeytje50> no Hofmic*
15:53 <Dogfoger> That's an urban myth hof
15:53 <The Mol Man> joey fix the fuggiin tempalte
15:53 <Joeytje50> goldfish have incredible memory
15:54 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man sup with it
15:54 <The Mol Man> I memorized every digit to the square root of 4
15:54 <The Mol Man> look at it
15:54 <The Mol Man> idk
15:54 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: goldfishes have a memory of 3 months iirc
15:54 <The Mol Man> ansela wanted you to fix it
15:54 <Joeytje50> which is way longer than any other fish their size
15:54 <The Mol Man> dogfoger
15:54 <Dogfoger> mol
15:54 <The Mol Man> 5^i
15:54 <Joeytje50> also they can see IR light
15:54 <The Mol Man> that doesn't make you smart
15:54 <Joeytje50> [16:53:52] <The Mol Man> joey fix the fuggiin tempalte
15:54 <Joeytje50> [16:53:53] <Joeytje50> goldfish have incredible memory
15:54 <Joeytje50> [16:54:03] <Joeytje50> The Mol Man sup with it
15:54 <Dogfoger> i = ?
15:54 <Hofmic> Jeeze mol, how many zeroes were after the decimal?
15:54 <AnselaJonla> Joey, look at [[Mask of Stone]]
15:54 <Joeytje50> MOLMAN SUP WITH IT
15:54 <The Mol Man> I can fart microwaves, doesn't make me special
15:55 <Dogfoger> I can do up to 8th grade math
15:55 <AnselaJonla> Where the templates are
15:55 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man: but you can't see IR light
15:55 <Joeytje50> they can
15:55 <Joeytje50> goldfishes are ossum
15:55 <The Mol Man> that's not intelligence 
15:55 <The Mol Man> and yes I can
15:55 <Hofmic> Blooming integrals...
15:55 <Joeytje50> I know mol
15:55 <Joeytje50> but they aer awesome
15:55 <The Mol Man> what's the integration of 5dx?
15:55 <Joeytje50> cus caek
15:55 <Joeytje50> feesheecaek
15:55 <Hofmic> the integral of a constant is x.
15:56 <The Mol Man> plus c
15:56 <Dogfoger> feesheecaek quit
15:56 <Dogfoger> so she is redundant
15:56 <Joeytje50> done ansela and mol
15:56 <Hofmic> Only if indefinite
15:56 <The Mol Man> that's not how redundacy works
15:56 <Hofmic> Actually, I always forget that blooming + c
15:56 <The Mol Man> it was pretty indefinite the way I stated it
15:56 <AnselaJonla> [[Mask of the Abyss]]
15:56 <AnselaJonla> ty Joey
15:56 <Hofmic> Mol, I need excuses to forget it
15:56 <The Mol Man> vodka
15:57 <Hofmic> Good advice
15:57 <The Mol Man> [[Special:MyPage/Nav]]
15:57 <Hofmic> Q: Do you get fired if you go to work drunk?
15:57 <The Mol Man> ∜2
15:57 <The Mol Man> why the fuck do they have fourth root sign D:
15:57 <The Mol Man>∜
15:58 <AnselaJonla> A) In most places, yes you do
15:58 <Hofmic> I should become self employed
15:58 <The Mol Man> You'll get fired
15:58 <Hofmic> Imagine. Horny at work? Get a free handjob from your boss.
15:58 <The Mol Man> (y)
15:58 <Hofmic> I... cannot look at that thumbs up the right way
15:59 <The Mol Man> It was more of a suggestion ;)
15:59 <Hofmic> I'm sorry, I don't understand your suggestion. Can you be more up front?
15:59 <AnselaJonla>
16:00 <Joeytje50>
16:00 <Joeytje50> awesome page
16:00 <Hofmic> The heck is that character?
16:01 <AnselaJonla> - today we learn that helms and masks are the same thing
16:01 <Hofmic> Why can't Chrome render it? Firefox does (still not sure what I'm looking at)
16:01 <The Mol Man> wat is it
16:01 <The Mol Man> screeni
16:02 <The Mol Man> chrome can't render the ceil or flooring function characters unless I copy them from the editing screen
16:02 <Hofmic>
16:02 <The Mol Man> dafuq
16:03 <Hofmic> Wait, there's a ceiling and flooring character?
16:03 <Hofmic> I demand examples!
16:03 <The Mol Man>
16:03 <The Mol Man> under cool crap
16:03 <Hofmic> Oooh... that is beautiful... ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
16:03 <Hofmic> Anyway, ceiling and flooring characters
16:04 <The Mol Man> first line
16:04 <Hofmic> Can you be more specific?
16:04 <Hofmic> π φ ħ ∐ ℧ ∏ ∑ ∆ ∇ √ ∛ ∜ ƒ ℵ ⌊ ⌋ ⌈ ⌉ ⊥ ≠ ≈ ∂ ∫ ≈ ≡ ≣ ≅ ≤ ≥ ⌐ ¬
16:04 <The Mol Man> characters 15 to 18
16:04 <Habblet>
16:04 <The Mol Man> right after aleph null
16:05 <Hofmic> ⌊ ⌋ ⌈ ⌉
16:05 <Hofmic> Why does an inverted capital omega even exist?
16:05 <The Mol Man> there's also a subscript one
16:05 <The Mol Man> ʊ
16:06 <The Mol Man> well small 
16:06 <The Mol Man> not sub
16:06 <Hofmic> I really don't get the point of subscript characters. That should be up to the program (render a small character shifted up)
16:06 <Hofmic> <sup>I'm super duper!</sup>
16:06 <Joeytje50>
16:06 <Joeytje50> aww
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16:07 <Joeytje50>
16:07 <Joeytje50> AWW
16:07 <The Mol Man> fuck you, starfish
16:07 <Habblet> Loll
16:07 <Joeytje50> NO THIS IS PATRICK
16:07 <Hofmic> THIS. IS. PATRICK!
16:07 <The Mol Man> [[w:c:a:is this the krusty krab]]
16:07 <Hofmic> Why Mol?!
16:08 <Joeytje50> :D
16:08 <The Mol Man>
16:08 <The Mol Man> centrifugal ofc
16:08 <AnselaJonla> Dress that doesn't even come to mid-thigh? Nah, that's a top
16:08 <Hofmic> Does that answers wiki even work?
16:08 <The Mol Man> centrifugal acceleration 
16:08 <The Mol Man> no
16:09 <Hofmic> I thought centrigal acceleration causes an object to move towards the center?
16:09 <Hofmic> \
16:09 <Hofmic> It's only going in a circle due to constraints
16:10 <Joeytje50> there is no force that causes objects to go in a circle
16:10 <The Mol Man> wikia does not read forums...
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16:10 <AnselaJonla> No, I thought it was the one where if you tie a bucket of water to a rope and swing it really fast, the water stays in the bucket?
16:10 <Ozank> mol i sold my guthan spear for 2.2m
16:10 <Joeytje50> there are forces that cause objects to fall towards them, or be pulled towards them, but having a greater inertia than the inward force can cancel out
16:10 <The Mol Man> the joke is that it's not called centrifugal
16:10 <Joeytje50> causing it to fall constantly
16:10 <The Mol Man> ffs centripetal 
16:11 <Joeytje50> but that is not a force that causes it to go round
16:11 <Hofmic> Can't you also use centrifugal forces along with buoyant forces to separate materials?
16:11 <The Mol Man> wikia gave CU to a guy whom I even noted got no agreement
16:11 <Hofmic> The heck does a centrifuge do, anyway?
16:11 <AnselaJonla> Hof
16:11 <Hofmic> CU? Copper?
16:12 <Hofmic> Yes, AnselaJonla?
16:12 <Ozank> checkuser
16:12 <Ozank> wait on answers mol?
16:12 <AnselaJonla> A centrifuge spins really fast, and the heavier materials of the mixture settle at the bottom of the test tube and the lighter ones at the top
16:12 <The Mol Man> yes ozzy
16:12 <Ozank> mol
16:12 <Ozank> striker, ianm and messi all got it
16:13 <The Mol Man> ik
16:13 <AnselaJonla> And if you do it enough, you'll eventually split the mixture up into all its components
16:13 <The Mol Man> messi didn't get any discussion
16:13 <AnselaJonla> bbiab
16:13 <The Mol Man> all he got was mime bitching about activity
16:13 <Ozank> oh well if wikia didn't give ianm the rights but gave the others it i woulda blown up lol
16:13 <The Mol Man> i'm fine with him having it, but seriously wikia... fucking read
16:13 <Ozank> seems my example i gave them worked well
16:14 <The Mol Man> i'm surprised honestly
16:14 <Hofmic> Is checkuser even any use these days? Seems so easy these to get a new IP address, hide yours, and so on
16:14 <The Mol Man> they probably just know how shit answers can get and pitied us
16:14 <Ozank> yep mol you hit the nail on the head
16:14 <The Mol Man> [[Special:log/block]]
16:14 <Ozank> they are empathic to answers a lot
16:14 <The Mol Man> we needed it yesterday
16:15 <Hofmic> But would it be useful against a spammer with brains?
16:15 <Hofmic> Granted, people with brains tend not to spam...
16:15 <Hofmic> Anyway, hi Ciphrius Kane
16:15 <Ciphrius Kane> Hi
16:15 <Hofmic> I, too, love Lucario
16:15 <The Mol Man> it's mostly for idiots who sock
16:15 <Hofmic> Recently beat BW2 with a Lucario. It was heaven.
16:16 <Ciphrius Kane> I've got a Lucario on both of those
16:16 <Hofmic> But I also had a hydreigon and metagross before the elite 4. So overpowered.
16:16 <The Mol Man> lucario is overrated
16:16 <Ozank> oh btw mol if messi wasnt a crat they wouldnt have gave them the rights
16:16 <Ozank> i mean him
16:17 <The Mol Man> idc
16:17 <Ciphrius Kane> Eh, I got a Keldeo on one of the games
16:17 <The Mol Man> share
16:17 <Hofmic> Keldeo was that event pokemon, right?
16:17 <The Mol Man> YES
16:17 <Hofmic> Blasted events....
16:18 <Ozank> also mol
16:18 <The Mol Man> omg ozz u so needy
16:18 <Ozank> mol is this ok
16:18 <Ozank>
16:18 <The Mol Man> idfk
16:19 <Hofmic> Following thirty seconds of silence, obligatory controversial topic starter: BioShock Infinite looks awesome
16:19 <Hofmic> Oh, wait... "controversial"
16:20 <Ozank> i miss playing modern games
16:20 <Hofmic> I actually have a steam library backlog of about 10 games.
16:20 <Hofmic> Recently started Dead Space. 
16:20 <Hofmic> At night
16:20 <Hofmic> With the lights off
16:20 <Hofmic> Haven't slept recently...
16:20 <Demise36> armadylean bandits=american indians kthx
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16:21 <The Mol Man> There is a skier at the top of a ski slope. The skier has potential energy. What gives the skier his potential energy?
16:21 <Hofmic> No, no. India is in Asia.
16:21 <Hofmic> America is in North America
16:21 <Ozank> mol
16:21 <The Mol Man> we're apart of asia
16:21 <Ozank> rofl
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16:21 <The Mol Man> um ok?
16:21 <Hofmic> Mol, if he's touching the slope and that slope is his reference point, he has no potential energy
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16:22 <Hofmic> But if the bottom of the ground is the reference point...
16:22 <The Mol Man> that was from answers
16:22 <Hofmic> Uh... E = mgy
16:22 <The Mol Man> we use h
16:22 <The Mol Man> mgh
16:22 <Hofmic> y = h
16:22 <The Mol Man> and we don't say reference point
16:22 <Hofmic> Hey, let's attach a spring to that skier.
16:22 <The Mol Man> we say "where h = 0"
16:22 <The Mol Man> what's its k?
16:23 <Hofmic> Uh.... what would be a totally unreasonable amount...
16:23 <Hofmic> 1000 N/m
16:23 <Hofmic> No, no... two thousand!
16:23 <The Mol Man> the page count on answers is down over 150k since I came to answers
16:23 <Hofmic> You made them lose visitors, mol!
16:23 <Hofmic> Bad!
16:24 <Hofmic> But seriously, perhaps people just realized the format is awful?
16:24 <The Mol Man> let's make it more ridiculous 
16:24 <The Mol Man> 2000 Nm
16:24 <Hofmic> A better answers system offers a way to upvote good answers and downvote bad ones. Same for good/bad questions.
16:24 <Hofmic> Example: stack overflow
16:24 <Hofmic> Well, the Stack Exchange network
16:24 <Hofmic> I suppose the reddit format, too
16:24 <Hofmic> Wait, what's the end of the spring attached to?
16:24 <The Mol Man> regardless of activity, the pages would still exist
16:25 <The Mol Man> itself
16:25 <Hofmic> You know what, let's not attach the spring to anything
16:25 <Hofmic> Just to fuck with people so they think they're missng something
16:25 <Hofmic> What's the friction of the snow?
16:25 <The Mol Man> it's also rotating around a body of mass of 6e-40 kg
16:25 <Hofmic> mu = ?
16:25 <The Mol Man> μs = 5000
16:25 <The Mol Man> μk = 1
16:25 <TonyBest100> Im confused as to what u guys are talking about >.<
16:25 <Hofmic> Dafuq?
16:26 <The Mol Man> &mu;
16:26 <The Mol Man> μ
16:26 <Hofmic> Static of 5000 and kinetic of 1?
16:26 <The Mol Man> yus
16:26 <Hofmic> You're mad, man
16:26 <The Mol Man> wait no
16:26 <The Mol Man> switch em
16:26 <Hofmic> Ooh, I like this. I think we broke it
16:26 <The Mol Man> that'd be so much funnier
16:26 <The Mol Man> easier to start moving, impossible to continue moving
16:27 <Hofmic> It's easier to move than it is to stop. So... uh... yeah
16:27 <The Mol Man> let's have the μ change with respect to amss
16:27 <The Mol Man> mass*
16:27 <The Mol Man> and let's have the friction moving in centripetal motion
16:27 <Hofmic> Ok, let's make it a function. μ = f(x) = 5x^2 + 2x - lnx
16:28 <The Mol Man> okay, the friction moves in a circle about the normal force
16:28 <Hofmic> Yo, the rest of ya all gone mute? We could use a hand here! This is a tricky one!
16:28 <The Mol Man> which will be parallel to the center of mass of the spring that is orbiting an object with a mass of 6e-40 kg
16:29 <Hofmic> Where's the center of gravity? Shall we move it to the very end?
16:29 <Hofmic> Might make some killer torque
16:29 <The Mol Man> τ = 5 + μs + μk ^ k
16:29 <The Mol Man> also, a photon just exploded
16:29 <Hofmic> Uh... yes.
16:30 <Hofmic> That's okay, we can use two halfs of a photon
16:30 <Hofmic> Shall we make the skier a blackbody, then?
16:31 <The Mol Man> black diamond body*
16:31 <Hofmic> Wut?
16:31 <The Mol Man> you said skier
16:31 <The Mol Man> it was a ski joke
16:31 <Hofmic> Like, the brand of cheese slices?
16:31 <Dogfoger>
16:31 <Hofmic> Oh, yes, yes.
16:32 <Hofmic> Ski difficulties
16:32 <Hofmic> I once went down a double black
16:32 <Hofmic> It hurt
16:32 <Hofmic> A lot
16:32 <Hofmic> Goddamn bumps
16:32 <Habblet>
16:32 <Hofmic> Dogfoger: REPOST!
16:33 <Hofmic> That was way too fast for a sloth
16:33 <Dogfoger> and?
16:33 <Hofmic> If I had to get killed by any animal, I'd want it to be a sloth
16:33 <Hofmic> Should give me a few years to live
16:33 <The Mol Man> we have to kill you for that, dog
16:33 <Hofmic> This isn't 'nam!
16:34 <The Mol Man> I tried skiing a walking path
16:34 <The Mol Man> I almost died
16:34 <Hofmic> Holy crap, me too. I almost died of exhaustion. Who the heck puts a level path on a ski hill>
16:35 <The Mol Man> and by skiing I mean walking
16:35 <Hofmic> Naked?
16:35 <Hofmic> Just checking
16:35 <The Mol Man> and by walking path I mean the stairs to my upstairs bathroom
16:35 <The Mol Man> I can't get naked
16:35 <The Mol Man> at all
16:35 <The Mol Man> court orders
16:35 <Hofmic> So... showers in clothes?
16:35 <The Mol Man> I actually have to wear additional clothing when I shower
16:36 <Hofmic> Who the hell puts a playground next to a bar, anyway?
16:36 <The Mol Man> That place behind Moe's?
16:36 <Hofmic> And why is AnselaJonla, Atheist723, Battleben, Ciphrius Kane, Demise36, Dogfoger, and Habblet so quiet?
16:36 <Hofmic> are*
16:37 <The Mol Man> and joey
16:37 <The Mol Man> SPEAK UPZ JUUUUEY
16:37 <Joeytje50> caek
16:37 <The Mol Man> fuck yah it's joey
16:37 <Joeytje50> :D
16:37 <Joeytje50> (caek)
16:37 <Hofmic> Not chocolate?
16:37 <Dogfoger> We're quiet because we're busy
16:37 <Hofmic> "busy". ha
16:37 <Dogfoger> And we have nothing relevant to say
16:38 <The Mol Man> we can talk about ponies
16:38 <Dogfoger> Athe never talks
16:38 <Hofmic> "and we have nothing relevant to say" is relevant?
16:38 <Dogfoger> Yeah
16:38 <Hofmic> What? Atheist723, I implore you to talk!
16:38 <Dogfoger> Because I'm talking now
16:38 <Habblet> Yes
16:38 <Hofmic> This could be a matter of life and death!
16:38 <Dogfoger> So the relevance is canceled
16:38 <Hofmic> A matter of caek and cake!
16:38 <Hofmic> \
16:38 <Ciphrius Kane> .cl, what region is that the domain of?
16:38 <Dogfoger> CAKE DOES NOT EXIST
16:38 <Hofmic> Chile
16:38 <Hofmic>
16:39 <Dogfoger> Ben i sprobably doing images, Ansela is probably attacking someone with a blunt knife, demise is playing runescape and habblet has spoken
16:39 <Ciphrius Kane> Why am I sending myself messages about Chile?
16:39 <Hofmic> Atheist723, we could be dying here! You have the power to save us. Do you want to live with our deaths on your head?
16:39 <Dogfoger> So theres your answer, hofmic
16:39 <Hofmic> Ciphrius Kane, why not?
16:39 <Dogfoger> Athe is probably watching Smallville
16:39 <Hofmic> Smallville's over.
16:40 <Dogfoger> Does that matter?
16:40 <Hofmic> Not really, no
16:40 <Dogfoger> So why bother typing that?
16:40 <Hofmic> Ambience.
16:41 <Dogfoger> You could've seriously damaged your finger in the wasted typing
16:41 <Hofmic> It's background noise to block out the drumbeat.
16:41 <Dogfoger> Maybe had to have it amputated 
16:41 <Hofmic> Do you hear it?
16:41 <Habblet> Ping me when Hallow logs
16:41 <Ciphrius Kane> 9 days ago I sent out 2 messages which I didn't send
16:41 <Hofmic> Habblet
16:41 <Dogfoger> You WERE typing with your finger, right?
16:41 <Hofmic> No, tentacles
16:41 <Habblet> Tody I did, yes
16:41 <Habblet> Today*
16:41 <Dogfoger> Because I sometimes type with my... tongue
16:41 <Hofmic> That's not sanitary
16:42 <Dogfoger> My laptop, my rules
16:42 <Hofmic> You'll catch something
16:42 <Hofmic> Habblet
16:42 <Habblet> Your laptop is mind controlling you to do his bidding
16:42 <Joeytje50> lol
16:42 <Dogfoger> I can't even catch a ball
16:42 <Hofmic> With your tongue?
16:42 <Joeytje50> I think there are bots that automatically reply "reported" when talked to
16:42 <Dogfoger> Anyone who tries to get onto my laptop gets a big fright anyway
16:42 <Hofmic> Because that could be your problem
16:42 <Hofmic> habl
16:42 <Hofmic> Habblet
16:42 <Habblet> What
16:42 <Dogfoger> Of course I can catch a ball with my tongue
16:42 <Hofmic> Just pinging you
16:42 <Dogfoger> Who can't
16:42 <Habblet> Ok
16:43 <Habblet> Ping me when Hallowland logs in ;~;
16:43 <Hofmic> sure thing
16:43 <Hofmic> Habblet
16:43 <Dogfoger> It is 5:43 in Italy
16:43 <Hofmic> It is 10:43 here.
16:43 <Hofmic> I am not in Italy
16:43 <Hofmic> QED
16:43 <Dogfoger> and 13:43 in Rio
16:43 <Dogfoger> So habblet is either in school
16:43 <Dogfoger> or um
16:43 <Habblet> It's 17:43 here
16:43 <Dogfoger> homework
16:44 <Dogfoger> Yeah, 17:43 in italy
16:44 <Hofmic> The Mol Man, this is the quietest I've seen you in... oh, about five minutes
16:44 <Dogfoger> OR NORTH AFRICA
16:44 <Habblet> I'm not in Italy o_O
16:44 <Dogfoger> Where do you live?
16:44 <Habblet> Spain
16:44 <Dogfoger> wow
16:44 <Dogfoger> that's just  ... weird
16:45 <Habblet> Why
16:45 <Dogfoger> How can Spain and Italy have the same time?
16:45 <Habblet> Maybe they don't
16:45 <Hofmic> The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
16:45 <Ciphrius Kane> Same way Holland does - same timezone
16:45 <Dogfoger> But they can't be
16:45 <Hofmic> This is madness.
16:45 <Hofmic> What is this, a timezone for ants?
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16:45 <The Mol Man> eleph-ants
16:45 <Joeytje50> madness...
16:45 <Lightofme8> hey
16:45 <Hofmic> Hi Lightofme8!
16:45 <Joeytje50> THIS
16:46 <Joeytje50> IS
16:46 <Joeytje50> SPARTA!
16:46 <The Mol Man> CAEK-TA*
16:46 <Joeytje50> :D
16:46 <Hofmic> No, I can assure you this is just the runescape wiki
16:46 <Hofmic> No Spartans here
16:46 <Hofmic> I think
16:46 <AnselaJonla> Did you know a large part of Asia is in the same time zone?
16:46 <Hofmic> Pfft, Asia is tiny
16:46 <Ciphrius Kane> Hey honey
16:46 <Dogfoger> Spain and Italy aren't on the same line of latitude
16:46 <Dogfoger> so they can't be the same time
16:46 <Dogfoger> PARADOX
16:46 <Lightofme8> my runescape player is USHALLDIE i think
16:47 <Hofmic> What a creepy name
16:47 <Lightofme8> what is urs Hofmic
16:47 <Hofmic> Why are you so confident in my death?
16:47 <Hofmic> Mine is hofmic
16:47 <Hofmic> Easier to remember that way
16:47 <Dogfoger> Good luck getting that out of Hofmic
16:47 <Lightofme8> i know i didnt create the username my friend did
16:47 <Hofmic> What if I was immortal?
16:47 <Dogfoger> Hofmic wont even tell us his/her gender
16:47 <Hofmic> Like good ol' Captain Jack!
16:47 <Lightofme8> that would be epic
16:47 <Habblet> lllllol
16:47 <AnselaJonla> Not really
16:47 <Hofmic> Dog: [[User:Hofmic]]
16:47 <Lightofme8> like zues. HA HA 
16:47 <AnselaJonla> Who Wants To Live Forever
16:48 <Dogfoger> I've seen
16:48 <Hofmic> Not forever. Just a couple hundred thousand years would be nice
16:48 <Dogfoger> ZEUS IS DEAD
16:48 <Lightofme8> what is your favorite game
16:48 <Dogfoger> Because nobody believes in him
16:48 <Hofmic> Tic Tac Toe
16:48 <Ciphrius Kane> Live forever, live alone
16:48 <Dogfoger> Whatever happened to Oghma?
16:48 <Hofmic> Ciphrius Kane, Twilight disagrees with you!
16:48 <Lightofme8> ya i KNOW zues is dead! it was a JOKE
16:48 <Dogfoger> "They needed to toe my car"
16:48 <Hofmic> Though I wouldn't use it as hard proof
16:48 <Lightofme8> ha
16:48 <Ciphrius Kane> Twilight is a load of shite
16:49 <Hofmic> So you're telling me werewolfs and vampires aren't real?
16:49 <Dogfoger> Vampires don't fucking shine when they stand in the sun
16:49 <Ciphrius Kane> Not the Meyer ones
16:49 <Dogfoger> OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL
16:49 <Ciphrius Kane> Also look at the Highlander
16:49 <Hofmic> Pssh, details
16:49 <Ciphrius Kane> He and his wife are immortal, and they despise one another, and have done for centuries
16:50 <Hofmic> Hey, if drinking blood is all it takes to be nearly immortal, I'll take it.
16:50 <Hofmic> Kinda salty for my tastes, but whatever
16:50 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
16:50 <Lightofme8> who likes Elder Scrolls
16:50 <Dogfoger> Have you never tasted blood?
16:50 <Hofmic> I once had a really bad paper cut
16:50 <Lightofme8> my own , yes
16:50 <Dogfoger> It's irony, not salty
16:50 <Lightofme8> i know that taste
16:50 <Dogfoger> getchurfactsstraight
16:51 <Habblet> Some mod should give official info on this this
16:51 <Hofmic> What? No. Irony would be, like if I drank my own blood when I was a vampire
16:51 <The Mol Man> or a cow
16:51 <Dogfoger> What would that be ironic?
16:51 <Hofmic> Yup
16:51 <Hofmic> Irony
16:51 <Dogfoger> Why* not what*
16:51 -!- Atheist723 has left Special:Chat.
16:51 <Hofmic> Mol, you're supposed to drink the milk, not the blood.
16:51 -!- Hallowland has joined Special:Chat
16:52 <Dogfoger> Cow blood is the best
16:52 <Hofmic> I recommend unicorns, personally
16:52 <Dogfoger> habblet
16:52 <Habblet> ty
16:52 <Hofmic> Celebrate, celebrate!
16:52 <Dogfoger> well
16:52 <Dogfoger> i did
16:52 <Hallowland> ???
16:52 <Hofmic> Wait, who's Hallowland?
16:52 <Dogfoger> hallow why didn't you die
16:52 <Joeytje50> Hallowland is
16:52 <Dogfoger> Hallow is the nicest person on the fucking planet
16:52 <Hallowland> hi Hofmic, nice to meet you =)
16:53 <Hofmic> Pleasant to meet you too. I'd shake your hand, but ya'know, germs.
16:53 <The Mol Man> hallow is a girl
16:53 <Demise36> so hard to get images of wildy bandits
16:53 <Demise36> @[email protected]
16:53 <The Mol Man> ergo has cooties
16:53 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
16:53 <Dogfoger> Pheasant to meat you.
16:53 <Hallowland> lol
16:53 <Hofmic> Oh, no, cooties?!
16:53 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
16:53 <The Mol Man> i love hallow she is best
16:53 <Hallowland> :o
16:53 <Hallowland> <33
16:53 <Hofmic> Mol man and hallow sittin' in a tree
16:53 <Dogfoger> I can second that mol
16:53 <Dogfoger> Hallow is awesome
16:54 <Hofmic> K-I-S-S-ah, too many hyphens
16:54 <Dogfoger> K-I-S-S-I-N-G
16:54 <Dogfoger> capslockftw
16:54 <Hofmic> *slow clap*
16:54 <The Mol Man> platonic love
16:54 <Hallowland> ..
16:54 <Hofmic> How platonic?
16:54 <The Mol Man> (Demise36 uploaded a new version of "File:Saradominist sergeant.png": Hes fat =D!)
16:54 <The Mol Man> platonic
16:54 <Hofmic> [[File:Saradominist sergeant.png]
16:54 <Hofmic> [[File:Saradominist sergeant.png]]
16:54 <The Mol Man> had no ideas there were other levels
16:54 <Hallowland> Santa"
16:55 <Dogfoger> Hofmic, pm'd you again :)
16:55 <Hofmic> "Agent Smart, the target has been fatally killed!"
16:55 <Hofmic> "How fatally?"
16:55 <Hofmic> "Completeley"
16:55 <Hofmic> Erm... completely*
16:56 <Hofmic> ERMAGAWD! AnselaJonla and Ciphrius Kane?
16:57 <Hofmic> I am SOOO happy for you two!
16:57 <The Mol Man> no
16:57 <Ciphrius Kane> Wonder when you'd get it
16:57 <The Mol Man> you're jealous of kane
16:57 <Hofmic> I'm slow.
16:57 <Hofmic> Oh, incredibly
16:57 <Hallowland> (pie)
16:57 <Hofmic> But more so of AnselaJonla
16:57 <The Mol Man> well, you both have admin stars
16:57 <Habblet> (caek)
16:57 <The Mol Man> so it's kinda obvious
16:57 <Dogfoger> (cabbage) (pie)
16:57 <Hofmic> Ciphrius Kane, why did you resist my advances? Are you straight or something?
16:58 <The Mol Man> God Hates HeteroSexuals
16:58 <Ciphrius Kane> I'm bi
16:58 <Hallowland> >_>
16:58 <The Mol Man> ily hallow
16:58 <Hofmic> Ok, so if you and AnselaJonla don't work out and you're ever in Canada, we're gonna bang, right?
16:58 <Hofmic> Woah, woah, woah, you're good looking, right>
16:59 <The Mol Man> me? no
16:59 <Hofmic> Why not, Mol?
16:59 <The Mol Man> I was born ugly
16:59 <The Mol Man> just kinda stayed that way
16:59 <Dogfoger> We all were
16:59 <Hofmic> Dogfoger has a point. Have you seen babies these days?
16:59 <Hofmic> All red and crying and awkward
16:59 <Hallowland> *-*
16:59 <Hofmic> Seriously, it's awful
16:59 <Dogfoger> And purple
17:00 <Hofmic> And they poop and eat and burp and cry
17:00 <Thejman12> wow that convo...
17:00 <Hofmic> Purple? I dunno, dog, you might wanna get that checked
17:00 <Hofmic> Hi Thejman12
17:00 <Thejman12> hi =p
17:00 <Dogfoger> Alot of babies these days are born with the umbilical cord wrapped around their necks
17:00 <Dogfoger> Therefore, purple.
17:01 <Hallowland> o-o
17:01 <Dogfoger> oh great
17:01 <Hofmic> Ladies and gentlemen, anatomy!
17:01 <Dogfoger> someone messaged me and I'm sitting on my phone
17:01 <Dogfoger> first world problems
17:01 <Hofmic> Why are you sitting on your phone?
17:01 <Hofmic> I usually just keep mine in my pocket
17:01 <Dogfoger> Because it was vibrating
17:01 <Hofmic> I see (I really don't)
17:02 <Dogfoger> I was trying to make it stop, honestly
17:02 <Dogfoger> Ok I'm lieing
17:02 <The Mol Man> no one calls me
17:02 <Hofmic> Okay, I really don't know Hallowland. I should get to know Hallowland. Hi Hallowland. I'm Mike. 
17:02 <The Mol Man> I don't blame them
17:02 <The Mol Man> omfg
17:02 <The Mol Man> Hofmike
17:02 <Dogfoger> Truth be told, I have no idea why I'm sitting on my cellphone
17:02 <Dogfoger> omg
17:02 <Hofmic> I'll call you mol man. Unless you're long distance. Ain't nobody got time for that
17:02 <Hallowland> hai
17:02 <Hofmic> Mol, surely you knew that?
17:03 <The Mol Man> call hallow gabby
17:03 <The Mol Man> no tbh
17:03 <Dogfoger> You are the same person
17:03 <The Mol Man> so is your name pronounced hofmike or hofmick?
17:03 <Dogfoger> You should know that
17:03 <Dogfoger> Or Hofmis
17:03 <The Mol Man> pancakes and I are the same
17:03 <Dogfoger> I thought you hated pancakes
17:03 <Hofmic> Well, due to the rules of the English language, it's only natural to say "Hof-mik"
17:03 <The Mol Man> no
17:04 <Hofmic> Pancakes are great. But waffles are the stuff of the gods
17:04 <The Mol Man> I hate this form of me, pancakes is aight
17:04 <Hofmic> You have other forms? Like liquid, solid, plasma?
17:04 <Dogfoger> The English language is seriously fucked up
17:04 <Dogfoger> So I don't know what to believe
17:04 <Hofmic> Dude, have you seen Korean?
17:04 <Hallowland> >_>
17:04 <Dogfoger> Korean is easy to learn
17:05 <Hofmic> Seriously, the Koreans know how to scare people.
17:05 <Hofmic>
17:05 <Hofmic> (read with headphones)
17:05 <Hofmic> (don't die)
17:05 <Ciphrius Kane> Fun fact: the English language is one of the most difficult to learn
17:05 <The Mol Man> 90% of speakers don't know it
17:05 <The Mol Man> btw, GHOTI is pronounced the same as FISH
17:06 <Hofmic> Every language is hard to learn if you're over the age of five.
17:06 <Hallowland> i didnt read but I scrolled down and yikes
17:06 <Hofmic> Mol, what is this sorcery?
17:06 <The Mol Man> gh from rough makes "F"
17:06 <Hofmic> Hallowland, I first encountered that comic at three in the morning.
17:06 <Hofmic> Alone.
17:06 <The Mol Man> o from women makes "I"
17:06 <Hofmic> In the dark.
17:06 <Hofmic> Did not sleep.
17:06 <The Mol Man> ti from nation makes "SH"
17:06 <Hallowland> lol
17:06 <The Mol Man> GHOTI == FISH
17:07 <Hofmic> Madness.
17:07 <The Mol Man> NOU
17:07 <Hofmic> Fine, me. Gho-tee
17:07 <The Mol Man> fis*
17:07 <The Mol Man> fish***
17:08 <Hofmic> Bluefire2!
17:08 <The Mol Man> is a nub
17:08 <Bluefire2> feels good to be on an old PC
17:08 <The Mol Man> nou
17:08 <Hofmic> You heard it here first
17:08 <Dogfoger> mother of god
17:08 <Dogfoger> habblet!
17:08 <Bluefire2> time to get my windows level up with some windows XP
17:08 <Dogfoger> I mean
17:08 <Dogfoger> Hofmic&
17:08 <Bluefire2> :D
17:08 <Hofmic> XP? What is this, 2005?
17:08 <Dogfoger> Hofmic that scared the shit out of me
17:08 <Bluefire2> no, hof 
17:08 <Hofmic> Sorry Dogfoger.
17:09 <Bluefire2> this is Russia
17:09 <Dogfoger> My face went numb
17:09 <Hofmic> Ah, yes, Russia. In 2005?]
17:09 <The Mol Man> it's Argermashik
17:09 <Hofmic> Can you break that up, Mol?
17:09 <Ciphrius Kane> Eh, not that scary
17:10 <Dogfoger> omg
17:10 <Dogfoger> again!
17:10 <Hofmic> "Your search - Argermashik - did not match any documents."
17:10 <The Mol Man> Ar-ger-ma-shik
17:10 <Bluefire2> I had nothing to do so I built a working model of the 555 timer in redstone
17:10 <Bluefire2> Should I kill myself now
17:10 <Hofmic> Sorry Dogfoger, but I'm laughing my ass off now
17:10 <Dogfoger> :(
17:10 <The Mol Man> Suggestions:
17:10 <The Mol Man> Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
17:10 <The Mol Man> Try different keywords.
17:10 <The Mol Man> Try more general keywords.
17:10 <Dogfoger> I am a very high strung person, ok?
17:10 <The Mol Man> no
17:10 <Bluefire2> what is this
17:11 <Hofmic> HofmicSeriously, the Koreans know how to scare people.
17:11 <Hofmic>
17:11 <Hofmic> (read with headphones)
17:11 <Hofmic> (don't die)
17:11 <The Mol Man> google 'ɘ'
17:11 <The Mol Man> final result on front page
17:11 <The Mol Man> S ɫ ɘ p h (Universtephs) on Twitter
17:11 <The Mol Man> latest from S ɫ ɘ p h (@Universtephs). △ Friends are like balloons. When you stab them, they die. △. Instagram: Universtephs.
17:11 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
17:11 <Dogfoger> I didn't have headphones on
17:11 <Dogfoger> I just had sound on
17:11 <Hofmic> Oh, you missed out on so much Dogfoger
17:11 <The Mol Man> Friends are like balloons. When you stab them, they die.
17:11 <Hofmic> Oh, wait, sound on. You passed
17:12 <Hallowland> why did you think I died ;-;
17:12 <Hofmic> Had to be safe, Hallowland
17:12 <Dogfoger> lol I love getting a fright
17:12 <The Mol Man>
17:12 <Dogfoger> Do you have another one of those?
17:12 <Hallowland> I mean
17:12 <The Mol Man> lol listen to the sound file
17:12 <Hofmic> Sadly, no. 
17:12 <Dogfoger> awh
17:12 <Hallowland> when I joined chat
17:12 <Hallowland> everyone spammed thinking I was dead ;-;
17:12 <Bluefire2> amg
17:12 <Bluefire2> holee shiet
17:12 <Hofmic> Because they though you died, Hallowland!
17:13 <Hofmic> Do you not realize how final that is?
17:13 <The Mol Man> listen to the sound file!!!
17:13 <Hofmic> If you die here, you die in real life!
17:13 <Hofmic> OKAY MOL!
17:13 <The Mol Man> it's lol
17:13 <Hofmic> Ok, I don't like that sound
17:13 <Dogfoger> Godamnit
17:13 <Hofmic> It sounds... wrong
17:13 <The Mol Man> it's the name of my bot
17:13 <Hofmic> You have a bot?
17:14 <Hofmic> And you named it?
17:14 <The Mol Man> [[User:Mol Bot]]
17:14 <Dogfoger> I watched the thing again
17:14 <Hofmic> Don't you think that's a bit too much attachment?
17:14 <Dogfoger> And I still got a fright
17:14 <The Mol Man> ɘ
17:14 <Hofmic> Oh! Oh! I have a bot... somewhere... [[User:HofBot]]
17:14 <The Mol Man> ɘɘɘɘɘɘɘɘɘɘɘɘɘ I dunno
17:14 <The Mol Man> mol bot is just a redirect to [[user:ɘ]]
17:15 <Hofmic> Hi Omega Delta! Welcome to the chat.
17:15 <Omega Delta> Thanks for the kind welcome
17:15 <Hofmic> To exorcise all users, press 1.
17:15 <Omega Delta> My first in years.
17:15 <Dogfoger> what does Hofbot do?
17:15 <Omega Delta> -proud-
17:15 <Hofmic> To delete this instance of the universe, press 2.
17:15 <Hofmic> To kick Dogfoger, press 3.
17:15 <Bluefire2> hi ΩΔ
17:15 <Hallowland> 3
17:15 <Dogfoger> To make Hofmic go away, press 9
17:15 <Omega Delta> 3 JOKES
17:15 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
17:16 <Hallowland> nouu ;-;
17:16 <Ciphrius Kane> 2
17:16 <Bluefire2> αρα μαινει?
17:16 <Hofmic> Oh, he's a good sport
17:16 <AnselaJonla>
17:16 <Omega Delta> Dogfoger is accually nice
17:16 <Omega Delta> Get him back
17:16 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
17:16 <The Mol Man> no he isn't
17:16 <Ciphrius Kane> Why didn't the universe go boom?
17:16 <Dogfoger> Alright, who's the wiseguy who pressed 3?
17:16 <Hallowland> omega
17:17 <Hofmic> She's not wrong.
17:17 <Ciphrius Kane> Hallowland:
17:17 <Ciphrius Kane> 3
17:17 <Omega Delta> Wot
17:17 <Omega Delta> Ok ok he's kinda bad
17:17 <Bluefire2> wath
17:17 <Omega Delta> And he supports puns
17:17 <The Mol Man>
17:17 <Dogfoger> !logs
17:17 <RSChatBot> Chat logs may be seen [[Project:Chat/Logs|here]].
17:17 <Hofmic> Omega Delta, we don't recognise "JOKES"
17:17 <Dogfoger> I shall see
17:17 <Hofmic> !updatelogs
17:17 <Dogfoger> Oh
17:17 <RSChatBot> Hofmic: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 170 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
17:17 <Dogfoger> Thanks <3
17:17 <Omega Delta> !choptree
17:17 <The Mol Man>
17:17 <Hallowland> i misstyped
17:17 <Hallowland> i meant 4
17:17 <Omega Delta> !lightyewlogs
17:17 <Dogfoger> HALLOW
17:18 <Omega Delta> Dogfoger,tell me moar
17:18 <Dogfoger> :((
17:18 <Hofmic> 4: Destroy the known universe
17:18 <Omega Delta> about ur bad experiences
17:18 <The Mol Man> that name is too fucking long
17:18 <Dogfoger> I thought we had something
17:18 <Hofmic> FOR THE DALEK!
17:18 <The Mol Man>
17:18 <Hofmic> กรุงเทพ มหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยามหาดิลกภพ นพรัตน์ราชธานี บุรีรมย์อุดมราชนิเวศน์มหาสถาน อมรพิมานอวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยะวิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์
17:18 <Omega Delta> Im the first human being to add transculensy to [Evil spirit}
17:18 <AnselaJonla> EX-TER-MI-NAME
17:18 <Dogfoger> What you mean "bad experiences"?
17:18 <Hofmic> Sounds like some voodoo talk
17:18 <Omega Delta> [Evil spirit]
17:18 <Omega Delta> WOT
17:18 <AnselaJonla> EX-TER-MI-NATE
17:18 <Bluefire2> voodoo :D
17:18 <Hofmic> [[Evil spirit]]
17:18 -!- Hallowland has left Special:Chat.
17:18 <Bluefire2> @@@
17:18 <Omega Delta> Yea,evil spirit
17:18 <Hofmic> "Translucency"?
17:19 <The Mol Man>
17:19 <Omega Delta> Thank you KAtniss i hope u win the next hunger games loev u xx x
17:19 -!- Amascut has joined Special:Chat
17:19 <The Mol Man> Usage notes
17:19 <The Mol Man> In English, this is called space.
17:19 <Omega Delta> -acts like a typical facebook gurl-
17:19 <The Mol Man> yay hallow
17:19 <Dogfoger> May the odds be EVER in your favour.
17:19 <Omega Delta> I dont get it why neardly every girl i see on Facebook must put x's on the end of every comment
17:20 <Hofmic> Omega Delta, lyk dis if u cry ever tym
17:20 <The Mol Man> amascut = hallow
17:20 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
17:20 <Amascut> lies
17:20 <Omega Delta> I mean,it's getting annoying like all the Imgur puns now
17:20 <Omega Delta> They give us fucking kisses everytime.
17:20 -!- Amascut has left Special:Chat.
17:20 <Hofmic> *kisses Omega Delta*
17:21 <Bluefire2> imgur puns?
17:21 <ɘ>
17:21 <Bluefire2> who would do such a thing
17:21 <Hofmic> Go away, mol man boit
17:21 <ɘ> you like my avatar?
17:21 <AnselaJonla> This
17:21 <ɘ> That
17:21 <Hofmic> Bluefire2, do you really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
17:21 -!- ɘ has left Special:Chat.
17:21 <Bluefire2> No
17:21 <Dogfoger> Yes
17:21 <Hofmic> backwards "e" thingy, do you have a higher resolution version?
17:22 <Dogfoger> Because that is EXACTLY what people do
17:22 <Bluefire2> Mr Putin doesn't go on the internet
17:22 <Bluefire2> he just lies
17:22 <The Mol Man>
17:22 <Hofmic> "higher"
17:22 <The Mol Man> highɘr*
17:22 <The Mol Man> and that's the original resolution
17:22 <AnselaJonla> [[Update:Wilderness Warbands]]
17:22 <Dogfoger> I feel like clicking that "Emergency shutdown" button on Hofbots page
17:23 <Joeytje50> y u
17:23 <Bluefire2> Prank shutdown
17:23 <Bluefire2> plz do
17:23 <Hofmic> Ooh, who are all these attractive young people with their british accents working for Jagex now?
17:23 <Hofmic> Go ahead, Dogfoger.
17:23 <Hofmic> I dare you.
17:23 <Hofmic> I....
17:23 <The Mol Man> DARE
17:23 <Hofmic> I DOG DARE YOU!
17:23 <Bluefire2> go on
17:23 <Dogfoger> Mod Mark = Attractive?
17:23 <Bluefire2> he provoked you
17:23 <Hofmic> No, wait, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
17:23 <The Mol Man> mod mark is a sexy mother fucker
17:23 <Bluefire2> act in self defence
17:23 <Dogfoger> omg
17:24 <Dogfoger> I have to
17:24 <Dogfoger> i clicked it o.o
17:24 <Bluefire2> @@@
17:24  * Dogfoger runs
17:24 <Bluefire2> death to the hof
17:24 <Dogfoger> mwahahaha
17:24 <Hofmic> Come on Dogfoger. Carry through. Or be known forever as a coward.
17:25 <Dogfoger> I don't know how to carry thtough
17:25 <Dogfoger> took me to an edit page
17:25 <Dogfoger> I usual avoid those
17:25 <Bluefire2> amg
17:25 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
17:25 <Hofmic> Save an edit
17:25 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
17:25 <Hofmic> The fact the talk page has been changed will prevent AWB from working until the page has been viewed
17:25 <Dogfoger> What does hofbot do?
17:25 <Hofmic> Edit pages
17:26 <Hofmic> But in a cooler and more debonair fashion than normally
17:26 <Hofmic> Also a lot faster
17:26 <The Mol Man> ɘ uploads "compressed" images
17:26 <Dogfoger> k
17:26 <Dogfoger> I'd rather not
17:26 <The Mol Man> by compressed, I mean they have porn interlaced in them
17:26 <Bluefire2> num audebis hic facere?
17:26 <Hofmic> DO IT
17:26 <The Mol Man> but it's nearly impossible to find
17:26 <Hofmic> Mol, I need some of these images. For science.
17:27 <Dogfoger> I don't know if this is some kind of trick
17:27 <Hofmic> Who amongst you is man enough to deface [[User_talk:HofBot]]?
17:27 <The Mol Man> any of is uploads
17:27 <The Mol Man> me
17:27 <Bluefire2> go mol
17:27 <Bluefire2> gogogo
17:27 <Hofmic> Prove it!
17:27 <Bluefire2> go, 12 of pure carbon
17:27 <The Mol Man> done
17:27 <Hofmic> POOP?
17:27 <Bluefire2> 12g*
17:28 <Dogfoger> Years of being bullied at school leaves me extremely un trusting
17:28 <Hofmic> He's no man :o
17:28 <Bluefire2> wai
17:28 <The Mol Man> you said deface
17:28 <Dogfoger> I trust no one
17:28 <Bluefire2> y u do dis dogfoger
17:28 <Dogfoger> lololol mol
17:28 <Joeytje50> Bluefire2: 12g of pure carbon is .99% of a mol
17:28 <Bluefire2> DIE
17:28 <Joeytje50> um, 99%*
17:28 <The Mol Man>
17:28 <Bluefire2> DIE NOW
17:28 <The Mol Man> no
17:28 <The Mol Man> it is literally defined as 12g of pure carbon
17:29 <Thejman12> no... noooooo 
17:29 <Hofmic> Why carbon? Let's use uranium
17:29 <Bluefire2> 92g?
17:29 <Dogfoger> Oh
17:29 <Thejman12> that remind me of school.....
17:29 <Bluefire2> seems legit
17:29 <Dogfoger> I thought joey said milk carton
17:29 <Dogfoger> Makes more sense really
17:29 <The Mol Man> not 92g you noob
17:29 <Fswe1> I hit 8 with Fire Strike.
17:29 <The Mol Man> that's its Z, not Mass
17:29 <Bluefire2> 1337g of pure milk carton
17:29 <Bluefire2> dayum
17:29 <Fswe1> Twice consecutively.
17:29 <Bluefire2> 236
17:29 <Fswe1> I am so awesome.
17:29 <Hofmic> HAI Fswe1!
17:29 <Hofmic> You are so awesome!
17:29 <Bluefire2> that's what I meant, 236
17:29 <Hofmic> *swoons*
17:30 <Hofmic> No, not 236.
17:30 <Hofmic> Use the good stuff
17:30 <The Mol Man> Current (1967): The amount of substance of a system which contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilogram of carbon 12.
17:30 <Hofmic> U-238
17:30 <Thejman12> Hi fswe
17:30 <The Mol Man>
17:30 <Bluefire2> 236 = isotope
17:30 <Bluefire2> methinks
17:30 <The Mol Man> joey noob
17:30 <Hofmic> Pssh, I want the good stuff
17:30 <Dogfoger> Omega Delta
17:30 <Hofmic> Who cares about stability?
17:30 <Bluefire2> Fairy nuff
17:30 <The Mol Man> anything is an isotope
17:30 <The Mol Man> noob
17:30 <Bluefire2> yo momma is an isotope
17:30 <Joeytje50> The Mol Man: pure carbon is carbon 12 + carbon 14 + another isotope
17:30 <Hofmic> A lot of isotopes, yes
17:30 <Joeytje50> so pure carbon =/= carbon 12
17:31 <The Mol Man> gtfo
17:31 <The Mol Man> goml
17:31 <Fswe1> ...HOFMIC!
17:31 <Fswe1> <3333333333333333333333333333333
17:31 <Hofmic> We humans are sacks of chemicals that eat more chemicals to survive. We also play games to see who's the best. But sometimes humans ingest chemicals that make them too strong. And they win games!
17:31 <Hofmic> That sounds horrible.
17:31 <Bluefire2> joey, cur se non occidis?
17:31 <The Mol Man> i'm a sack ;)
17:31 <Bluefire2> ^broken latin
17:31 <Hofmic> Dear Fswe1,
17:31 <Hofmic> I love you too.
17:31 <Hofmic> <3
17:31 <Hofmic> -Hof
17:31 <Fswe1> Because he likes his life, Blue.
17:31 <The Mol Man> ban fswe plox
17:32 <Bluefire2> amg
17:32  * Fswe1 bans Fswe1
17:32 <Bluefire2> a fellow awesome person
17:32 <The Mol Man>
17:32 <Thejman12> Fswe, that quecus image was horrible to trans
17:32 <Dogfoger>
17:32 <Dogfoger> the top comment
17:32 <Fswe1> I imagine it is.
17:33 <Thejman12> Can't do transl on that btw... so some1 go ahead
17:33 <Fswe1>
17:33 <Hofmic> No thanks. I did my share of translucency pictures. Never. Again.
17:33 <Thejman12> lol
17:33 <The Mol Man> 10.10 would fuck that comment
17:33 <Joeytje50> pillar?
17:34 <AnselaJonla> Salt in the Wound
17:34 <Hofmic> Yeah, you ionic and all
17:34  * Joeytje50 doesn't get teh quickmeme
17:34 <Hofmic> As in, composed of ions
17:34 <The Mol Man> iony
17:34 <Fswe1> I(r)onic.
17:34 <Hofmic> Ya'all are crackpots who don't understand thermodynamics!
17:34 -!- Anagram 2135 has joined Special:Chat
17:34 <Hofmic> Hi Anagram 2135!
17:35 <Hofmic> Welcome to the chat!
17:35 <Hofmic> To expell all members, please enter the passphrase.
17:35 <Dogfoger> hofmic
17:35 <Dogfoger> dial it down
17:35 <Hofmic> Hush
17:35 <The Mol Man> no howmic
17:35 <The Mol Man> keep it up
17:35 <Hofmic> Uh... hush
17:35 <Dogfoger> Do NOT press the third number
17:35 <Hofmic> Anagram 2135. Please enter the passphrase.
17:36 <Hofmic> You have 90 seconds till self destruct.
17:36 <The Mol Man> dgsd766332hdsnaskd948enmaopa34743gendsafs843732gdbnads9sdf87w
17:36 <The Mol Man> h!
17:36 <Dogfoger> molspam
17:36 <Anagram 2135> what?
17:36 <Fswe1> dgsd766332hdsnaskd948enmaopa34743gendsafs843732gdbnads9sdf87v*
17:36 <Hofmic> Invalid passphrase. You have three tries remaining.
17:36 <Dogfoger> I know the passphrase!
17:36 <The Mol Man>
17:36 <Fswe1> [[Easter Bunny]]'s name is Harvey yay.
17:37 <Hofmic> Anagram 2135, please enter the passphrase.
17:37 <Dogfoger> mol
17:37 -!- Anagram 2135 has left Special:Chat.
17:37 <Dogfoger> i lol'd really hard at that this morning
17:37 <The Mol Man> is pro
17:37 <Dogfoger> HOFMIC
17:37 -!- Bluefire2 has left Special:Chat.
17:37 -!- Anagram 2135 has joined Special:Chat
17:37 <The Mol Man>
17:37 <Hofmic> Uh oh.
17:37 <Dogfoger> You scared the lil guy off
17:37 <The Mol Man> that will always make me lol
17:37 <Dogfoger> Oh
17:37 <The Mol Man> ignizzle
17:37 <Hofmic> Anagram 2135, please enter the passphrase
17:37 <Hofmic> Time is running out. Impending doom is approachng.
17:38 <Fswe1> D0000000000000000000M!
17:38 <The Mol Man> 3
17:38 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
17:38 <AnselaJonla> 42
17:38 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
17:38 <Dogfoger> damnit mol
17:38 <The Mol Man>
17:38 <Hofmic> Anagram 2135, please enter the passphrase.
17:38 <The Mol Man> what? did you lol at it?
17:38 <Hofmic> Please hurry.
17:38 <Dogfoger> no
17:38 <The Mol Man> newspaper ignizzle
17:38 <AnselaJonla> Hof, shut it now
17:38 <Dogfoger> you pressed three
17:38 <The Mol Man> 3
17:38 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
17:38 <The Mol Man> wtf is special about 3?
17:39 <Fswe1> 3
17:39 <Hofmic> Oh, jeeze, who pushed three this time?
17:39 <Fswe1> 3
17:39 <Fswe1> 3
17:39 <Fswe1> 3
17:39 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
17:39 <Fswe1> Yay I banned Dogfoger.
17:39 <The Mol Man> wtf does 3 do?
17:39 <Hofmic> Anagram 2135, time is expired.
17:39 <Dogfoger> It kicks me from the chat
17:39 <Fswe1> has*
17:39 <The Mol Man> why?3
17:39 <Hofmic> Commencing total chat wipe out
17:39 <Dogfoger> Because Hof said so
17:39 -!- Hofmic has left Special:Chat.
17:39 <Fswe1> Anyway, tine to do the Easter Event!!
17:39 <Dogfoger> Hof
17:39 <Dogfoger> Use /clear
17:39 <The Mol Man> I must abuse this 3
17:39 <Dogfoger> If you have hax
17:39 <Fswe1> How, are you permanently back?
17:39 -!- Hofmic has joined Special:Chat
17:39 <Fswe1> Danb you Hof.
17:40 <Hofmic> Shouldn't have started with me.
17:40 <Dogfoger> Or you could do that
17:40 <Fswe1> Yay Hof~! <3
17:40 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
17:40 <Anagram 2135> what are these stars next to your name?
17:40 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
17:40 <Fswe1> Hof, are you perma-back?
17:40 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
17:40 <Hofmic> Way to go Anagram 2135.
17:40 <Dogfoger> Do you have chat haz?
17:40 <Dogfoger> hax*
17:40 <Dogfoger> @hofmic
17:40 <The Mol Man>
17:40 <Hofmic> Hmm... or is it "insufficient"
17:40 <Hofmic> Yeah, "in"...
17:41 <Fswe1> Implying "yebno"?
17:41 <Hofmic> Anagram 2135, the star next to my name means I'm god.
17:41 <Dogfoger> mod*
17:41 <AnselaJonla> Hof...
17:41 <Dogfoger> Stupid g
17:41 <Hofmic> Uh, so is Joey. And ciph. and ansela.
17:41 <AnselaJonla> I disagree
17:41 <AnselaJonla> With you being god
17:41 <Dogfoger> Joey is god
17:41 <Hofmic> Okay, Pseudo God?
17:41 <AnselaJonla> Demi-god, maybe
17:41 <Dogfoger> Nuff said
17:41 <Fswe1> But Ansela is a cookie.
17:41 <Hofmic> False profit?
17:41 <Joeytje50> :D
17:41 <Hofmic> Devil?
17:41 <Fswe1> Joey is a caekie.
17:41 <Joeytje50> 0:D
17:41 <Fswe1> And Ciph is...
17:41 <The Mol Man>
17:41 <Fswe1> ...let's not mention him.
17:41 <Dogfoger> good idea
17:42 <Dogfoger> Mol stop browsing my random
17:42 <Anagram 2135> lol, crazy people
17:42 <Hofmic> Ciph is a silly place
17:42 -!- Anagram 2135 has left Special:Chat.
17:42 <Fswe1> Ugh, I can't do this.
17:42 <Hofmic> Crazy? Say that to my face!
17:42 <Fswe1> Time for Easter.
17:42 <Hofmic> Or...whatever.
17:42 <Fswe1> Contact me in-game if you need to.
17:42 <Hofmic> What?
17:42 <Hofmic> You're leaving me?
17:42 <Fswe1> Hofhof, go explore GU.
17:42 <Fswe1> Just login Hoffy. <3
17:42 <The Mol Man> i'm not on random you dit
17:42 <Hofmic> [[GU]]
17:42 <Fswe1> Yay for 'of'of.
17:42 <Fswe1> Might be back later.
17:42 <Fswe1> Miiiiiiiiiiiight.
17:43 <Fswe1> Might is yay.
17:43 <Fswe1> Caekness.
17:43 <Fswe1> Wahooo.
17:43 <Fswe1> Alkenes > Alkanes.
17:43 <Fswe1> Just cuz.
17:43 <Fswe1> Alkynes are nubbish
17:43 -!- Hallowland has joined Special:Chat
17:43 <Dogfoger> just leave already
17:43 <Hallowland> y chrome crash
17:43 <Fswe1> But gotta love isopropyl.
17:43 <Fswe1> Fine. ;_;
17:43 <Hofmic> Fswe1, are you just trying to make me feel guilty?
17:43 <Dogfoger> Hallow is now god
17:43 <The Mol Man>
17:43 <Ciphrius Kane> You guys are lucky I'm busy on RS or I'd be tearing you apart
17:43 <Fswe1> ...noo...
17:43 <Hallowland> yay, gender change
17:43 <Fswe1> >.>
17:43 <Fswe1> <.<
17:43 <Fswe1> >.>
17:43 <Fswe1> <.<
17:43 <Hallowland> stop
17:43 <Fswe1> Yebno.
17:43 <Hallowland> =.=
17:43 <Dogfoger> If ansela were here
17:44 <Fswe1> Hallow, huggle 'of'of.
17:44 <Dogfoger> She would've slit your throat with your own teeth
17:44 <Dogfoger> HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
17:44 <Hofmic> If the world was like RuneScape, transexuals would have a fieldday
17:44 <The Mol Man> snowmosexuals
17:44 <Fswe1> BYE.
17:44 <Hofmic> Hmm,....field day.
17:44 <Dogfoger> If the world was like runescape
17:44 <Dogfoger> well
17:44 <Hofmic> I'm not a member any more.
17:44 <Dogfoger> let's not go there
17:44 <Fswe1> *cough*
17:44 <Hofmic> Wait, you WHAT with PR?
17:44 <Fswe1> Free players can login you tart.
17:45  * AnselaJonla stretches and yawns
17:45 <Hofmic> But it's...ew
17:45 <Dogfoger> run fswe, run!
17:45 <Fswe1> *runz*
17:45 -!- Fswe1 has left Special:Chat.
17:45  * AnselaJonla goes hunting
17:45 <Hofmic> I never got why they ditched the F2P HS
17:45 <AnselaJonla> Here Moly Moly Moly
17:45 <AnselaJonla> Come here you nuisance squirrel
17:45 <Dogfoger> Glad she ain't hunting Dogs
17:46 <Hofmic> AnselaJonla, why Arcanine?
17:46 <AnselaJonla> Why not?
17:46 <Hofmic> Woah, is that shiny?
17:46 <Ciphrius Kane> Cause she likes fire and dogs
17:46 <Dogfoger> Hof
17:46 <AnselaJonla> Hofmic, why Katniss?
17:46 <Dogfoger> You should've seen my last image
17:46 <Hofmic> Because I like fire and birds.
17:46 <Hofmic> And Jennifer Lawrence.
17:46 <Dogfoger> [[User:Dogfoger]]
17:47 <Hofmic> Everyone loves Jennifer Lawrenec.
17:47 <Hofmic> Lawrence*
17:47 <Dogfoger> Hof
17:48 <Ciphrius Kane> Also Lucario and Arcanine are in the same breeding group
17:48 <Hofmic> Oh, Ciphrius Kane...
17:48 <Dogfoger> Much better than some Arcanine
17:48 <Hofmic> Terribke, Dogfoger. Ditto is basically a whore pokemon.
17:48 <Hofmic> Everyone just uses Ditto to make babies.
17:48 <Dogfoger> I'm ok with that.
17:48 <The Mol Man>
17:48 <Dogfoger> Back to Yin Yanf
17:49 <Ciphrius Kane> Though it's rare to find breeding Lucario/Arcanine pairs
17:49 <Hofmic> *wipes another tear away* Yeah Ciphrius Kane and AnselaJonla! Hip hip horay!
17:49 <Hofmic> No, no, that looks wrong....
17:49 <Hofmic> horray?
17:49 <Hofmic> horrey
17:49 <Hofmic> hurray
17:49 <Hofmic> Is that one right?
17:49 <Hofmic> I think so.
17:50 <The Mol Man> TIL Ellen was Dory
17:50 <Dogfoger> Hurray
17:50 <Hofmic> YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MOL?
17:50 <The Mol Man> nope
17:50 <Hofmic> Caaaannnn yoooouuuu speaaaakkk whaaalllleeee??
17:51 <Ciphrius Kane> Lucario and Arcanine both have high chances of being male
17:51 <The Mol Man> arcanine is 50-50
17:51 <Hofmic> Man, Ciphrius Kane, aren't you glad AnselaJonla doesn't have a penis?
17:51 <Dogfoger> Pokemon anal sex
17:51 <Ciphrius Kane> 87% for Lucario and 75% for Arcanine
17:51 <Dogfoger> There goes my childhood
17:51 <Hofmic> Not that that'd necessarily be a bad thing. If you're into that.
17:51 <Ciphrius Kane> Hofmic...stop
17:51 <Hofmic> I'm done.
17:52 <The Mol Man> o wow it is 75
17:52 <Ciphrius Kane> Vulpix has a 75% chance of being female
17:52 <The Mol Man> I have a 12% chance of being female
17:52 <Hofmic> But Vulpix is totally unrelated. It evolves into Ninetails
17:52 <Hallowland> i liek candy
17:52 <Ciphrius Kane> Very annoying trying to get a female Growlithe on B2
17:53 -!- Ciphrius Kane has left Special:Chat.
17:53 <Hofmic> 25% chance? Encounter rate is 20%, so overall 5% chance of a female growlithe. Could be worse.
17:53 <Dogfoger> Just use a friggin ditto
17:53 <Hofmic> I've never put any thought into my genders, though...
17:54 <Dogfoger> Yeah me neither
17:54 <Hofmic> Dogfoger, dittos feel wrong.
17:54 <The Mol Man> give everstone to adamant nature
17:54 <The Mol Man> feale
17:54 <Hofmic> They're like... flubber
17:54 <Dogfoger> No
17:54 <Dogfoger> They're jelly
17:54 <Hofmic> You've seen Flubber, though, right?
17:54 <Hofmic> DAE Robin Williams?
17:55 <Hofmic> Oh captain, my captain
17:55 <Hofmic> Hallowland, Battleben, Joeytje50, and TonyBest100, you're quiet.
17:55 <Hofmic> Actually, Battleben, you're mute.
17:55 <Dogfoger> Ben is ben
17:55 <Dogfoger> Ben talks less that Athe
17:55 <Hofmic> This is the first time I've seen ben in the chat...
17:55 <Dogfoger> than*
17:55 <Hofmic> Like, ever
17:56 <Dogfoger> Well that's your fault for quiting
17:56 <Hofmic> What? Now, that's not true!
17:56 <Hofmic> Well, maybe a little true.
17:57 <The Mol Man> TIL Ellen is a woman
17:57 <Hofmic> *sniggers*
17:57 <The Mol Man> always thought she was a frog
17:57 <Joeytje50>
17:58 <Hofmic> Not all frogs are princes. Some are princesses.
17:58 <Hofmic> And others are just frogs.
17:58 <The Mol Man>
17:58 <Hofmic> Actually all the ones I've kissed
17:58 <The Mol Man> I kissed a rog
17:58 <Hofmic> Browsing reddit or something, Joeytje50?
17:58 <The Mol Man> it killed itselkf afterwards
17:58 <The Mol Man> frog*
17:58 <Dogfoger> damn you mol
17:58 <Joeytje50> Hofmic: Imgur
17:59 <Hofmic> THat's like reddit-lite
17:59 <The Mol Man> of:
17:59 <Coelacanth0794> hi
17:59 <The Mol Man> OMFG COEL
17:59 <The Mol Man> I HATE YOU
17:59 <The Mol Man> ♥
17:59 <Hofmic> Coelacanth0794!
17:59  * Coelacanth0794 ignizzles mol
17:59 <Hofmic> ...
17:59 <Hofmic> HI Coelacanth0794!
17:59 <Coelacanth0794> yes hofmic
17:59 <Hofmic> Yeah, I'm ignoring Coelacanth0794 now too.
18:00 <Coelacanth0794> wow these huge pics in newfiles
18:00 <Coelacanth0794> is oculus working again?
18:00 <The Mol Man> hfmic, u liek ponies
18:00 <Hofmic> I'm a man, I need MAN SIZED horses
18:00 <The Mol Man>
18:00 <Hofmic> Not those kids stuff
18:00 <TonyBest100>
18:00 <The Mol Man> princess luna
18:01 <Coelacanth0794> demise when you come back say how you got those good pics
18:01 <The Mol Man>
18:01 -!- Ciphrius Kane has joined Special:Chat
18:01 <TonyBest100> Coel, do u mean to 2 NPC's from wildy warbands?
18:01 <Coelacanth0794> and the quertus ent
18:01 <Hallowland> yes coel
18:01 <Hallowland> it's working again
18:01 <Coelacanth0794> it does??
18:02 <Coelacanth0794> Awesomesauce
18:02 <TonyBest100> Coel, answer is the OoO works again
18:02 <Hofmic> They broke the orb? Those bastards.
18:02 <The Mol Man>
18:02 <TonyBest100> They originally broke it but its fixed now
18:03 -!- Fswe1 has joined Special:Chat
18:03 <Fswe1> I got the chicken suit. <3
18:03 <TonyBest100>,16,11,64759198 New FAQ
18:03 <Coelacanth0794> well i am using a smaller screen since my laptop is borked
18:03 <Fswe1> THANK YOU HARVEY!
18:03 <Coelacanth0794> so it'll take me slightly longer to oculus so give me patience
18:03 <TonyBest100> and brb just going to update the patch notes, seeing as jagex also updated it when they fixed the OoO
18:03 <The Mol Man>
18:04 <Hofmic> Pfft, that image is so 9 hours ago, Mol
18:04 <The Mol Man>
18:04 <The Mol Man> top comment
18:04 <Fswe1> LOL
18:05 <Dogfoger> the person doesn't look like they're wearing pants
18:05 <The Mol Man>
18:05 <The Mol Man> I too am a sexual atheist
18:05 <Hofmic> Is that a problem, Dogfoger?
18:05 <Dogfoger> No.
18:05 <Dogfoger> Not at all.
18:05 <Hallowland> yikes
18:05 <Hallowland> virtus attack
18:05 <Hallowland> virus*
18:06 <Hofmic> I dunno, Hallowland:
18:06 <Hallowland> i think
18:06 <The Mol Man>
18:06 <The Mol Man>
18:07 <Dogfoger>
18:07 <Hofmic> Mol, would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
18:07 <The Mol Man>
18:07 <Dogfoger> the latter
18:07 <Dogfoger> because im lazy
18:07 <The Mol Man> literally fight?
18:07 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
18:08 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
18:08 <The Mol Man> i love that australian one
18:08 <Hofmic> So you'd just... die?
18:08 <The Mol Man> you cn just kick duck sized horses
18:08 <The Mol Man> but why would I>
18:08 <The Mol Man> can I just paint them ell to look like ponies?
18:09 <Hofmic> So, yeah, die?
18:09 <Hofmic> >.>
18:09 <Omega Delta> Yeah.
18:09 <Omega Delta> Die.
18:09 <Hofmic> Fine, be that way.
18:09 <Hofmic> So selfish!
18:09 <Hofmic> All those people that care about you...
18:09 <Hofmic> those people who will miss you...
18:09 <The Mol Man> no one
18:10 <The Mol Man> no one
18:10 <Hofmic> those people who depend on you updating the wiki!
18:10 <Hofmic> BETRAYED
18:10 <The Mol Man> no one
18:10 <Hofmic> I call bullshit. On the last one, at least.
18:10 <Hofmic> But it's ok, I'll love you.
18:10 <The Mol Man>
18:11 <The Mol Man>
18:11 <Fswe1>
18:11 <Hofmic> :o
18:11 <Coelacanth0794> wow
18:11 <Battleben> I made that to
18:11 <Battleben> but didn't upload
18:11 <Fswe1> wat
18:11 <Battleben> owell
18:11 <Hofmic> BATTLEBEN SPEAKS!
18:11 <Fswe1> lol.
18:11 <Fswe1> Sorry. =(
18:12 <Hofmic> Holy hell, he's alive!'
18:12 <The Mol Man> love it
18:12 <Battleben> np
18:12 <Hofmic> HI BEN!
18:12 <Battleben> Of course i'm alive.
18:12 <Fswe1> He has [[rammernaut]]/[[brute]] animations.
18:12 <Hofmic> And tya!
18:12 <Battleben> Why would I be dead
18:12 <Hofmic> Well, why not?
18:12 <TyA> I come to do evil stuff
18:12 <Hofmic> No evil stuff here.
18:12 <Ciphrius Kane> Oooh!  We're doing evil stuff!  I'll start
18:12 <Ciphrius Kane> Santa isn't real
18:12 <The Mol Man> ~report Hofmic
18:13 <The Mol Man> do it ty
18:13 <TyA> TYBOT D:
18:13 <The Mol Man> go report hofmic
18:13 <Hofmic> Hofmic has been reported
18:13 <Hofmic> It's not very effective.
18:13 <TyA> I'lljust restart the poor lad
18:13 <Fswe1> Santa isn't real?
18:13 <Hofmic> Sure he is.
18:13 <The Mol Man>
18:13 <Hofmic> Every Christmas I get cool shit from him.
18:14 <Hofmic> If he's not real, why do I keep getting stuff?
18:14 <Hofmic> Checkmate, atheists
18:14 <Dogfoger> Parents
18:14 <TyA> ~report Hofmic
18:14 <TyBot> Generating an edit report for Hofmic at [[User:TyBot/editreports/Hofmic]]
18:14 <Hofmic> It's blank...
18:14 <The Mol Man> that's moses givin you presents
18:14 <Fswe1> w00t, 15 Magic!
18:14 <Hofmic> oooh, now it's not
18:15 <Fswe1> Congratulate me. =(
18:15 <Hofmic> What's so special about April that most of my edits are from it?
18:15 <The Mol Man>
18:15 <Dogfoger> How
18:15 <Hofmic> You're the man now, dog!
18:15 <Dogfoger> You need to edit 43 more times
18:15 <Dogfoger> There is no dog here
18:16 <Fswe1> Yay I hit 8!
18:16 <Hofmic> Top 5 edit summaries:
18:16 <Hofmic> '' was used 443 times.
18:16 <Coelacanth0794> grz
18:16 <The Mol Man> I used that 30,000 times
18:16 <Dogfoger> If you're addressing me, Hofmic, I only answer to Dog
18:16 <Hofmic> I'm really consistent at using edit summaries
18:16 <Hofmic> Nearly 7k edits with less than 500 having blank edit summaries
18:16 <The Mol Man> me too
18:17 <The Mol Man> I consistently don't use them
18:17 <Fswe1> W00t!
18:17 <Fswe1> Level 16 Magic!
18:17 <The Mol Man> you suck
18:17 <Coelacanth0794> is it possible to have a skill hall in the basement?
18:17 <Hofmic> That's mean, Mol.
18:17 <The Mol Man> '' was used 35474 times
18:17 <The Mol Man> :D
18:17 <Hofmic> Congratulate him. He's newbie
18:18 <Hofmic> Fswe1 is...delicate.
18:18 <AnselaJonla> should be coel
18:18 <Hofmic> Welcome back Hallowland!
18:18 <Fswe1> I am on RS2007 ya tart.
18:18 <Hallowland> thanks
18:18 <Hallowland> left cus had warband and couldnt lagg
18:18 <Hallowland> it was weird
18:18 <The Mol Man> anything can be basemens except gardens and menag
18:18 <Fswe1> Sorry I wasn't present Saturday, Hallow. =(
18:18 <Hofmic> But you're still delicate, are you not, Fswe1?
18:18 <Hallowland> no one was there, no npcs...
18:18 <Hallowland> and it only lasted like 10 sec
18:18 <Fswe1> Like a soufflé, Hofmic.
18:19 <Hofmic> But where did you get the milk?
18:19 <The Mol Man> so orb really worksnow?
18:19 <Hallowland> yes
18:19 <Hofmic> So I hear
18:19 <Fswe1> THe latest Avatars are milkbenders now.
18:19 <Hofmic> So, like, gravity?
18:19 <The Mol Man> <--- lol
18:20 <Fswe1> Gravity doesn't exist.
18:20 <The Mol Man> hofmic
18:20 <The Mol Man> we never solved our physics problem
18:20 <Fswe1> Loooooooool.
18:20 <AnselaJonla> Fswe1 doesn't exist
18:20 <The Mol Man> thank god
18:21 <Fswe1> IT'S TRUEEEEE! D:
18:21  * Fswe1 vanishes to [[The Void]]
18:21 <Hofmic> Damn, you're right, mol. We never accounted for the effects of the earth's magnetic field on the skier's ski poles.
18:21 <The Mol Man> or on te torque being wrapped around the normal force
18:21 <Fswe1> Okay, guys, bye bye bye bye bye camel camel camel camel duck chicken
18:21 <Hallowland> habblet
18:22 <AnselaJonla> Moo
18:22 <The Mol Man> or the apple flavored air resistance \
18:22 <Hofmic> I think apple flavoured air probably has a density about 5% higher than regular air.
18:22 <AnselaJonla> Apple-flavoured air isn't funny :(
18:22 <Habblet> What
18:22 <Hofmic> But the density of air should be a function dependent on the altitutde
18:22 <The Mol Man> it also as a hint of grape
18:22 <The Mol Man> yes
18:22 <Fswe1> Should I mount my hypothetical kurask head or get a pet?
18:22 <The Mol Man> and longitude 
18:23 <Fswe1> ALTITUDE YEAH
18:23 <Hofmic> Do we also need to account for the position of the moon and its effects on the tide?
18:23 <Fswe1> Oh wait, I don't exist.
18:23 <Fswe1> I am an optical illusion.
18:23 <Coelacanth0794> k
18:23 <Hofmic> Go away imaginary person
18:24 <Fswe1> Okay bye.
18:24 -!- Fswe1 has left Special:Chat.
18:24 <Hofmic> Woo!
18:24 <Hofmic> We did it!
18:24 <The Mol Man> so orb works nao?
18:24 <The Mol Man> did what?
18:24 <Hofmic> I give half the credit to Mol
18:24 <The Mol Man> you were talking to nothing
18:24 <Hofmic> Uh, yes, yes.
18:25 <The Mol Man> schle's gone mad
18:25 <The Mol Man> or is it shcle?
18:25 <Hofmic> Anyway, I've been working out the math. I'm feeling really confident in it. The answer's 8.
18:25 <The Mol Man> 8 what?
18:25 <Hofmic> Just 8.
18:25 <The Mol Man> J(mol)/(s²Nm)
18:26 <Hofmic> What? No! W^2/m * s^-1
18:26 <Hofmic> ...What were we finding again?
18:27 <The Mol Man>
18:28 <The Mol Man> can someone rollback that edit
18:28 <The Mol Man> all he did was add 'gayyy'
18:28 <Hofmic> Gayyy
18:28 <The Mol Man> o wait it went through :x
18:28 <Hofmic> Why ask if you're going to ninja edit?
18:28 <Coelacanth0794> yeah
18:28 <Coelacanth0794> some kid named mol rolled it back
18:28 <The Mol Man> It was loading for like a minute
18:28 <The Mol Man> i closed the tab and gave up
18:29 <Hofmic> The hero we deserve!
18:30 <Ciphrius Kane> Not the one we need right now
18:30 <Hofmic> Finally
18:33 <Hofmic> Ok, two minutes of silence. I'm out.
18:33 <The Mol Man> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
18:33 <TonyBest100> We;re just busy when we're quiet
18:34 <The Mol Man> you're not doing anything important
18:35 <Hofmic> Oh god, I'm not ready to leave yet!
18:35 <Hofmic> And I don't really believe you guys are busy.
18:35 <The Mol Man> ^
18:36  * Hofmic pokes The Mol Man
18:36 <Hofmic> and TyBot
18:36 <Hofmic> What does this thing do, anyway
18:36 <The Mol Man> ~status
18:36 <TyBot> The GE Updater is not running!
18:36 <Hofmic> Oh, jeeze, is that a bad thing?
18:36 <The Mol Man> it has 1.2m edits like a baws
18:37 <The Mol Man> [[Special:EditCount/Wikia]]
18:37 <Hofmic> Is it.... loading for anyone?
18:37 <The Mol Man> yes
18:37 <The Mol Man> 14m edits global
18:37 <Hofmic> Ah, there. 14 million
18:37 <Hofmic> Not too shabby
18:38 <Hofmic> Bully for it.
18:38 -!- The Other Jonla has joined Special:Chat
18:38 <Dogfoger> hey jonla :D
18:38 <Hofmic> Welcome, The Other Jonla.
18:38 <Hofmic> You have 90 seconds to enter the passcode.
18:38 <The Other Jonla> hey Dogfoger
18:39 <Hofmic> Or until the planet is within range of our lasers. Whichever comes first.
18:39 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, please enter the passcode.
18:39 <The Other Jonla> What do those stars next to your names mean
18:39 <The Mol Man> 3
18:39 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:39 <Hofmic> To quote AnselaJonla, I am a demigod
18:39 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, please enter the passcode.
18:39 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:39 <Dogfoger> damnit mol
18:40 <The Mol Man> 3
18:40 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:40 <The Other Jonla> the feck is with this passcode rubbish?
18:40 <The Mol Man> dammit* btw
18:40 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, please enter the passcode.
18:40 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:40 <The Mol Man> 3
18:40 <Dogfoger> He entered the passphrase
18:40 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:40 <The Mol Man> 3
18:40 <Hofmic> Rubbish.
18:40 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:40 <The Mol Man> lol
18:40 <The Mol Man> 3
18:40 <Ciphrius Kane> The passcode is "Shut up Hofmic"
18:40 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:40 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, if you do not enter the passcode, the self destruct sequence will proceed.
18:41 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:41 <The Mol Man> lol this is too fun
18:41 <Hofmic> Ciphrius Kane, that was the old passcode. We upgraded.
18:41 <Dogfoger> Bad mol
18:41 <The Mol Man> 3
18:41 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:41 <The Other Jonla> Hofmic my personal passcode is shut yer damn trap yer prozzie!
18:41 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:41 <Dogfoger> damn you hofmic
18:41 <Dogfoger> you started this
18:41 <The Mol Man> del
18:41 <Hofmic> Invalid passcode. You have two tries remaining.
18:41 <The Mol Man> coel delete
18:42 <The Mol Man> or joey
18:42 <Coelacanth0794> eh
18:42 <The Mol Man> delete that page
18:42 <Dogfoger> Hofmic, what IS the passphrase?
18:42 <The Mol Man> 3
18:42 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:42 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, time is running up, please enter the passcode.
18:42 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:42 <Dogfoger> STAHP :(
18:42 <Hofmic> Dogfoger, that information is classified.
18:42 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla must enter the passcode or The Other Jonla will be exterminated.
18:43 <The Other Jonla> Hofmic, my passcode is valid and you know it
18:43 <The Mol Man> good coel
18:43 <Dogfoger> It was classfied information that the number 3 kicks me from the chat
18:43 <Coelacanth0794> wat
18:43 <Ciphrius Kane> 3
18:43 <Coelacanth0794> i'm busy
18:43 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:43 <Ciphrius Kane> Just ignore him Other
18:43 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:43 <The Other Jonla> ok
18:43 <The Mol Man> i said "good coel"
18:43 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, command does not compute. Initiating self destruct sequence.
18:43 <The Mol Man> 3
18:43 <Coelacanth0794> begone
18:43 <The Other Jonla> shall do
18:43 <The Mol Man> go away foel
18:43 <Hofmic> Sidenote: you have two attempts remaining.
18:43 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:43 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:43 -!- Hallowland has left Special:Chat.
18:44 <Hofmic> Sidenote: Sidenote: The Mol Man will be booted if he enters "3" again.
18:44 <The Mol Man> 4
18:44 <The Other Jonla> Hofmic sounds like they could do with some Arabian goggles in a Dutch oven.
18:44 <Dogfoger> NO
18:44 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, invalid passcode. You have one attempt remaining.
18:44 <The Mol Man> ³
18:44 <Ciphrius Kane> 3
18:44 -!- The Mol Man was kicked from Special:Chat by Hofmic
18:44 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:44 <Hofmic> Smart assery will not be tollerated.
18:44 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:45 <The Mol Man> D:
18:45 <The Mol Man> tollerated?
18:45 <The Mol Man> tolerated* 
18:45 <Hofmic> tolerated*
18:45 <The Mol Man> fin3
18:45 <The Mol Man> ;_;
18:45 <Hofmic> ...I'll allow it.
18:45  * Dogfoger pings Joeytje50
18:45  * Joeytje50 caeks
18:45 <Dogfoger> Mol, you still haven't figured out how it works
18:45 <Dogfoger> wait
18:45 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:46 <The Mol Man> i am fabulous
18:46 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:46 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, you have one attempt remaining. The self destruct timer is ticking.
18:46 <Dogfoger> Nevermind joey
18:46 <Dogfoger> You are of no use to me
18:46 <Joeytje50> ;_;
18:46 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla, please enter the passcode.
18:46 <Dogfoger> Hof
18:46 <The Mol Man> the passcode is bow wow ship wop da wop wop wizzle fizzle jazz doo op de wop wop
18:46 <Dogfoger> One of the two insane admins WILL bite you
18:46 <Hofmic> Correct passcode.
18:47 <Hofmic> The self destruct sequence has been halted.
18:47 <Ciphrius Kane> You calling my darling insane?
18:47 <The Mol Man> when in doubt: jazz it up
18:47 <Dogfoger> I'm calling both of you insane
18:47 <The Other Jonla> lol
18:47 <Hofmic> I'm pretty sure he means Helm and Psycho Robot
18:47 <The Mol Man> Ciphrius inSane
18:47 <The Other Jonla> I can confirm that Ansela is clinically insane
18:48 <Dogfoger> ^grounds for not kicking me
18:48 <Ciphrius Kane> As am I!  That's why we're the perfect couple
18:48 <The Mol Man> e has merit saying that
18:48 <The Other Jonla> you're the perfect couple, except you've never actually met
18:49 <The Mol Man> they have allegedly
18:49 <Ciphrius Kane> We met last year Other
18:49 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
18:49 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
18:50 <The Other Jonla> at that meet in Leicester that she wouldn't stop prattling on about? 
18:50 <Hofmic> Hey, I want to meet someone from the wiki. Anyone somewhat close to Canada? I'll buy you a beer!
18:50 <Dogfoger> Coel
18:50 <Coelacanth0794> wat
18:50 <The Mol Man> is in canada
18:50 <Dogfoger> Coel lives in Canada
18:50 <Coelacanth0794> yes
18:50 <The Mol Man> liar
18:50 <Hofmic> Ohmawgawd, a Cannuck?
18:50 <Ciphrius Kane> I cannae remember the city name, bad with names
18:51 <The Mol Man> Coel lives in Quebec 
18:51 <The Mol Man> all canadians do
18:51 <Coelacanth0794> no i dontw
18:51 <The Other Jonla> was it full of soft southern puffs?
18:51 <The Mol Man> all canadians do
18:51 <Hofmic> Quebec is where we exile the people that Canada doesn't like.
18:51 <Hofmic> It's not *really* Canada per se.
18:51 <The Mol Man> I saw a canadian get punched the other day
18:51 <The Other Jonla> Canada is where we exiled the people who were too polite for the UK
18:51 -!- Thefreeman500 has joined Special:Chat
18:51 <The Mol Man> he apologized to his attacker
18:52 <Ciphrius Kane> I wasnae paying attention to the other people Other
18:52 <Hofmic> Greetings, Thefreeman500.
18:52 <Hofmic> Welcome to the chat. No bullshit this time.
18:52 <Hofmic> Just a good ol' friendly welcome.
18:52 <Hofmic> Over elaborative, but well intended.
18:52 <The Mol Man> I entered the passcode
18:52 <Dogfoger> somma call him 'Other'
18:52 <Thefreeman500> ohi :D
18:52 <Hofmic> Thank Mol.
18:52 <Dogfoger> Call him Jonla
18:53 <Thefreeman500> wait, did i do something wrong last time?
18:53 <Hofmic> Imma call him The
18:53 <The Mol Man> the passcode was "bow wow ship wop da wop wop wizzle fizzle jazz doo op de wop wop" btw
18:53 <Hofmic> Yes, Thefreeman500
18:53 <The Mol Man> I'm 'The' >:I
18:53 <Hofmic> You were a very naughty boy
18:53 <Thefreeman500> what i do? :o
18:53 <Hofmic> Unless you're a girl, in which case you were a very naughty girl
18:53 <Thefreeman500> im the larder
18:53 <Dogfoger> Thefreeman500, ignore these wackos
18:53 <Hofmic> Uh, guys, we need something to blame him with
18:53 <Hofmic> He can't read these, can he?
18:53 <The Mol Man> Iraw
18:54 <Dogfoger> Run while you still have your sanity
18:54 <The Mol Man> the country south o Iraq
18:54 <Ciphrius Kane> Who can't?
18:54 <Hofmic> I thought this was private.
18:54 <The Mol Man> and if need another, we'll make a country called Irax
18:54 <Thefreeman500> im just here to tell mol still no luck on gloves :S
18:54 <Dogfoger> The people who ansela calls illiterate
18:54 <The Mol Man> I don't need the gloves anymore
18:54 <The Mol Man> whom* you illiterate monkey
18:54 <Thefreeman500> oh... well this is sawkward
18:54 <Dogfoger> I did that on purpose
18:54 <The Mol Man> sawkward?
18:54 <Dogfoger> super awkward
18:54 <The Mol Man> like when a table saw feels weird?
18:55 <Dogfoger> duh
18:55 <The Mol Man> Hi nail!
18:55 <Hofmic> Dude, it was more than weird
18:55 <The Mol Man> o wait you're screw
18:55 <The Mol Man> how sawkward
18:55 <Dogfoger> Sawkward = super awkward
18:55 <Thefreeman500> and thus, the seed as been planted
18:55 <Dogfoger> everyone knows that you gnit 
18:55 <Thefreeman500> has*
18:55 <Hofmic> This is all your fault.
18:55 <The Mol Man> for an attorny, it's lawkward
18:55 <Hofmic> You horrible person.
18:55 <The Other Jonla> I'm totally lost now
18:56 <Hofmic> Good,
18:56 <The Mol Man> meat? rawkward 
18:56 <Dogfoger> That was our intention
18:56 <Hofmic> Because you almost blew us up, the o
18:56 <Hofmic> The Other Jonla*
18:56 <Dogfoger> You are clearly not one of us
18:56 <Hofmic> Hi Stinkowing
18:56 <The Mol Man> if you live on a blackboard
18:56 <Thefreeman500> for a bird, its hawkward
18:56 <The Mol Man> chalkward 
18:56 <Dogfoger> ^pro
18:56 <Hofmic> NO MOAR
18:56 <Dogfoger> I like this dude
18:56 <Thefreeman500> :D
18:56 <Hofmic> I don't.
18:56 <Thefreeman500> :C
18:56 <Hofmic> I'll change my mind for a donut.
18:56 <The Other Jonla> Hof, you almost blew us up by not accepting my perfectly valid codes
18:57 <Thefreeman500> best i can give is a begal
18:57 <Hofmic> They were not valid! Those were yesterday's codes!
18:57 <Dogfoger> cmon jonla
18:57 <The Mol Man> corn = stalkward, speaking = talkward, dog = barkward
18:57 <Hofmic> Did you even get the memo?
18:57 <The Other Jonla> all I can give is a scone
18:57 <Dogfoger> It was so obvious that it was bow wow ship wop da wop wop wizzle fizzle jazz doo op de wop wop
18:57 <The Other Jonla> I got no memo
18:57 <Dogfoger> I mean who COULDN'T guess that
18:57 <The Other Jonla> me
18:57 <The Mol Man> juzzzzz....
18:57 <Hofmic> Guys, who was supposed to give The Other Jonla the memo?
18:57 <Dogfoger> you are not one
18:57 <Thefreeman500> chicken=bawkward
18:57  * Dogfoger whistles innocently
18:57 <The Other Jonla> damn you dog
18:58 <Hofmic> Goddammit dog
18:58 <The Mol Man> someone say three
18:58 <Dogfoger> I lost them on the magic stairs and Sirius Black stole them
18:58 <Hofmic> Bullshit.
18:58 <The Other Jonla> ^
18:58 <Dogfoger> OMG
18:58 <Dogfoger> FUCKING SPOILER
18:58 <The Mol Man> common misconception
18:58 <Dogfoger> my life is ruined
18:58 <The Mol Man> he's daed
18:58 <Ciphrius Kane> He died 18 years ago
18:58 <Dogfoger> how could you
18:58 <Hofmic> SPOILER ALERT: Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud!
18:58 <Thefreeman500> SPOILERS: Pikachu kills Dumbledore
18:58 <Dogfoger> lol
18:59 <Ciphrius Kane> Or was it 19 years ago?
18:59 <The Other Jonla> he died about the same time your dreams died dog
18:59 <Dogfoger> Kane
18:59 <Dogfoger> Harry is now 36
18:59 <Dogfoger> so do the maths
18:59 <The Mol Man> spoiler: harry potter is a girl
18:59 <Thefreeman500> plot twist! Ron has no soul
18:59 <Hofmic> I still think he should have gotten together with Hermione.
18:59 <Dogfoger> that explains the extra rib bone
18:59 <The Mol Man> ron and hermoine end up on jerry springer
18:59 <Hofmic> She clearly had the brains in the group
18:59 <Dogfoger> Hofmic
18:59 <Stinkowing> wath O.o
18:59 <Dogfoger> That was too obvious
19:00 <Hofmic> Again, hi Stinkowing
19:00 <The Mol Man> harry is a girl and falls in love with snape
19:00 <Hofmic> But Ginny was boring, Dogfoger
19:00 <Stinkowing> ohai
19:00 <Dogfoger> Ginny is hot
19:00 <Ciphrius Kane> Actually Harry is 32
19:00 <Hofmic> I can work with that, The Mol Man.
19:00 <Dogfoger> 36!
19:00 <The Mol Man> Dumbledore reproduces asexually
19:00 <Thefreeman500> im surprised none of you have seen spoilers ahead
19:00 <The Mol Man> via mitosis
19:00 <The Other Jonla> I agree Dog, I'd give her my wand any day
19:00 <Dogfoger> ^ ikr
19:00 <Dogfoger> Cast some spells with it
19:00 <The Mol Man> I'd show her the true meaning o flippendo
19:01 <Ciphrius Kane> He was born in 1980 - 33 years ago, so that makes him 32
19:01 <Hofmic> Naw, meiosis
19:01 <Thefreeman500> engourgio~
19:01 <The Mol Man> and expeliarmus 
19:01 <Dogfoger> Harry was not born in 1980 lol
19:01 <Ciphrius Kane> He was
19:01 <The Mol Man> he was born in 2046
19:01 <Dogfoger> ^ du
19:01 <Ciphrius Kane> 30 October 1980
19:01 <Dogfoger> h
19:01 <Dogfoger> No
19:01 <The Other Jonla> I'd cast my patronum on her face
19:01 <The Mol Man> and ends up becoming a donkey tamer
19:01 <Hofmic> Harry Potter is a documentary from the future.
19:01 <Dogfoger> He was born in july, kane
19:01 <Dogfoger> Same as Rowling
19:01 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh ya
19:02 <Dogfoger> They share a birthday ^^
19:02 <Ciphrius Kane> It was Voldemort who was born around October
19:02 <Hofmic> Voldy's dead
19:02 <The Mol Man> Voldermort is actually Calvin Klein in disguidse 
19:02 <Hofmic> Spoiler alert
19:02 <The Mol Man> looking for wizard fashion ideas
19:02 <Dogfoger> PARADOX: Voldemort was born in the same year
19:02 <Hofmic> Shit, Dumbledore aged bad
19:02 <The Mol Man> the character voldemort dies
19:02 <The Mol Man> but Calvin is still alive
19:03 <Dogfoger> shit
19:03 <Ciphrius Kane> Spoiler alert: Professor Trelawny knew Voldy was in Harry all along
19:03 <Dogfoger> kane is right
19:03 <The Mol Man> hufflepuff isn't actually a house 
19:03 <Dogfoger> harry was born in 1980
19:03 <The Mol Man> it's the janitor department of hogwarts
19:03 <Hofmic> It's, like, a way of life, man
19:03 <Thefreeman500> iz aculy olan
19:03 <Dogfoger> July 31st, 1980
19:03 <Thefreeman500> kill me now
19:03 <Hofmic> Thefreeman500, I can accomodate that
19:03 <The Mol Man> any student sent there is actually going to be a custodian or a lunch lady
19:03  * Dogfoger sharpens the knife
19:03 <Hofmic> Scapel, Dog?
19:03 <Dogfoger> Scalpel*
19:03  * The Mol Man hands hoffy a screw driver
19:03 <The Other Jonla> screw that, use your bare hands
19:04 <Dogfoger> Jonla
19:04 <The Other Jonla> much more rewarding
19:04 <Dogfoger> Finger prints
19:04 <Hofmic> Jonla has a point. We should strangle Thefreeman500
19:04 <The Mol Man> with our legs
19:04 <Dogfoger> I think he's new to the sport
19:04 <Hofmic> Screw fingerprints. We'll incinerate the body
19:04 <Dogfoger> +-
19:04 <The Mol Man> can we do stuff to it first?
19:04 <Hofmic> Yeah, sure
19:04 <The Mol Man> like use it to get in the carpool lane?
19:04 <Thefreeman500> :S
19:04 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
19:04 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
19:04 <The Other Jonla> I'm in no way new, I just dip my fingers in superglue to fill the ridges
19:05 <The Mol Man> we could use the body for whitewater rafting?
19:05 <Hofmic> Terrible idea. Gloves are much less painful.
19:05 <The Other Jonla> it's like wearing gloves, but less suspicious
19:05 <Ciphrius Kane> Great, my brother in law's getting into murder already
19:05 <Dogfoger> then you can't remove your hands from the dudes neck
19:05 <Hofmic> Mol, I think that'll work better if we drain the blood first.
19:05 <The Mol Man> or stick it in a wheel chair and get in the handy cap lines
19:05 <Ciphrius Kane> Had hoped it'd be at least a decade before I had to help him hide bodies
19:05 <The Mol Man> so we can get on rides first at amusement parks
19:05 <Hofmic> With adequant vacuuming, the body can be drained of blood in 37 seconds.
19:05 <The Other Jonla> I don't go for the neck, I break ribs up into major organs
19:06 <Dogfoger> Jonla
19:06 <Dogfoger>
19:06 <The Mol Man> just split the body in half and drain it in the backyard
19:06 <Dogfoger> Scroll down
19:06 <Hofmic> Wear headphones
19:06 <Dogfoger> Or have your sound on
19:06 <The Mol Man> or both
19:06 <Hofmic> Preferably with the lights out
19:06 <Dogfoger> at midnight
19:06 <Thefreeman500> um, idk how to respond to this :S
19:06 <Hofmic> Under a full moon
19:06 <Hofmic> Skin a cat too
19:07 <The Mol Man> NOT A KITTY
19:07 <Hofmic> ONE OF US
19:07 <Hofmic> ONE OF US
19:07 <The Mol Man> SU FO ENO
19:07 <The Other Jonla> how the fuck did she get out my cellar?
19:07 <The Mol Man> with a ratchet and 3 fluid ounces of lubricant
19:07 <Ciphrius Kane> By the way, we banned cult rituals the other day
19:08 <The Other Jonla> damnit
19:08 <Hofmic> Dude, you know you can buy barrels of lube?
19:08 <The Mol Man> hot diggity 
19:08 <The Mol Man> dammit*
19:08 <The Mol Man> not damnit 
19:08 <Hofmic>
19:08 <The Other Jonla> does that mean I can't sacrifice Mol to Cthulu?
19:08 <Hofmic> Good luck explaining that in your browsing history.
19:08 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh you can, just not in here
19:08 <Hofmic> Just view the link, Jonla
19:08  * The Mol Man goes incognito
19:08 <The Other Jonla> I have Hof
19:08 <The Other Jonla> it's funny
19:08 <TyA> repost
19:08 <Hofmic> The whole thing?
19:09 <The Other Jonla> especially the reviews
19:09 <The Mol Man> Only 10 left in stock.
19:09 <The Mol Man> Ships from and sold by Your Adult Toy Store.
19:09 <The Mol Man> The Ultimate Lube Keg
19:09 <The Mol Man> Best Value
19:09 <The Mol Man> Lube Pump Included
19:09 <Hofmic> Hush TyA
19:09 <The Other Jonla> it was posted on reddit about a month ago
19:09 <Dogfoger> TyA is Zamorak O o
19:09 <The Mol Man> lol
19:09 <The Other Jonla> I saw it then
19:09 <Hofmic> Price: $1,228.85
19:09 <TyA> It has been posted many other times too
19:09 <The Other Jonla> I've a better memory than mos redditors
19:09 <The Other Jonla> most*
19:09 <TyA> Read the comments on it
19:09 <Dogfoger> lol
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19:09 <Dogfoger> Korean comments
19:10 <The Other Jonla> I have
19:10 <Hofmic> No, the comments on the lube
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19:10 <The Mol Man> Open air cinema CineBox Home 16 x 9 Backyard Theater System
19:10 <The Mol Man> oops 
19:10 <The Mol Man> Ninja Grappling Hook
19:10 <Hofmic>
19:11 <Hofmic> TyA
19:11 <The Mol Man> Shopping list:
19:11 <The Mol Man> Lube
19:11 <The Mol Man> Ninja grappling hook
19:11 <The Mol Man> Home theatre
19:11 <The Other Jonla> Hofmic I can't tell if you're a bad troll or just stupid, the best comments were highlighted in the imgur album posted on reddit, there's nothing there that I haven't seen that's actually worth seeing
19:11 <Hofmic> I'm a very bad troll.
19:12 <Dogfoger> oi
19:12 <The Mol Man> trololololololololololllloooollolollllloooiiiii00i0i0i0i0i0i
19:12 <Dogfoger> don't call hof names
19:12 <Hofmic> I came down from the mountain to kick butt and drink milk. And I'm all out of milk.
19:12 <TyA> whose butt?
19:12 <The Mol Man> I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum
19:12 <The Mol Man> and I have a lot of gum
19:12 <Dogfoger> and no ass
19:12 <The Other Jonla> lol
19:12 <Coelacanth0794> ladies
19:13 <The Mol Man> coel dat ass
19:13 <Coelacanth0794> no
19:13 <The Mol Man> it was a compliment
19:14 <Hofmic> Nex has pizaz
19:14 <Hofmic> Am I saying this right?
19:14 <The Other Jonla> Mol, your pic, is that a pink pony with a Hitler tash?
19:14 <The Mol Man> no
19:14 <The Mol Man> it's a curly ccue you noob
19:14 <Hofmic> That's a Stalin stach!
19:14 <The Mol Man>
19:14 <The Mol Man> listen to that sound file
19:14 <The Mol Man> coel
19:15 <The Mol Man> listen to it
19:15 <Coelacanth0794> e-eeee
19:15 <The Mol Man> did you hear it>!?
19:15 <The Mol Man> euh
19:15 <The Mol Man> ɘ
19:15 <Hofmic> It's freaky! Don't do it!
19:15 <The Other Jonla> you're right Hof, that's totally a stalin tash
19:16 <The Mol Man> joey
19:16 <Hofmic> About time you see the light
19:16 <Joeytje50> hi
19:16 <The Mol Man>
19:16 <The Mol Man> listen to the sound file
19:16 <Joeytje50> is your bot french
19:16 <The Mol Man> no
19:17 <Joeytje50> yes it is
19:17 <Ciphrius Kane> He's Canadian, same thing
19:17 <The Mol Man>
19:17 <The Mol Man> i'm not canadian
19:17 <The Mol Man> I wish I were
19:17 <Hofmic> I wish you were too.
19:17 <Hofmic> Then you'd be in the cool people's club
19:18 <Hofmic> The true north strong and free!
19:18 <The Mol Man> funny sound file
19:18 <Ciphrius Kane> You aren't?  I thought you were
19:18 <Hofmic> Augh!
19:18 <Ciphrius Kane> I know Coel is
19:18 <The Mol Man> this is the second time I told you otherwise, Kane
19:19 <Coelacanth0794> ?
19:19 <The Other Jonla> I count everyone from the former western colonies as Americans
19:19 <The Mol Man> the bilabel trill is cool
19:19 <The Mol Man> bilabial*
19:19 -!- Layanleon has joined Special:Chat
19:19 <Hofmic> Greatings Layanleon!
19:19 <Hofmic> Welcome to the chat.
19:19 <Layanleon> hello! Someone placed wrong data in warbands thing
19:19 <Hofmic> Please bow before the Mol Man, as he saved us all with the passcode
19:20 <Hofmic> So I don't have to pull that stuff with you
19:20 <Layanleon> since it's 19:20 and there is no warband yet
19:20 <Hofmic> But I totally could have winged it.
19:20 <Hofmic> Ya'know?
19:20 <Joeytje50> brbdinner
19:20 <Hofmic> Yeah, that's what I thought.
19:20 <Hofmic> Dinner.
19:21 <The Other Jonla> it's not dinner time yet
19:21 <The Mol Man> funny sound file
19:21 <Hofmic> Timezones, Jonla!
19:21 <Hofmic> It is 19:21 UTC
19:21 <Hofmic> Gawd, Mol
19:21 <The Mol Man> ?
19:21 <The Mol Man> jonla
19:21 <The Other Jonla> it's 19:21 here, it still isn't dinner time
19:21 <The Mol Man> go to [[mlp:Special:Chat]] with that avatar
19:22 <Stinkowing> pootis
19:22 <The Other Jonla> challengeaccepted.jpg
19:22 <Hofmic> Is that a ferret?
19:22 <The Mol Man> looks like a Buizel 
19:22 <Hofmic> Good observation
19:23 <The Mol Man>
19:23 <The Mol Man> are you there, other?
19:23 <The Other Jonla> yep
19:23 <The Mol Man> and...?
19:23 <Hofmic> Who makes these pronounciations?
19:23 <The Mol Man> some depressed canadian
19:23 <The Other Jonla> bugger all
19:23 <The Mol Man> I like the bilabial trill the besy
19:24 <The Mol Man> best*
19:24 <The Mol Man> also, bilabial is a cool almost dirty sounding word
19:24 <The Mol Man> wtf
19:25 <Hofmic> Sounds like someone's strangling a duck
19:25 <The Mol Man> ik
19:25 <Stinkowing> it's my fursona dressed as Latula Pyrope
19:25 <Stinkowing> >_>
19:25 <The Mol Man> that's a fur-st
19:26 <Hofmic> ...fursona?
19:26 <Stinkowing> >_>
19:26 <The Mol Man> fur + (per)sona
19:26 <The Mol Man> it's him as a furry
19:26 <Stinkowing> thank you
19:26 <Hofmic> Oh. That about clears it up, I guess.
19:26 <The Other Jonla> well, that was boring mol
19:26 <The Mol Man> <-- sarcastic lafff
19:26 <The Mol Man> they didn;t say anything to you?
19:27 <The Other Jonla> bunch of brony wankers didn't bite
19:27 <The Mol Man> ask them if they like your avatar
19:27 <The Other Jonla> I did
19:27 <The Other Jonla> they didn't bite
19:27 <Coelacanth0794> lol fail troll
19:27 <The Other Jonla> yeah
19:27 <The Other Jonla> ah well
19:27 <The Other Jonla> back to the Land Rover badge I go
19:28 <Coelacanth0794> now keep it for the rest of march.
19:28 <The Mol Man>
19:28 <Coelacanth0794> noob.
19:28 <The Mol Man> all those are hilarous 
19:28 <The Other Jonla> I'll change it at the start of April because there's bugger all left on March
19:28 <Hofmic> They're horrifying
19:28 <The Mol Man> hya a hya
19:28 <Hofmic> As a proud Canadian, I speak nothing but English.
19:29 <Coelacanth0794> i speak canadian
19:29 <TyA> I speak 'murikan
19:29 <Hofmic> It's our national language.
19:29 <Hofmic> TyA, do Americans really say "aboot" instead of "about"?
19:29 <Coelacanth0794> canadian flag waving, hand at forehead with honour, moose majestically over the miuntain
19:29 <Coelacanth0794> CANADA
19:29 <The Mol Man> <-- Islamic propaganda 
19:29 <Coelacanth0794> mountain*
19:29 <The Mol Man> la a-la
19:29 <TyA> Can I see a spoken example of those?
19:30 <The Mol Man>
19:30 <Hofmic> Uh.... no.
19:30 <TyA> Then I have no idea
19:30 <Coelacanth0794> of what, canadian?
19:30 <The Mol Man>
19:30 <The Mol Man> Ontario pron. sounds depressed
19:31 <The Mol Man>
19:31 <The Mol Man> bidental percussive?
19:31 <TyA> The british coloumbian sounded like a boat
19:31 <Battleben>
19:31 <The Mol Man> like clicking your teeth?
19:31 <Battleben> Funny because it's true
19:31 <Hofmic> I can't even hear the BC one
19:31 <Ciphrius Kane> If the OoO is working again I think we need an updated version of the Skypouncer outfit which I have
19:32 <The Mol Man> it is
19:32 <The Mol Man> coel
19:32 <Coelacanth0794> ?
19:32 <The Mol Man> go take incriminating photos of kane as a furry
19:32 <The Other Jonla> I'll do that the next time he visits my sister
19:32 <Coelacanth0794> eh?
19:32 <Ciphrius Kane> You don't have long to wait then
19:32 <Hofmic> ... :O "Jonla" "Jonla" :O
19:32 <The Mol Man> lol
19:32 <Coelacanth0794> his current avatar will do fine leave me alone
19:32 <Hofmic> I HAD NO IDEA
19:33 <The Mol Man>
19:33 <The Other Jonla> I don't?
19:33 <The Mol Man> sersly coel
19:33 <The Mol Man> skypon outfit
19:33 <The Other Jonla> I hope you're not planning on visiting over Easter
19:33 <Coelacanth0794> eh
19:33 <Coelacanth0794> wat
19:33 <Hofmic> Jonla guy, is Ciphrius Kane good looking?
19:33 <Coelacanth0794> skypouncer?
19:33 <Ciphrius Kane> Nah
19:33 <The Mol Man> 3
19:33 <Ciphrius Kane> I was going to visit after
19:33 <The Other Jonla> Never met the bugger
19:33 <Coelacanth0794> doesnt demise have that
19:33 <The Mol Man> kane has it too'
19:33 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
19:33 <Coelacanth0794> o
19:34 <The Other Jonla> I'll tell you when I've met him Hof
19:34 <Coelacanth0794> well do you want me to
19:34 <Ciphrius Kane> I've sent your sister a parcel for her birthday and I don't want her opening it early
19:34 <Hofmic> Ansela's birthday is coming up?
19:34 <Ciphrius Kane> Next month
19:34 <The Other Jonla> I'll put it in the back of my 109 so she can't find it
19:34 <Hofmic> Ooh, happy premature birthday, AnselaJonla!
19:35 <Ciphrius Kane> You're going to intercept her mail?
19:35 <Hofmic>
19:35 <Coelacanth0794> today is lastwordsword's bday
19:35 <Coelacanth0794> we missed hairball's ;_;
19:35 <Hofmic> HAPPY BIRTHDAY... who?
19:35 <Coelacanth0794> [[User:Hairr]]
19:35 <The Other Jonla> No, I'm going to show up at home before she's even out of bed, chill on the front of my Land Rover until the mail man comes and put any packages in the tool box
19:36 <Hofmic> No, no, I mean "lastwordsword"?
19:36 <Hofmic> Man, can I ride in your landrover?
19:36 <Dogfoger> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAR
19:36 <The Other Jonla> in the back yes
19:36 <The Other Jonla> my dog gets to sit up front
19:36 <Dogfoger> Awwh <3
19:36 <Dogfoger> Thanks buddy
19:36 <Hofmic> I have to take second place to a dog?
19:37 <Coelacanth0794> some imagemaker who quit iirc hof
19:37 <Hofmic> This is bullshit.
19:37 <The Other Jonla> yes
19:37 <Dogfoger> I'm better than you Hofmic
19:37 <Dogfoger> Everyone knows this
19:37 <Hofmic> :>( .
19:38 <Dogfoger> that's why I get to sit up front
19:38 <Hofmic> 3
19:38 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
19:38 <The Other Jonla> lol
19:38 -!- Dogfoger has joined Special:Chat
19:38 <Dogfoger> -.-
19:38 <Hofmic> 3.
19:39 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
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19:39 <Dogfoger> grr
19:41 <Dogfoger> unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce
19:41 <Coelacanth0794> uh
19:41 <Ciphrius Kane> 3
19:41 -!- Dogfoger has left Special:Chat.
19:41 <Hofmic> Guys
19:41 <Hofmic> Guys
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19:41 <Hofmic> I want an invisibility cloak
19:41 <Hofmic> Can it be done?
19:42 <Dogfoger> So you can perv over women without being caught
19:42 <Hofmic> Because seriously:
19:42 <Hofmic> But what if I'm gay?
19:42 <Hofmic> I'm not gay.
19:42 <Hofmic> But what if I was?
19:42 <Coelacanth0794> ...wut?
19:42 <Ciphrius Kane> Then why were you hitting on me earlier?
19:42 <Hofmic> ;)
19:43 <Battleben>
19:43 <Dogfoger> So you can perv over (wo)men without being caught
19:43 <Dogfoger> !logs
19:43 <RSChatBot> Chat logs may be seen [[Project:Chat/Logs|here]].
19:43 <Hofmic> !updatelogs
19:43 -!- Hofmic was kicked from Special:Chat by AnselaJonla
19:43 <RSChatBot> Hofmic: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 191 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
19:43 <Battleben>
19:43 <Dogfoger> what
19:43 <Hofmic> I'm not *really* hitting on him
19:44 <Hofmic> He's all yours
19:44 <Dogfoger> heh
19:44 <AnselaJonla> No, that was for being an annoying berk
19:44 <Hofmic> :o
19:44 <The Other Jonla> I'm off for a bit
19:44 <Dogfoger> What the fuck did he do?
19:44 <AnselaJonla> And harassing my bro
19:44 <Ciphrius Kane> I was just away to say that
19:44 <Hofmic> I just want to ride on the back of his land rover
19:45 <Dogfoger> If your brother had a problem with it, I'm sure he would've said something
19:45 <AnselaJonla> I gotta go feed my neighbour's dog as well
19:47 <Hofmic> Hey Henneyj!
19:47 <Hofmic> Dogfoger says "They can't just go around kicking people without reason and without warning"
19:47 <Hofmic> I disagree
19:47 -!- Dogfoger was kicked from Special:Chat by Hofmic
19:47 <Dogfoger> Ok you CAN
19:47 -!- Hofmic was kicked from Special:Chat by AnselaJonla
19:47 <Dogfoger> but you shouldn't
19:48 <Hofmic> Apparently so does AnselaJonla
19:48 <AnselaJonla> There was reason and I don't do that warning thing
19:48 <Ciphrius Kane> She sees kicks as warnings
19:48 <Dogfoger> Well most others don't
19:49 <Dogfoger> well they do
19:49 <AnselaJonla> Not when you seem to either a) have had a personality transplant, b[[]]) have always been this annoying and I just didn't remember or c) aren't actually Hofmic
19:49 <Hofmic> I'm special!
19:49 <Dogfoger> Indeed you are.
19:50 <Dogfoger> Why does saying "Indeed you're." sound so wrong?
19:50 <Hofmic> A mixture of elegant and inelegant words
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19:52 <Battleben>
19:52 <Battleben> Funny because it's true
19:53 <Joeytje50> I LOST THE GAME
19:53 <Dogfoger> yeah me too
19:54 <Hofmic> Howdy Crazyfrog922.
19:54 <Coelacanth0794>
19:58 <Hofmic> Henneyj, why?!
20:00 <Coelacanth0794>
20:01 <Coelacanth0794> welp
20:01 <Hofmic> FINE Henneyj! BE THAT WAY
20:01 <Hofmic> I'm going for real this time!
20:02 -!- Hofmic has left Special:Chat.
20:03 <Crazyfrog922> did they add taverly to non-members cause I can now home tp to it!
20:03 <Battleben> Yes.
20:03 -!- IN008 has joined Special:Chat
20:03 <Battleben> And Burthorpe
20:04 <Battleben> And 4 quests.
20:04 <Crazyfrog922> WOOT! I thought they gave away free membership but okay cool!
20:05 <Ciphrius Kane> They stopped that
20:06 <Crazyfrog922> are the baby trolls for everybody?
20:07 <Ciphrius Kane> Yep
20:07 <Battleben> Yeah.
20:07 <Dogfoger> I know alot of baby trolls
20:07 <Crazyfrog922> okay where is coporal
20:07 <Crazyfrog922> guy again
20:07 <Crazyfrog922> I was a member once but ya
20:07 <Battleben> I think if you activate the tutorial via the noticeboards achievements section
20:07 <Battleben> you'll get a hint arrow
20:07 <Crazyfrog922> I completed it already though
20:08 <Battleben> Ah.
20:08 <Battleben> By the bnak chstin burthorpe
20:08 <Battleben> chest in*
20:10 <Battleben> this is so true
20:10 <Battleben> What are those pages even for
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20:12 <Crazyfrog922> where is it?
20:13 <Crazyfrog922> he woops
20:13 <Omega Delta> Um,guys,i made the Evil spirit transculent but i dont think you might like it
20:13 <Omega Delta> He's all dark blue
20:14 <AnselaJonla> Ben - for the days before the internet when people had to write down passcodes etc to advance in the game
20:14 <Omega Delta> Only one color.Like there isnt a curve from his body that has another color
20:14 <Battleben> THen why are they in modern manuals still.
20:14 <Battleben> To fill up pages?
20:15 <Omega Delta> You know what,whatever.Ill put him up and if you revert it,i dont care
20:15 <TonyBest100> I just noticed, why was the rock Quercus sitting on removed in the transing, as it looks weird with him not sitting on anything
20:16 <Crazyfrog922> i love this now
20:16 <Battleben> Should the infernal invader have an article? I believe it's a monster summoned during last years halloween by Mod Sabre at a certain party. Likewise, thene ver spawned Holy Defender would have been spawned if Mod Mike won.
20:16 <AnselaJonla> Seats should be included in the trans...
20:17 <Omega Delta> Accidently left the chat.
20:17 <Battleben> Coel
20:17 <Coelacanth0794> ?
20:17 <Omega Delta> So.Do you guys have Speech Recognition for your computers?
20:17 <Battleben> Get the thingies dialogue
20:17 <Battleben> Um, the bird.
20:17 <Coelacanth0794> ?
20:17 <Dtm142> I know automatically that a phone call is a bullshit telemarketer if they ask for "Mr. and Mrs. [142]".
20:17 <Coelacanth0794> i dont have the god bird pets
20:18 <Battleben> Cockatrice
20:18 <Battleben> Its head.
20:18 <Dtm142> My parents don't have the same last name, you dumb fuck.
20:18 <Coelacanth0794> o
20:18 <Dtm142> :@
20:18 <Omega Delta> Looks like you're going to ignore me for 2-3 hours.That's okay.I'm used to it.
20:20 <AnselaJonla> I wish Leon would stop being a...
20:20 <Henneyj> fraid?
20:21 <Crazyfrog922> ya my schools computers are so laggy I mays as well just wait until I get home see you guys later
20:21 <Crazyfrog922> on windows 7
20:21 <Coelacanth0794> ok gl
20:21 <AnselaJonla> [[Slayer helms]]
20:21 <Crazyfrog922> what does gl mean?
20:21 <Ciphrius Kane> Good luck
20:21 <Crazyfrog922> kk thanks
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20:22 <Seth crowe> hey pplz
20:22 <Ciphrius Kane> Hey
20:22 <Seth crowe> i just got 5 rune javs as a drop from killing hill giants but don't know how to edit
20:23 <Seth crowe> and they're not under the normal drop table. are they rare drop mosnters?
20:23 <Dtm142> Yeah
20:23 <Stinkowing> yes
20:23 <Dtm142> That kind of stuff is I think.
20:23 <Dtm142> [[rdt]]
20:23 <Seth crowe> yeah just checking thx
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20:24 <RSblakedrake> hey all
20:24 <RSblakedrake> i have a question
20:24 <Seth crowe> herro
20:24 <RSblakedrake> i am fighting hill giants in the varrock sewers and i got 3 drops so far of lantadyme seeds; however i dont see it as a listed drop on the hill giant page or on the rare drop table
20:24 <RSblakedrake> unless i am looking wrong
20:25 <Stinkowing> you're not
20:25 <Stinkowing> I don't think, at least.
20:25 <Seth crowe> wow i just got a rdt from a hill giant too, 5 rune javs.  may want to check rdt again
20:25 <AnselaJonla> [[Hill giant]]
20:25 <Hallowland> !updatelogs
20:25 <Seth crowe> rdt
20:25 <RSChatBot> Hallowland: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 128 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
20:25 <Ciphrius Kane> We don't have herb seeds listed...
20:26 <AnselaJonla> 5 rune javs is
20:26 <AnselaJonla> Seth - were they all drops of 1 seed?
20:27 <Battleben> Bye guys
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20:27 <AnselaJonla> And would you say they were Common, Uncommon or Rare?
20:27 <RSblakedrake> i got the seeds,  1 at a time  x 3;  ive killed about 150 hill giants so far 
20:27 <Seth crowe> ansela i didn't get the seeds i got rune javs
20:28 <AnselaJonla> Ah, getting the two non-avatars mixed up
20:28 <AnselaJonla> Sorry
20:28 <Seth crowe> and mine are on the rdt
20:28 <Seth crowe> its ok
20:28 <RSblakedrake> i also have been seeing steel bar drops although i dont think i saw that either on the drop list
20:28 <AnselaJonla>
20:28 <Dogfoger> hallow
20:28 <Dogfoger> ingame pm
20:29 <RSblakedrake> although i dont know how many ive seen =(
20:29 <AnselaJonla> Added steel bar to the hill giant drop table as well
20:30 <Seth crowe> so what exactly is the new altar by the falador telepod going to be?
20:31 <AnselaJonla> Summ + prayer, I think
20:31 <RSblakedrake> cool; i'll check back in if i find any other drops that i dont see
20:31 <RSblakedrake> on the wiki
20:31 <Ciphrius Kane> A prayer altar and obelisk
20:31 <Hallowland> hm?
20:31 <Seth crowe> oh, I thought it was to be a new runecraft altar
20:31 <Dogfoger> ingame pm, hallow
20:31 <Hallowland> Ansela, you have kicked Hofmic when he/she did not do anything that could break any rule at the time of the occurance
20:32 <Hallowland> we don't kick eachother with the excuse "was defending my relative"
20:32 <Hallowland> that is not in the rules
20:32 <Hallowland> want to inform yourself more?
20:32 <TonyBest100> Yeh the new altar at flaador will be a small obelisk and a prayer altar
20:32 <TonyBest100> :P
20:32 <Ciphrius Kane> Harassment is
20:33 <Hallowland> Hofmic did not make any reference to AnselaJonla's brother when she kicked
20:33 <Hallowland> also, I didn't find anything that could fit the category
20:33 <Seth crowe> so how would everybody feel about an addition to fletching that you could make arrows out of bones and feathers?
20:33 <Ciphrius Kane> Also he was posting links to a comic that wasn't entirely appropriate
20:34 <Ciphrius Kane> We have bone bolts and brutal bolts
20:34 <Seth crowe> ? Sorry new to mems
20:34 <Hallowland> that was not the reason given , Ciph
20:35 <Seth crowe> ok hallowland, having read the entire conversation, you're saying you can honestly believe that ansela maliciously kicked someone for no reason?
20:35 <Hallowland> also, one shouldn't kick with no warning when basing themselves on the 7th rule
20:36 <Hallowland> when anyway Idk why I'm even complaining at this absolute monarchy
20:37 <RSblakedrake> as i kill more hill giants i am seeing more and more herb seed drops
20:37 <Seth crowe> as I kill more hill giants I am seeing more and more big bones drops
20:37 <Seth crowe> lol
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20:38 <RSblakedrake> i have seen ranarr, cadantine, and avantoe so far in addition to the lantadyme
20:38 <RSblakedrake> and jangerberry 
20:39 <Seth crowe> could it be a recent update?
20:40 <RSblakedrake> i dont know,  i just dont see them on the drop list so i came here :P
20:40 <Seth crowe> probably and update then, ppl would have been mentioning this for days before you otherwise
20:41 <Ciphrius Kane> Our lists are not perfect
20:41 <Dogfoger> among other things
20:42 <Seth crowe> i've been killing hillies in the hut southwest of the ge, too, and I haven't found any of those items yet, though
20:43 <RSblakedrake> im in varrock sewers
20:43 <Seth crowe> well yeah same level hillies, though
20:43 <Seth crowe> correct?
20:44 <RSblakedrake> the ones im fighting are lvl 74
20:44 <RSblakedrake> how about you
20:44 <Seth crowe> be back in a sec had to bank
20:44 <RSblakedrake> lol  oh crap
20:44 <RSblakedrake> im an idiot
20:45 <RSblakedrake> im not even fighting hill giants =\
20:45 <Seth crowe> mine are 64 and they're not moss giants 
20:45 <RSblakedrake> lol im fighting moss giants  sorry
20:45 <TonyBest100> (fp)
20:45 <Dogfoger>
20:45 <RSblakedrake> herp a derp
20:45 <Dogfoger> One of my favourite images
20:45 <Dogfoger> of all time
20:45 <TonyBest100> LOL
20:45 <TonyBest100> Nice image
20:46 <Dogfoger> New way of neutering, amirite
20:46 <Seth crowe> new way of making your living room completely fsking dangerous
20:49 <Seth crowe> aaaand wut?    It isn't ILLEGAL to talk about drugs, its just against this particular chat's rules.
20:49 <Seth crowe> just read the rules and found that bit of misinformation
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20:50 <TonyBest100> I hate random on imgur sometimes
20:50 <Coelacanth0794> whyzat
20:50 <TonyBest100> gave me the longest image ever that almost froze my laptop
20:50 <TonyBest100> >.<
20:50 <Coelacanth0794> ohh those
20:51 <TonyBest100> the worst part.... it was a GIF
20:51 <TonyBest100> found the size to be 600x30000
20:52 <Dogfoger> Seth crowe
20:53 <Seth crowe> jes?
20:53 <The Other Jonla> I'm back
20:53 <Dogfoger> Who said anything about drugs?
20:53 <Dogfoger> A dog attempting to bite his testicles off is not drugs
20:53 <Dogfoger> It's just downright funny
20:53 <Dogfoger> A drugs are not funny
20:53 <Seth crowe> the rules said it was illegal to talk about them. this is false.  theres also the sentence right underneath my first one that explained this
20:53 <The Other Jonla> and is probably on drugs
20:53 <Coelacanth0794> uhm
20:53 <Coelacanth0794> can someone ping me for a test
20:53 <Seth crowe> and drugs are hilarious
20:54 <Dogfoger> coel
20:54 <Coelacanth0794> ok thanks
20:54 <Dogfoger> Drugs are not funny
20:54 <Dogfoger> At all
20:54 <Coelacanth0794> wrong. super attack potions
20:54 <Dogfoger> That's not a drug!
20:54 <Seth crowe> according to dogfoger, yeah.  drugs aren't funny. to that one guy. clap.
20:54 <Dogfoger> It's a steroid :3
20:54 <Seth crowe> and steroids are drugs
20:54 <Dogfoger> (fp)
20:55 <Dogfoger> Clearly you have cobalt poisoning
20:55 <Dogfoger> Or you just joined the internet
20:55 <The Other Jonla> drugs are amazing
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20:55 <Ciphrius Kane> A drug is a chemical that alters your body or mind in some fashion, usually to either provide a high or to boost performance
20:55 <Dogfoger> Maybe, but they aren't funny
20:55 <Seth crowe> and I haven't either, you just clearly cannnot read what I have to say.
20:56 <The Other Jonla> depends what drugs you're on
20:56 <Dogfoger> Are you SURE you haven't got cobalt poisoning? o.o
20:56 <The Other Jonla> ever seen someone tripping balls on MDMA?
20:56 <Sumthingbig> Hello, (new to wiki mostly) i would like to know if anyone can tell me some information on video specifications for the contest?
20:56 <Seth crowe> 100 percent
20:56 <Dogfoger> Have you been tested within the last 5 years?
20:57 <Seth crowe> for a rare metal that I have zero exposure to? why would I bother
20:57 <Dogfoger> What competition?
20:57 <Sumthingbig> Nice to know the runescape wiki is for drugs, not runescape lol
20:57 <Sumthingbig> the new competition on the runescpae homepage lol
20:57 <Seth crowe> and acting like a retard to incur responses from someone isn't trolling, either dogfoger
20:57 <Sumthingbig> You guys are late lol
20:57 <Dogfoger> hmm?
20:57 <Coelacanth0794> uhm
20:58 <Dogfoger> It is actually
20:58 <Dogfoger> That's the exact definition of trolling
20:58 <Dogfoger> [[RS:TROLL]]
20:58 <Dogfoger> I'm hungry
20:58 <Sumthingbig> Im going some where else to learn then...
20:58 <Dogfoger> Stop feeding me
20:58 <Seth crowe> trolling is spreading lulz.  you have failed to spread any lulz
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20:58 <Ciphrius Kane> Dog, stop trolling
20:58 <Dogfoger> Funny is in the eye of the beholder
20:58 <Dogfoger> Yes boss :(
20:59 <Dogfoger> Do you think vampires can get the jelly out of jelly donuts?
20:59 <The Other Jonla> pity this beholder is blind
20:59 <Ciphrius Kane> I don't know if they can get the jam out
20:59 <Dogfoger> Without completely destroying the donut
20:59 <Seth crowe> oh no doubt in my mind vampires can get the jelly out of donuts
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21:00 <Dogfoger> I think that's be fun
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21:00 <Dogfoger> But wouldn't it clog their fangs?
21:00 <Seth crowe> they wouldn't taste it, and there is that clogging possiblity, but that doesn't by default prevent them from doing so
21:00 <Dogfoger> The worst thing ever would be sticky fangs
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21:01 <Dogfoger> joey is always away
21:01 <Dogfoger> bad joey
21:01 <Seth crowe> suppose vampires have no fangs and only teeth?
21:01 <Joeytje50> caek
21:01 <Dogfoger> Then how do they get the blood out of their victims?
21:01 <Joeytje50> I r busy making a formula for [[Flatpacks]]
21:02 <Dogfoger> Hollow teeth? 
21:02 <Dogfoger> I guess that kinda makes sense
21:02 <Seth crowe> hollow teeth = fangs, and they could drink it?
21:02 <Seth crowe> sucking up blood with a fang is slow as shit, too
21:02 <Dogfoger> Yeah, everyone knows fangs are hollow, but if they had hollow teeth too
21:02 <Dogfoger> that would prevent them from eating anything else
21:02 <Seth crowe> a hollow tooth is a fang
21:03 <Dogfoger> Seth, check the bottom right of your screen
21:03 <Dogfoger> ^^
21:03 <Dogfoger> A fang is a hoolow pointy tooth
21:03 <Seth crowe> a tooth literally cannot be a tooth if it is hollow.  and I am not offended
21:03 <Dogfoger> you forgot teh pointy
21:04 <Dogfoger>
21:04 <Ciphrius Kane> A fang is a long, pointed tooth
21:04 <Joeytje50> mol
21:04 <Dogfoger> This is what I aspire to be
21:04 <Dogfoger> an epic troll
21:04 <Joeytje50> nus whar be mol
21:04 <Dogfoger> french armed forces = cowards ^^
21:04 <Joeytje50> D:
21:04 <Seth crowe> you have low aspirations, dog
21:04 <AnselaJonla> Hey bro
21:05 <Dogfoger> meh
21:05 <The Other Jonla> Anyone wanna buy some French rifles?
21:05 <Dogfoger> start small I guess
21:05 <The Other Jonla> never fired dropped once
21:05 <The Other Jonla> hey sis
21:05 <Seth crowe> hey, why do french tanks have 4 gears?
21:06 <Seth crowe> reverse, reverse, reverse, and forward in case they're attacked from the rear
21:06 <Dogfoger> lmfao
21:06 <The Other Jonla> lol
21:06 <Ciphrius Kane> Did you know, the French armed forces have won more battles than any other nation?
21:07 <Seth crowe> yeah its pretty great when you have a 1-2 win loss rate
21:07 <The Other Jonla> yeah, back in Nepolionic times
21:07 <Ciphrius Kane> Their reputation as cowards stems from the past century when Germany invaded
21:07 <The Other Jonla> Germany wiped the floor with them
21:07 <The Other Jonla> twice
21:08 <The Other Jonla> in less than 30 years
21:08 <Ciphrius Kane> So Germany had the stronger army, doesn't make them cowards
21:08 <Seth crowe> pretty scared of glycerine and fragrance lol
21:08 <Seth crowe> (ie soap)
21:08 <Ciphrius Kane> If one man can type 100 words a minute and another man can type 140, is the first man a bad typer?
21:09 <Seth crowe> *typist
21:09 <The Other Jonla> that and they had superior tactics, better equipment and better training
21:09 <Dogfoger> yeah
21:09 <Dogfoger> 100 words in 1 minute is really easy
21:10 <Joeytje50> guise
21:10 <Dogfoger> So yes. He is a bad typist/typer
21:10 <Seth crowe> doit dog, starting now
21:10 <Dogfoger> No
21:10 <Dogfoger> That be spam
21:10 <Joeytje50> does anyone know a piece of furniture that requires 5 teak planks ^_^
21:10 <Seth crowe> nvm ur right
21:10 <Seth crowe> and you'd just copypasta it
21:10 <Dogfoger> Damn right
21:10 <Dogfoger> Plus
21:10 <AnselaJonla> Plus, in WW2 at least, Germany came from the direction France didn't expect
21:10 <Seth crowe> lol, 'what did you say about me you little...'
21:10 <Dogfoger> "A" is a word
21:10 <Dogfoger> a a a a a a a a a a a.
21:11 <The Other Jonla> yeah, from the direction of *gasp* Germany!
21:11 <Dogfoger> 10 words in les than 5 seconds
21:11 <AnselaJonla> Yeah, but they were expecting the Germans to come the same way as last time, and so built a giant network of defenses along that route
21:11 <Seth crowe> i think they count a 'word' in wpm as a few standard characters in length
21:11 <Ciphrius Kane> Large teak bed requires 5 teak planks
21:11 <AnselaJonla> But the Germans came through a forest instead
21:12 <Dogfoger> What kind of idiot expects the expected when it comes to war?
21:12 <The Other Jonla> no one except the Americans attack from the expected positions.
21:12 <Ciphrius Kane> Also teak thrones
21:12 <Seth crowe> ? "A" forest?   probably went through a few
21:12 <AnselaJonla> Can someone check in game the skill reqs for [[Black Knight's Fortress]]?
21:12 <Seth crowe> and americans just have no orgainization
21:13 <The Other Jonla> true, they just let their rednecks go to town with guns more powerful than daddys shotgun
21:13 <AnselaJonla> - where the Germans were meant to attack
21:13 <AnselaJonla> - where they actually attacks
21:13 <AnselaJonla> attacked*
21:13 <Ciphrius Kane> In the war on terror, the British troops fight on 2 fronts: the enemies ahead and the Americans behind
21:14 <The Other Jonla> lol
21:14 <Seth crowe> in the war on cheese, we just all lost. cheese is good.
21:14 <Ciphrius Kane> Didn't the German Luffewaffe fly over the Maginot line?
21:14 <Seth crowe> i think africa won the war on cheese. idk if they have any
21:14 <The Other Jonla> One reason I don't really want to join the army
21:14 <The Other Jonla> I'll have trigger happy yanks watching my back
21:14 <Dogfoger>
21:16 <Dogfoger> oi
21:16 <Seth crowe> oi
21:16 <Seth crowe> oi
21:16 <Seth crowe> oi
21:16 <Dogfoger> of course we have cheese
21:16 <Ciphrius Kane> Ok that's enough
21:16 <Seth crowe> cuz i'm t n t
21:16 <Dogfoger> You were joking, right?
21:16 <Dogfoger> Please don't tell me you're another Mart
21:17 <Ciphrius Kane> The trolls are getting more original
21:17 <Ciphrius Kane> One just replaced half a page with SEX repeated a dozen times
21:17 <Seth crowe> that truly sounds like a stroke of brilliance
21:19 <Seth crowe> so is the clean tarromin challenge boosting the ge price of dirty tarromin?
21:20 <Ciphrius Kane> Clean tarromin?
21:20 <Seth crowe> idk its a daily to clean 7 dirty tarromin
21:20 <AnselaJonla> When the RAF comes over, the Germans duck.
21:20 <AnselaJonla> When the Luftwaffe comes over, the British duck.
21:20 <AnselaJonla> When the USAAF comes over, everybody ducks.
21:20 <Ciphrius Kane> No such thing as a clean Tarromin.  All Tarromin are dirty cowards who ran and hid when the Danlars attacked
21:21 <Ciphrius Kane> When the USAAF come over, they claim all the birds in the air are theirs
21:21 <TonyBest100> Ive fixed the def level for black knights fortress, only says 10 def needed in-game
21:21 <Seth crowe> :/
21:21 <Seth crowe> tsk tsk ciprhrius
21:22 <Ciphrius Kane> What you tsking at me for?
21:22 <Seth crowe> you know what I meant by tarromin
21:22 <Seth crowe> thats something a troll would say
21:22 <The Other Jonla> Nuclear Blast Europe are pissing me off
21:23 <Ciphrius Kane> Well done, you identified my true identity
21:23 <The Other Jonla> they said they'd put Gloryhammer - Tales from the Kingdom of Fife on spotify for all of Europe, apparently we're not part of Europe
21:23 <Dogfoger> seth
21:24 <Ciphrius Kane> What you on about Other?
21:24 <Dogfoger> Most people in the chat are trolls in one way or another
21:24 <The Other Jonla> Music
21:24 <The Other Jonla> Epic fucking power metal
21:24 <Ciphrius Kane> Contact them to complain?
21:24 <Seth crowe> i am aware
21:24 <The Other Jonla> but they lied, the album is called Tales from the Kingdom of Fife, but you can't bloody listen to it in Fife!
21:24 <Seth crowe> i was more inquiring as to whether or not ciph would adimt he/she were trying
21:25 <Dogfoger> Everyone admits to it
21:25 <Ciphrius Kane> It's my creation!  I can make the nation of Tarro cowards if I like
21:25 <The Other Jonla>
21:26 <Dogfoger> If [[RS:TROLL]] was cared about as much as [[RS:CHAT]], I would've been permabanned a loooonnnggg time ago
21:26 <Ciphrius Kane> Is that a request?
21:26 <Dogfoger> In what way is that a request
21:27 <Ciphrius Kane> To pay more attention to RS:TROLL, and therefore permaban you
21:27 <Dogfoger> To permaban me is to permaban alot of other people
21:28 <The Other Jonla> he's the only reason I come on here
21:28 <The Other Jonla> the only good conversation I can have on the internet
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21:30 <Dogfoger> Who
21:30 <AnselaJonla> Apparently this occured in the June of 1945, the war in Europe was over, so the long destroyer patrols became even more monotonous. A Royal Navy Destroyer was nearing the end of its patrol near Gibraltar, and a US Navy Destroyer was on a heading past it, to relieve the Royal Navy Destroyer. To stem the boredom, the US Navy Destroyer signaled with their Aldis Lamp 
21:30 <AnselaJonla> "US Navy to British Royal Navy - Whats it like to be part of the second largest navy in the world?" (jesting about the RN once being the largest, with the US Navy overtaking it during the war) 
21:30 <AnselaJonla> The Royal Navy Destroyer signaled in return 
21:30 <AnselaJonla> "Hello US Navy Destroyer - What is it like being part of the second best navy in the world?"
21:30 <Dogfoger> Me?
21:30 <Dogfoger> DAYUM ANSELA
21:30 <Dogfoger> I don't think anyone really cares about that, to be totally honest
21:30 <Dogfoger> Maybe Kane
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21:31 <The Other Jonla> burn ward for USN destroyer
21:32 <The Mol Man> yay hallow
21:32 <Hallowland> ew
21:32 <The Mol Man> D:
21:32 <Hallowland> switch back to squirrel
21:32 <The Mol Man> NO
21:32 <Hallowland> yus
21:32 <The Mol Man> I'm drooling Homer for today
21:32 <Dogfoger> Jonla
21:32 <The Mol Man> durrrrrrrrrrrr
21:32 <The Other Jonla> which one?
21:32 <Dogfoger> You
21:32 <The Other Jonla> yes?
21:33 <Dogfoger> Were you addressing me when you said the thing about the conversations?
21:33 <Hallowland> pie i like
21:33 <The Mol Man> I miss hoffymickles
21:33 <The Other Jonla> well, I was addressing ciph about you
21:33 <The Mol Man> caek
21:34 <Dogfoger> kewl
21:34 <Dogfoger> didn't know someone actual reads what I say
21:34 <Dogfoger>
21:34 <The Mol Man>
21:35 <The Mol Man> juey
21:35 <The Mol Man> yay juey
21:35 <Joeytje50> (caek) :D
21:35 <Joeytje50> <3
21:35 <The Mol Man> u liek avatar?
21:35 <The Mol Man> I was reading my simpsons book waiting at the doctor
21:35 <The Mol Man> and stumbled upon this pose
21:35 <The Mol Man> was like
21:35 <The Mol Man> "fuck yes"
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21:36 <The Mol Man> so ????
21:37 <Joeytje50> I does
21:37 <The Other Jonla> sis have you heard who's coming to Convoy?
21:37 <The Mol Man> I may or may not stick with it
21:37 <The Mol Man> but i wub pinkie ;_;]
21:37 <The Mol Man> but no one else does >:I
21:38 <The Mol Man> it's Nigel hitting a bunny with a shovel
21:38 <The Mol Man> all I can think...
21:38 <The Mol Man> "Smashing!"
21:39 <TonyBest100> Same
21:39 <TonyBest100> damn that nigel Smashing gif!
21:39 <The Mol Man> someone put Nigel T in there
21:39 <TonyBest100> :P
21:41 <Joeytje50> RuneScape
21:41 <Joeytje50> Smashing with Nigel before it was cool
21:41 <Joeytje50> RS used to be for hipsters then
21:41 <TonyBest100>
21:41 <The Other Jonla> ffs, I ask my sister a question and she pisses off, that's just typical
21:42 <The Other Jonla> rofl TonyBest100
21:42 <The Mol Man> please get a NT in that nigel gif
21:43 <AnselaJonla> Who?
21:43 <AnselaJonla> Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.  "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.  The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM'  -  the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.  The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country."  Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'  -  there was a huge wall around France.  The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.  The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."  The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
21:43 <The Other Jonla> Alive Tuning, Exocet Tuning and a few other LR tuning houses
21:43 <The Mol Man>
21:44 <The Other Jonla> they're doing wheel to wheel racing with people's Land Rovers
21:44 <The Other Jonla> I want to race the 109
21:44 <TonyBest100> LOL ANSELA!!! Brilliant joke
21:44 <AnselaJonla> Nice
21:45 <TonyBest100>
21:45 <The Mol Man>
21:46 <The Mol Man> ^ Joey
21:46 <TonyBest100> oh dear god, found a smashing mix between nigel and Goku >.<
21:47 <Joeytje50> lol
21:48 <TonyBest100>
21:48 <AnselaJonla>
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21:49 <Ciphrius Kane> All polar bears are descended from the Irish
21:49 <TonyBest100> Q: You are approached by three men while walking down a dark city street. One British, one American, one French. They all seem intent on mugging you. However, you have a gun, but alas, only two bullets. What do you do? 
21:49 <TonyBest100> A: Shoot the Frenchman twice. Good day!
21:51 <Dogfoger> I'd shoot the american twice because one less idiot is good for the world
21:51 <The Other Jonla> all these racist jokes sis
21:51 <The Other Jonla> tut tut
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21:51 <Ciphrius Kane> Shoot the Brit and the American and the Frenchman will run off
21:52 <Amher16> Hey guys
21:52 <Ciphrius Kane> Hi
21:52 <The Other Jonla> hello
21:52 <TonyBest100>
21:52 <The Other Jonla> I should get a Nigel tattoo
21:53 <The Mol Man> put it on your fist
21:53 <The Mol Man> then go smashing people
21:53 <Ciphrius Kane> Ah wondered how long before that page referenced the non existent English army
21:53 <The Other Jonla> yes!
21:53 <Amher16> thinking about killing bork, but i need to know if it drops blue charms  every drop
21:53 <Ciphrius Kane> Yes
21:53 <AnselaJonla> Amher
21:53 <Dogfoger> I'm getting a yin Yang tatoo when I'm 18
21:53 <Ciphrius Kane> But only once a day
21:53 <AnselaJonla> [[Bork]]
21:53 <AnselaJonla> Bork is the only monster with a 100% chance of a charm drop and will drop 5 blue, 7 crimson and 3 green charms upon death. In addition to the doubled slayer experience, these drops can also be doubled upon completion of the Varrock Elite Tasks, and improved (not doubled) if wearing a Ring of Wealth. Note that these increases stack with each other. See the Drops section for more information.
21:54 <AnselaJonla> Bro, you might like these:
21:54 <Amher16> Thanks ansela
21:55 <Coelacanth0794> well... 
21:55 <Coelacanth0794> at least they're dwindling their own
21:55 <TonyBest100> KILL THEM BOTH
21:55 <Dogfoger>  with fire
21:55 <The Mol Man> fuck spiders
21:56 <Coelacanth0794> noobs, cowards
21:56 <Joeytje50> Coelacanth0794, you should actually tag that with NSFA
21:56 <Joeytje50> not safe for arachnophobics
21:56 <Joeytje50> :3
21:56 <Coelacanth0794> bah
21:56 <TonyBest100> Burn it with fire!!!
21:56 <Coelacanth0794> not safe for joeys - anything with no santa hats
21:56 <The Mol Man> I already made that joke
21:56 <Joeytje50> D:
21:56 <The Mol Man> that was a dumb joke coel
21:56  * Coelacanth0794 sets tony on fire with a tinderbox
21:56 <The Mol Man> you should feel ashamed
21:57 <The Other Jonla> Why kill the poor little bastards?
21:57 <TonyBest100> You can;t set me n fire, SET THE SPIDER ON FIRE
21:57 <The Other Jonla> when you can pull their legs off and watch them starve
21:57 <Coelacanth0794> you doubt me?
21:57 <TonyBest100> I'd rather have the spider burned to death than take its legs off
21:57 <Coelacanth0794> 99 fm 
21:57  * Coelacanth0794 torches tony
21:57  * Coelacanth0794 summons spider overlords
21:58 <Ciphrius Kane> Wimps
21:58 <The Other Jonla> I know right?
21:58 <TonyBest100> Not wimps, called arachnophobia 
21:59 <TonyBest100> theres a difference
21:59 <The Other Jonla> torture them, watch them suffer
21:59 <The Other Jonla> scratch that, make them suffer
21:59 <The Mol Man> sex with spiders
21:59 <The Mol Man> what?
21:59 <Ciphrius Kane>
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21:59 <Coelacanth0794> flooding time
21:59 <The Mol Man> fuck... kane...
21:59  * Coelacanth0794 tosses a tarantula on tony
22:00 <Coelacanth0794> now kiss
22:00 <The Mol Man> fuck*
22:00 <Ciphrius Kane> What's wrong Mol?
22:00 <Coelacanth0794> euew.
22:00 <The Mol Man> fuck the tarantula, tony
22:00 <Coelacanth0794> mols first
22:00 <The Mol Man> make it feel beautiful 
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22:00 <The Mol Man> Tony
22:00 <AnselaJonla> Burglar having broken into a large house is inspecting the living room by torchlight - suddenly he hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching you "
22:00 <AnselaJonla> Looks all around - nothing .. he carries on and the same voice - "Jesus is watching you " - looking carefully all around he spies a parrot on his perch - " so what's your name then parrot ? "
22:00 <AnselaJonla> To which the parrot responds - " my name is Moses"
22:00 <The Mol Man> fuck that tarantula
22:00 <AnselaJonla> The burglar then asks - "what kind of an idiot calls a parrot - Moses ? " to which the parrot says -
22:00 <AnselaJonla> "the same idiot who calls his big Rottweiler Jesus"
22:00 <TonyBest100> closed both this chat and chrome completely when i saw the spider
22:01 <The Mol Man> tony, go make sweet disgusting love to that spider
22:01 <Ciphrius Kane>
22:01 <TonyBest100> ... mol i will personally kill you for suggesting that
22:01 <The Mol Man> do it
22:01 <Coelacanth0794> i wanna watch that
22:01 <TonyBest100> and NO, i am NOT clicking another imgur link!
22:01 <The Other Jonla> do eet fagget
22:01 <The Mol Man> kane's is safe
22:01 <Coelacanth0794> get over your fear. fear will break your world.
22:01 <The Mol Man> i promise
22:02 <Ciphrius Kane> Really Other?
22:02 <TonyBest100> No, hate spiders and don't even want to go near one
22:02 <The Other Jonla> yes
22:02 <The Mol Man> <--- just a collection of fun facts...
22:02 <The Other Jonla> I want him to click imgur links and kill Mol
22:02 <The Mol Man> He wants to kill me for suggesting intercourse with a spider
22:03 <The Other Jonla> I know, I want to watch him try and kill you, while you're surrounded by Tunnel Web spiders
22:03 <TonyBest100> Im not clicking that link mol!
22:03 <The Other Jonla> Funnel*
22:03 <The Mol Man> it's safe you wimp wonker
22:03 <Coelacanth0794> how i imagine tony seeing a spider
22:03 <TonyBest100> Don't make me buy a giant flamethrower to burn u along with all spiders
22:04 <The Mol Man> coel
22:04 <Ciphrius Kane> Ok let's leave Tony be, we've had our fun
22:04 <The Mol Man> that was fucking stupid
22:04 <The Mol Man> terrible "shitting bricks" joke
22:04 <The Other Jonla> that's a lot of courics right there
22:04 <The Mol Man> over 100
22:05 <Coelacanth0794> one of the puns from that episode was "you should never fly during your turd trimester"
22:05 <The Mol Man> duh
22:08 <AnselaJonla> A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
22:08 <AnselaJonla> "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
22:08 <AnselaJonla> "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
22:08 <AnselaJonla> Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
22:08 <AnselaJonla> As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
22:08 <AnselaJonla> "It's raining, of course!" he replied, and walked on.
22:08 <AnselaJonla> But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"
22:08 <AnselaJonla> The man quietly replied: "Ah! But Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
22:09 <Ciphrius Kane> Hehe, punny
22:09 <Coelacanth0794> see people being redirected on letmegooglethatforyou in real time
22:09 <Coelacanth0794> dont clikc them though
22:09 <TonyBest100> lol at the joke
22:10 <Joeytje50>
22:10 <Joeytje50> just added this
22:10 <Joeytje50> wat think
22:11 <AnselaJonla> Disney Studios want to set up a Flintstone Theme Park in the Middle East.
22:11 <AnselaJonla> Kuwait and Dubai don’t want it, but Abu Dhabi do.
22:11 <Joeytje50> it's based on the prices listed below
22:11 <TonyBest100> lol
22:11 <Joeytje50> I couldn't quite figure out gold leaf, since it varied per item
22:12 <Joeytje50> for example if I subtract all expected material costs of the non-gold leaf items for the one item, I'd come to another price than for the other item using that same tactic
22:12 <The Mol Man> sex tape emily
22:12 <The Mol Man> and a bunch of "googled"
22:12 <Hallowland> got third cresbot
22:12 <Hallowland> but didnt have ooo
22:12 <Hallowland> so couldnt dii
22:13 <The Mol Man> FFS
22:13 <Hallowland> ;-;
22:13 <The Mol Man> start bringing it
22:14 <Hallowland> going get now and put the baby cresbot in my house :3
22:14 <Hallowland> she has mother and father
22:14 <Hallowland> happy family ^.^
22:14 <The Mol Man> aree you sure they're related?
22:14 <The Mol Man> I mean you got it from a bot, not breeding
22:15 <Hallowland> you offended stacy ;-;
22:15 <The Mol Man> tell her uncle mol is sorry
22:15 <Joeytje50> lol
22:16 <Joeytje50> I just trained fletching a bit in rimmington, at the willow trees there
22:16 <Joeytje50> selling the unfinished bows to the general store
22:16 <Joeytje50> I got 4k profit from it
22:16 <Hallowland> :o
22:16 <Joeytje50> and now I'm usin dat money to get my servant to get me 16 planks and train con
22:16 <Joeytje50> xtra lvlups ftw
22:16 <Joeytje50> (qc) My Old School Woodcutting level is 54 (xp: 161,803, rank: 58,320).
22:16 <Joeytje50> that's +2
22:16 <Hallowland> which graphical options should I have off to dii again?
22:17 <Joeytje50> (qc) My Old School Fletching level is 36 (xp: 25,026, rank: 68,385).
22:17 <Joeytje50> that's +4
22:17 <Joeytje50> (qc) My Old School Construction level is 44 (xp: 60,952, rank: 2,770).
22:17 <Joeytje50> that's +1
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22:18 <Ozank> mol
22:18 <The Mol Man> ???????????????
22:18 <Ozank>
22:19 <Ozank> dat deletion reason lololl
22:19 <The Mol Man> patrick is better
22:19 <Joeytje50> Ozank: that's an easy one
22:20 <Joeytje50> too easy to be funny
22:20 <Joeytje50> :3
22:20 <Ozank> :( lol
22:20 <Seth crowe> i have returned from dinner
22:20 <Joeytje50>
22:21 <Joeytje50> dat delete reason
22:21 <Joeytje50> s even betar
22:21 <Ozank> LOL
22:21 <Ozank> 21:02, 24 March 2013 Joeytje50 (Talk | contribs) deleted File:RickTurpentineFaceMaskGlitch.jpg (Stand and deliver me some pizza)
22:21 <Ozank> xD
22:21 <Joeytje50> ^_^
22:21 <Joeytje50> see dats how you do delete reasons
22:22 <Joeytje50> or
22:22 <Joeytje50> cus I so evil muhaha
22:22 <Ozank> lolol
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22:24 <AnselaJonla>
22:25 <The Other Jonla>
22:27 <Ozank> ew
22:28 <Hallowland> I need a spine
22:28 <Ciphrius Kane> Other, that needs a NSFW tag
22:28 <Joeytje50> Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim
22:28 <Joeytje50> never forget
22:30 <AnselaJonla> The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink drink. A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies. "Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your injun runnin?"
22:30 <Ciphrius Kane>
22:32 <The Other Jonla> sorry ciph
22:34 <Ciphrius Kane> ?
22:35 <The Mol Man> he's sorry for the "fisted your mom" thing
22:35 <Joeytje50> woah, 18 potatoes form 1 patch
22:35 <Joeytje50> pro
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22:36 <The Mol Man> heeeeeeeeeeee speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
22:36 <Spineweilder> Hey
22:36 <Spineweilder> Hallow
22:36 <Spineweilder>
22:36 <Hallowland> thanks :3
22:36 <The Mol Man> spine
22:36 <The Mol Man> I fucking love you
22:37 <Spineweilder> Aww
22:37 <Joeytje50> lol
22:37 <Joeytje50> dat difference
22:37 <Ciphrius Kane> Mol, what have I told you about having sex in the chat?
22:37 <Joeytje50> I got 6 potatoes from 1 patch and 21 from the other
22:38 <The Mol Man> to always wear protection?
22:38 <Joeytje50> gud mol
22:38 <Joeytje50> so you do listen to ciph
22:40 <Ciphrius Kane> Somebody listens to me?
22:40 <Coelacanth0794>
22:40 <Joeytje50> yeah I was surprised too
22:40 <The Mol Man> guess what I listen to you doing
22:42 <The Mol Man> Fire for not responding
22:42 <The Mol Man> tried closing 1256 tabs
22:43 <Ciphrius Kane> Best of the British
22:44 <The Other Jonla> I too love ./r/Britishproblems
22:45 <The Other Jonla> this is the epitome of British problems
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22:49 <The Mol Man>
22:49 <The Mol Man> joey, delete?
22:49 <The Mol Man> made by IP
22:49 <Spineweilder> Joey you ninja
22:49 <Joeytje50> :3
22:49 <Joeytje50> cus I pro
22:50 <TheUltimateH4M> I'll be lurking
22:50 <TheUltimateH4M> ping if
22:50 <The Mol Man> no
22:50 <The Mol Man> no one pine him
22:50 <TheUltimateH4M> (ok)
22:50 <TheUltimateH4M> I see how it is mol ;( 
22:50 <TheUltimateH4M> hehe
22:52 <Ciphrius Kane> Don't worry TheUltimateH4M, Mol's a big meany.  Just ignore him
22:52 <TheUltimateH4M> I know he is :P
22:52 <The Mol Man> I'm a douche bag extraordinaire
22:52 <TheUltimateH4M> btw mol
22:53 <TheUltimateH4M> I'll be editing answers more when school is over if you noticed I've been inactive
22:53 <The Mol Man> I'm too inactive to notice
22:53 <TheUltimateH4M> lol
22:53 <The Mol Man> obviously you didn't notice that
22:53 <TheUltimateH4M> well I'm too inactive to notice you were too inactive to notice I'm inactive
22:53 <The Mol Man> I was too inactive before you even existed there
22:54 <TheUltimateH4M> Ok you win
22:55  * Joeytje50 raegs
22:55 <Joeytje50> why did I get a -5 rc from a spicy stew
22:55 <Joeytje50> y u no +5 me D:
22:56 <Spineweilder> why you need +5
22:56 <Joeytje50> I actually need +4
22:56 <Joeytje50> for [[What Lies Below]]
22:56 <Spineweilder> oh
22:56 <Joeytje50> (qc) My Old School Runecrafting level is 31 (xp: 14,873, rank: 27,317).
22:56 <Ciphrius Kane>
22:57 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
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22:59 <Joeytje50> darnit, only 1 orange spice left
22:59 <Joeytje50> not looking good for my +4 boost
23:00 <The Mol Man> henney
23:00 <The Mol Man> you don't need an admin for that
23:00 <TheUltimateH4M> dr. who
23:00 <The Mol Man> if you mean Cam's versions of preloads
23:02 <Henneyj> good. go do for me then
23:02 <The Mol Man> done
23:02 <The Mol Man> almost kinda
23:02 <Crazyfrog922> is skewers for non-members now?
23:02 <The Mol Man> [[Template:Stdpreloads|Sexually transmitted preloads]]
23:02 <TonyBest100> no crazy, still members only
23:03 <The Mol Man> refresh your cash, eh?
23:03 <Henneyj> yep thats it
23:04 <Henneyj> saché refreshed
23:04 <Spineweilder> STPs?
23:05 <TonyBest100> some IP just tried to add Thornberry to the 07 easter event page lol
23:07 <Spineweilder>
23:07 <Spineweilder> Orb works now?
23:07 <The Mol Man> YES
23:07 <Spineweilder> oh alrihgt
23:08 -!- Iquitrslol has joined Special:Chat
23:08 <Iquitrslol> im quitting rs
23:08 <Spineweilder> Ok
23:08 <Spineweilder> Are you rich
23:08 <Ciphrius Kane> We can tell
23:09 <Iquitrslol> heres my accounts if anyone wants them
23:09 <Iquitrslol> [rescinded]
23:09 <Iquitrslol> [rescinded]  
23:09 <Iquitrslol> [rescinded]
23:09 <Spineweilder> Are you rich
23:09 <Ciphrius Kane> No no no no no!  We no allow account trading
23:09 <Iquitrslol> find out
23:09 <Iquitrslol> bye
23:09 -!- Iquitrslol has left Special:Chat.
23:09 <The Mol Man> good riddance
23:09 <Ciphrius Kane> Anybody else think we should revdel that?
23:10 <The Mol Man> yes
23:10 <Ciphrius Kane> !updatelogs