RuneScape:Chat/Logs/09 March 2013

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23:42 <Spineweilder> Lol
23:43 <Joeytje50> I lol'd when I first saw it
23:44 <Ryan PM>,323,286,64494947,goto,1
23:44 <Ryan PM> sad
23:45 <Coelacanth0794> what's sad about it?
23:46 <Ryan PM> That they might introduce rares into the 07 game
23:46 <The Mol Man> those first 3 points on number 2
23:46 <The Mol Man> absofuckinglutely stupid
23:46 <Meez> WTF
23:46 <Ryan PM> Not that I would play OSRS ever again, just don't like the idea.
23:46 <Meez> only untradeables
23:46 <Meez> plox
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23:47 <RainbowDashful> Hey guys. It's me. 343 TheGuiltyProphet. Sorry I haven't been on lately.
23:48 <Coelacanth0794> hi
23:48 <RainbowDashful> Hey ther.
23:48 <The Mol Man> we know it's you...
23:48 <RainbowDashful> *there.
23:48 <RainbowDashful> I know. I was just making sure. My new account is confusing some.
23:48 <The Mol Man> Then let them ask
23:48 <The Mol Man> it's pointless to reintroduce yourself everytime
23:49 <RainbowDashful> I don't.
23:49 <RainbowDashful> Only when I see people who have not met this account before.
23:49 <The Mol Man> You don't need to
23:49 <RainbowDashful> I want to.
23:49 <RainbowDashful> So, I will.
23:49 <The Mol Man> No one really cares though, ust sayin
23:50 <The Mol Man>
23:50 <Ozank> Hehehe.
23:50 <RainbowDashful> Doesn't matter if they care.
23:50 <RainbowDashful> Ohai Ozank.
23:50 <Ozank> Well met, 343.
23:50 <RainbowDashful> :P
23:51 <RainbowDashful> Coelacanth pm.
23:53 <The Mol Man>  
23:53 <Meez> sigh
23:54 <The Mol Man> egad
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23:58 <Spineweilder> Hi Athe.
23:58 <Atheist723> Hi.
23:58 <Spineweilder> I want to ask you something.
23:58 <Atheist723> Fire away.
23:58 <Spineweilder> You can read Chinese right?
23:58 <Atheist723> Of course.
23:58 <Spineweilder> Do you like watching tv shows
23:58 <Coelacanth0794> in their defence, that's probably the cheapest online branded tshirt i've ever seen
23:59 <The Mol Man> Coel
23:59 <Atheist723> Not really, Spineweilder.
23:59 <The Mol Man> you made me want the T
23:59 <Spineweilder> "c
23:59 <Joeytje50> gtg
23:59 <Spineweilder> :D
23:59 <Spineweilder> D:
23:59 <The Mol Man> FML
23:59 <Coelacanth0794> k
23:59 <Joeytje50> D:faec indeed
23:59 <Coelacanth0794> :D:
23:59 <Joeytje50> :D:D:
23:59 <Spineweilder> Do you like shows that solve cases with science?!
23:59 <The Mol Man> joey go bye bye ;_;
23:59 <Joeytje50> bai <3
23:59 <Coelacanth0794> i saw 'milf' in there a few times
23:59 <The Mol Man> i luff chu
23:59 <The Mol Man> wait
23:59 <Joeytje50> ;_; :'( :c
23:59  * The Mol Man nommz caek wiff juey
23:59 <Joeytje50> (caek)
23:59 <Joeytje50> bai
23:59 <The Mol Man> ;_;
00:00  * Joeytje50 nomz caek
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00:00 <The Mol Man> :[ (caek) ]
00:00 <The Mol Man> :[]
00:00 <The Mol Man> ;(
00:00 <Atheist723> I've watched CSI and a bit of the local similar shows, but CSI is far superior.
00:00 <The Mol Man> monk is best drama
00:00 <Spineweilder> Would you be interested in a show that consists of 10 episodes 
00:01 <Spineweilder> with Chinese subtitles but is spoken in Japanese
00:01 <Atheist723> Maybe.
00:01 <Atheist723> But I'm never a fan of Japanese works.
00:01 <Spineweilder> Oh 
00:02 <Coelacanth0794> the disappointment drains down from spine's eyes and over his cheeks.
00:02 <Spineweilder> If you ever want to search "神探伽利略" it's a nice show
00:02 <Ozank> sounds a bit brash, hehe ;)
00:02 <Atheist723> Oh, I've heard of that.
00:02 <Spineweilder> Ever watched it? :)
00:02 <The Mol Man> I have never heard of those symbols
00:02 <Atheist723> There is a Chinese show that blatantly ripped off it.
00:03 <Atheist723> Just like everything else.,
00:03 <Atheist723> But no.
00:03 <Atheist723> I know it is about an eccentric detective who is a physics expert.
00:03 <Spineweilder> Ah
00:04 <Atheist723> But really, you won't find the mundane investigation exciting after you've watched Smallville.
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00:05 <Coelacanth0794> void what did you think of tww
00:05 <Ozank> wow
00:05 <Atheist723> Badly.
00:05 <Atheist723> But the FAQs at least explained some issues.
00:05 <RainbowDashful> Ozank, can you come to Wikia Answers?
00:05 <Coelacanth0794> you didnt like it? :o
00:06 <Atheist723> Boss time on DCUO, away for a bit.
00:06 <Ozank> nope 343 not right now
00:06 <Atheist723> That's right.
00:06 <RainbowDashful> Okay.
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00:08 <Coelacanth0794>
00:09 <Meez> omg
00:09 <Meez> face scared me
00:10 <Spineweilder> But seriously Athe, you should watch it.
00:10 <Henneyj> view the first comments for that
00:10 <Cook Me Plox> watch The Wire
00:10 <Coelacanth0794> watch nothing
00:10 <Spineweilder> I spent 5 hours watching 5 episodes
00:11 <Spineweilder> Going to do the same tonight.
00:11 <Coelacanth0794> i dont watch tv :3
00:11 <Ozank> per coelacanth0794
00:11 <The Mol Man> Cook
00:11 <The Mol Man> Wanna watch my wire?
00:12 <Henneyj> best i can do is rewire your watch
00:12 <Atheist723> I only watch multiple episodes a day when I don't like it.
00:12 <The Mol Man> I'll take it
00:13 <Atheist723> For Smallville, when I was in the horrible season nine I spent an entire weekending burning through episodes because I know season ten is the finale season.
00:13 <Ozank> tried MLP yet, Athe?
00:13 <Atheist723> When I was in season five at one point I managed to not watch an episode for three weeks because I liked the last one so much.
00:13 <Atheist723> NO.
00:13 <Ozank> :/ too bad
00:14 <RainbowDashful> ^
00:14 <The Mol Man> fillystine
00:14 <RainbowDashful> Ozank, pm.
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00:18 <The Mol Man> don't do it ozzy
00:20 <RainbowDashful> Lol.
00:23 <Cook Me Plox> Atheist, watch The Wire
00:24 <The Mol Man> Cook
00:24 <The Mol Man> watch my wire
00:25 <Cook Me Plox> Is that a penis joke
00:26 <Ciphrius Kane> Mol's not that subtle
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00:31 <The Mol Man> %~^~v~%
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00:40 <The Mol Man> ...
00:41 <Demise36>  
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00:44 <Callofduty4>  
00:48 <Coelacanth0794> hi.
00:49 <The Mol Man> you ruined it
00:49  * Ciphrius Kane uses Coel to slap Mol
00:49 <Coelacanth0794> trouted
00:49 <The Mol Man> that was hot
00:50 <Demise36> B0ss coel
00:50 <Demise36> no
00:50 <Demise36> B0ss c0el
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00:58 <Coelacanth0794> holy crap
00:58 <Coelacanth0794> shambling lair successful
01:00 <Demise36> gratz
01:00 <Coelacanth0794> thx
01:00 <Coelacanth0794> did you unlock it yet
01:01 <Demise36> ofcourse
01:01 <Demise36> ages ago
01:01 <Coelacanth0794> ok
01:02 <Coelacanth0794> i wanna get a lot of lacquer in assassin's final mission but i have no fortunes and my merchant is on a different voyage
01:03 <Demise36> wait for the merchant then
01:04 <Coelacanth0794> should i send out that set of crew (it's a tribrid set i can only do with these remaining) on a diff mission?
01:10 <The Mol Man> omfg hairr
01:10 <Hairr> what did I do
01:10 <The Mol Man> you came
01:10 <The Mol Man> i didn't notice
01:10 <Hairr> i saw
01:10 <The Mol Man> concor
01:10 <Hairr> i edited 
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01:11 <Hairr> Mol: should I make a logo with a big Yelps Approved on it?
01:11 <Hairr>
01:11 <Hairr> similar to this?
01:11 <The Mol Man> yes
01:11 <Hairr> okay
01:11 <Redefined> ermahgerd im da baest ot ruwnskape, i can pnw ayn1 n hur
01:11 <The Mol Man> cam had a prototype
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01:11 <Hairr> it was so small though
01:12 <The Mol Man> key word: prototype
01:12 <Hairr> oh yes yes
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01:13 <Ethaksus> lol
01:13 <Redefined> Does that dude really have over a mil edits?
01:13 <Ethaksus> some guy in my cc says he's cook
01:13 <Ciphrius Kane> Which dude?
01:13 <Hairr> Which dude?
01:13 <Ethaksus> jortash
01:13 <Ciphrius Kane> Jinx
01:13 <Cook Me Plox> Hi
01:13 <Hairr> Not you Cook
01:13 <Hairr> (n)
01:13 <Cook Me Plox> Yes me Hair
01:14 <Ciphrius Kane> Go away cook, nobody loves you
01:14 <Cook Me Plox> I've learned to love myself
01:14 <The Mol Man> I love him
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01:14 <The Mol Man> we're going steady
01:14 <The Mol Man> well, as steady as possible
01:14 <Ethaksus> you have the same IGN as here, right cook?
01:14 <Cook Me Plox> I have multiple accounts, that is me
01:14 <Cook Me Plox> It annoyed me that that was the top post on r/runescape
01:15 <Coelacanth0794> damn aliens taking ours jobs
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01:15 <Ethaksus> cool
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01:17 <Ethaksus> top post is selected by the people voting
01:17 <Cook Me Plox> no, I know that
01:17 <Cook Me Plox> it annoyed me that people didn't realize it was wrong :P
01:17 <Hairr> Mol: I still can't access that wiki lol
01:17 <The Mol Man> good
01:18 <Ethaksus> hey cook, got a mic set up?
01:19 <Cook Me Plox> I do not, sorry ;)
01:20 <TyA> Hii
01:20 <Hairr> Cook doesn't like to talk to people
01:20 <Hairr> Hi ty
01:20 <Cook Me Plox> I would love to talk people. I'm mute though.
01:20 <Hairr> really?
01:20 <Ciphrius Kane> LOLOLOL, google removed a street maps image from a Mancurian street
01:21 <Ciphrius Kane> Let's just say there was a guy getting a job for directions
01:22 <Ethaksus> saw that post
01:22 <Cook Me Plox> and it's bad because he makes it sound like he's knowledgeable
01:23 <Ethaksus> posted your thoughts on the actual thread yet?
01:24 <Cook Me Plox> yeah
01:26 <Ethaksus> not much else to do then
01:26 <Cook Me Plox> nope.
01:26 <TyA> Cook will find a way
01:27 <TyA> he always does
01:27 <Cook Me Plox> I'm currently working with the admins to get the OP shadow banned
01:27 <Ethaksus> why would you do that?
01:28 <Cook Me Plox> (this is a joke)
01:28 <Cook Me Plox> this is not.
01:28 <Cook Me Plox> this part is a joke. what do you call a snail on a ship?
01:28 <Ethaksus> dunno
01:28 <The Mol Man> a uhm
01:28 <The Mol Man> ....
01:28 <The Mol Man> uhhh
01:28 <Cook Me Plox> a SNAILOR
01:28 <The Mol Man> I don't get it
01:29 <Ciphrius Kane> Terrible joke is terrible, deploying humourless destruction drones
01:29 <TyA> those drones suck
01:29 <TyA> They're all "destroy, destroy" but where is the love?
01:29 <Ethaksus> well I mean I got that phisher banned
01:29 <Ethaksus> so I thought you were serious
01:29 <Ciphrius Kane> There is no love, there is only war
01:30 <TyA> But all is fair in the game of war
01:30 <TyA> even love
01:30 <The Mol Man> not me
01:30 <The Mol Man> I'm not fair
01:30 <The Mol Man> I'm butt fugly
01:31 <TonyBest100>
01:31 <Ciphrius Kane> Ah yes, Love was originally one of the four saviour horsemen, destined to fight War, but Mol killed him
01:32 <The Mol Man> with my fugliness
01:36 <Ciphrius Kane> !test
01:36 <RSChatBot> Ciphrius Kane: Hai!
01:37 <Coelacanth0794> Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He’s walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He’s tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
01:37 <Spineweilder> !test
01:37 <RSChatBot> Spineweilder: Hai!
01:38 <Ciphrius Kane> Little known fact: Gary Oak eventually grows up, travels back in time and becomes one of the awesomest men to ever exist
01:38 <Ciphrius Kane> That's right: Gary Oak is Chuck Norris as a child
01:41 <The Mol Man> !
01:44 <Hairr> Atheist
01:47 <TonyBest100> lol
01:51 <The Mol Man> ...
01:52 <Hairr> sorry, doing things w/camera
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01:55 <Coelacanth0794>
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01:57 <Spineweilder> I know that feel
02:03 <Hallowland> hey everybody =)
02:03 <Hallowland> cook
02:03 <Hallowland> do you know buy limit for glaiven?
02:03 <The Mol Man> YAY HALLOW
02:03 <The Mol Man> [[Exchange:Glaiven boots]]
02:03 <The Mol Man> 10
02:04 <Hallowland> oo
02:04 <The Mol Man> ♥
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02:09 <Hairr> Hi Prinaomar
02:09 <Prinaomar> hey a;;
02:09 <Prinaomar> all*
02:09 <Prinaomar> do you guys have a clan on one of the old school servers yet?
02:09 <Ciphrius Kane> RS Wikia I believe
02:10 <Hairr> what no
02:10 <Hairr> RSW
02:10 <Hairr> woo woo
02:10 <The Mol Man> RS Wikia
02:10 <Hairr> fien then
02:10 <Hairr> rs wikia
02:10 <The Mol Man> joey commandeered the fc for old school
02:11 <Cook Me Plox> nobody thar
02:11 <Prinaomar> ahh, I see
02:11 <Spineweilder> So what you testing Cuk
02:11 <Spineweilder> Cook
02:11 <Spineweilder> dual wield vs 2h?
02:11 <Prinaomar> I just started playing again, I used to have a level 76 back in 07, then I started playing WoW
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02:12 <Spineweilder> Hai Ryan
02:12 <Ryan PM> Hi.
02:13 <Cook Me Plox> Whether abilities used weapon damage or weapon+str damage
02:16 <Spineweilder> oooh
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02:19 <Hairr> can someone create the copyright symbol for me
02:20 <The Mol Man> ©
02:20 <Hairr> thx love you forever <333
02:20 <The Mol Man> Alt-169 btw
02:20 <Spineweilder> ⌐
02:20 <Spineweilder> wut
02:20 <The Mol Man> 0169*
02:20 <Spineweilder> ©
02:21 <The Mol Man> TM is 0153 and (R) is 0174
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02:23 <Ocguy1492> Hey guys
02:23 <Ocguy1492> Weirdest thing happened yesterday.
02:23 <Ryan PM> -- Cannon trying to kill my own guthix blessing
02:23 <Ryan PM> yo
02:24 <Spineweilder> wut
02:24 <Ocguy1492> I was putting on my desert robes for a quest, and it said I completed "The World Wakes" in the Elite Ardougne set
02:24 <Spineweilder> Well gratz :P
02:24 <Ocguy1492> I dont know why.
02:24 <Ryan PM> argh
02:24 <Ocguy1492> I didn't even actually do the ques
02:25 <Ocguy1492> *quest
02:25 <Ryan PM> aberrant spectre killed guthix's blessing :(
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02:25 <The Mol Man> fucking spectres
02:26 <Atheist723> You use Debilitate?
02:30 <Coelacanth0794> hi again
02:32 <Coelacanth0794> so monsters can target the butterfly?
02:32 <Henneyj> yes
02:35 <Prinaomar> is the knight's sword actually even a good weapon?
02:35 <The Mol Man> no
02:35 <Ciphrius Kane> Nope
02:35 <Ryan PM> They can and I do use debilitate
02:36 <Ryan PM> if you're melee and use debilitate before berserk, you nullify that damage penalty against you
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02:39 <Atheist723> But that was on your ranged bar.
02:39 <Hairr> Atheist, you live in China?
02:39 <Ryan PM> ik
02:40 <Ryan PM> it was useful at automatons right before unload is used
02:40 <SovietHero> *Paddles people*
02:40 <Atheist723> Yes, Hairr.
02:40 <SovietHero> Which city?
02:41 <Atheist723> Hong Kong.
02:41 <SovietHero> .
02:41 <SovietHero> ALWAYS
02:41 <Atheist723> The very same housing estate as Spineweilder, coincidentally.
02:41 <SovietHero> Spine...?
02:41 <The Mol Man> previously*
02:41 <The Mol Man> He's in NY now
02:41 <Atheist723> Although not the same building.
02:41 <Atheist723> And yes, previously.
02:41 <Hairr> Okay, I was just curious.  I'm going to china in two weeks
02:42 <Hairr> I mean next week
02:42 <Atheist723> I wonder if I've met him before but have no idea who he was.
02:42 <The Mol Man> wtf hairr
02:42 <The Mol Man> y u no tell me
02:42 <Atheist723> Try not to die, Hairr.
02:42 <SovietHero> lol
02:42 <Hairr> Very encouraging o.o
02:42 <Prinaomar> I have a friend who went to china for a year, in Bejing, for like 10th grade 
02:42 <Hairr> Did he come back?
02:42 <Hallowland> if I don't log in in 15 hours
02:42 <SovietHero> Hairr you're stupid
02:42 <Hallowland> I died
02:42 <Prinaomar> He came back with a weird heart worm thing and was in the hospital for a month 
02:42 <Hairr> Lovely
02:42 <SovietHero> o.o
02:42 <Hallowland> I'm serious
02:43 <Atheist723> When Chinese people go to USA, we tell them try not to die because gun-toting psychos are everywhere in USA.
02:43 <Prinaomar> yeah :3 they said it was something he ate 
02:43 <Hallowland> i drank some weird thing
02:43 <Hallowland> feeling horrible
02:43 <Hallowland> i mean
02:43 <Hallowland> really bad
02:43 <Atheist723> And yes, exactly what Prinaomar says.
02:43 <SovietHero> Poor Hallow
02:43 <Hairr> Atheist: sounds about right
02:43 <Hairr> (y)
02:43 <The Mol Man> Everywhere?
02:43 <Hallowland> if I really don't log in in 15 hours it's because I died (literally)
02:43 <The Mol Man> That's an understatement
02:43 <Atheist723> In China, everything is fake...other than the con man.
02:43 <Cook Me Plox> [[w:c:unfunorb]]
02:43 <SovietHero> Hallow go to the damn hospital
02:43 <The Mol Man> hairr is u missing pms
02:44 <The Mol Man> I will fly out and save you hallow
02:44 <SovietHero> Pfft.
02:44 <Atheist723> Also, China is the place where everything explodes.
02:44 <The Mol Man> that's arkansas
02:44 <SovietHero> ?
02:44 <The Mol Man> meth labs and shit
02:44 <Atheist723> Including but not limited to cell phones and watermelons.
02:44 <SovietHero> ...
02:44 <Hallowland> how can you save me
02:44 <SovietHero> Watermelons?
02:44 <Hallowland> only if you pull my stomach out
02:44 <The Mol Man> the power of love 
02:44 <The Mol Man> ♥♥♥♥
02:44 <SovietHero> Whoaaaaaaa Mol
02:45 <Atheist723> Seriously, what's wrong, Hallowland?
02:45 <SovietHero> She drank something
02:45 <Hairr> Go to a doctor if problems
02:45 <The Mol Man> You'll be fine hallow
02:45 <Atheist723> Yeah, what exactly?
02:45 <SovietHero> Whatever it was, it was @#$%
02:45 <The Mol Man> it was at hashtag dollar sign percentages?
02:45 <SovietHero> Icyene land you'd better not be lying to us
02:46 <Hallowland> I drank coke, 2 tablespoons of olive oil, milk with milk powder enriched with vitamins
02:46 <Hallowland> and some things i cant remember
02:46 <Atheist723> ...What?
02:46 <SovietHero> That's a REALLY bad combo
02:46 <Atheist723> Yeah, that.
02:46 <Hallowland> so yea
02:46 <The Mol Man> Hallow sure is an adventurous consumer
02:46 <Hallowland> if i dont log in in 15 hours
02:46 <Hallowland> i died
02:46 <The Mol Man> you'll be fine ♥
02:46 <The Mol Man> stop overreacting
02:46 <SovietHero> No offense, but that was really stupid to do.
02:46 <Hallowland> my biologist teacher told me
02:47 <Hallowland> err
02:47 <Hallowland> drinking 1 tablespoon of olive oil before sleeping is good (it actually is)
02:47 <Hallowland> so i thought
02:47 <The Mol Man> You're just oozy from the bad combo
02:47 <SovietHero> Sue your teacher.
02:47 <The Mol Man> don't overreact like this
02:47 <The Mol Man> it makes us worry ;_;
02:48 <The Mol Man> we dun wanna worry
02:48 <The Mol Man> we love you
02:48 <Hallowland> milk powder enriched with vitamins with milk would give calcium and a lot of goodies for my body
02:48 <SovietHero> But too much of it can damage you.
02:48 <Prinaomar> or you could just eat good food <,< 
02:48 <Hallowland> so it would be an enhancer of the effect
02:48 <Prinaomar> and take a supplement
02:48 <SovietHero> Even too much of a good thing can be harmful.
02:48 <Hallowland> after i drank it, i was going to drink one cup of olive oil
02:48 <The Mol Man> supplements are dumb
02:48 <Hallowland> but decided to drink 2 to make the effect more consistent
02:48 <Prinaomar> I just mean a regular one a day vitamin 
02:48 <The Mol Man> Hallow didn't drink too much of anything
02:48 <The Mol Man> I know
02:49 <Hallowland> but then
02:49 <The Mol Man> I eat nothing but junk food
02:49 <SovietHero> hallow you sound like you're an addict
02:49 <Hallowland> i felt like fainting after I drank that gods awful thing
02:49 <Hallowland> so I drank some coke to make me not feel bad
02:49 <The Mol Man> you'll be fine
02:49 <Hallowland> i mean
02:49 <Atheist723> Just go and lie down.
02:49 <Hallowland> to remove the stench from my mouth
02:49 <Ciphrius Kane> See ya at the funeral
02:49 <SovietHero> (fp)
02:49 <SovietHero> Ciph be helpful
02:50 <SovietHero> And Hallow, really?
02:50 <The Mol Man> none of you are being helpful
02:50 <Hallowland> I'm not having nausea, I just felt some really strange feeling in my belly
02:50 <Hallowland> like
02:50 <SovietHero> Chemical reactions in those foods are....... eww
02:50 <The Mol Man> that's nausea
02:50 <The Mol Man> if you really need to, go purge 
02:50 <Hallowland> idk.. as if a finger was touching it everywhere
02:50 <Hallowland> but
02:50 <Hallowland> painful at the same time
02:50 <Hallowland> idk how to explain
02:50 <SovietHero> Just go see a doctor?
02:50 <Hallowland> it stopped now
02:50 <SovietHero> k
02:50 <Hallowland> i'm fine
02:50 <The Mol Man> that's exactly what nausea is hallow
02:51 <Hallowland> that was just for a minute
02:51 <SovietHero> Nausea can't really kill you.
02:51 <Hallowland> nausea is *cough* puking isnt it >.>
02:51 <The Mol Man> no
02:51 <Hallowland> i didnt want to do that
02:51 <The Mol Man> but can lead to it
02:51 <SovietHero> Waaaaay more than throwing up
02:51 <Hallowland> well after the olive oil i wanted but
02:51 <The Mol Man> it's not way more
02:51 <Hallowland> coke made that feeling dissapear
02:52 <Hallowland> oh I also ate one suplement of calcium lol
02:52 <The Mol Man> 1. A feeling of physical unwellness, usually with the desire to vomit.
02:52 <SovietHero> Self-medicate, huh?
02:52 <Hallowland> it's not medicating myself
02:52 <Hallowland> that's not medicine :p
02:52 <SovietHero> Doesn't always mean you're using medicine
02:52 <SovietHero> I paddle you
02:52 <Hallowland> well now I'm feeling good
02:53 <The Mol Man> that's messd up
02:53 <The Mol Man> why do you say shit like that?
02:53 <SovietHero> .
02:53 <SovietHero> I remember I once threw up inf ront of my Science class
02:53 <Hallowland> i dont know what paddle means by the way
02:53 <Hallowland> there are 10 possible words for my language lol
02:53 <SovietHero> You're Italian, right?
02:53 <The Mol Man> he's basically saying he wats to hit you with a wooden board
02:54 <Hallowland> yea
02:54 <SovietHero> Huh.
02:54 <The Mol Man> usually paddling implies on the ass
02:54 <SovietHero> Nah.
02:54 <Hallowland> o-o
02:54 <SovietHero> Paddle on the head
02:54 <SovietHero> In Cali some private schools paddle kids
02:54 <The Mol Man> it's still a messed up thing to say
02:54 <SovietHero> I'm glad I'm not in a private school
02:54 <SovietHero> Well sorry then
02:54 <SovietHero> California is weird
02:55 <SovietHero> Hey can someone update the logs?
02:55 <Hairr> Why
02:55 <Atheist723> !updatelogs
02:55 <RSChatBot> Atheist723: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 152 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
02:55 <SovietHero> Thanks Atheist
02:56 <SovietHero> I remember how I almost killed someone with a volleyball to the face.
02:57 <Hallowland> it's possible (just kidding but it actually is)
02:57 <SovietHero> Hairr have you ever gotten a draconic visage?
02:57 <The Mol Man> hairr
02:57 <Hairr> What is that
02:57 <The Mol Man> say yes
02:57 <SovietHero> Hairr u nub
02:57 <Hairr> YES
02:58 <SovietHero> [[Draconic visage]]
02:58 <Cook Me Plox> Guys, we made it
02:58 <Cook Me Plox> Made it big
02:58 <Hairr> to what
02:58 <Cook Me Plox> cracked referenced us
02:58 <Ryan PM> wtf #7
02:59 <Atheist723> The Pink Party Hat Crisis...
02:59 <Atheist723>
02:59 <The Mol Man>
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03:00 <The Mol Man>
03:00 <The Mol Man> isn't that ours?
03:00 <The Mol Man> and the next image?
03:00 <Cook Me Plox> yeah, but they linked back to us so we can't get too mad
03:00 <The Mol Man> I know
03:01 <Hairr> What about the other article the referenced us in?
03:01 <The Mol Man> Why did falador masacre link to the dick moves?
03:01 <Hairr>
03:01 <Hairr> #1
03:01 <Coelacanth0794> the slaying of guthix there?
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03:02 <Coelacanth0794> nope
03:02 <Demise36> k i got the most badass avatar now
03:02 <Hairr> well, I guess that isn't on the front page though
03:02 <Hallowland> your avatar is glitched hahaha
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03:02 <Spineweilder> Cook
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03:02 <The Mol Man> that wasn't absurdly difficult
03:02 <Spineweilder> should I give you the seasinger hood, bottom, and the rest of the cash back
03:02 <Cook Me Plox> I was expecting mep2
03:02 <The Mol Man> same
03:02 <Cook Me Plox> try to sell it
03:03 <Hallowland> god I should sleep but
03:03 <The Mol Man> or at least EW2/3
03:03 <Hallowland> the mixture I drank gave me energy :c
03:03 <Demise36> sliske #1
03:03 <Spineweilder> hood sold 4m
03:03 <Demise36> what hood?
03:03 <The Mol Man> share
03:03 <Demise36> death lotus?
03:03 <The Mol Man> torva
03:03 <The Mol Man> torva hood
03:03 <Demise36> k
03:03 <Hallowland> robin hood
03:03 <Spineweilder> seasinger bottom won't sell under 10m
03:04 <Demise36> did u make tradeable?
03:04 <Hallowland> I'd mention something but that'd probably link to rwt so no lol
03:04 <Cook Me Plox> fuck
03:04 <Cook Me Plox> you're insta-selling them?
03:04 <Hallowland> spine
03:04 <Hallowland> don't you think it's worth more making superior?
03:04 <The Mol Man> do we have alch prices?
03:05 <Hallowland> it's better than virtus
03:05 <Cook Me Plox> spine stop selling that shit
03:05 <Hallowland> and look
03:05 <Spineweilder> ._.
03:05 <Hallowland> (qc) The Exchange price of 1x [[virtus mask]] is 21,312,571 coins.
03:05 <Hallowland> so you got 4m when you could've technically gained more than 21m
03:05 <Cook Me Plox> do you know how to sell things without losing money?
03:05 <Spineweilder> I wait
03:05 <The Mol Man> he doesn't
03:05 <Cook Me Plox> he didn't make them hallow
03:05 <Hallowland> and about bottoms
03:05 <Hallowland> oh
03:06 <Hallowland> why did you buy them ;-;
03:06 <Cook Me Plox> how much did you buy the sea singer hood for?
03:06 <The Mol Man> (qc) The Exchange price of 1x [[arcane spirit shield]] is 21,759,734 coins.
03:06 <Spineweilder> 5250k
03:06 <Hallowland> ow
03:06 <Cook Me Plox> -.-
03:06 <The Mol Man> dw, I practically gave spine 40m
03:06 <Spineweilder> I took whatever loss was made from my own pockets
03:06 <Hallowland> your spine may make you become quadriplegic :D
03:06 <The Mol Man> burn!
03:06 <Cook Me Plox> okay, lol
03:07 <Spineweilder> actually I'll just take 15m out
03:07 <Cook Me Plox> sell it for the same price you bought it for
03:07 <Spineweilder> in case of future losses
03:07 <SovietHero> Spine has scoliosis 
03:07 <Hallowland> imagine someone without spine that'd be horrible
03:08 <SovietHero> Saggy flash
03:08 <SovietHero> *flesh
03:08 <The Mol Man> ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
03:08 <The Mol Man> ▓▓▓▓Bye▓▓▓▓
03:08 <The Mol Man> ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
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03:08 <Hairr> o.o
03:08 <SovietHero> ...
03:08 <Demise36> dafaq
03:08 <SovietHero> ▓
03:08 <SovietHero> /??
03:08 <Demise36> ?????+
03:08 <Hallowland> demise
03:09 <Hallowland> put the yellow eyes in the right place
03:09 <Hallowland> your sliske is blind
03:09 <SovietHero> Oh its an alt code
03:09 <SovietHero> ▓
03:09 <Demise36> sliske is glitched in that cutscene
03:09 <Demise36> well his eyes
03:09 <Demise36> <.<
03:09 <Hallowland> sliske is glitched everywhere in tww
03:09 <SovietHero> Dat Mahjarrat
03:10 <SovietHero> Zemouregal blows at fighting
03:10 <SovietHero> When it comes to between him and me
03:10 <SovietHero> Khazard's no better
03:10 <SovietHero> Is Khazard dead or no?
03:11 <Demise36> khazard aint dead
03:11 <Hallowland> demise, you like irrational beings
03:12 <Hallowland> dont put a super intelligent being as avatar plox
03:12 <SovietHero> .
03:12 <Hallowland> ;0
03:12 <SovietHero> Can I call you Icyene Land?
03:12 <Hallowland> eh
03:12 <Hallowland> I'd prefer gabrielle if not hallow or hallowland
03:14 <Demise36>  
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03:15 <Vampire King of Ooo> TyA pls.
03:15 <Vampire King of Ooo> aww.
03:15 <Demise36> ????????
03:16 <Prinaomar> guys, it's been forever
03:16 <SovietHero> Fine Gabe.
03:16 <Demise36> k.....
03:16 <Prinaomar> what should I be killing at level 14? 
03:16 <Prinaomar> dwarves?
03:16 <SovietHero> I'll call you Meiyerditch instead.
03:16 <Demise36> goblins
03:16 <SovietHero> Cows
03:16 <Prinaomar> they're only level two though <,<
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03:17 <Hallowland> nothing for free at sgs?
03:18 <SovietHero> sgs?
03:18 <SovietHero> Het Fugs
03:18 <Hairr> Fergie~!
03:18 <Hallowland> solomon's general store
03:18 <SovietHero> *Hey
03:18 <SovietHero> Oh
03:18 <Urbancowgurl777> i will kick you if you call me that ._.
03:18 <SovietHero> Erm.... free 5 bank spaces Gabe?
03:18 <SovietHero> Blame Cook.
03:18 <Urbancowgurl777> he can, you can't
03:18 <Urbancowgurl777> <3
03:18 <SovietHero> *50 spaces
03:18 <Urbancowgurl777> (only because i can't kick him)
03:19 <Urbancowgurl777> (which is why i enjoy making his life hell)
03:19 <Urbancowgurl777> (:0
03:19 <SovietHero> Becasue you don't want to?
03:19 <SovietHero> *Socks Sum1 0 o across the face*
03:20 <SovietHero> Btw Fergs are we in a Second Cold War now?
03:20 <SovietHero> o.o
03:21 <Urbancowgurl777> mm
03:21 <Urbancowgurl777> idk, maybe
03:21 <Urbancowgurl777> i don't follow the 'war' goings
03:21 <SovietHero> We're only inches from nuclear war
03:23 <Coelacanth0794> purperr ter derrr.
03:24 <SovietHero> wut
03:24 <Cook Me Plox> second cold war wut
03:25 <Ciphrius Kane> RuneScape features on 3 of Cracked's 4 MMORPG dick moves lists
03:25 <Urbancowgurl777> yey runescape
03:25 <Ciphrius Kane> First for the Falador Masacre, then for the mu glitch, then for the partyhat duplication glitch
03:26 <SovietHero> For the Runescape
03:26 <SovietHero> Mu?
03:27 <Ciphrius Kane> Mu is a symbol that caused the game to crash if you saw it
03:29 <SovietHero> ohhhhh
03:29 <SovietHero> The bounty hunter one?
03:30 <Urbancowgurl777> er
03:30 <Urbancowgurl777> it was a symbol that if you typed, the people who saw it would get their game crashed
03:30 <SovietHero> Yeah yeah I know that
03:30 <SovietHero> 7yh76tyy7y7
03:30 <Urbancowgurl777> i don't think it had anything to do with bounty hunter? <.<
03:32 <Coelacanth0794> best threat
03:32 <SovietHero> It was in a bounty hunter world Fegles
03:32 <SovietHero> *fergles
03:33 <SovietHero> bai all u decadent comrades and nubsters
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03:37 <Cook Me Plox> μ
03:37 <Coelacanth0794>
03:38 <Atheist723> Humph. Superboy-Prime did it better.
03:39 <Atheist723>
03:39 <Atheist723> Very concise.
03:54 <Cook Me Plox> Why do people not understand basic statistics
03:54 <Cook Me Plox> It make me MAD
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03:55 <TehChaosOne> How often can i do sinkholes?
03:55 <Hairr> liek really, if most of the country likes harry potter and most of the country likes porn, we know what to do
03:55 <Hairr> right cook?
03:55 <TehChaosOne> hi
03:55 <Cook Me Plox> relevant xkcd
03:55 <TehChaosOne> are sink holes twice per hour or twice per day?
03:56 <Hairr> That's what I was thinking of :P
03:56 <Urbancowgurl777> not sure Chaos, does the article say?
03:56 <TehChaosOne> it's not clear.
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03:58 <Urbancowgurl777> [[Sinkholes]]
03:58 <Urbancowgurl777> "The activity can be started by talking to Talsar located in the Daemonheim camp. He will give the players information about himself and the location and time of the next sinkhole due to emerge with each one due every hour, however you can only play twice per day, resetting at 0:00 UTC"
03:58 <Urbancowgurl777> under the "Getting started" section, first line <.<
03:58 <Hairr> you are so smart fergie
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03:58 <Cook Me Plox> smart
03:58 <TehChaosOne> I don't exactly understand...?
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03:58 <Urbancowgurl777> you can play twice per day
03:59 <Cook Me Plox> there's one every hour, but you can only do two of them a day
03:59 <TehChaosOne> ok
03:59 <TehChaosOne> oooooh
03:59 <TehChaosOne> riiight
03:59 <TehChaosOne> ok ty guys
03:59 <Urbancowgurl777> yw
03:59 <TehChaosOne> sc time
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04:01 <Hairr> I'm not saying anything
04:02 <Urbancowgurl777> just going to move on..
04:02 <Urbancowgurl777> so i'm going to be in the car for 10 hours tomorrow
04:02 <Urbancowgurl777> sldfkjsd;ofijs
04:02 <Urbancowgurl777> i dun wan D:
04:02 <Hairr> where are you going?
04:03 <Urbancowgurl777> el paso, then staying one night then going to tombstone (3 hours) then tuscon (1 hour), staying till wednesday, then going to las vegas (4 hours), staying till sunday, then going 11 hours back home
04:03 <Urbancowgurl777> asdjfoisjd
04:03 <Hairr> that sounds fun
04:04 <Hairr> the car part, no
04:29 <Urbancowgurl777> bai :3=
04:29 <Hairr> bye
04:29 <Hairr> wub you
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04:45 <Hairr> ~test
04:45 <TyBot> Hairr: I love you. <3
04:52 <Demise36> ~test
04:52 <TyBot> Demise36: I love you. <3
04:52 <Demise36> <3
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05:03 <Hairr> hi haidro
05:04 <TyA> hey dro
05:05 <Haidro> hello hairr and ty
05:05 <Haidro> Demise, as much as I adore your avatar, Sliske must die
05:05 <Hairr> I think I'm going to create something useful in java
05:06 <Demise36> i only changed my avatar for the lols
05:06 <Hairr> i think a wikia huggle
05:06 <Hairr> except with a different name
05:06 <Hairr> and in spanish
05:06 <Hairr> the name, not the program
05:06 <Hairr> spanish~
05:06 <TyA> Neat
05:07 <TyA> Sounds liek fun
05:08 <Atheist723> Hi Haidro.
05:09 <Atheist723> Now that TWW is done and dusted, did anyone spot the Harry Potter parallel?
05:09 <Haidro> I did not
05:09 <Haidro> Also, apparently there is a saradomin symbol in Guthix's home lang
05:09 <Haidro> land*
05:10 <Atheist723> Guthix - Dumbledore, Sliske - Snape, Zaros - Voldemort.
05:10 <TyA> saradomin is one mean son of a biscuit
05:13 <Atheist723> !test
05:13 <RSChatBot> Atheist723: Hai!
05:17 <Haidro> [[Zamorak]]
05:23 <Atheist723> Hi Cook Me Plox.
05:24 <Haidro> Hi Cook
05:24 <Atheist723> What is that wiki alliance thing?
05:24 <Hairr> To bring similar wikis closer
05:25 <Ryan PM>
05:25 <Haidro> Hair
05:25 <Haidro> What is this wikia star you have
05:25 <Ryan PM> That horrible program.
05:25 <Hairr> i'm a part of the wikia thingy
05:25 <Hairr> do I fully understand what I'm doing?
05:25 <Hairr> nope
05:26 <Haidro> Did they choose you?
05:26 <Hairr> yes
05:26 <Haidro> Do you know what you should be doing?
05:26 <Ryan PM> You can nominate yourself.
05:26 <Hairr>
05:26 <Ryan PM> It's a stupid program.
05:26 <Atheist723> Archived every 10000 bytes.
05:26 <Atheist723> Currently: 17,131 bytes.
05:26 <Hairr> relevant
05:26 <Atheist723> That's on your talk page, Hairr.
05:26 <Haidro> :3
05:26 <Haidro> Hair archive!
05:26 <Hairr> Haidro: I more or less so know what I'm doing
05:26 <Hairr> It seems like a such a silly thing to have a group for, that's why I'm a tad bit confused
05:26 <Haidro> Is the friendserver working for anyone online atm
05:27 <Atheist723> "Grasping at straws"? For what?
05:27 <Hairr> Basically I get the label of "wikia star" to create a blog every once and a while and do free marketing
05:27 <Haidro> Links to your blogs pls
05:28 <Hairr> it hasn't really started yet
05:28 <Hairr> once it starts, you'll see more stuff on
05:28 <Hairr> I have to answer questions for it :3
05:28 <Haidro> i c
05:28 <Hairr> Oh
05:28 <Hairr> I'm already on it
05:28 <Haidro> Sactage too
05:28 <Hairr> wait
05:28 <Hairr> No i'm not
05:28 <Hairr> @#$
05:29 <Atheist723> "Main Wiki:
05:29 <Atheist723> Marvel Database"
05:29 <Atheist723> And he wears a Green Lantern costume.
05:30 <Hairr> Well, basically those things that say Connect
05:30 <Hairr> will be answered questions
05:31 <Hairr> to help noobies with their wiki
05:32 <Hairr> but it seems like a fun thing to do
05:32 <Ryan PM> > Fun
05:32 <Ryan PM> > Wikia Program
05:32 <Ryan PM> Do you need help?
05:32 <Atheist723> Aw, missed this year's wiki family photo.
05:33 <Hairr> Just trying to enjoy myself :\
05:33 <Haidro> My wiki photo is so awsum
05:33 <Haidro> I bet no one can do my stance :D
05:34 <Ryan PM>
05:34 <Ryan PM> :3
05:35 <Haidro> Assassin Ryan
05:35 <Atheist723> [[Troubadour Dance]]?
05:35 <Ryan PM> no
05:35 <Haidro> Fffff athe how did you know
05:35 <Ryan PM> Assassin home teleport
05:35 <Haidro>
05:35 <Ryan PM> oh that
05:35 <Ryan PM> lol
05:35 <Haidro> Ryan: I was describing you ;p
05:36 <Ryan PM> I am Assassino.
05:36 <Atheist723> Because my brain is filled with nothing but useless information like that, Haidro.
05:36 <Haidro> Lol
05:36 <Atheist723> Bet you don't know what this is:
05:36 <Atheist723> (Top middle)
05:36 <Hairr> I'm guessing a rsw family photo
05:36 <Hairr> Did I win
05:36 <Ryan PM> My eyes
05:37 <Ryan PM> that picture burns
05:37 <Atheist723> What I was doing, Hairr.
05:37 <Atheist723> And why, Ryan PM?
05:37 <Haidro> Wait, photo is loading...
05:37 <Haidro> Activated an aura?
05:37 <Atheist723> Obvious, but wrong.
05:37 <Haidro> Okay...
05:37 <Haidro> This is odd
05:37 <Haidro> No wonder the friends server is down for me :p
05:38 <Ryan PM> why? no consitency between sizes of pics
05:38 <Haidro> Ohh, I know
05:38 <Atheist723> Oh, I think it is good this year's photo fixed that.
05:38 <Haidro> [[Safety First]]
05:38 <Atheist723> But it isn't *that* bad of an issue.
05:38 <Atheist723> Close...but no.
05:39 <Haidro> Dragon battleaxe spec then you swapped to a void knight mace
05:39 <Atheist723> Safety First is a lot closer.
05:39 <Atheist723> In the special attack you rise the weapon above your head.
05:39 <Haidro> Does the aura have anything to do with it?
05:39 <Atheist723> No, it is a red herring.
05:40 <Haidro> Ooh
05:40 <Haidro> Is it doing the Trick Master emote and that the pic was right at the end
05:40 <Atheist723> [[Trick Master]]
05:40 <Haidro> that halloween emote
05:40 <Atheist723> ...Do you mean [[Trick]]?
05:40 <Haidro> No
05:40 <Haidro> [[Puppet Master]]
05:41 <Haidro> Nope
05:41 <Atheist723> Hint: It is not an emote.
05:42 <Haidro> Is grinding something with a pestle and mortar considered an emote?
05:42 <Atheist723> No, and wrong.
05:42 <Atheist723> When you grind something, you look down.
05:42 <Atheist723> And the mortar appears, I think.
05:43 <Haidro> Ah
05:43 <Atheist723> And the weapon disappears.
05:43 <Haidro> True
05:43 <Haidro> Alching with an explorers ring?
05:44 <Haidro> [[Explorer's ring 4]]
05:44 <Haidro> nop
05:44 <Haidro> Superheating?
05:44 <Atheist723> You hold your hands apart laterally for that.
05:44 <Haidro> Then they come together :3
05:44 <Atheist723> Not vertically.
05:45 <Atheist723> And there is no fire column. 
05:45 <Atheist723> [[Superheat Item]] - not even close.
05:45 <Atheist723> Plus, most of the things you mentioned makes the weapon disappear.
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05:46 <Haidro> True... that's why I guessed superheat
05:48 <Atheist723> It's the starting animation of [[Disruption Shield]].
05:48 <Haidro> Weapon doesn't hide when you do the spell?
05:49 <Atheist723> It is a combat spell, why would it?
05:50 <Haidro> Graphical stuffs
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06:10 <AnselaJonla> That was...
06:10 <Haidro> Oh, you reverted that edit
06:10 <AnselaJonla> Tried to turn my bedroom light on, there was a sort of pop-bang and my light didn't go on
06:13 <Atheist723> The filament burnt out?
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06:16 <AnselaJonla> It's a triple-bulb lamp...
06:16 <Ryan PM> muahaha
06:16 <Haidro> Nice~
06:16 <Haidro> One step closer to a trimmed comp cape
06:21 <Atheist723> least 6 Chlark videos just for the song "Love the way you lie".
06:22 <Atheist723> Another perfect way to waste a lovely afternoon.
06:31 <AnselaJonla> Think it might have been the fuse for the upstairs lights
06:31 <AnselaJonla> My light isn't working, the bathroom light isn't working, the hall light isn't working
07:14 <Haidro> test
07:16 <AnselaJonla> Failed
07:16 <Haidro> ?
07:17 <King kolton9> I WANT AN EVENT TOMORROW
07:17 <King kolton9> I DONATED CASH, I EXPECT AN EVENT.
07:18 <King kolton9> that is all
07:19 <Haidro> okay
07:19 <Ryan PM>
07:19 <Haidro> amg ryan
07:19 <Ryan PM> that bloom
07:19 <Haidro> Is he a noob
07:20 <Ryan PM> he really hits.
07:20 <Ryan PM> accurately
07:20 <Ryan PM> fora 144
07:21 <Ryan PM> needs transparency
07:21 <Haidro> dat soul split
07:22 <Ryan PM> I didn't think he'd hit me as much as he did.
07:28 <Ryan PM> alog no longer has comp cape date or 2496, just champs :(
07:28 <Haidro> dats a lot of champs
07:28 <Haidro> Human is the last one right?
07:30 <Ryan PM> no
07:30 <Ryan PM> originally he was
07:30 <Ryan PM> but gnome is last one
07:30 <Haidro> There isn't a gnome champion scroll though is there?
07:30 <Ryan PM> no
07:30 <Ryan PM> just like there wasn't a human one
07:31 <Ryan PM>
07:31 <Haidro> What are the limitations
07:31 <Ryan PM> only what you are wearing for human
07:35 <Atheist723>
07:36 <Ryan PM> lol
07:38 <Atheist723> Saw that one here:
07:38 <Haidro> Question
07:38 <Atheist723> Answer.
07:38 <Haidro> Do you guys say evolution, e like in bungee or like egg
07:39 <Atheist723> The latter.
07:39 <Atheist723> Unless you, like Coel, pronounces it as EVILution.
07:39 <Atheist723> And not without reason.
07:39 <Haidro> evilution, that's a way better way of explaining it
07:39 <Haidro> and awesome ;)
07:40 <Atheist723> As in, [[Evolution of Combat|EVILution of Combat]].
07:41 <Cook Me Plox> I think all the abilities have a minimum of 25% of the max
07:41 <Atheist723> As in, minimum damage?
07:41 <Cook Me Plox> yeah
07:41 <Haidro> Cook, do we know what Momentum does?
07:41 <Cook Me Plox> not entirely, I can find out
07:41 <Haidro> Not yet
07:41 <Haidro> There'll be an update to it
07:42 <Cook Me Plox> Like for instance, Slice has a max of 125%, it has a minimum of 31.25%
07:42 <Haidro> oh, cool
07:42 <Cook Me Plox> Assault has a max of 219%, minimum of 54.75%
07:51 <Cook Me Plox> Figured out slice, backhand, sever, slaughter sort of, smash, hurricane, overpower, barge, massacre sort of, havoc, flurry, meteor strike, kick, punish, dismember, fury sort of, massacre, assault, quake, berserk sort of, cleave, assault, pulverise, frenzy sort of
07:52 <Cook Me Plox> Then I'll figure out the timing and how boosts work
07:52 <Haidro> oh wow
07:52 <Cook Me Plox> A lot of them are basically the same
07:52 <Cook Me Plox> I also need to figure out exactly how weapon damage is calculated...I'm off by about 1% from what it should be
07:52 <Haidro> :s
07:53 <Cook Me Plox> well, for slow weapons
07:53 <Cook Me Plox> for fastest weapons I have it
07:53 <Haidro> Is chaotic maul still the best chaotic?
07:53 <Atheist723> Now everything on the same tier should be exactly the same.
07:53 <Cook Me Plox> Ignoring style, no, it's the worst
07:54 <Haidro> Really? So... chaotic claws?
07:54 <Cook Me Plox> I need to figure out the optimal ability use first
07:54 <Cook Me Plox> Basically
07:55 <Cook Me Plox> Also: destroy and assault are amazing
07:56 <Haidro> [[Destroy]]
07:57 <Cook Me Plox> if you're using, say, drygore maces and you use assault, you'll hit 5.5x your weapon damage over 6 seconds
07:57 <Haidro> you and your drygores
07:57 <Cook Me Plox> almost 8k damage in 6 seconds on average from a threshold ability
07:58 <Cook Me Plox> most of the ultimates kind of suck actually
07:58 <Haidro> Have you tested the new ones from TWW?
07:58 <Atheist723>
07:58 <Cook Me Plox> no, only looking at attack/str so far and the attack one seems straightforward
07:58 <Haidro> Have you done TWW?
07:59 <Cook Me Plox> yes
07:59 <Haidro> Sad isn't it
07:59 <Cook Me Plox> meh
07:59 <Cook Me Plox> I wonder how frenzy works on bosses
08:00 <Haidro> Haven't done TWW yet, but when I do, I'm tempted to see what happens when you choose to kill Guthix yourself
08:00 <Cook Me Plox> I did it twice, nothing changes
08:00 <Cook Me Plox> Sliske beats you to the punch, Guthix dudes are still mad
08:00 <Haidro> Yea, I meant the dialogue
08:00 <Cook Me Plox> oh
08:00 <Haidro> Sliske shall die
08:01 <Cook Me Plox> well, once I tried to get them to wake guthix, once to kill actually seemed like the guardians were madder about waking him
08:01 <Haidro> But I'm still confused by one thing. Why did Sliske appear at the GE? The GWD was understandable: To free Nex, but the GE?
08:01 <Haidro> Lol
08:01 <Cook Me Plox> needed to buy ardy teleports
08:01 <Haidro> >lo
08:02 <Haidro> Was the quest easy with drygores :3
08:02 <Ryan PM> getting the mummy scroll will take awhile :(
08:02 <Cook Me Plox> used magic actually
08:02 <Haidro> I would think so for the Juna bit
08:02 <Ryan PM> forgot torment doesn't work atm
08:02 <Cook Me Plox> whole thing was relatively easy with pps
08:03 <Haidro> Can't you just kill the mummies in the chaos tunnels
08:03 <Haidro> Where everyone used to chin
08:04 <Cook Me Plox> So you can get better damage from either of those threshold abilities I mentioned, than from Meteor Strike or Overpower
08:04 <Haidro> What about massacre? That's a pretty good ability
08:04 <Haidro> Well, I guess only for monsters with high HP
08:04 <Cook Me Plox> trying to figure out massacre
08:04 <Ryan PM> I am, but I'm not using chins and forgot that blood are fire too
08:05 <Cook Me Plox> I'm using double dragon battleaxes, weapon damage is 1020. Hits some number between about 1200 and 2000, then hits 667 5 times
08:07 <Haidro> Sounds OP to me
08:07 <Haidro> I fel like soloing KBD
08:09 <Cook Me Plox> the 667 part doesn't make all that much sense
08:10 <Cook Me Plox> Actually, it does
08:10 <Cook Me Plox> looks to be about 65% of weapon damage
08:10 <Haidro> Hooray!
08:12 <Cook Me Plox> Those two thresholds are still better though
08:13 <Cook Me Plox> Well, at least Assault is
08:14 <Haidro> Wait, Fiara does?
08:14 <Haidro> dies*
08:14 <Cook Me Plox> she does if you screw up
08:14 <Haidro> So who manages FoG after her?
08:15 <Cook Me Plox> [[Coulson]]
08:15 <Haidro> Better than a Giant Earwig
08:15 <Cook Me Plox> !updatelogs
08:15 <RSChatBot> Cook Me Plox: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 54 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
08:15 <Haidro> You never update the logs o_O
08:16 <Haidro> Why is this fully protecte
08:17 <Haidro> Becoming more an NPC now than an monster
08:18 <Cook Me Plox> yeah
08:23 <Cook Me Plox> Weirdly, some of the ability descriptions are way off
08:23 <Cook Me Plox> "Destroy your target, dealing up to 157% of both weapons' damage instantly and causing an additional 157% of both weapons' damage over 6 seconds."
08:23 <Haidro> #jagex
08:24 <Cook Me Plox> Except it's actually 196% of both weapons' damage plus 65% five times over 6 seconds
08:24 <Cook Me Plox> Which taken alone is 4.475x weapon damage, but you also get to attack while it happens
08:25 <Haidro> Oh yea
08:25 <Haidro> [[XP table]]
08:26 <Cook Me Plox> Using drygores again, that's 6500 ability damage plus maybe 1800 autoattack damage
08:26 <Cook Me Plox> Except possibly less because the ability might interrupt part of it
08:27 <Haidro> With these abilities, it's always going to be the exact same value right?
08:27 <Cook Me Plox> No
08:27 <Haidro> So what are the extra factors
08:28 <Cook Me Plox> For masscare for example, I think you can hit anywhere from 49% to 196% of weapon damage as the "main" hit
08:28 <Cook Me Plox> although the extra bleed hits are constant
08:28 <Haidro> :3
08:29 <Cook Me Plox> Huh, maybe Massacre is decent after all...looking at berserk, you double your damage over 20 seconds, so that's 8.333 extra mace hits = only 6000 extra damage
08:29 <Cook Me Plox> unless you stack it with extra abilities, in which case that will nearly double
08:29 <Haidro> And you can hit while the bleed effect happens
08:29 <Cook Me Plox> Yeah
08:30 <Cook Me Plox> overpower and meteor strike will never be the best, frenzy could be the best depending on how it's capped...pulverise just plain sucks, berserk is best if you'll keep doing abilities while you're berserking, and massacre is kind of in the middle
08:30 <Haidro> Pulverise does suck :D
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08:32 <ISkill997> Anybody a skiller here?
08:32 <Haidro> Nope but what's the problem?
08:33 <Cook Me Plox> I haven't taken time into account yet, but the best melee thresholds seem to clearly be assault and destroy...slaughter could be decent I think, haven't quite figured it out. Flurry is just a shitty version of Assault/Destroy, Hurricane and Cleave are useful for multicombat, smash looks bad, same with quake 
08:33 <Cook Me Plox> I am in the sense that I'm level 4, although that's more because I suck
08:33 <ISkill997> init u cunt
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08:33 <Haidro> Smash is pretty much a placeholder
08:33 <Haidro> cleave never seems to work for me
08:33 <Haidro> ty for kicking btw
08:35 <Cook Me Plox> fury seems to be false advertising
08:35 <Cook Me Plox> not 150% weapon damage, more like 95%
08:47 <Haidro> test
08:47 <Haidro> [[Fury]]
08:48 <Haidro> Oh, I never use that
08:50 <Haidro> Are the range abilities the same as the mage ones?
08:50 <Haidro> Or ave you not got into them yet
08:51 <Cook Me Plox> not there yet
08:51 <Atheist723> I usually use Rapid Fire, but it's probably just because I think it looks cool.
08:51 <Haidro> Opinions?
08:51 <Atheist723> Snap-Shot is kind of useless.
08:52 <Cook Me Plox> I think they beat us in that regard, haidro ;)
08:52 <Haidro> We were never going to make such thing
08:52 <Haidro> Oh, 07 in general?
08:52 <Cook Me Plox> I was thinking about something like that
08:52 <Atheist723> 07 doesn't have GE yet...
08:52 <Haidro> And I hope it doesn't
08:52 <Atheist723> How terribly inconvenient. 
08:53 <Haidro> Someone asked me whether we had a project about 07
08:53 <Atheist723> Although it doesn't matter to me any more.
08:54 <Atheist723> 5 more Chlark vids with "Bring me to life", lovely.
08:55 <Haidro> I have to say, Zybez did a very good job
08:55 <Haidro> some stuff could be improves
08:55 <Haidro> improved
08:56 <Cook Me Plox> it's okay, we still get 10x as much traffic
08:56 <Haidro> I find that very had to believe
08:56 <Haidro> hard
08:56 <Cook Me Plox> We have 50m pageviews this month, they have 5m
08:56 <Haidro> I don't know if it's just me, but we aren't really doing as much as we were
08:57 <Cook Me Plox> not just you
08:58 <Atheist723> The beauty of a wiki, Haidro.
08:58 <Haidro> Yea, but it's /us/
08:58 <Haidro> People depend on us daily
08:58 <Atheist723> I wanted to say "you are not alone", but it sounds cheesy and cliched.
09:00 <Atheist723> ...And apparently a retain my ability to plunge the chat into dead air.
09:00 <Haidro> lol'd
09:00 <Atheist723> "I", not "a".
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09:01 <Haidro> Salutations Xalmachi
09:01 <Xalmachi> hello
09:01 <Xalmachi> i need some help if someones got the time and energy
09:01 <Haidro> Sure
09:01 <Xalmachi> brink of extinction
09:01 <Haidro> Haven't done it, but I'll try help
09:01 <Xalmachi> what the hell was jagex smoking when they made the combat there
09:02 <Haidro> Cook has done it, and quite recently too
09:02 <Haidro> They just wanted it to fit with the EoC
09:02 <Xalmachi> well ive taken about 70 deaths and im only at the second node
09:02 <Xalmachi> i need help.. and bad
09:02 <Haidro> What equipment are you using?
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09:02 <Dogfoger> ermahgerd
09:02 <Dogfoger> haidro
09:03 <Haidro> where
09:03 <Xalmachi> melee is bandos, range is arma, and mage has proven to not be needed
09:03  * Dogfoger throws a mirror at Haidro
09:03 <Dogfoger> Long time no see <3
09:03 <Haidro> Mage is definitely useful, in my opinion
09:03 <Haidro> The TzHaar creatures are weak to water spells are they not
09:03 <Haidro> Yus dog, it has been a while
09:03 <Xalmachi> ive used it and then not used it, i seem to get farther with the inventory space more than the mage gear
09:03 <Dogfoger> I guess cus we live in opposite time zones
09:04 <Xalmachi> thats 4 extra rocktails i get to carry
09:04 <Haidro> Get rid of the range gear, don't see why you should bring it
09:04 <Xalmachi> one word
09:04 <Xalmachi> -mej
09:04 <Haidro> Oh, those guys
09:04 <Haidro> Huh, I seemed to have accomplished getting 10k rc exp in 07
09:05 <Atheist723> "what the hell was jagex smoking"
09:05 <Atheist723> Yeah, I think about that all the time too.
09:05 <Xalmachi> using rapier and ccb with shields, dfs and arma buckler
09:06 <Xalmachi> getting consistantly to the 2x tok champs
09:06 <Xalmachi> but those guys just rip me a new arse
09:07 <Cook Me Plox> What's your attack level?
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09:07 <Xalmachi> >.> 85
09:07 <Cook Me Plox> Is your issue that you're unable to hit the champs, or they're hitting you too hard?
09:08 <Xalmachi> not even that, just running through all my supplies beforehand
09:08 <Cook Me Plox> how much of your food are you losing from stepping on the hot tiles?
09:08 <Xalmachi> next to 0
09:08 <Cook Me Plox> using protection prayers?
09:09 <Xalmachi> soulsplit on the -hurs, and prot on all waves but champs, ss on them
09:09 <Cook Me Plox> how many rocktails?
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09:10 <Xalmachi> room for 14, arma swap, 2 pray flasks, then supers for my cb styles, and that bloody com orb
09:10 <Xalmachi> leech def is my friend
09:10 <Cook Me Plox> When I did it I just used melee armour, a couple prayers and the rest was food
09:11 <Cook Me Plox> I think supers are probably not worth the space, maybe the same with the armour swaps
09:11 <Haidro> [[Coal]]
09:11 <Xalmachi> issue is my stats there
09:12 <Xalmachi> 85 att, 80 str, 99 def, 99 range, 94 mage, and 97 hp
09:12 <Xalmachi> melee isnt my strong suit
09:12 <Cook Me Plox> that should be good enough
09:12 <Cook Me Plox> how much food do you have left generally when you get to the champs?
09:12 <Xalmachi> lol 0
09:13 <Xalmachi> im not the best at eoc combat
09:13 <Cook Me Plox> just spam the basic abilities, and use assault and destroy
09:13 <Xalmachi> but i do know that tww melee ultimate is great for how low hp i end up
09:13 <Cook Me Plox> alright
09:13 <Haidro> Do TWW then, it's not hard
09:13 <Xalmachi> dharok spec with soulsplit built in
09:13 <Cook Me Plox> assuming he's done it
09:13 <Xalmachi> oh i already have
09:13 <Haidro> oh, nice
09:13 <Xalmachi> brink is my last quest for qp cape
09:14 <Cook Me Plox> what abilities are you using?
09:14 <Juvialoxar> xalmachi pm
09:14 <Xalmachi> i know
09:16 <Xalmachi> 1, backhand 2, punish 3, slice 4, dismember 5, sever 6, anticipation 7, resonance 8, slaughter 9, balanced strike 0, immortality -, guthix's blessing =, rocktail
09:17 <Cook Me Plox> okay, you definitely want assault and destroy on your bar
09:17 <Cook Me Plox> focus on offense rather than defense
09:17 <Xalmachi> replacing what though?
09:17 <Cook Me Plox> I would probably get rid of punish and dismember
09:18 <Cook Me Plox> Is Juvialoxar PMing people asking if they can roleplay
09:18 <Haidro> Not me
09:19 <Xalmachi> assault is a combo
09:19 <Xalmachi> not a fan of combos with those tiles
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09:20 <Xalmachi> heck theyre both combos
09:20 <Cook Me Plox> they're extremely powerful
09:21 <Xalmachi> assuming they hit with my crap att >.<
09:21 <Haidro>
09:21 <Haidro> funny :D
09:22 <Xalmachi> slaughter is nice, so long as its melee based i can hack out 600 to 750% weapon damage
09:22 <Xalmachi> just gotta jog them
09:23 <Xalmachi> 300* not 600
09:23 <Cook Me Plox> yeah, it's a quite good ability
09:23 <Xalmachi> i hope some of you are fishing rocktails, im filling your pockets at this rate how im burning through them
09:23 <Haidro> haha
09:24 <Cook Me Plox> why is it so hard to deactivate prayers?
09:24 <Xalmachi> where?
09:24 <Cook Me Plox> just in general, when they're not on the action bar
09:24 <Xalmachi> i just click quick prays
09:24 <Xalmachi> then click off
09:24 <Haidro> Same
09:24 <Xalmachi> half second or less
09:25 <Haidro> Why u no F3 cook
09:25 <Cook Me Plox> because it's not a normal prayer
09:25 <Cook Me Plox> I was testing the effects of Ultimate Strength on your max
09:25 <Xalmachi> on what? most things that can take a max have a damage cap
09:26 <Cook Me Plox> training dummies, actually
09:26 <Xalmachi> didnt think of those
09:26 <Xalmachi> ok, tokkul-zo or 6th age circut?
09:26 <Haidro> Zo!
09:27 <Cook Me Plox> probably tokkul-zo, this would be the time to use it anyway
09:27 <Xalmachi> its uncharged atm
09:27 <Haidro> Charge it!
09:27 <Cook Me Plox> oh. meh.
09:27 <Xalmachi> with my 23 tokkul?
09:27 <Xalmachi> lol i wish
09:28 <Haidro> LOL
09:29 <Xalmachi> monkey?
09:29 <Xalmachi> really?
09:29 <Haidro> 366 more rune essence...
09:30 <Xalmachi> well with the now lacking defence im tempted to bring my maul. 
09:31 <Haidro> I just realised
09:32 <Haidro> I am so EXP wasting right now playing 07
09:32 <Xalmachi> lol
09:32 <Haidro> I should be cooking!
09:37 <Xalmachi> well here goes nothing
09:40 <Cook Me Plox> magic abilities seem to be kind of broken atm
09:40 <Haidro> [[Witch's house]]
09:46 <Cook Me Plox> do you know what the purpose of orbs and books is?
09:46 <Haidro> [[RDT]]
09:46 <Haidro> It's just a shield for magic
09:46 <Cook Me Plox> I can't figure out the functional difference between using a wand and book vs. just a wand
09:46 <Haidro> If you want to use defensive abilities with mage
09:46 <Cook Me Plox> is that it, really? it doesn't even given defensive bonuses
09:47 <Haidro> Does it increase accuracy?
09:47 <Cook Me Plox> it has its own off-hand accuracy
09:47 <Cook Me Plox> but what that's for I can't tell
09:48 <Haidro> 29 rc :D
09:49 <Xalmachi> oh holy hell
09:49 <Xalmachi> cook
09:49 <Haidro> Me
09:49 <Xalmachi> i had 5 rocks to spare
09:49 <Haidro> Yay!
09:49 <Xalmachi> cook, you rule
09:50 <Haidro> He is head admin
09:50 <Haidro> Thus he rules in two different ways :)
09:50 <Haidro> Oh, he is also grand master of wiki police
09:50 <Xalmachi> lol
09:50 <Haidro> (None if this actually exists)
09:50 <Xalmachi> hes proven his knowallingness
09:50 <Haidro> knowledge?
09:51 <Xalmachi> how many fingers am i holding up?
09:51 <Haidro> 512
09:51 <Xalmachi> im asking cook
09:51 <Haidro> o
09:52 <Haidro> Xalmachi: Are you online atm?
09:54 <Cook Me Plox> lol, awesome
09:54 <Xalmachi> yup
09:54 <Haidro> Can you add "Permantly" and see what his/her previous name was?
09:54 <Xalmachi> i keep private on mostly cause i enjoy reporting gold spam bos
09:54 <Haidro> I'm on rs07, and I can't check
09:54 <Haidro> And I don't want to ask, as it might be odd
09:55 <Cook Me Plox> armour switching is overrated, I think there are very few situations where the reduction in damage is worth the space lost for food
09:55 <Xalmachi> my previous name was lost guard, or mburk92
09:55 <Xalmachi> and yeah i can see that now
09:55 <Xalmachi> thanks again cook
09:55 <Cook Me Plox> yup, good luck with the final fight
09:55 <Xalmachi> dont go though cause theres still that bitch of a boss
09:55 <Haidro> Lol
09:56 <Cook Me Plox> although 80% of that fight is just staying out off the hot tiles and stunning the boss
09:56 <Cook Me Plox> if you can manage that you'll have plenty of food left over
09:56 <Haidro> ^Had drygores
09:56 <Cook Me Plox> the first time
09:56 <Cook Me Plox> second time was just chaotics
09:56 <Xalmachi> i hate drygores!
09:56 <Haidro> So do I
09:56 <Haidro> They let people boast about them having the weapons
09:57 <Xalmachi> i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them 
09:57 <Haidro> And how OP they are
09:57 <Xalmachi> you cant do any kind of bossing with a group without the damned things
09:57 <Haidro> That's true too
09:57 <Cook Me Plox> Haidro's just mad because it took him 10 minutes to kill Char with his Korasi's sword and it took me 60 seconds with my trusty maces
09:57 <Haidro> more like 20 minutes for me
09:57 <Cook Me Plox> oh
09:57 <Haidro> and I had an EE!
09:57 <Xalmachi> i did char pre eoc
09:57 <Xalmachi> darts ftw
09:57 <Haidro> Well Jagex changed Char
09:57 <Cook Me Plox> who was the guy who got her halfway down with bronze daggers?
09:57 <Haidro> Check the patch notes
09:58 <Haidro> Don't remember
09:58 <Cook Me Plox> that was insane though
09:58 <Haidro> I wonder what darts and offhand darts are like in eoc
09:58 <Haidro> Their speed...
09:59 <Xalmachi> that may be worth a shot
09:59 <Haidro> With Char? Nah apparently ranged doesn't work anymore
09:59 <Cook Me Plox> but yeah, with TokHaar-Hok you just need to keep track of way too many things
09:59 <Xalmachi> with unload it may be a 60 second kill with full oil fires
09:59 <Haidro> unload requires crossbows tho
09:59 <Cook Me Plox> noob
09:59 <Haidro> or does it?
09:59 <Cook Me Plox> No.
10:00 <Cook Me Plox> How many prayer points you have left, how much HP you have, whether the boss is currently stunned, whether you're on a hot I guess not that many things. But it's hard to do all that and abilities
10:01 <Haidro> Food, be back soon
10:01 <Haidro> :3
10:03 <Xalmachi> well its boss time >.> this is going to be rough
10:03 <Cook Me Plox> It will, expect to die a few times
10:05 <Xalmachi> if its anything like node 2, then i plan to be awake all night
10:05 <Xalmachi> its already 5 am
10:06 <Cook Me Plox> you get more and more used to it
10:09 <Xalmachi> well attempt 1 with no food and half dead i was able to get him to 60%
10:09 <Xalmachi> i think its time to break out my rock soups
10:10 <Cook Me Plox> uh, what was your strategy?
10:13 <Xalmachi> same as node 2, basic spam stun as needed, and abuse the slaughter movement damage boost
10:14 <Cook Me Plox> do you kill the ranged guys immediately?
10:15 <Xalmachi> didnt bother, they werent hitting enough to distract me
10:15 <Cook Me Plox> no, those guys do the bulk of the damage
10:15 <Cook Me Plox> you have to kill them fast or else they'll use up all your food
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10:15 <Joeytje50> hai
10:15 <Cook Me Plox> they should be the top priority while they're still up...if you don't kill the first and second ones then they'll keep spawning
10:16 <Cook Me Plox> Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
10:16 <Xalmachi> so kill ranger asap, how often do they spawn would you say
10:17 <Xalmachi> also adopting rapier, dfs for more hp
10:17 <Xalmachi> and resonace
10:17 <Cook Me Plox> they only spawn at the beginning
10:17 <Cook Me Plox> don't use dfs, please. shields are absolutely not worth it
10:17 <Cook Me Plox> you'd rather have 50% more damage
10:18 <Cook Me Plox> one ranger spawns ~10 seconds after the fight begins...I think you can stop a second one from spawning if you're fast enough but usually the second one will show up
10:18 <Cook Me Plox> so take that one out, and hope you're not slow enough for a third one to show up. after that no more will go.
10:19 <Xalmachi> you can tell i was a range tank pre eoc cant you
10:19 <Xalmachi> i love me some shields
10:20 <Cook Me Plox> I know, but it's just not worth it
10:20 <Cook Me Plox> if you do 50% more damage, that means over the course of the fight you'll be using 33% less food
10:21 <Xalmachi> well lets try this again, after all i only bought 1k rocks
10:21 <Xalmachi> itd be a shame to waste them
10:24 <Xalmachi> lol that was funny
10:25 <Joeytje50> woooooooooo
10:25 <Joeytje50> rofl
10:25 <Xalmachi> somehow i stalled and next thing i saw was a pile of hits 9 high and my ass crumple into a lifeless heap
10:25 <Joeytje50> I just got 20k for 133 willow logs
10:25 <Joeytje50> :D
10:25 <Xalmachi> and grats
10:26 <Joeytje50> he probably typoed and meant 2k
10:26 <Joeytje50> but I didn't scam him and he should have checked the 2nd trade screen
10:26 <Joeytje50> so that's his fault ^_^
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10:30 <Cook Me Plox> yeah, you can't freeze up in's more the heated tiles though
10:30 <Cook Me Plox> the actual hits from the tokhaar, besides the ranged ones, aren't that bad
10:34 <Wildwolfy> Man, too many retards around Runescape, just someone trying to fool me with "give me your password and I'll make you mod" trick.
10:35 <Joeytje50> lol
10:35 <Wildwolfy> 50% of the people here are just leeching on others.
10:35 <Joeytje50> I've seen the free armour trimming there too
10:35 <Joeytje50> well on rs07 I've seen it
10:35 <Wildwolfy> Yeah, people would do anything to steal your money.
10:35 <Wildwolfy> Its patethic.
10:36 <Cook Me Plox> Wildwolfy
10:36 <Wildwolfy> Aye?
10:36 <Cook Me Plox> Did you know if you say your password backwards
10:36 <Joeytje50> it shows up as **** right
10:36 <Cook Me Plox> yeah
10:36 <Wildwolfy> Then you'll get my password.
10:36 <Cook Me Plox> see *********
10:36 <Wildwolfy> Mhm
10:36 <Joeytje50> oh he does it, must be true
10:36 <Joeytje50> lemme try
10:36 <Joeytje50> ***********
10:36 <Joeytje50> omg @@@
10:36 <Joeytje50> :3
10:37 <Wildwolfy> yagerasyuguoy
10:37 <Wildwolfy> omg
10:37 <Wildwolfy> you scammed me
10:37 <Joeytje50> muhahaha
10:37 <Joeytje50> we so evil
10:38 <Joeytje50> btw fyi, gay is not an insult
10:38 <Wildwolfy> I know right?
10:38 <Wildwolfy> That's what most fail to realize xD
10:38 <Joeytje50> yeah XD
10:38 <Wildwolfy> It can be seen offending though
10:38 <Joeytje50> especially those noobs
10:38 <Joeytje50> "omg look how [email protected] he is @@@@"
10:39 <Wildwolfy> If I call you a fucking cheese. then its the meaning behind that may be offending, but that you are an cheese.
10:39 <Joeytje50> imo noob is even more of an insult :P
10:39 <Wildwolfy> lol
10:40 <Joeytje50> anyway I gtg
10:40 <Joeytje50> bye
10:40 <Joeytje50> hai dro
10:40 <Joeytje50> bai dro
10:40 <Haidro> JOEY
10:40 <Haidro> noooo
10:40 <Joeytje50> wat
10:40 <Joeytje50> D: ikr
10:40 <Haidro> Hai <3
10:40 <Joeytje50> (caek)
10:40 <Joeytje50> bai [email protected]@@
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10:40 <Haidro> c u soon?
10:41 <Haidro> asdfghjkl;'
10:41 <Haidro> Cook Me Plox: poke
10:43 <Cook Me Plox> hi
10:44 <Haidro> hi
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10:44 <Cook Me Plox> hi
10:44 <Randomiq> Hi.
10:44 <Haidro> hello
10:44 <Randomiq> I just joined the wiki
10:44 <Haidro> Welcome :)
10:44 <Randomiq> But I've used it before
10:44 <Randomiq> Oh thanks :)
10:45 <Randomiq> bye
10:45 <Cook Me Plox> Aww.
10:45 <Haidro> Going already?
10:46 <Cook Me Plox> you need something?
10:46 <Haidro> Nah, just wanted to say hi
10:47 <Haidro> Go back to doing whatever you do
10:47 <Haidro> Hi
10:47 <Light Matter> Hi guys :D
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10:51 <Haidro> Hi ben
10:51 <Haidro> I has a question
10:53 <Haidro> ben :o
10:53 <Wildwolfy> Yay, I has the name of the guy whom scammed me, should IP-trace him and find him
10:53 <Wildwolfy> then tear him apart C:
10:54 <Battleben> yes?
10:54 <Haidro> You know how Sliske appeared as the Shadowed Figure around the GE and GWD before TWW?
10:54 <Battleben> Yeah
10:54 <Haidro> Why did he appear at the GE? The GWD bit is kinda self explanatory, because he freed Nex from her prison (right?)
10:54 <Battleben> Yeah.
10:55 <Haidro> And don't make some stupid joke to buy an ardougne teleport
10:55 <Haidro> *looks at Cook ;)*
10:55 <Battleben> He was buying a battlestaff of armadyl
10:55 <Battleben> to remove the orb from
10:55 <Battleben> Duh.
10:55 <Haidro> Okay srs tho
10:55 <Wildwolfy> Runecorebrid huh.
10:55 <Wildwolfy> He has a high level, so I assume that must be his main account he scammed me with.
10:56 <Wildwolfy> Too bad that type of scam is bannable.
10:56 <Cook Me Plox> He's doing something with the money in RuneScape like Nomad did with our souls
10:57 <Wildwolfy> Oh, he even has a youtube video
10:57 <Haidro> Can't wait for Nomad's Requiem Sequel
10:58 <Haidro> Imagine if SLiske is involved :o
10:58 <Haidro> And we get to kill him
10:58 <Haidro> !!!
10:59 <Cook Me Plox> any level 70 2h melee weapons besides barrows?
10:59 <Haidro> Balmung upgraded
10:59 <Cook Me Plox> hm, probably not worth the trip
11:02 <Haidro> test
11:02 <Xalmachi> improved balmung seems buggy
11:02 <Xalmachi> it doesnt work on dag mother 2 to start fight
11:02 <Xalmachi> noticed that in dom tower
11:03 <Haidro> dag mother 2 is a joke
11:03 <Wildwolfy> Anyone done TWW?
11:03 <Xalmachi> yup
11:03 <Haidro> I know it
11:03 <Haidro> (As in, I know what happens and stuff0
11:05 <Wildwolfy> How's the new abilities?
11:10 <Cook Me Plox> useful in certain situations, overall probably not worth using too much
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11:19 <Xalmachi> this just flat sucks
11:20 <Haidro> [[Zaff]]
11:24 <Haidro> [[Wizard's robe top]]
11:26 <Haidro> [[ham shirt]]
11:28 <Xalmachi> ummmm
11:28 <Xalmachi> cook
11:31 <Cook Me Plox> hi
11:31 <Xalmachi> yeah
11:32 <Xalmachi> ice barrage
11:32 <Xalmachi> keeps him perma stunned
11:32 <Xalmachi> literally only used
11:32 <Xalmachi> one pray flask
11:32 <Xalmachi> 10 rocks
11:32 <Xalmachi> that was it
11:32 <Cook Me Plox> oh, that works again? :o
11:33 <Xalmachi> lol only 10 actual casts
11:33 <Xalmachi> lolololol
11:33 <Cook Me Plox> was ice barrage the only thing you used?
11:33 <Xalmachi> yup
11:34 <Xalmachi> gear was subby, gano boots and gloves, stream, skill cape, and staff of light
11:34 <Xalmachi> 6th age circut for ring
11:34 <Cook Me Plox> wow.
11:34 <Cook Me Plox> I had heard they'd stopped that from stunning him
11:34 <Xalmachi> lol nope
11:34 <Xalmachi> ill make the edit now
11:35 <Xalmachi> oh, its already got the stun on ice barrage
11:36 <Xalmachi> tempted to make a seperate bullet about how little casts may actually be needed with proper use of abilities like asphyxiate
11:36 <Cook Me Plox> Go for it, highlight how easy it is
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11:39 <ICallDibs> How do you obtain the Marigolds you need for making a Bull Ant Pouch?
11:39 <Haidro> [[Marigold]]
11:40 <Wildwolfy>
11:40 <Wildwolfy> Clap your hands for the brilliant work Jagex does.
11:40 <Haidro> Don't get it
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11:43 -!- Juvialoxar has joined Special:Chat
11:43 <Juvialoxar> Hi!
11:44 <Haidro> hi
11:44 <Juvialoxar> U got some wikis with a lot of members online?
11:44 <Haidro> ?
11:44 <Juvialoxar> LIke runescape wiki
11:44 <Juvialoxar> lots of chat online
11:44 <Haidro> I don't know
11:45 <Juvialoxar> please
11:46 <Cook Me Plox> Juvialoxar, don't just spam everyone's PMs asking to roleplay
11:47 -!- Juvialoxar has left Special:Chat.
11:47 <Battleben> I keep dying :D.
11:47 <Haidro> Was he PMing you?
11:50 <Xalmachi> quest complete
11:50 <Haidro> Hooray
11:50 <Xalmachi> now to claim my qp cape
11:50 <Xalmachi> after a nap
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11:50 <Xalmachi> its 7 am
11:50 <Xalmachi> ive been at it all night
11:51 <Haidro> Almost 11pm here
11:51 <Xalmachi> cook, thanks again, its entirely thanks to you i was able to complete this quest
11:52 <Haidro> Cook Me Plox: yea, I see this being a problem:
11:52 <Cook Me Plox> :D
11:52 <Xalmachi> now if no one minds id like to go to bed lol
11:52 <Cook Me Plox> being a problem how
11:52 <Haidro> good (morning)night
11:52 <Haidro> Look at the offers
11:52 <Cook Me Plox> what, the spam?
11:52 <Haidro> "selling 999 whips for 3gp each! PM me! My RSN is Mod Mark!"
11:53 <Haidro> You can't tell if they're legit offers or not (Well, that one particularly is obvious)
11:54 <Haidro> And you could easily put someone else's IGN
11:54 <Haidro>
11:55 <Haidro> Gnight everyone
12:02 <Meez> which is why forums are better
12:27 <Battleben> Yawn
12:43 <Oghma infinium> hello ppls
12:44 <ShadowPirateX> Hi
12:44 <ShadowPirateX> Hi
12:44 <Cook Me Plox> ben, do you do gifs?
12:47 <Oghma infinium> dang no dog 
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12:58 <TonyBest100> Morning Guys :)
12:58 <Battleben> Morning
13:07 -!- Juvialoxar has left Special:Chat.
13:08 -!- Juvialoxar has joined Special:Chat
13:09 <Juvialoxar> Hi!
13:10 <Cook Me Plox> hi
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13:11 <Battleben> over 1m worth of loot from that automaton trip..
13:11 <Battleben> Now I want a cresbot ;_;
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13:13 <Ozank> ahhh my behind hurts ;_;
13:14 <Ciphrius Kane> By the way anybody heard from Hallow recently?
13:15 <Battleben> Yes
13:15 <Ozank> Yes
13:15 <Ciphrius Kane> I don't mean yesterday
13:16 <Battleben> So you mean today?
13:16 <Battleben> No, why?
13:16 <Ciphrius Kane> She was saying something early this morning about being ill
13:17 <Battleben> Ah.
13:18 <Ozank> ugh lol, people doing the a q p thing in 07 rs ._.
13:20 <Meez> lol
13:22 <TonyBest100> a q p thing?
13:23 <Ciphrius Kane> Pretty much making a dick
13:23 <TonyBest100> oh
13:27 <Battleben> [[File:Trance_ba1.jpg]]
13:27 <Battleben> Isn't this just Ariane's teleport?
13:29 <Ciphrius Kane> Yeah but why ruin the fun?
13:29 <TonyBest100> Yeh it is, although that image is trying to show that its a Jmod teleporting inside the duel arena
13:29 <TonyBest100> which, you cant do during battles
13:30 <TonyBest100> Though the name of that file is stupid
13:40 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
13:40 <The Mol Man> the image is pointless
13:41 -!- Juvialoxar has joined Special:Chat
13:41 <Juvialoxar> hi
13:41 <TonyBest100> Hey
13:42 <Juvialoxar> tony pm
13:42 <Juvialoxar> ...
13:48 <The Mol Man> ...
13:49 <TonyBest100> so bored atm :P
13:51 -!- Forever phat has joined Special:Chat
13:52 <Forever phat> is making bowstring good xp for oldschool
13:52 <The Mol Man> never was
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13:53 <RswordS> hi guys listen im new to runescape can someone help me out?
13:53 <The Mol Man> with?
13:54 <RswordS> like some advice or anything
13:54 <The Mol Man> that's just a vague question
13:54 <Ciphrius Kane> [[beginner's guide]]
13:54 <Ciphrius Kane> Do we have a page on that?
13:54 <The Mol Man> just play the game and you have anything specific, come ask
13:55 <Meez> oo
13:55 <RswordS> thank you
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14:02 <Erik fedrik> Guys guys guys lissen! I founded the biggest glitch in runescape
14:02 <Erik fedrik> It delivers me 2m exp sec 
14:03 <Erik fedrik> Sombody wanna see picture?
14:03 <The Mol Man> bullshit
14:03 <Erik fedrik> YESLOLOL
14:03 <Erik fedrik> here:
14:03 <Erik fedrik>
14:04 <Ciphrius Kane> That's to do with Jagex's servers resetting
14:04 <Ciphrius Kane> You're not getting any extra experience
14:04 <Meez> lmao
14:08 <Meez> ^ Gf
14:09 <Ciphrius Kane> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Hey honey
14:10 <AnselaJonla> Hi darling
14:10 <The Mol Man> Would anyone object to a project page explaining charm logs?
14:10 <Ciphrius Kane> OBJECTION!
14:10 <AnselaJonla> Would anyone object to actually welcoming users instead of leaving it all to me?
14:10 <Ciphrius Kane> I have no basis for it but I'm just shouting it
14:14 <The Mol Man> !!!!!!!!!!!!
14:17 <Meez> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:17 <AnselaJonla> Stahp!
14:17 <AnselaJonla> Cook, you there?
14:18 <Evoker Leon> Hello:}
14:19 <Ciphrius Kane> Hi
14:20 <Evoker Leon> my orifile picture is bad -.-, cant change it beacuse im on ipad now
14:20 <TonyBest100> Hehe uncut dragonstone and d dagger drop at steel dragons = one of my best trips yet lol
14:20 <Evoker Leon> Profile*
14:21 <Evoker Leon> naaice
14:23 <Evoker Leon> Im very dissapointed for next behind the scene video
14:23 <Evoker Leon> Only about moving comic -.-
14:25 <AnselaJonla> - purple bit is Ryan's prayer?
14:25 <TonyBest100> Well next weeks update is sortof a holiday event of sorts :P
14:25 <The Mol Man> ya, what a noob ryan is
14:25 <Ciphrius Kane> Yep, Soul Split
14:25 <Neitiznot> Apparently I have to move my sig, meh
14:25 <Meez> If you don't make a new header when you post me a new message, I will make one for you and it will be stupid. Also, you will have no right to revert it
14:25 <Meez> DAMMIT
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14:26 <Evoker Leon> Oooo nice name neitiznot
14:26 <Neitiznot> Ty
14:28  * AnselaJonla optimises
14:28 <The Mol Man> (y)
14:29  * Ciphrius Kane googles "optimises" to find out what it means
14:29 <Coelacanth0794> pimps and playas
14:29 <The Mol Man> kane
14:29 <Neitiznot> Lol what?
14:30 <Meez> OI
14:30 <The Mol Man> removing data from an image without losing any of its visual properties
14:30 <Neitiznot> Bbl
14:34 <AnselaJonla> Basically making the file size smaller
14:34 <AnselaJonla>
14:34 <Ciphrius Kane> So compression
14:35 <AnselaJonla> Hm... do I go for a shower, or do I go for a bath and use some of my Lush stuff?
14:35 <Coelacanth0794> nice assassin final mission won
14:36 <Ciphrius Kane> Well if you fancy wallowing in your own filth, go for a bath
14:36 <AnselaJonla>
14:37 <Ciphrius Kane> Looks like his missus beat him up
14:37 <AnselaJonla> If I ever get a house of my own, a big one with a spare bedroom that shares a wall with the bathroom, and enough money to renovate the bathroom, I'm gonna set it up like a Japanese bathroom
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14:38 <Ciphrius Kane> To each their own I suppose
14:38 <AnselaJonla> You shower first to get clean, *then* you have a nice, warm, relaxing bath in clean water
14:39 <AnselaJonla>
14:40 <Ciphrius Kane> Ah righto
14:40 <Meez> Right....
14:42 <AnselaJonla>
14:43 <The Mol Man>
14:43 <The Mol Man> someone remove that from
14:45 <TonyBest100>
14:46 <Coelacanth0794>
14:48 <Ciphrius Kane> BLARGH
14:49 <AnselaJonla>
14:50 <AnselaJonla> So, darling, I was looking at the release dates for Iron Man 3 on imdb:
14:50 <AnselaJonla> Notice anything interesting?
14:51 <Meez> heheheh
14:51 <Ciphrius Kane> US has the second last release date
14:51 <AnselaJonla> Yep
14:51 <AnselaJonla> Even we get it a week before they do
14:52 <TonyBest100> which is odd, considering the US usually get things before we do :P
14:52 <Ciphrius Kane> Yeah, now that is annoying
14:52 <The Mol Man> We need to learn patience
14:53 <Coelacanth0794> wut?
14:53 <Ciphrius Kane> Especially when it's a movie based in the UK, filmed in the UK, with a British author who set it in the UK, but gets released in the US before the UK
14:53 <AnselaJonla> HP?
14:53 <Ciphrius Kane> Yep
14:54 <AnselaJonla> And on the theme of HP (well, not really) -
14:54 <Ciphrius Kane> Did you know: both in the books and in the film, Hogwarts is located in Scotland?
14:55 <The Mol Man> That explains a lot
14:55 <AnselaJonla> It'd have to be, to be 7-8 hours train journey from London
14:55 <Ciphrius Kane> Which makes me wonder, why do the Scottish wizards have to travel down to King's Cross?
14:55 <AnselaJonla> Hm... probably
14:55 <The Mol Man> It's a magic train, ansela
14:56 <AnselaJonla> So you're saying magic trains travel slower than Muggle ones?
14:56 <Ciphrius Kane> That doesn't mean it can just break the laws of physics?
14:56 <The Mol Man> faster
14:56 <The Mol Man> they walk through walls
14:56 <The Mol Man> that's breaking laws
14:56 <Ciphrius Kane> It's a fake wall
14:56 <The Mol Man> then why did Harry run into it?
14:57 <Ciphrius Kane> Also, the Hogwarts Express is a) a steam engine compared to modern trains and b[[]]) centuries old
14:57 <AnselaJonla> I'm saying, Mol, that to be 7-8 hours from London by train, Hogwarts would *have* to be in Scotland
14:57 <AnselaJonla> Darling, I think that the speed limit on the railways hasn't changed much since steam times
14:57 <The Mol Man> They need more magic in their train
14:57 <The Mol Man> HAIRRRRRRRR
14:57 <Hairr> hi
14:57 <The Mol Man> hi
14:58 <AnselaJonla> Hi Hairry Potter
14:59 <TonyBest100> why can't all 404 error pages look like this
14:59 <The Mol Man> Cause it's not *that* funny
15:00 <The Mol Man> and because most people think his name is Zelda
15:00 <TonyBest100> true :P
15:00 <Coelacanth0794> ugh lag
15:00 <The Mol Man> hi coel
15:01 <Coelacanth0794> hi
15:01 <Ciphrius Kane> Plus, it's got bloody violence and gore that will scar our kids and turn them into gun wielding psychopaths who go around shooting up public buildings
15:01 <The Mol Man> sup?
15:01 <AnselaJonla> Hi Coel
15:01 <AnselaJonla> Cook, you're there?
15:02 <The Mol Man> and copy rights
15:02 <AnselaJonla>
15:04 <AnselaJonla>
15:05 <ShadowPirateX> Hi guys
15:05 <ShadowPirateX> And girls
15:06 <Coelacanth0794> not sure if disconnected or just heavy lag
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15:06 <The Other Jonla> hello
15:06 <Ciphrius Kane> Hey other
15:06 <AnselaJonla> Hey bro
15:07 <Meez> o.o
15:08 <Ciphrius Kane> Yes, those 2 really are related
15:08 <The Other Jonla> don't worry though, I'm a different kind of crazy to my sister
15:09 <Atheist723>
15:10 <AnselaJonla>
15:11 <Ciphrius Kane> That wifie with the cook book's actually pretty smart
15:11 <The Other Jonla> That Freelander needs a new exhaust silencer anyway
15:11 <AnselaJonla> Some of the others are terrifying though
15:11 <AnselaJonla> Oh, we took the Freelander in to get the brakes done this morning
15:11 <The Other Jonla> ok
15:12 <AnselaJonla> Cost £150 in the end
15:12 <The Other Jonla> dad needs to hoon the living shit out of it to reset the ECU though
15:14 <AnselaJonla> Needed new cylinders as well
15:14 <The Mol Man> yay hallow is alive
15:14 <Hallowland> [[user creation log]]
15:14 <Hallowland> err
15:14 <Hallowland> my keyboard
15:14 <Hallowland> ah nvm
15:14 <AnselaJonla> [[Special:Log/newusers]]
15:15 <AnselaJonla> Also, I cleared the fucker out earlier
15:15 <AnselaJonla> Spammed rc with it
15:15 <ShadowPirateX> Hi Hallow!
15:15  * Coelacanth0794 raises eyebrow
15:15 <Hallowland> if you dont like welcoming people I can if you want Ansela
15:15 <Hallowland> heyy =)
15:15 <Ciphrius Kane> You're alive?  My poison didn't work then
15:15 <Hallowland> and yay I'm alive
15:15 <Hallowland> feeling very good in fact
15:15 <AnselaJonla> Hallowland - it'd be appreciated it other people would welcome, but only you helping wouldn't quite solve the issue I think
15:15 <Hallowland> the bad feeling was just for like 5 minutes after i drank
15:16 <AnselaJonla> You're European timezone?
15:16 <Hallowland> not anymore :c
15:16 <AnselaJonla> Oh, you moved?
15:16 <Hallowland> yea I'm in an interchange
15:16 <Hallowland> in brazil
15:16 <AnselaJonla> Oh, nice
15:16 <AnselaJonla> You speak Brazilian Portuguese?
15:16 <The Other Jonla> new brake cylinders sis?
15:16 <AnselaJonla> Yeah
15:17 <The Other Jonla> so even if I could have gotten that bastard drum off I couldn't have completed the job?
15:17 <AnselaJonla> Nope
15:17 <The Other Jonla> ffs
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15:17 <AnselaJonla> Apparently they were leaking, so they phoned mum up asking if they could replace those as well
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15:17 <The Other Jonla> did you ask to see the parts they'd taken off?
15:17 <AnselaJonla> Oh, we popped into Orange as well today
15:18 <AnselaJonla> No, mum didn't
15:18 <The Other Jonla> ok
15:18 <Hallowland> was checking ports
15:18 <Hallowland> I don't speak portuguese very well yet
15:18 <The Other Jonla> what have Orange got to say?
15:18 <AnselaJonla> Oh, mum was just paying your phone bill
15:19 <The Other Jonla> fair enough
15:19 <The Other Jonla> has the Disco been collected?
15:20 <AnselaJonla> still sitting on the driveway
15:21 <Ciphrius Kane> Many paratroopers in a regiment don't see combat.  Why is this?
15:21 <The Other Jonla> fucks sake, it's meant to be getting MOT'd monday
15:21 <The Mol Man>
15:22 <Dogfoger> stupid minecraft
15:22 <Dogfoger> I woke up at 10 am this morning
15:22 <Dogfoger> it's now 5:22pm
15:22 <AnselaJonla> Their chutes don't open. Don't worry, yours might be one of the 40% that does
15:22 <Ciphrius Kane> Exactly
15:23 <Meez> :O
15:24 <The Other Jonla> the space jam one made me laugh
15:24 <The Other Jonla> dat HTML 1
15:24 <The Mol Man>
15:25 <The Mol Man>
15:25 <Atheist723> Butterflies use their feet to taste? So does flies.
15:25 <Atheist723> And they spit out their digestive juices to break down their food before sucking it back in.
15:25 <Ciphrius Kane> That water fountain is clearly a post modernism piece
15:26 <AnselaJonla>
15:26 <Ciphrius Kane> Course you do have to wonder how much of that is actually true
15:26 <AnselaJonla>
15:26 <The Mol Man> turtles can breath for their cloaca, it's true
15:27 <AnselaJonla>
15:27 <Atheist723> And grasshoppers breath through their abdomen.
15:27 <The Other Jonla> What the actual hell is wrong with Republicans?
15:28 <The Mol Man> everything
15:28 <Atheist723> What's with the photo with the bottles?
15:28 <Ciphrius Kane> Republicans want to put WASPs back on top, back in the golden days of the 1800s
15:28 <Ciphrius Kane> Look at the colours of the bottle tops Athe
15:28 <Atheist723> Oh.
15:29 <The Other Jonla> sort of like how our conservatives want to take us back to a pre-industrial revolution state of serfdom?
15:29 <Ciphrius Kane> Pretty much
15:29 <AnselaJonla> Tony?
15:30 <AnselaJonla>
15:30 <The Other Jonla> it's just a pity that rioting is currently counter-productive
15:31 <AnselaJonla> Rioting... you know the Egyptians, well the supporters of a Cairo football club, have set their football league's headquarters on fire?
15:31 <The Other Jonla> idiots
15:32 <Ciphrius Kane> The Tories are doing all they can to make all forms of protest illegal in Britain
15:32 <The Other Jonla> the sad thing is, we're letting them
15:33 <AnselaJonla> The way Sky News was explaining it was that there was a violent riot after a football match which resulted in deaths. 21 supporters of Cairo's football club were sentenced to death because of it. So therefore the rest of the fans are running around setting fires to things, attacking ferries etc in Sinai
15:33 <Ciphrius Kane> Like when there were rumblings of strikes a few years back, think it was Vince Cable said something like "You have every right to strike, but if you do so we will take that right away"
15:33 <The Other Jonla> we read it in the paper and are outraged, but then look at the next page
15:33 <The Mol Man>
15:35 <The Other Jonla> unanimous action needs planned really
15:35 <Ciphrius Kane> But that's illegal
15:35 <Ciphrius Kane> Only one sector can strike at a time thanks to the Anti Christ
15:35 <The Mol Man>
15:35 <The Other Jonla> we need to burn effigies of Cameron on his front lawn
15:36 <The Mol Man>
15:36 <Atheist723> I have heard of Snowflame...
15:37 <The Mol Man>
15:37 <Atheist723> I think it is from Wildstorm or something.
15:37 <The Mol Man>
15:38 <Ciphrius Kane> Funnily enough I can believe the Sleeping Beauty one
15:39 <The Mol Man>
15:39 <Atheist723> Kids these days.
15:39 <The Other Jonla> I know right
15:39 <The Mol Man> boobies
15:39 <The Other Jonla> when I was 9 I didn't have google to find boobies
15:40 <The Other Jonla> I had to use askjeeves
15:40 <The Mol Man> lol
15:40 <The Mol Man>
15:40 <Ciphrius Kane> Funnily enough I never searched anything like that
15:40 <Atheist723> Never occurred to me either.
15:41 <The Mol Man> then how did u find pixors of boobies?
15:41 <Atheist723> When I was 9 school was my whole world.
15:41 <Ciphrius Kane> I didn't
15:41 <The Other Jonla> :O
15:42 <The Mol Man> top comment
15:42 <Atheist723> ...not.
15:42 <The Other Jonla> bloody hell this is old
15:43 <The Mol Man> All Men Are Perverts
15:43 <The Mol Man> as a man, I confirm
15:43 <Ciphrius Kane> I remember reading a quote from an English bishop, who said that men should be allowed to marry as many women as they like, and women should be allowed to marry animals
15:43 <Atheist723> And you are but one man, The Mol Man.
15:43 <Ciphrius Kane> The logic behind his argument: the equal marriage act
15:43 <Atheist723> Wait, what?
15:43 <The Mol Man> Only boys aren
15:44 <The Mol Man> aren't*
15:44 <Ciphrius Kane> After all, if you're going to let 2 men marry one another you might as well go the whole hog and let men marry as many women as they like, or let women marry their pets
15:44 <Dogfoger> wut mol
15:44 <Atheist723> Aren't bishops involved with the church?
15:44 <Ciphrius Kane> Yes
15:44 <The Mol Man> We need sanctity in marriage
15:45 <The Mol Man> I suggest it be illegalwithout proper dowry
15:45 <Atheist723> I'm pretty sure Bible had something against this whole thing.
15:45 <The Mol Man> also, women must be wed by 14 or rot forever
15:46  * Dogfoger huggles Hairr
15:46 <Dogfoger> long time no see
15:46 <The Mol Man> hmmm I'd be fine with gay marriage
15:46 <The Mol Man> so long as it has a dowry 
15:46 <Hairr>
15:46 <Dogfoger> yunoreturnmyhuggle
15:46 <The Mol Man> Hairr
15:46 <Atheist723> ...From which side?
15:47 <The Mol Man> that latter image is how I see other programmers
15:47 <The Mol Man> whoever is proposing the marriage
15:47 <The Mol Man> if Man A proposes to Man B, Man A provides dowry
15:47 <AnselaJonla>
15:48 <Ciphrius Kane> Does he total the car?
15:48 <Coelacanth0794>
15:49 <The Mol Man>
15:49 <AnselaJonla> Comment on that vid: v
15:49 <AnselaJonla> Jeremy is totally bias towards British jeep
15:50 <Ciphrius Kane> In other words, the commenters disagree and so attempt to sling mud at him
15:51 <AnselaJonla> Yep
15:56 <The Other Jonla> sling mud, at a muddy vehicle
15:56 <The Mol Man> sling mud
15:56 <The Mol Man> get mony
15:57 <The Other Jonla> I replied to the jeep comment
15:57 <The Other Jonla>  jesusofscotland 1 second ago
15:57 <The Other Jonla> Jeep, you use this word, I think it does not mean what you think it means.
16:00 <The Other Jonla> but the Range Rover does have an unfair advantage because that's the Land Rover torture chamber at Eastnor
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16:01 <Hallowland> .
16:01 -!- Mart456t has joined Special:Chat
16:01 <Mart456t> hey
16:01 <The Other Jonla> hi
16:03 <Coelacanth0794>
16:05 <The Mol Man> ...
16:06 <Mart456t> ...
16:08 <Mart456t> ...
16:08 <Dogfoger> Kane, or Other Jonla
16:08 <Ciphrius Kane> Yes?
16:08 <Dogfoger> What age can you start driving in England?
16:09 <Ciphrius Kane> Depends
16:09 <Dogfoger> K, well in London
16:09 <Ciphrius Kane> Like I said, depends
16:09 <AnselaJonla>
16:09 <AnselaJonla> Dog, you thinking of coming up here?
16:10 <Dogfoger> Yeah, but only in a few years
16:10 <Dogfoger> I'm only 15 (for now)
16:10 <Mart456t> 18
16:10 <The Mol Man> 15? Wow you suck at aging
16:10 <Dogfoger> I'm moving to England the second I get the chance
16:10 <AnselaJonla> You'd be renting a car here?
16:10 <Dogfoger> Probably
16:11 <Dogfoger> I'll only be moving earliest at least 25
16:11 <AnselaJonla> Then you'd probably need to be 21 and have held your SA driving licence for something like three years
16:11 <Mart456t> y do u wanna waste ur $ on the UK
16:11 <Dogfoger> 10 YEARS WOO
16:11 <Ciphrius Kane> So I tell this guy the clan battlefield only boosts combat skills and agility
16:11 <Dogfoger> Because I hate South Africa
16:11 <AnselaJonla> Driving age =/= renting age
16:11 <Ciphrius Kane> The guy says "Nah it also boosts skills like summon"
16:11 <Mart456t> :O
16:12 <Ciphrius Kane> Yes
16:12 <Mart456t> o
16:12 <Ciphrius Kane> They also have cities and cafes and cars
16:12 <AnselaJonla> (facepalm)
16:12 <The Mol Man> what!??!
16:12 <Hallowland> >.>
16:12 <Ciphrius Kane> And all sorts of magicky witch boxes
16:12 <The Mol Man> Other countries have things?!?!??!
16:12 <Dogfoger> No
16:12 <Dogfoger> Kane don't tell lies
16:12 <Dogfoger> I'm in a mud hut right now
16:13 <Dogfoger> I should be feeding my pet lion
16:13 <AnselaJonla> omg could you BE any more of a stereotypical world-ignorant "all other countries are in the stone age" American, Mart456t?
16:13 <Dogfoger> He gets very grumpy when I don't feed him
16:13 <Dogfoger> His name's Bob
16:13 <Ciphrius Kane> Ah good glad I'm not the only one thinking that
16:14 <Dogfoger> lol
16:14 <Dogfoger> Never even seen a lion 
16:14 <Mart456t> I thought in SA u have to build ur on schools and drink black water
16:14 <Dogfoger> Of course we have to build our fucking schools
16:14 <Dogfoger> How else would we get them
16:15 <Dogfoger> THEY DROP FROM TEH [email protected]@@
16:15 <Dogfoger> Anyways
16:15 <Hallowland> l
16:15 <The Mol Man> I thought you ust sat in drum circles
16:15 <Hallowland> Mart are you joking
16:15 <The Mol Man> now I feel ignorant
16:15 <The Other Jonla> Mart456t you're either a troll or a fucking retard
16:16 <Dogfoger> I have an appointment with my Sangoma later
16:16 <The Other Jonla> actually, that's insulting to the mentally disabled
16:16 <Coelacanth0794> enough trolling jonla
16:16 <The Other Jonla> but Dogfoger you can get your driving licence at 16 over here but insurance is unreal until you're about 25
16:16 <Hallowland> don't be excessively offensive please
16:16 <Dogfoger> Ansela, I can't seem to make sense of the wikipedia page
16:17 <Dogfoger> Over here, at 17 you can drive with an adult in the front seat
16:17 <Dogfoger> At 18 you can drive alone
16:17 <Meez> wat
16:17 <King kolton9> wtf
16:18 <King kolton9> i can't cast any spells in the mage arena
16:18 <The Other Jonla> 16 here you can get your provisional and your CBT to ride a moped or 125CC bike, 17 you can take your test
16:18 <The Other Jonla> and then you get your car and realise you can't insure it because you're not a female
16:18 <Hallowland> report as bug, King bolton9
16:18 <King kolton9> it says i don't have the runes, yet i have them
16:18 <Hallowland> kolton*
16:18 <AnselaJonla> Disabled or wanting to ride a moped = 16. Otherwise you can get a provisional licence (no driving with a 21+ adult who's had their licence 3+ years) at 17 and you can take the test to get your full licence at 18.
16:18 <King kolton9> hallow how do i do that
16:18 <Hallowland> website
16:18 <Dogfoger> I see
16:18 <Hallowland> also, are you sure you are casting the correct spell?
16:18 <King kolton9> that doesn't help me
16:18 <Dogfoger> Thanks <3
16:18 <King kolton9> yes
16:19 <King kolton9> i have 4k air runes
16:19 <Hallowland> i mean
16:19 <Battleben> Haha.
16:19 <King kolton9> it says i have no air runes forany spell
16:19 <Hallowland> maybe you have an auto spell on
16:19 <Hallowland> oh.
16:19 <The Other Jonla> I still need to get on my Land Rover insurance
16:19 <King kolton9> i tried with it on and off
16:20 <King kolton9> great
16:20 <King kolton9> i can't cast combat spells
16:20 <King kolton9> but i can sure cast skilling spells
16:21 <King kolton9> great
16:21 <King kolton9> now it starts working'
16:21 <The Mol Man> teehee
16:21 <AnselaJonla> Kolton - just out of curiosity, are you wielding a mage weapon of any kind, main or off-hand?
16:22 <Battleben> Me to a Cave Goblin after The World Wakes.
16:22 <King kolton9> yed
16:22 <King kolton9> yes*
16:22 <King kolton9> staff of earth
16:22 <King kolton9> i tried with it off, though
16:23 <Coelacanth0794>
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16:24 <The Other Jonla> that's and awesome mod1
16:24 <The Other Jonla> !*
16:24 <Atheist723> Yep. TWW is going to be a continuity nightmare.
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16:25 <Ciphrius Kane> It's called time travel
16:25 <Battleben> God wars are totally over guys! Gods don't interfere with mortals!
16:25 <Battleben> *next week*
16:26 <Battleben> *Saradomin walks into Dorgesh-Kaan handing out fliers saying "Worship me!"*
16:26 <Dogfoger> lol
16:27 <AnselaJonla> Maybe all the "Fifth Age" quests completed will be a prereq for any further Sixth Age ones?
16:27 <AnselaJonla> And you can do any non-specific quests whenever you want?
16:27 <Battleben> Doubt it.
16:27 <AnselaJonla> Or am I doing that logic thing again?
16:27 <Battleben> Yep.
16:28 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh all fifth age quests will be set in the past
16:28 <Dogfoger> [[User:Dogfoger]]
16:28 <The Mol Man> NEW 5TH AGE SERVERS PLOX
16:28 <AnselaJonla> NEW KIN QUEST PLZ!
16:29 <Coelacanth0794> some legwear items would be ok
16:30 <King kolton9> so i can cast spells
16:30 <King kolton9> just not on kolodon
16:31 <Coelacanth0794> hi
16:31 <Habblet> It's a little weird that Guthix is shown genderless on three of his four infoboxes
16:32 <Coelacanth0794> you wanna change that
16:32 <Habblet> Changed
16:32 <Coelacanth0794> if it's been proven in his memories of his original, mortal gender
16:32 <Habblet> Pretty sure the Naragi had female
16:32 <Habblet> Maybe there are even female corpses
16:32 <The Mol Man> So Guthix definitely had a willy?
16:33 <Meez> yes
16:33 <The Mol Man> nice
16:33 <Coelacanth0794> stop looking for guthix r34
16:33 <Meez> He was evn a male in that other quest.
16:33 <Meez>
16:33 <Habblet> Isn't he referred as genderless sometimes on the God Letters, for example?
16:34 <Habblet> Probably to make "balance" but that's a silly reason
16:34 <Coelacanth0794> yes
16:34 <Coelacanth0794> that's before they decided to go into god depth though
16:34 <The Mol Man>
16:35 <Coelacanth0794> uh
16:35 <Habblet> What is that yellow line at the top
16:35 <King kolton9> what the hell is that?
16:35 <The Mol Man> guthix r3
16:35 <The Mol Man> r34*
16:35 <King kolton9> doesn't look like it, tbh
16:35 <Coelacanth0794> >_>
16:35 <The Mol Man> he's doing the mudflap girl pose
16:36 <The Mol Man> I think it's sexy
16:36 <Coelacanth0794> you think a lot of things are sexy
16:36 <The Mol Man> I think you're sexy
16:36 <Meez> Lol
16:36 <Coelacanth0794> you're drunk
16:36 <The Mol Man> and you're attractive
16:36 <King kolton9> 1st guthix rule 34....not a good start
16:36 <Habblet> Is there an image like this
16:36 <Meez> I like toitles
16:36 <Habblet> But seeing Saradomin's face?
16:37 <Coelacanth0794> saradomin appears in tww
16:37 <Habblet> Could grab it from a video but low quality ;_;
16:37 <Coelacanth0794> it's a frontal shot
16:37 <Habblet> Yes but he doesn't do that in TWW
16:37 <King kolton9> yay, he killed zylina
16:37 <King kolton9> yey
16:37 <Meez> ...
16:37 <Meez> He was saving her lolol
16:38 <The Mol Man> he was doing r3 stuff
16:38 <The Mol Man> r34
16:38 <Meez> but
16:38 <Coelacanth0794> rule 3
16:38 <Meez> They probably do some nice things
16:38 <The Mol Man> lol u said butt
16:38 <Habblet> Why doesn't Sliske re-release Nex?
16:38 <Meez> lol
16:38 <King kolton9> rule 1, 2, 7, 8, 34, 63
16:38 <Habblet> Lorewise, not gameplay wise
16:38 <The Mol Man> 56
16:38 <Meez> Zilyana wants the D
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16:38 <Coelacanth0794> the dead kril?
16:38 <King kolton9> i said what what in the butt..
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16:39 <Demise36> cabbages
16:39 <Meez> AHHH
16:39 <King kolton9> the runescape wiki should have a filter...
16:39 <The Mol Man> Coel
16:39 <Meez> Sliske is one ugly motherfucker
16:39 <The Mol Man> I'd like to compress your files
16:40 <Meez> No
16:40 <The Mol Man> if ya know what I mean
16:40 <Meez> Fuck filters
16:40 <Coelacanth0794> I'd imagine zilyana trying to choke kril to death with her sword, them on the floor with silyana on top
16:40 <Coelacanth0794> then someone (idk, idc who) (bandos?) comes by, stomps the back of her head onto kril's face, saying "Now kiss."
16:40 <AnselaJonla>
16:40 <Dogfoger> Check out the newest edition to my userpage: [[User:Dogfoger]]
16:40 <Meez> Coel wtf
16:40 <Coelacanth0794> and that's how devil may cry's dante was born
16:40 <Habblet> what's that fanfiction
16:40 <Habblet> I approve, Dog
16:41 <Dogfoger> thanks
16:41 <Coelacanth0794> i made it up just now
16:41 <Meez> 	 This user enjoys contributing to the RuneScape Wiki without wearing clothes.
16:41 <Meez> Lolok
16:41 <Dogfoger> took some time to edit out Ansela and Kane's comments
16:41 <Dogfoger> Sorry guys <3 saving space
16:42 <King kolton9> the rs wiki should have a filteron April fools that replaces every curse word with "I'M A SILLY GOOSE" or "RUUUUM IS GOOD!" or "CABBAGES!" or "I'M GUTHIX"
16:42 <Meez> cabbage
16:42 <Demise36> k...
16:42 <Meez> k
16:42 <Meez> I hate that face
16:42 <The Mol Man> it sucks because I'm not on it
16:42 <Dogfoger> Mol
16:42 <King kolton9> no you suck
16:42 <Dogfoger> You talking to me?
16:42 <The Mol Man> yes
16:42 <Meez> I am a turd now
16:42 <Coelacanth0794> meez
16:42 <Meez> OMFG
16:43 <Dogfoger> well if you say somethong that I consider funny
16:43 <Dogfoger> I'll quote it
16:43 <AnselaJonla> somethong :P
16:43 <Dogfoger> Take a look at the quotes
16:43 <Coelacanth0794> so... fetus' irc quote page, dogfoger
16:43 <Dogfoger> lol
16:43 <King kolton9> yesm i'm mad sliske
16:43 <Dogfoger> Yes, but for S:C
16:43 <The Mol Man> You are never here  for my gold
16:43 <Meez> FUCK YOU SLISKE
16:43 <Dogfoger> ^agreed
16:43 <Coelacanth0794> he mad, bro.
16:43 <Meez> Jhallan and Sliske are the worst mahjarrats
16:44 <The Mol Man> Khazrd
16:44 <Coelacanth0794> The start-off character! Introduced, and then forgotten! How'd we miss that?!
16:44 <Meez> ok
16:44 <Meez> khazard too
16:44 <King kolton9> the mahjarrats are the worst mahjarrats*
16:44 <AnselaJonla> Kharshai is vest
16:44 <AnselaJonla> best*
16:44 <Coelacanth0794> oh my ben thet're insulting you
16:44 <Habblet> Kharshai is the next god
16:44 <Coelacanth0794> kharhai does have a nest vest
16:44 <AnselaJonla> Wahiestiel is the worst of the lot
16:44 <Meez> everyone thought it was going to be nomad
16:44 <Coelacanth0794> it's fremmy fur
16:45 <Meez> just cause the dungeon rooms spelled god
16:45 <Coelacanth0794> fine quality
16:45 <Dogfoger> Ansela
16:45 <Coelacanth0794> inb4 it is nomad
16:45 <Meez> NO
16:45 <Meez> Notmad
16:45 <AnselaJonla> Umad?
16:45 <Coelacanth0794> nomad, god of souls
16:45 <Meez> Nomad
16:45 <Dogfoger> Your quote on my page is definitely the best, Ansela 
16:45 <Coelacanth0794> and pretty bowties
16:45 <Meez> Fine Fine
16:45 <AnselaJonla> bbiab
16:45 <Meez> Maybe it wil be Nomad
16:45 <Coelacanth0794> it's fluttershy
16:45 <Meez> That was pretty interesting
16:46 <Meez> Grr
16:46 <Meez> CHAT LAG
16:46 <Dogfoger> You repeat anything he said in pm in public chat and I will kick your ass so hard you bounce on your way out
16:46 <Dogfoger> - AnselaJonla 
16:46 <Meez> TABLE FLIP
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16:46 <The Mol Man> habblet
16:46 <Habblet> What
16:46 -!- Meez has joined Special:Chat
16:46 <Meez> I'm back
16:46 <Demise36> my target is a woman.
16:46 <Demise36> k that helps alot
16:46 <The Mol Man> do u compress ur files?
16:46 <Meez> i do
16:46 <Habblet> no
16:46 <Meez> cause of u
16:46 <The Mol Man> thanks
16:47 <Coelacanth0794> meez is so jelly i'm not lagging that we need 52 slayer to kill him
16:47 <The Mol Man> meez is so jelly 
16:47 <The Mol Man> sounds like jarjar
16:47 <Dogfoger> lol
16:47 <Dogfoger> poor mart
16:47 <Meez> noob
16:47 <Meez> i'm like
16:47 <Meez> 72 slayer
16:47 <Meez> or something
16:47 <The Mol Man> habblet, you should
16:47 <Dogfoger> I was gonna ask him if he wanted me to crack the bones
16:47 <The Mol Man> all the cool people are
16:47 <Coelacanth0794> [[jelly]], meez
16:47 <The Mol Man> like me n ansela
16:47 <Meez> oh
16:47 <The Mol Man> i'm like 94
16:47 <Meez> fuck
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16:47 <Meez> HOW DIDN'T I GET THAT?!
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16:47 <Coelacanth0794> because you're a noob
16:48 <Meez> :(
16:49 <Dogfoger> hmm
16:49 <Dogfoger> Everybody say "Kerfuffle"
16:49 <Dogfoger> It's fun :D
16:50 <The Mol Man> Erryday I'm kerfufflin
16:50 <Dogfoger> lol
16:51 <The Mol Man> I can't enjoy any of my ps2 games
16:51 <King kolton9> i'm taking this kolodion shit to the forums]
16:52 <The Mol Man> atm I am "playing" simpsons hit & run
16:52 <Dogfoger> omg
16:52 <Dogfoger> mol
16:52 <The Mol Man> by playing, I mean standing idle on a moving AI car
16:52 <Dogfoger> That's one of my favourite games
16:52 <The Mol Man> I'm Marge
16:52 <Dogfoger> I love driving around in car frames :D
16:52 <The Mol Man> in her fancy pink dress
16:53 <The Mol Man> atm the car is at Cletus's
16:53 <The Mol Man> it's burnt orange
16:53 <Dogfoger> Isn't that a big-ass truck?
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16:53 <The Mol Man> 'no
16:54 <The Mol Man> moved to a purple car
16:54 <Dogfoger> hmph
16:54 <Dogfoger> everything I know is a lie
16:54 <Battleben> Driving homer's char into his workstation is fun.
16:54 <Battleben> car*
16:54 <The Mol Man> moved on to a garbage truck
16:54 <The Mol Man> I wanna do Jak III hero mode
16:54 <Meez> 10 GEE PEE TO ENTERR
16:54 <Meez> >.<
16:55 <The Mol Man> but my disk isn't registering CBA to clean
16:55 <Dogfoger> ermahgerd
16:55 <Meez> I FORGOT MY GP
16:55 <The Mol Man> and I can't find 7 damn orbs to get hero mode in jak 2
16:55 <Dogfoger> i can't afford 10gp
16:55 <Dogfoger> fail mol
16:55 <Meez> I am attempting monkey madness on 07 without prayer
16:55 <Dogfoger> I have all the Jaks and all the orbs
16:55 <Meez> gonna get owned >.<
16:55 <Meez> omg
16:55 <The Mol Man> also, I don't think I have a file on Jak 3 that can enter hero mode and have invincibility
16:55 <Dogfoger> just google the locations
16:55 <Meez> not the puzzle
16:55 <The Mol Man> i don't know what orbs I'm missing
16:56 <Meez> the world wakes puzzle was easy
16:56 <Meez> not this one
16:56 <The Mol Man> i compressed those [email protected]@@
16:56 <The Mol Man> dog, wanna know the best thing in jak 3?
16:56 <The Mol Man> the air time puzzle in the desert
16:56 <Meez> then the grind for 60 attack
16:56 <Meez> kill me
16:56 <The Mol Man> just use the wave gun on any car
16:57 <Meez> I just started monkey madness
16:57 <Meez> I pwn
16:58 <Battleben> I did monkey madness in eoc with iron armour and no prayer
16:58 <Battleben> with darklight as my weapon
16:58 <The Mol Man> omfg
16:58 <The Mol Man> JAK III working ♥
16:58 <The Mol Man> hot damn
16:58 <Meez> ima die on 07
16:58 <Meez> those archers will kill me
16:58 <Meez> I just know it
16:58 <Meez> oh yeah
16:59 <Meez> those gorrillas that block you ;_;
16:59 <Dogfoger> mol
16:59 <Dogfoger> upgrade to xbox
16:59 <Meez> noob xbo
16:59 <Meez> xbox*
16:59 <The Mol Man> have a 100% Hero Mode file, 497 orbs 1738 gems
16:59 <The Mol Man> lol
17:00 <Meez> wat
17:01 <Meez> you are a distraction
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17:01 <The Mol Man> no0u
17:02 <Battleben> the only "Hard" part will be getting through the tunnel.
17:02 <The Mol Man> that was quite a bitch
17:02 <Battleben> In live RS I only managed that by having a thread.
17:03 <The Mol Man> Dog
17:03 <Dogfoger> Mol
17:03 <The Mol Man> Have you played Daxter?
17:03 <Battleben> By having a friend*
17:03 <The Mol Man> lol 
17:03 <Dogfoger> As in played as him or played the game about him
17:04 <The Mol Man> latter
17:04 <Dogfoger> Then no
17:04 <Dogfoger> Didn't know it existed
17:04 <The Mol Man> it's a prequel to Jak II sorta
17:04  * Dogfoger goes to Kululha
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17:04 <Meez> hehe
17:04 <The Mol Man> it's from Precursor Legacy to Renegade
17:05 <The Mol Man> ya know how Renegade starts with "Two years later?"
17:05 <Dogfoger> I mean Kalahari lol
17:05 <Dogfoger> Is it just called Daxter?
17:05 <The Mol Man> yes
17:06 <Dogfoger> What's Renengade
17:06 <The Mol Man> II
17:06 <Dogfoger> I've only played I, II and III
17:06 <Dogfoger> um
17:06 <Demise36>  
17:06 <The Mol Man> i forget what 3 is called
17:06 <Dogfoger> Then II I have doesn't have the word Renegade in it
17:06 <Dogfoger> the*
17:06 <The Mol Man> nor does mine
17:06 <The Mol Man> but I know it's renegade
17:07 <Dogfoger> wut
17:07  * Dogfoger confuzzled
17:07 <AnselaJonla> What are you arguing about?
17:07 <The Mol Man> nothing
17:07 <Dogfoger> We're not arguing lol
17:07 <The Mol Man>
17:07 <Meez> :F
17:07 <The Mol Man> hmmm Jak 3 doesn't appear to have a name
17:07 <Meez> `,:)
17:08 <Dogfoger> Um
17:08 <Dogfoger> Mol shall we rather go to PM? If you wanna carry on with this
17:08 <Ciphrius Kane> It goes Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Daxter, Jak2: Renegade, Jak 3, Jak X then Jak whatever it's called
17:08 <The Mol Man>
17:08 <Dogfoger> So ansela doesn't just assume there's an arguement going on
17:09 <The Mol Man> The Lost Frontier
17:09 <Dogfoger> I have Jak X
17:09 <The Mol Man> Actually I'm about to be pretty much away
17:09 <Dogfoger> Best racing game ever
17:09 <Dogfoger> PEW PEW PEW 
17:09 <The Mol Man> I've restarted Jak 3
17:09 <Meez> pew pew pew
17:09 <The Mol Man> Daxter was ummm interesting
17:09 <Dogfoger> Don't you copy me
17:09 <Dogfoger> You already copied my identity
17:09 <Meez> wep wep wep
17:09 <Dogfoger> good boy
17:09 <Dogfoger> chat's lagging
17:10 <Meez> I hate when it does that
17:10 <The Mol Man> ctrl+F5
17:10 <Meez> ugeenyush
17:11 <The Mol Man> hopefully my files willncompress
17:11 <Meez> they better
17:11 <The Mol Man> fast movies =  funny
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17:13 <The Mol Man> D:I have no dark Jak powahs
17:14 <The Mol Man> except invisible
17:14 <The Mol Man> but fuck that
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17:14 <Nurse Bluheart> Hello, what is going on in here?
17:14 <The Mol Man> I'm bitching and moaning
17:15 <Nurse Bluheart> Oh? What about?
17:15 <The Mol Man> lack of power
17:15 <Ciphrius Kane> I'm currently devising an evil scheme
17:15 <Nurse Bluheart> In or on what? 
17:15 <The Mol Man> Jak III
17:15 <Ciphrius Kane> Centred around annoying bronies
17:15 <Nurse Bluheart> Im not sure If I have played Jak III
17:15 <King kolton9> I sent a support ticket
17:15 <Nurse Bluheart> I have played one of them
17:16 <King kolton9> bitch is dying tonight one way or another
17:16 <Meez> 'ere we go...
17:16 <The Mol Man> what do you remember from it?
17:16 <Meez> monkey madness puzzle...
17:16 <King kolton9> mm was easy
17:16 <King kolton9> dt was easy
17:16 <King kolton9> tww was easy
17:16 <Nurse Bluheart> Ok.
17:16 <Dogfoger> Kane
17:16 <Nurse Bluheart> It was Jak and Daxter 3
17:16 <Ciphrius Kane> So who  you stuck on king?
17:16  * The Mol Man uses nuke to kill kangarats
17:16 <Dogfoger> Aren't you scheming a new way of killing me?
17:16 <Meez> I'm doing mm on 07
17:16 <Meez> you noob...
17:17 <Dogfoger> It's been a while since you did that
17:17 <King kolton9> kolodion wont get attacked cyph
17:17 <Meez> tww is a novice quest
17:17 <Dogfoger> and fuck
17:17 <Ciphrius Kane> I was actually scheming a kidnapping
17:17 <Dogfoger> I lost the game just now
17:17 <Coelacanth0794> sdsadas
17:17 <Meez> hgfthfchfch
17:17 <King kolton9> asdfghjkl;'
17:17 <Demise36> k
17:17 <Meez> FAWK AWF
17:18 <Dogfoger> stupid userpage
17:18 <Meez> who
17:18 <Dogfoger> You were planning to kidnap me Kane?
17:18 <Dogfoger> mine
17:18 <Meez> wat
17:18 <Meez> no
17:18 <Meez> mine's stupid
17:18 <Meez> lol
17:18 <Dogfoger> omg
17:18 <Ciphrius Kane> ...Dog not every evil scheme involves you
17:18 <AnselaJonla> What?
17:18 <AnselaJonla> No?
17:18 <Meez> What?
17:18 <AnselaJonla> You're incapable
17:18 <Meez> Yes?
17:18 <Nurse Bluheart> I see we have quite the amount of bronies in this chat
17:18 <AnselaJonla> Of using full sentences?
17:18 <Dogfoger> I haven't seen Mime in ages
17:18 <Dogfoger> [[User:Jr Mime]]
17:19 <Meez> he disappeared
17:19 <Dogfoger> vanished wothout a tarce
17:19 <Dogfoger> lmfao
17:19 <Ciphrius Kane> I can assure you of this dog, I have far better things to be doing than killing or kidnapping you
17:20 <Dogfoger> You've... You've replaced me? ;(
17:20 <The Mol Man> hairr
17:20 <Ciphrius Kane> No, I just have no need for you any more
17:20 <Hairr> hi
17:21 <Nurse Bluheart> Anybody here play Team Fortress 2?
17:21 <Ciphrius Kane> By the way Hairr, Beth says your breath stinks
17:22 <Hairr> WHY WHY
17:22 <Meez> I hate sliding puzzles
17:22 <Nurse Bluheart> Anyway, I must go
17:22 <Meez> bye
17:22 <Meez> person
17:22 <Nurse Bluheart> Fairwell
17:22 <The Mol Man> Orange Lightning!
17:22 <The Mol Man> Zazaziing
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17:23 <Meez> stranger
17:23 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat
17:23 <Meez> unknown
17:23 <Meez> outsider
17:23 <Meez> random
17:23 <Dogfoger> Meez
17:23 <Meez> ...person
17:23 <Meez> hello
17:23 <Dogfoger> Ansela will crap on you if you carry on
17:23 <Meez> ...
17:23 <Meez> <.<
17:23 -!- Meez was kicked from Special:Chat by AnselaJonla
17:23 <Dogfoger> Heh
17:23 <Meez> lol
17:23 <Dogfoger> I told you so <3
17:24 <Meez> AnselaJonla: Stop Spamming
17:24 <Meez> Me: Ok
17:24 <Ciphrius Kane> She will literally take a shit on you if you continue
17:24 <Dogfoger> ^lol
17:24 <Meez> i just got shat on
17:24 <Coelacanth0794> pics or didnt happen
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17:24 <The Mol Man> orbs were so much more abundant in Jak 1
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17:25 <Coelacanth0794> use the orbs on staves for bstaves
17:25 <The Mol Man> shat up
17:25 <Meez> wut?
17:25 <Ciphrius Kane> Coel, wrong game
17:25 <Meez> lol.
17:25 <Coelacanth0794> i know.
17:27  * The Mol Man uses time slow for ring race
17:28 <Meez> must complete puzzle
17:29 <Meez> I don't get the trick
17:30 <Dogfoger> QUESTION
17:30 <Dogfoger> Has anybody here ever heard of someone's microwave blowing up?
17:30 <The Other Jonla> yes
17:31 <Dogfoger> without metal in it
17:31 <Dogfoger> Well
17:31 <Meez> ughh
17:31 <Dogfoger> Deliberately putting metal in it*
17:31 <The Other Jonla> yes
17:32 <Ciphrius Kane> It's called rust
17:32 <The Other Jonla> anything is possible with the correct application of nitrates
17:32 <Ciphrius Kane> Took me eye out when the microwave blew up
17:33 <Meez> why were puzzles invented
17:34 <Coelacanth0794> to test your brain
17:34 <Coelacanth0794> so you arent graardor
17:34 <The Other Jonla> to prevent you from touching yourself at night
17:34 <Meez> ok
17:34 <Meez> first piece was already solved
17:34 <Meez> PROGRESS
17:35 <The Mol Man> hate all the racing in Jak games
17:36 <Meez> boom.
17:36 <Meez> two pieces knocked ut
17:36 <Meez> out*
17:37  * Meez avoids spamming
17:37 -!- Meez has left Special:Chat.
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17:40 <Meez> *ahem*
17:41 <Meez> :9
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17:47 <AnselaJonla> “Ship them to Gitmo.”
17:47 <AnselaJonla> “I thought we were closing that place?”
17:47 <AnselaJonla> “We were, but plans changed. Its under international management now. It’s being organized by the Italians, Bangladesh is providing the funding, the Germans the guards, the Russians the political speeches, the Belgians the entertainment, the Japanese the music and the British are providing the food.”
17:48 <Ciphrius Kane> So in all a complete hell hole
17:51 <The Mol Man>  
17:51 <Ciphrius Kane> Me: “You’re asking me to lie and put my job at risk just to save you a quarter?”
17:51 <Ciphrius Kane> Customer: “Yes! God! Is that too much to ask to save me some money?”
17:53 <King kolton9> so the kolodion thing is a known bug...
17:53 <Meez> omg
17:53 <Meez> 3/5 rows!
17:59 <AnselaJonla> “All Ready First units, now here this. The enemy is moving. These are the bastards who thought we’d just knuckle under to their wishes. Well, they’re wrong and we’re going to show them just how wrong. We’re going to teach them what American values stand for. We’ll show them the meaning of truth, justice and the American way, and by the last of those I mean, of course, mindless indiscriminate violence.” 
18:00 <Ciphrius Kane> Where you getting this from?
18:00 <The Other Jonla> murica!
18:00 <AnselaJonla> I'm rereading The Salvation War
18:01 <AnselaJonla> The bit where the combined American, British, Russian and Iranian armies engage a demonic army in combat
18:01 <The Other Jonla> I honestly hope that N. Korea attack S. Korea just so we can watch the yanks pummel them
18:03 <Ciphrius Kane> I saw a GIF of what would happen if America and N Korea went to war
18:03 <Ciphrius Kane> Tiny guy with a nuke hitting the boot of a giant
18:04 <The Other Jonla> aye, seen that
18:04 <AnselaJonla> Even *if* N Korea has nukes capable of reaching America, America has the defence systems to shoot them down
18:05 <The Mol Man> we're too busy hating gays to nuke NK
18:05 <Hairr> sad truth
18:05 <The Other Jonla> yeah, but they threatened MURICA!
18:05 <Ciphrius Kane> Betcha they go into SK by "mistake" and happen to find vast oil reserves
18:05 <The Mol Man> nah they don't have oil
18:05 <The Mol Man> or we'd have bombed them already
18:06 <The Other Jonla> true
18:06 <The Other Jonla> Scotland has to watch out when it gets it's independence, they have oil
18:06 <AnselaJonla> All these fucking economic sanctions the UN keeps imposing on N Korea though...
18:06 <The Mol Man> I wish we had good reasons to be racist
18:06 <The Other Jonla> America will brand them a rouge state
18:07 <AnselaJonla> It's just "starve the peasants while the elites live on their stockpiled luxuries"
18:07 <The Other Jonla> it's the peasants that do the fighting
18:07 <Coelacanth0794> hey, it's all for one, isn't it
18:08 <Ciphrius Kane> Somehow Other, I think America will take every opportunity to attack Scotland once we go independent
18:08 <The Mol Man> nah, we don't feel threatened by you
18:09 <Ciphrius Kane> After all, we dared to let a terrorist out of prison so he could die with his family
18:09 <AnselaJonla> You know America refuses to recognise that the Falklands belong to the UK?
18:09 <Ciphrius Kane> We dared to mock the American dead by not keeping an ill man locked up, even though he was innocent
18:09 <Ciphrius Kane> Aye
18:10 <Ciphrius Kane> They did so in Thatcher's day and they do so today
18:10 <Hallowland> what are you talking about..
18:10 <The Mol Man> I hate that every country sucks in one way or another
18:10 <Ciphrius Kane> Al Megrahi
18:10 <The Other Jonla> but America sucks in so many ways it'll take at least 3 days to properly take the piss out of all of them
18:11 <The Mol Man> well we have a lot of good this too
18:11 <Hallowland> are we referring to united states or america the continent?
18:11 <Ciphrius Kane> With the exception of defence spending and obesity levels America aren't at the top of any leagues
18:11 <The Other Jonla> you did give the world short shorts and hot pants
18:12 <The Mol Man> that's not us
18:12 <The Mol Man> your fault for liking them
18:12 <Sistemx> I'm at other country and it's shittier than US
18:12 <Sistemx> trust me
18:13  * AnselaJonla wanders onto Bloons Battles
18:13 <The Other Jonla> haven't the US topped defence spending since the start of Vietnam?
18:14 <AnselaJonla> Bro, one of my bulbs went again this morning
18:14 <AnselaJonla> Managed to trip the fuse at the same time
18:14 <The Other Jonla> I ain't changing it
18:14 <AnselaJonla> Just changed it
18:14 <AnselaJonla> The bulb, that is
18:15 <AnselaJonla> Dad sorted the breaker once he woke up
18:15 <The Other Jonla> it's not hard to flip an RCD breaker switch up
18:19 <Meez> i am raging
18:19 <Meez> I have the last two pieces of the puzzles mixed up
18:20 <Ciphrius Kane> ?
18:23 <Dogfoger> [[User:Dogfoger]]
18:24 <Meez> these two pieces are supposed to be switched
18:24 <Meez> I can't get it
18:24 <Meez> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
18:24 <Meez> so closeeeeeeeee
18:24 <Meez> damn monkey madness
18:26 <Ciphrius Kane> Want my help?
18:26 <Meez> Yes
18:26 <Meez> <.<
18:26 <Dogfoger> Kane
18:27 <Dogfoger> Did you ever play Age of Empires?
18:27 <Meez> Dunno what I did wrong :(
18:27 <Ciphrius Kane> Ok move the piece above the blank space down then move the 2 next to it to the right
18:27 <Ciphrius Kane> And once Dog
18:27 <Dogfoger> Once?
18:27 <Ciphrius Kane> Ended up getting into a war with Spain
18:27 <Meez> I just did that :o
18:27 <Dogfoger> One does not simply
18:27 <Dogfoger> Play Age of Empires once
18:28 <Ciphrius Kane> Too bad
18:28 <Hallowland> [[cryptic clue]]
18:28 <Ciphrius Kane> Ok so move the cloud piece up then the other piece underneath it
18:29 <Meez> yes :o
18:31 <Meez> I GOT IT
18:31 <Meez> no wait
18:31 <Meez> lol
18:32 <Meez> NOOOOOOOOO
18:32 <AnselaJonla>
18:33 <Ciphrius Kane> Hmmm, doing this mentally was a lot harder than I anticipated
18:33 <Ciphrius Kane> Move the bit in the corner into the blank slot, then move the 2 glider bits into the blank slot
18:34 <Ciphrius Kane> Hmmm, I don't think it's doable actually
18:34 <AnselaJonla> [[Puzzle box]]
18:35 <Meez> grr
18:35 <Meez> always a mixed up piece
18:37 <Meez> guess I'll redo it
18:38 <Oghma infinium> im baaaack
18:39 <The Other Jonla> oh no
18:39 <Ciphrius Kane> Maybe if we're really really quiet he won't notice
18:39  * The Other Jonla sneaks away behind Ciphrius Kane
18:39  * Ciphrius Kane sneaks away behind AnselaJonla
18:40  * Oghma infinium sneaks behind kane and does backstab
18:40 <The Other Jonla> her guide dog isn't here, she won't notice us
18:40 <Oghma infinium> :O
18:41  * AnselaJonla kicks The Other Jonla in the balls
18:41 <The Other Jonla> not cool, never kick a dude in the balls
18:41 <The Other Jonla> unless it's a life threatening situation
18:41 <Oghma infinium> i must agree
18:41 <Ciphrius Kane> That's why she did it
18:41 <Oghma infinium> sorry AnselaJonla
18:42 <Oghma infinium> so how is everyone this fine evening?
18:42 <The Other Jonla> about to get coffee brb
18:43 <Oghma infinium> sandwich
18:43 <Meez> I swear to god
18:43 <Meez> I'm never doing a puzzlebox ever again
18:43 <Oghma infinium> dont swear
18:43 <Oghma infinium> its rude
18:43 <Oghma infinium> and y not meex?
18:43 <Oghma infinium> meez*
18:44 <The Other Jonla> I've also got rancid gas today
18:44 <Hairr> Oghma: Users are allowed to swear
18:44 <The Other Jonla> smells like an abandoned abattoir every time I move 
18:45 <Oghma infinium> ok hairr
18:45 <Oghma infinium> but do you just watch always and say nothing untill i say something where you can reference the rules?
18:45 <Meez> I hate sliding puzzles
18:45 <Hairr> yes, I quite enjoy doing that
18:45 <AnselaJonla> Wow, Oggy, you're in rude form today
18:45 <Oghma infinium> idk they r fairly easy so long as you complete them one row at a time
18:46 <Oghma infinium> how so ansela?
18:46 <Meez> I had it near finished but
18:46 <Meez> last piece mixed up
18:46 <Meez> have to re-do..
18:46 <Oghma infinium> :( i hate tht
18:46 <Oghma infinium> that*
18:46 <Meez> can't afford to pay 200k on 2007 server
18:46 <Meez> for mm
18:46 <Oghma infinium> fair enough 
18:47 <Oghma infinium> isnt that like 20m or something on crapscape?
18:47 <Oghma infinium> aka EOC
18:47 <Coelacanth0794> do the puzzle
18:47 <Meez> I am
18:48 <Meez> I have no choice
18:48 <Meez> :(
18:48 <Coelacanth0794> gonna need to if you wanna do lv3 clues
18:48 <Oghma infinium> hello coel i wondered when i would see your beautiful moustached android face
18:48 <Meez> that is why I don't do lvl 3 clues
18:48 <Coelacanth0794> coward
18:48 <Meez> lol
18:48 <Oghma infinium> rlly meez? 3 r my fav
18:48 <Oghma infinium> i hate 2 tbh 
18:48 <Oghma infinium> and 4 r 2 hard to get
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18:48 <Evolution441> Anyone play ruescape 07?
18:48 <Oghma infinium> me
18:49 <Meez> doing monkey madness on it
18:49 <Oghma infinium> meez is ahead of me it seems :(
18:49 <Oghma infinium> you take 1 week off and ur behind everyone :'(
18:49 <Meez> lol
18:49 <Oghma infinium> im still doing dragon slayuer
18:49 <Oghma infinium> slayer*
18:49 <Meez> the 3 rows are easy
18:49 <Coelacanth0794> i have no played, nor plan to, 07scape
18:49 <Evolution441> 07scape is betetr than eoc
18:49 <Evolution441> eoc is shit
18:49 <Evolution441> and always will be
18:49 <Meez> I like both
18:50 <Coelacanth0794> your name, it suggests otherwise.
18:50 <Evolution441> I can name so many reasons why it ruined the game
18:50 <Coelacanth0794> lol haters gonna hate
18:50 <Oghma infinium> im leaning towards 07scape but ill keep on EOC just long enough to do the world wakes
18:50 <Coelacanth0794> easter event
18:50 <Oghma infinium> (i love the lore)
18:50 <Coelacanth0794> loregasm
18:50 <Meez> hope the 200th quest is a real grandmaster
18:51 <Coelacanth0794> the deification?
18:51 <Evolution441> lodestones = runied most of the teleports, made them pointless
18:51 <Evolution441> the armour looks bad
18:51 <Evolution441> they got this new interface
18:51 <Meez> lol.
18:51 <Evolution441> that sux balls
18:51 <Coelacanth0794> so much for getting around easy
18:51 <Evolution441> you cant gain xp whil killing
18:51 <Evolution441> anymore
18:51 <Oghma infinium> c'est vrais although i would say that laws stayed closer to their price than i anticipated
18:51 <Evolution441> you have t kill it first
18:51 <Ciphrius Kane> Evolution, mind keeping it to yourself?
18:51 <The Mol Man> ohno
18:51 <Coelacanth0794> that is something (the xp) that i dislike
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18:52 <Oghma infinium> :O :O :O coel conceeded a point!!!!!!!!!!
18:52 <Coelacanth0794> oghma if you get pneumatic gloves let me oculus
18:52 <Hallowland> pneu is 40m
18:52 <Oghma infinium> that may take some time you would be better off asking some1 who is more competant on EOC
18:53 <Oghma infinium> im still stuck on kree'ara waiting for dog to show his pink gooey mug
18:53 <Ciphrius Kane> I melee'd him
18:53 <Ciphrius Kane> Just do a hit and run
18:53 <Oghma infinium> ik thats wat dog sed but it isnt working for me
18:53 <Oghma infinium> i get quite far then i go from full health to 0 in like 2s
18:53 <The Mol Man> random rainbows in jak
18:54 <Oghma infinium> its the storms i think but idk y they start doing that suddenly at that point
18:55 <Coelacanth0794> camp at a pillar
18:55 <Coelacanth0794> go behind it when he goes to centre
18:56 <Oghma infinium> ok 
18:56 <Oghma infinium> but y?
18:56 <Coelacanth0794>
18:57 <The Other Jonla> lol, just had to explain to someone why Twat is such a great word when not said by an American
18:57 <Coelacanth0794> the thing when he goes to centre of the room is a tornado refresh, along with a homing tornado
18:57 <Coelacanth0794> if it runs into a pillar it goes away
18:57 <Coelacanth0794> the tornado, i mean
18:57 <The Mol Man> does twat mean the same thing to you as it does to us?
18:57 <Oghma infinium> ok ill give it a go coel
18:58 <Oghma infinium> i wont lose anything but time if i die anyway 
18:58 <Ciphrius Kane> Means somebody who's an idiot
18:58 <The Other Jonla> it does Mol
18:58 <Coelacanth0794> i maged, but i'm told a lot of people meleed
18:58 <Ciphrius Kane> So Other's a twat
18:58 <The Other Jonla> but it's pronounced twat not twart
18:58 <The Mol Man> the etymology links it to vagina
18:58 <The Other Jonla> yes, it's slang for vagina
18:58 <Oghma infinium> rlly? i never knew that
18:58 <The Mol Man> idk anyoe who uses it for that though
18:58 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh, didn't know that
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18:59 <Ciphrius Kane> I know cunt is slang for vagina
18:59 <The Mol Man> and puddy
18:59 <The Other Jonla> punani
18:59 <Oghma infinium> kane (he sed changing the topic) what prayers shuld i use
18:59 <The Mol Man> the Czech have a symbol just for cunt
18:59 <Ciphrius Kane> Yes, we're moving on
19:00 <AnselaJonla> Hm, can someone sensible please do a talk page thing for me?
19:00 <Ciphrius Kane> I didn't use prayers
19:00 <The Mol Man> ure
19:00 <The Mol Man> sure
19:00 <Oghma infinium> why not kane?
19:00 <Ciphrius Kane> Which talk page?
19:00 <The Mol Man> he's not a noob, that's why
19:00 <Coelacanth0794> i used prot ranged cuz i was in full subj
19:00 <Oghma infinium> mol.... that was mean :'( i mean even more mean than the rest of them
19:01 <AnselaJonla> Explain two things to that DragoSlayDud moron - 1) don't trans concept art etc. 2) If he's so keen to trans things, he can try working on the category of things that need it.
19:01 <Oghma infinium> so for the next few minutes i want you to know i will be directing spite at you
19:01 <Sistemx> Oh sht guys, I think I got scammed, or my bank reversed...
19:01 <Sistemx> Do jagex reverse banks without leaving messages?
19:01 <AnselaJonla> 3) Don't use visual editor to fucking place images
19:02 <AnselaJonla> He's gone and put an image mid-sentence
19:02 <AnselaJonla> Coz he's a fucking visual editor using moron
19:02 <The Other Jonla> calm yourself woman
19:04 <AnselaJonla> - is this from a lore page or something, btw?
19:04 <Ryan PM> yeah
19:04 <Coelacanth0794> i believe an online lore from the homepage way back when
19:04 <Ryan PM> it's from the Avarrocka things with um...
19:04 <Coelacanth0794> a thing. it's from lore
19:04 <Ryan PM> damn, forgot his name
19:05 <The Mol Man> [[Lores]]
19:05 <Sistemx> Do jagex reverse accounts withotu leaving messages/
19:05 <Ryan PM> whoever dies after rotm at mahjarrat site
19:05 <Coelacanth0794> lucien?
19:05 <Ryan PM> no
19:05 <Ryan PM> after the quest
19:05 <Ryan PM> you have his heart at some point
19:05 <Coelacanth0794> uh
19:05 <Ciphrius Kane> The Legend of Arrav
19:05 <Coelacanth0794> arrav?
19:05 <Ryan PM> my mind is blank
19:05 <Ryan PM> oh
19:06 <Ciphrius Kane>
19:06 <Meez> ........
19:06 <Meez> exact same thing 
19:06 <Meez> just happened
19:06 <Meez> omg
19:06 <Ryan PM> except that Jagex altering it at a later date
19:07 <Ryan PM> for the ORSW
19:07 <Ryan PM> so which to keep?
19:07 <Coelacanth0794> the one that we can clearly see
19:07 <Meez> i'm about to give up
19:07 <Coelacanth0794> on what
19:08 <Meez> puzzle
19:08 <Meez> exact thing happened again
19:08 <Coelacanth0794> ugh noob
19:08 <Meez> im done
19:08 <Ryan PM> -> Crops it and uploads it
19:08 <Coelacanth0794> i cant do it for you even if i wanted to
19:08 <Ryan PM> It's larger than the previous file
19:08 <Ryan PM> wut
19:08 <Coelacanth0794> undo it then ryan4
19:09 <Meez> these guys beat it
19:10 <Meez> like 5 people beat it
19:10 <Meez> in 5 mins
19:10 <Meez> WTF
19:10 <Ryan PM> what puzzle?
19:10 <Coelacanth0794> an n-puzzle
19:10 <Coelacanth0794> in monkey Madness
19:10 <Meez> I got the last piece wrong
19:10 <Meez> 2 times
19:11 <Ryan PM> you can pay 100k to get it bypassed
19:11 <Coelacanth0794> 200k iirc
19:11 <Meez> 200k
19:11 <Ryan PM> meh, that's what I did years ago
19:11 <Meez> and i'm on 2007
19:11 <Coelacanth0794> it`s not a 1 try
19:11 <Ryan PM> oh shit
19:11 <Ryan PM> nevermind then
19:11 <Meez> I paid for it when I did it
19:12 <Coelacanth0794> n puzzles need patience and are relatively simple
19:12 <Coelacanth0794> ugh buynoob
19:12 <Coelacanth0794> i solved mine like a sir
19:12 <Battleben> I'd best dust off my clobbering robes!
19:12 <Meez> halp
19:12 <Battleben> -The Missionary
19:12 <Meez> .....
19:12 <Meez> I thought I just solved it..
19:12 <Meez> NOPE
19:13 <AnselaJonla> Meez
19:13 <AnselaJonla> Can you destroy it and start it again?
19:13 <Meez> yes
19:13 <Meez> third attempt
19:13 <Meez> it's the monkey madness one
19:13 <Meez> I just re-log
19:13 <AnselaJonla> Are you following the guide to doing puzzle boxes?
19:13 <Meez> I follow it but somehow always get one piece wrong
19:14 <AnselaJonla> [[Puzzle box/Guide]]
19:14 <Ryan PM> which file to upload (or just not) as the fight with Aberrant Spectre Champion: 
19:14 <Ryan PM> after I crop
19:14 <Meez> i'll try again
19:14 <AnselaJonla> Please remember that the version of the file on the puzzle box page is not the version you're doing
19:15 <AnselaJonla> You need this one:
19:15 <Meez> was using that
19:16 <Ciphrius Kane> Combine the bottom 2 boxes
19:16 <AnselaJonla> - cropped and made even smaller
19:16 <Meez> first three rows are very easy
19:16 <Ryan PM> mkay
19:17 <AnselaJonla> Dunno what he did to gain 15mb on that file...
19:17 <Battleben> Ryan
19:17 <Battleben> Can has fansite teaser images?
19:17 <Ryan PM> yeah
19:18 <Ryan PM> oh no
19:18 <Ryan PM> there are no teasers next week
19:18 <Ryan PM> it's just eoc changes
19:18 <Ryan PM> and mod mike seems to be mia
19:18 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh poor Mod Mike
19:18 <Battleben> Easter is next week actually.
19:18 <Battleben> And other fansites have teasers.
19:18  * Ciphrius Kane smacks Mod Mike to shut him up
19:18 <Meez> think I know what I did wrong now
19:19 <Ryan PM> let me see this
19:19 <Ciphrius Kane> If you don't stop moaning you won't get set free
19:19 <Ryan PM> He didn't send me anything
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19:20 <Battleben> Odd.
19:20 <Erik fedrik> Hello i got a question is it legal on eoc and oldschool legal to trade from coins?
19:20 <Ciphrius Kane> It's considered to be trust trading
19:21 <Erik fedrik> So its allowed whit trust trading?
19:21 <Coelacanth0794> jagex has not said it's illegal
19:21 <Erik fedrik> So its legal?
19:21 <Coelacanth0794> be cautious they can still scam the crap out of you
19:21 <Battleben>
19:21 <Coelacanth0794> ermagerd guthix butterflies
19:22 <Erik fedrik> And sombody know how much 10K oldschoolgp eoc gold is?
19:22 <Coelacanth0794> and a sword oo
19:22 <Coelacanth0794> oh it's the edicts sword
19:22 <Coelacanth0794> wicked awesome
19:22 <Erik fedrik> Sombody knows how much 10K oldschool eoc coins is?
19:22 <Ryan PM> all the recent emails
19:23 <Ciphrius Kane> Well 200k is about 2m I think so 10k would be 100k I think
19:23 <Battleben> Odd.
19:23  * Cåm tries to click emails....
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19:24 <Erik fedrik> Sombody knows how much 10K oldschool eoc coins is? ty ciphruis but i need to know shure.
19:24 <Erik fedrik> Sombody knows how much 10K oldschool eoc coins is?
19:25 <Battleben> Wonder where they got their teasers from then?
19:25 <Dtm142> Trading between games?
19:26 <Battleben> I wouldn't reccomend it, you might get scammed
19:26 <Dtm142> Risky and dumb imo
19:26 <Meez> omfg
19:26 <Meez> system update
19:26 <Meez> JAGEX
19:26 <Dtm142> Especially since EocScape is a better game.
19:26 <Battleben> Fourth one is on twitter tho
19:26 <The Mol Man> Let's get a new combat update
19:26 <The Mol Man> see how many people beg for EoC
19:27 <Ryan PM> well it looks like hasn't updated theirs since jan
19:27 <Ryan PM> so...
19:28 -!- TyA has joined Special:Chat
19:28 <TyA> Hii
19:28 <The Mol Man> HyA
19:28 <Coelacanth0794> system uopdate?
19:28 <Coelacanth0794> wat
19:28 <Coelacanth0794> i was aboot to log in
19:28 <Ryan PM> I don't see it
19:28 -!- R34 Skillerz has joined Special:Chat
19:28 <R34 Skillerz> Hi, is anybody a skilller here?
19:28 <Ryan PM> I'm only in lobby
19:29 <Meez> its on 2007
19:29 <Meez> my puzzle will reset now
19:29 <Meez> thanks jagex
19:29 <Coelacanth0794> ok
19:29 <Meez> attempt 4
19:29 <Coelacanth0794> rule 34, nice name,
19:29 <Meez> been 2 hours.
19:29 <Meez> trying to do this puzzle
19:30 <R34 Skillerz> sorry i dont get it:)?
19:30 <R34 Skillerz> ?
19:30 <Meez> coel
19:30 <Meez> what do I do
19:30 <The Other Jonla> did you know that first borns usually have a higher IQ than their siblings?
19:30 <Coelacanth0794> do about what
19:31 <Meez> I can't solve it
19:31 <Meez> :'(
19:31 <Ciphrius Kane> So that means Ansela's smarter than you
19:31 <The Other Jonla> in regards to things that mean nothing in the real world yes
19:31 <Dtm142> (H)
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19:32 <ShooterXcr> guys
19:32 <ShooterXcr> how would i go about making something like this
19:32 <Ciphrius Kane> Find out who made it then hold them hostage till they spill the beans
19:33 <ShooterXcr> i would however the person who posted this posted it on zybez back in 2012
19:33 <ShooterXcr> 2010*
19:33 <ShooterXcr> he was last active may 15 2012
19:33 <Ryan PM> hm, seemed chat died on me
19:33 <Coelacanth0794> you can try looking up an n-puzzle solver or guide, meez
19:33 <Ryan PM> !updatelogs
19:33 <Meez> I did
19:33 <Meez> I just fail
19:33 <RSChatBot> Ryan PM: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 95 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
19:34 <Ryan PM> is this what you were talking about ben?
19:34 <Ryan PM> if so, that's not what Mod Mike sends, too small/wide enough
19:35 <Battleben> Where are they from then?
19:36 <Ryan PM> I'd assume from the various twitters/sites like G+
19:36 <Ryan PM> oh I think I might know
19:36 <Ryan PM> Clan Leaders forum
19:36 <ShooterXcr> ryan any clue how i can make something like this
19:36 <ShooterXcr> or anyone else
19:37 <Hairr> what site are you on
19:37 <Ryan PM> first time I've seen gyazo outside of hlf
19:37 <Ryan PM> that's a simple table
19:37 <ShooterXcr> well its a screenshot from zybez
19:37 <ShooterXcr> so i have no clue what site the table is from originally
19:37 <Ryan PM> not rsw
19:37 <ShooterXcr> yeah i figured that
19:38 <ShooterXcr> i'd like to make something like that and i've just made an account here and come to find out making tables is confusing 
19:39 <Ryan PM>
19:40 <Dogfoger> Kane
19:40 <Ciphrius Kane> Dog
19:41 <Dogfoger> Can new accounts play rs07?
19:41 <Ciphrius Kane> I am not sure
19:41 <ShooterXcr> i suppose the main thing i'm wondering is how i would go about generating a percentage of items dropped based on how many kills
19:41 <Dogfoger> Does anyone know?
19:41 <ShooterXcr> dog i doubt it as far as i know only accounts that voted in the poll and that have membership can play it
19:42 <Dogfoger> oh
19:42 <Dogfoger> Yeah that makes sense
19:42 <Dogfoger> [[Runescape 2007]]
19:43 <Coelacanth0794>
19:43 <Ciphrius Kane> Yeah, being killed is such a minor inconvenience
19:46 <AnselaJonla> Erm, where did Tony get those teaser images from?
19:47 <AnselaJonla> I thought Ryan said there were no fansite email images?
19:47 <Ciphrius Kane> He stole them from another website....
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19:48 <TonyBest100> I found them on
19:48 <Ciphrius Kane> Fit the fuck Tony?  We don't take other peoples' pics
19:48 <Meez> *shoots self*
19:49 <AnselaJonla> !updatelogs
19:49 <RSChatBot> AnselaJonla: [[Project:Chat/Logs|Logs]] updated (Added 40 lines to log page). Next automatic log will be in 3600 seconds.
19:49 <AnselaJonla>
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19:50 <AnselaJonla> What part of that section is so hard to understand, Tony?
19:54 <Hairr> Poor tony
19:54 <Coelacanth0794> poor hair
19:54 <Coelacanth0794> being cut
19:55 <ShadowPirateX> Hello Demise
19:56 <Meez> ;______________;
19:56 <ShadowPirateX> what's wrong Meez?
19:56 <ShadowPirateX> What's wrong Meez?
19:56 <Hairr> Meez has a long mouth
19:56 <Hairr> that's the problem
19:57 <ShadowPirateX> Heh XD
19:58 <ShadowPirateX> Hairr, you just made my day.
20:00 <Coelacanth0794> some guy walked up to me while oculusing an npc
20:00 <Coelacanth0794> asked if i was taking pics, said yes
20:00 <Coelacanth0794> he said ok lets go and spammed that celebrate emote with the confetti
20:00 <ShadowPirateX> What happened then?
20:00 <Coelacanth0794> uhm.
20:01 <Meez> still puzzling
20:05 <Dogfoger>
20:05 <ShadowPirateX> I wonder if anyone wants to see any !logs
20:05 <Dogfoger> lold really hard
20:08 <Meez> I think
20:09 <Meez> I think I'm gonna do it!
20:09 <Coelacanth0794> nice
20:09 <Meez> wow.....
20:09 <Meez> I feel stupid now
20:09 <Meez> -_-
20:10 <Meez> Wasn't arranging verticle
20:10 <Coelacanth0794> lol
20:11 <Meez> Did it
20:11 <Meez> In 5 minutes
20:11 <Meez> Lmfao.
20:12 <Meez> Wow guys
20:12 <Meez> WOOWWW
20:12 <Meez> I feel
20:12 <Meez> Really stupid
20:12 <Meez> Dammit Coel <.<
20:13 <AnselaJonla> You ARE really stupid, if you still can't understand the idea of not spamming
20:13 <Coelacanth0794> grzz
20:13 <Ciphrius Kane> Meez, try and keep it to 1 message
20:13 <Meez> >.> Sorry again
20:13 <Dogfoger> leopard
20:13 <Dogfoger>
20:13 <ShadowPirateX> I didn't really find that link funny
20:14 <AnselaJonla> Who says links have to be funny?
20:14 <AnselaJonla> Also, found it
20:14 <Coelacanth0794> bottomright
20:14 <Meez> Okay Okay I'm glad that's over
20:14 <Dtm142> Why is dungeoneering the skill with the most players at 200M experience?
20:14 <Ciphrius Kane> As have I
20:14 <Meez> Now the fun part begins
20:14 <Coelacanth0794> because tokens
20:14 <Coelacanth0794> gotta get all them chaotics bruh
20:15 <ShadowPirateX> What i ment Dogfoger is, i didn't find the gif funny. The leopard, however, was.
20:15 <Meez> Maybe I can do lvl 3's now >.>
20:15 <ShadowPirateX> People! Do not do something i did!
20:16 <Coelacanth0794> uh
20:16 <Xalmachi> like brink of extinction?
20:16 <Dogfoger> the gif was supposed to be funny
20:16 <Dogfoger> the image wasn't
20:16 <AnselaJonla> ShadowPirateX -
20:16 <Xalmachi> so happy now that i have 342 quest points though
20:17 <Ciphrius Kane> My favourite gif is where they're uncovering a skull.  One guy's taking care to carefully preserve it and the other guy's like "Naww, let's crack that baby open"
20:17 <Dtm142> (H)
20:17 <Meez> Heh >.<
20:17 <Coelacanth0794> lol i saw that too
20:17 <Coelacanth0794> FUCK YOUR ARCHEOLOGY
20:17 <AnselaJonla>
20:17 <Dtm142> Doesn't that stunt get repeated in multiple stories?
20:17 <ShadowPirateX> AnselaJonla- that gif was really funny XD 
20:18 <Dtm142> Atlantis
20:18 <Dtm142> (oh look, I made a bridge.  took me 5 seconds)
20:18 <Dtm142> Emperor's New Groove computer game
20:18 <Dtm142> ("you're not going to knock down that tree and make it into a bridge, are you?
20:18 <ShadowPirateX> Coel, do you want to know what you shouldn't do that i did?
20:18 <Dtm142> "might, might not"
20:18 <Dtm142> Also, in one of the Ariane quests
20:18 <Coelacanth0794> uh
20:18 <Coelacanth0794> melee automatons without moving
20:19 <Meez> urnub
20:19 <Dtm142> You knock down that statue thing or whatever to make a bridge.
20:19 <ShadowPirateX> You shouldn't listen to the Inspector Gadget Theme Song for longer periods of time. The theme will get stuck in you're head! 
20:20 <Coelacanth0794> k
20:20 <Coelacanth0794> your*
20:20 <ShadowPirateX> At least, it is better than getting DuckTales theme song stuck in your head >_<
20:20 <Dtm142> (H)
20:20 <ShadowPirateX> *>_>
20:20 <Coelacanth0794> wah wah wahhh
20:20 <The Mol Man> wubwubwub
20:21 <Ciphrius Kane>
20:22 <ShadowPirateX> The Mol Man and his wubwubwub. Will it ever get old? A mystery of the ages!
20:22 <Coelacanth0794> you saved that link
20:22 <ShadowPirateX> The Mol Man and his wubwubwub. Will it ever get old? A mystery of the ages!
20:23 <ShadowPirateX> The Mol Man and his wubwubwub. Will it ever get old? A mystery of the ages!
20:23 <Coelacanth0794> uh
20:27 <The Mol Man> ...
20:28 <Battleben> lol ciph
20:28 <Dtm142> I have Pomp and Soiycomstance stuck in my head
20:29 <Dtm142> Also
20:30 <Dtm142> If you're going to Disneyland ever in your life, go before August.
20:30 <Dtm142> They're nerfing the Fastpass system after that.
20:31 <ShadowPirateX> Sorry for vanishing, my internet flipped out for a moment
20:31 <Coelacanth0794>
20:31 <ShadowPirateX> Oh no!
20:31 <ShadowPirateX> I just listened to DuckTales Theme Song D:
20:31 <Coelacanth0794> why did you click it then
20:33 <ShadowPirateX> I just wanted to listen too it. Then i remembered how addicting it was :3
20:33 <AnselaJonla> Here, cleanse your ears:
20:34 <Dtm142> (H)
20:35 <Coelacanth0794> define the second bracket in (H).
20:35 <Dtm142> Coel
20:35 <Dtm142>
20:35 <Dtm142> (H)
20:36 <Coelacanth0794> lol
20:38 <Dogfoger> (qc) There are currently 119,819 people playing RuneScape.
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20:39 <AnselaJonla> Hi
20:39 <Ciphrius Kane> Yo
20:39 <Ciphrius Kane> Mol's admitted to being vulgar it seems
20:40 <Meez> :o
20:40 <Lemon Cake> Hi
20:40 <Coelacanth0794> mol how could you
20:41 <The Mol Man> ignoramuses not knowing what vulgar fractions are
20:41 <Battleben> Bye.
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20:41 <Coelacanth0794> if F is equal to U x C didived by the cubed root of K
20:42 <The Mol Man> ƒ(u) = c + k
20:42 <Coelacanth0794> =mol
20:42 <Ciphrius Kane> Really Mol, must you be so vulgar?
20:43 <The Mol Man> You wanna see vulgar?
20:43 <The Mol Man> I'll show you vulgar
20:43 <The Mol Man> ¼½¾⅓⅔⅛⅜⅝⅞
20:43 <Meez> Sunuva
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20:44 <Dtm142> (H)
20:44 <The Mol Man> dtm gets it
20:44 <Dtm142> The weird part:
20:44 <Dtm142> A vulgar fraction
20:44 <Ciphrius Kane> Did  you know, the word "fuck" actually comes from German, and means "thrusting"
20:45 <Dtm142> Can also be a proper fraction
20:45 <Dtm142> :o
20:45 <The Mol Man> it's called vulgar because of the way it written
20:45 <Meez> Well, fuck.
20:45 <ShadowPirateX>
20:45 <ShadowPirateX> I my honest opinion, this video has made me laugh a lot, tough i can understand if you'll hate it. (Watch at your own risk!) (It is nothing creepy By The Way)
20:45 <The Mol Man> not sure why it's calledvulgar but whatevs
20:46 <ShadowPirateX> Ciphrius, what you just said made me WTF.
20:46 <ShadowPirateX> And go O_O
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20:46 <Coelacanth0794> loll
20:47 <ShadowPirateX> What is it Coel?
20:47 <Coelacanth0794> hm?
20:47 <Ciphrius Kane> I am super intelligent and very knowledgeable you see
20:47 <The Mol Man> are you doing an impression of Cook?
20:47 <Dtm142> (H)
20:47 <ShadowPirateX> Coel, what made you lol?
20:47 <Coelacanth0794> you
20:47 <Coelacanth0794> hi spine
20:47 <ShadowPirateX> Oh?
20:48 <Spineweilder> Ello
20:48 -!- The Mol Man has left Special:Chat.
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20:48 <Coelacanth0794> guess what i'm still doing like a fool
20:48 <ShadowPirateX> *Mol Man mentions Cook Me Plox* *Cook joins the chat* Coincidence? I think not!
20:49 <Dtm142> (H)
20:49 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh Cook and Mol are lovers
20:49 <Spineweilder> Cook joined because he saw my uploads and is still furious at me 
20:49 <ShadowPirateX> O_O
20:49 <Coelacanth0794> wut
20:50 <ShadowPirateX> Coel, what do you mean with "doing like a fool"?
20:50 <Coelacanth0794> guess
20:50 <Coelacanth0794> it's hopeless but i keep trying
20:50 <Ciphrius Kane> Win Cook's heart?
20:50 <ShadowPirateX> I don't understand...
20:50 <Dtm142> Why doesn't the Bible have any funny parts?
20:50 <Dtm142> :@
20:50 <Coelacanth0794> cute
20:50 <Haidro> Hai
20:50 <The Mol Man> dro
20:51 <Coelacanth0794> i'm still trying for a god sceptre
20:51 <Spineweilder> Hai Haidro
20:51 <Spineweilder> Dtm, the funny part is the ten plagues.
20:51 <Haidro> hello
20:51 <Haidro> [[Special:Upload]]
20:52 <Spineweilder> The Pharaoh gets pwned 
20:52 <Dtm142> (H)
20:52 <Dtm142> big grasshoppers
20:52 <Dtm142> fire
20:52 <Dtm142> boils
20:52 <Meez> Asshoper
20:52 <Dtm142> on your skin
20:52 <Haidro> Huh
20:52 <ShadowPirateX> 
20:52 <ShadowPirateX> Want something funny DTM? Here it is (probably, unless you find it annoying)
20:52 <Haidro> Spine
20:52 <Haidro> Need help
20:53 <Spineweilder> Haidro
20:53 <Haidro> Actually wait
20:53 <Spineweilder> Want help
20:53 <Haidro> I can revert, nvm
20:53 <Spineweilder> wat
20:53 <Haidro> or
20:53 <Spineweilder> </3
20:53 <Haidro>
20:53 <Ryan PM> so I heard Darkbow is mage.
20:53 <Haidro> Is it possible to move my image into a new file name?
20:53 <The Mol Man> Hey Cook, is there a full out documentation of the math tags?
20:53 <Meez> l$ol.
20:53 <Spineweilder> You can revert and reupload under a new name 
20:53 <Haidro> Okay
20:54 <Haidro> Was thinking that
20:54 <Spineweilder>
20:54 <Spineweilder> Not sure if Solomon override
20:54 <Spineweilder> Or actual reward
20:54 <Haidro> [[File:The World Wakes concept art 2.jpg]]
20:54 <The Mol Man> maybe an aura of some sort
20:54 <Coelacanth0794> i hope a real reward
20:54 <Spineweilder> ^
20:54 <The Mol Man> Real reward: runecoins
20:54 <Ryan PM> Why do you all keep thinking it's easter?
20:54 <Coelacanth0794> that'd be ok too
20:55 <Coelacanth0794> it's easter event this month, iirc
20:55 <The Mol Man> way to outcast the jews
20:56 <Haidro> Anyone know how to link an email
20:56 <Ryan PM> you can't
20:56 <Haidro> Thanks
20:56 <Haidro> Wow, instead of giving membership as rewards, they now give spins >.>
20:57 <The Mol Man> woot
20:57 <Meez> heh
20:57 <Haidro> [[Special:Upload]]
20:58 <ShadowPirateX> Has anybody seen Light Matter today? I haven't seen him anywhere yet.
20:59 <Dtm142> Membership as a reward for what?
20:59 <Haidro> I saw him... 
20:59 <Haidro> 11 hours ago?
20:59 <Dtm142> Or spintowinspins.
20:59 <Haidro> Dtm:
20:59 <Dtm142> He's sort of a troll iirc
20:59 <Ryan PM> Cam is a noob:
20:59 <Dtm142> Meh.
21:00 <Dtm142> They used to not even give any reward for being published.
21:00 <Dtm142> Being on the main website was a reward in itself.
21:00 <Haidro> "Best Weapons"
21:00 <Haidro> lolwat, darkbow
21:00 <Dtm142> Fuck.
21:00 <Dtm142> I still suck at this stuff :@
21:00 <Haidro> What :o?
21:01 <ShadowPirateX> Where have you seen him Haidro?
21:01 <The Mol Man> Counter says we have exactly 52k files
21:01 <Haidro> Here in chat
21:01 <Spineweilder> You know Mol
21:01 <Haidro> He said Hi! then he left
21:02 <Spineweilder> You ever wondered what happened to the money made from the dual dragon crossbows
21:02 <Haidro> Wait, he joined, said:
21:02 <Haidro> 10:47 <Light Matter> Hi guys :D
21:02 <The Mol Man> never really cared
21:02 <Haidro> Then left
21:02 <The Mol Man> but go ahead and tell me
21:02 <Spineweilder> I spent it all on scrimshaws
21:02 <The Mol Man> o ya
21:02 <The Mol Man> you told me that
21:02 <Spineweilder> I did
21:02 <Spineweilder> ?
21:02 <The Mol Man> ya
21:02 <Spineweilder> Well now you know (again)
21:03 <Cook Me Plox> >Hey Cook, is there a full out documentation of the math tags?
21:03 <Cook Me Plox> Is Wikipedia's not complete?
21:03 <The Mol Man> I didn't know wikipedia had one
21:03 <The Mol Man> can you link me?
21:03 <Spineweilder> Cook knows ALL the links
21:04 <The Mol Man> I never suggested that he didn't
21:04 <Cook Me Plox>
21:04 <Haidro> [[Update:The World Wakes]]
21:04 <The Mol Man> tanky
21:04 <Haidro> [[Update:Behind the Scenes Video 43: Combat - The Evolution Continues]]
21:05 <Spineweilder> Can someone help me
21:05 <Spineweilder> How does one put a video into a powerpoint presentation?
21:05 <ShadowPirateX> Thannk you for the heads- up Haidro
21:05 <The Mol Man> hundreds of screnshots
21:05 <Haidro> No problem
21:05 <Haidro> Lol Mol
21:05 <Haidro> [[Update:Behind the Scenes]]
21:05 <Spineweilder> >.>
21:06 <Cook Me Plox> Spine, you do GIFs, yes?
21:06 <Haidro> [[Update:Community Round-Up 07/03]]
21:06 <Coelacanth0794> that he does
21:06 <Haidro> hmm
21:06 <Haidro> with / in titles
21:06 <Spineweilder> Not since my frame rate starting getting worse
21:07 <Ciphrius Kane> 500 days before Glasgow becomes Sport Central!!!  Wonder how the southern English will react to that
21:07 <The Mol Man> Ryan does still?
21:07 <Haidro> Ohai, Lemon Cake
21:07 <Cook Me Plox> If I wanted to record something in RuneScape and very quickly play it back to see how long a certain something took
21:07 <Cook Me Plox> What would be the best way to accomplish that?
21:07 <Ryan PM> rarely
21:07 <The Mol Man> but you still have the know how
21:07 <Spineweilder> Only if you tell him to
21:07 <Ryan PM> yes.
21:08 <Cook Me Plox> I want to see how many ticks certain abilities take and I would rather not go through the hassle of recording it, saving it, having to render it...
21:08 <Ryan PM> why not just download and install camtasia?
21:08 <Meez> ^
21:08 <Spineweilder> The code doesn't work anymore
21:08 <Ryan PM> and I mean C7, not C8
21:09 <Ryan PM> you can get older copies elsewhere
21:09 <Cook Me Plox> how long would it take to go from doing something in runescape to checking the frames?
21:10 <Ryan PM> Explain what you are getting at.
21:10 <Comwiz27> hey all
21:10 <Haidro> Hiya
21:10 <Spineweilder> "I want to see how many ticks certain abilities take and I would rather not go through the hassle of recording it, saving it, having to render it... - Cook Me Plox"
21:10 <Cook Me Plox> Stopwatch or something of that sort is not feasible
21:10 <Comwiz27> just letting you know the p2p range traing guide needs to be updated as its out of date since eoc came out
21:11 <Spineweilder> You can put a cannon with cannonballs and count
21:11 <The Mol Man> it's one of many, cow
21:11 <Spineweilder> Each rotation is one tick
21:11 <Cook Me Plox> hm, that could work
21:11 <Ryan PM> jsyk, what you see on your screen is always delayed especially when recording as you will get multiple of the same game frame
21:11 <Cook Me Plox> okay then.
21:12 <Haidro> Quick
21:12 <Haidro> who's the guy who sells pickaxes
21:12 <Cook Me Plox> Nurmof
21:12 <Haidro> in dwarven mines
21:12 <Haidro> [[Nurmof]]
21:12 <Comwiz27> the levels required for each of the thrown weps need to be updated and who knows what else
21:12 <Spineweilder> [[Nurmof]]
21:12 <Spineweilder> Nou
21:12 <Haidro> ty
21:12 <Spineweilder> Dammit
21:12 <Haidro> damn too late
21:13 <Cook Me Plox> Spine, any other tick counters like that?
21:13 <Spineweilder> [[Counter]]
21:13 <Haidro> Party pete
21:13 <Spineweilder> No no no 
21:13 <Haidro> Counts down every tick
21:13 <Spineweilder> [[Ticker]]
21:13 <The Mol Man>
21:13 <Spineweilder> ^
21:14 <The Mol Man> human error is a problem with the ticker
21:14 <Haidro> or time stuff
21:14 <Cook Me Plox> I think that interrupts combat
21:15 -!- Haradjad has joined Special:Chat
21:15 <Haradjad> Does someone know how to type | on a Mac keyboard? I have azerty
21:16 <Ciphrius Kane> | Like that
21:16 <Haradjad> Someone said the option key and stuff but I only have cmd key
21:16 <Ciphrius Kane> There's this little thing called copy and paste
21:16 <Cook Me Plox> shit, can't set up a cannon in the combat camp
21:16 <Haradjad> I know but it's annoying without a mouse
21:16 <Comwiz27> so did any one get that or it get lost in the wave of text
21:16 <Meez> |
21:16 <The Mol Man> set it up outside?
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21:17 <Ciphrius Kane> It got lost
21:17 <Meez> F|_|ck.
21:17 <Light Matter> Hi :D
21:17 <The Mol Man> i saw it, com
21:17 <Ciphrius Kane> Oh hey, who was it who was looking for Light?
21:17 <ShadowPirateX> [[ | BURN TO THE GROUND!]]
21:17 <The Mol Man> but it's just one of many pages that are obsolete
21:17 <Comwiz27> kk
21:17 <The Mol Man> if you know anything
21:17 <Comwiz27> what wat the template to put make it show that
21:17 <The Mol Man> feel free to update yourself
21:17 <Comwiz27> kk
21:18 <The Mol Man> {{Obsolete}}
21:18 <Ciphrius Kane>
21:18 <Haradjad> Got it!
21:18 <The Mol Man> and put a reason
21:18 <Haidro> Since when were easy clue scrolls only two clues
21:18 <Comwiz27> is that the special eoc one
21:18 <The Mol Man> so {{Obsolete|reason}}
21:18 <The Mol Man> we've removed the EoC one
21:18 <Haidro> [[Black longsword]]
21:19 <Comwiz27> but yea ill update with what i know
21:19 <Meez>
21:19 <The Mol Man> cool
21:20 <Light Matter> ...
21:20 <Meez> .......................
21:21 <Ciphrius Kane> ... --- ...
21:21 <Haidro> [[:2007:Tree Gnome Stronghold (quest)]]
21:21 <Haidro> Wait, is it village?
21:21 <Cook Me Plox> meh, cannon isn't going to work
21:21 <Haidro> Cook, what if it was someone else's cannon?
21:21 <Haradjad> How do I edit for example the border of a specific column in a table?
21:21 <Cook Me Plox> I think it's multicombat
21:22 <Haidro> Oh yea
21:22 <Meez> It is village
21:22 <The Mol Man> show me where hara
21:23 <Cook Me Plox> screw it, I'll just make a timer and hope it is actually 0.6 seconds
21:24 <The Mol Man> MULTIPLE TRIALS
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21:25 <Dogfoger> [[Duck]]
21:25 <AnselaJonla> Cook?
21:25 <The Mol Man> [[Duck]]
21:25 <Cook Me Plox> hi
21:25 <Dogfoger> No ansela
21:26 <Dogfoger> we do not cook ducks
21:26 <AnselaJonla> You mentioned before making a bot to welcome users?
21:26 <The Mol Man> [[Goose]]
21:26 <Dogfoger> Ducks are our friends
21:30 <Light Matter> Santa Claus is Spiderman
21:31 <Meez> Duck Fuck
21:32 <Meez> ;_;
21:32 <Comwiz27> my this is a lot of work
21:33 <Comwiz27> is there a data dump for me to just list what i know
21:33 <ShadowPirateX> (Time to be Captain Obvious) With flames, you can make things [[ | BURN TO THE GROUND!]]
21:33 <Light Matter> FIRE
21:33 <Light Matter> :)
21:36 <Cook Me Plox> it seems like for every ability, you autoattack exactly one full weapon speed after the last part of the ability hits
21:37 <Lemon Cake> yeah that's true
21:37 <Cook Me Plox> wait, no it's not actuall
21:37 <Lemon Cake> the auto attack timer resets every time you use an ability
21:37 <Cook Me Plox> actually* I hit 3 seconds later after the last hit of Fury
21:37 <Cook Me Plox> on an Average weapon
21:38 <Lemon Cake> might be timing error
21:38 <Lemon Cake> it should be exactly 1 weapon speed
21:38 <Lemon Cake> I think
21:38 <Cook Me Plox> well, the last part of the animation hit is 3.6s before the last autoattack
21:38 <Cook Me Plox> but the final hit of Fury is clearly 3s before
21:39 <Cook Me Plox> er, next autoattack
21:39 <Spineweilder> It could depend on the choice of weapon, Cook
21:39 <Spineweilder> It could be different depending if you're using, say, a longsword or a maul
21:40 <Cook Me Plox> it's about speed
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21:40 <Light Matter> Bye
21:40 <The Mol Man> JOEY
21:40 <Joeytje50> hi
21:40 <Cook Me Plox> yeah doing the same with a scimitar
21:40 <Cook Me Plox> it's 1.8s after the last one hits
21:41 <Light Matter> Have to go bye :D
21:41 <Joeytje50> bye
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21:42 <Meez> hehehe
21:43 <Cook Me Plox> 2.4s cooldown for any ability
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21:46 <Lemon Cake> Now that's definitely 1.8s
21:46 <Lemon Cake> if you're talking about the global ability cooldown
21:47 <Cook Me Plox> I was including the delay from clicking the ability to it actually starting, which is 1 tick, so I think we mean the same thing
21:47 <Spineweilder> (cur | prev)  16:29, March 9, 2013‎ Habblet  (Talk | contribs | block)‎ m . . (20,946 bytes) (+108)‎ . .  (Spoilspoilspoil)
21:48 <The Mol Man> Spine
21:48 <The Mol Man> where's a good DII slope in f2p?
21:48  * Spineweilder likes Habblet's comment: Spoilspoilspoil
21:48 <Spineweilder> um
21:48 <Spineweilder> Umm.... ._.
21:48 <Lemon Cake> Yeah probably
21:48 <Cook Me Plox> i.e. the fastest you could conceivably do two abilities is 2.4s
21:48 <Meez> ._.
21:48 <Lemon Cake> You can use one every 1.8s anyway, that's easy to test by using like 100 abilities
21:48 <Lemon Cake> It'll take close to 180 seconds, not 240
21:49 <Cook Me Plox> I'll check it out
21:49  * Spineweilder doesn't know f2p slops
21:49 <Spineweilder> Theres this slope
21:50 <Spineweilder> East of Rat Burgiss
21:50 <Spineweilder> but it's really far 
21:50 <Spineweilder> It's near exam centre place
21:50 <Spineweilder> Hi Henney Jay
21:51 <Henneyj> hi spi
21:51 <Coelacanth0794>
21:52 <Meez> haha
21:55 <Dogfoger> [[rest]]
21:55 <Meez> ok
21:56 <Meez> who still uses rest after the update
21:57 <Habblet>
21:57 <Habblet> Cookie caek
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22:02 <Hallowland> no feedbacks for habblet >:)
22:02 <The Mol Man> ...
22:02 <Hallowland> wut
22:02 <Dtm142>
22:02 <Meez> ...................
22:02 <Dtm142> Why did that show up on Google Scholar?
22:02 <Dtm142> ?
22:03 <Hallowland> oh and
22:03 <Cook Me Plox> Lemon Cake: Do you know how the different ability cooldowns are rounded to fit the tick system?
22:04 <Coelacanth0794> huehuehue so punny
22:04 <The Mol Man> YAY HAIRR
22:04 <Haidro> Hi Hairr
22:04 <Hairr> yay me
22:04 <Meez> ew hairr
22:04 <Cook Me Plox> screw hairr
22:04 <The Mol Man> uh oh
22:04 <The Mol Man> cook is horny
22:05 <Cook Me Plox> you scare me sometimes. all the time.
22:05 <Meez> you like sexual things a lot, don't you?
22:05 <Spineweilder> What human in their adolescent years doesn't?
22:06 <Lemon Cake> I haven't looked into that, sorry Cook
22:07 <Cook Me Plox> What else do you know about abilities and ability timing?
22:08 <Lemon Cake> I'm guessing the cooldown is the actual cooldown, so you won't be able to use a 5s cooldown ability 4.8s after you last used it, but you will 5.4s after
22:08 <Lemon Cake> but that's just a guess
22:08 <Lemon Cake> I don't know too much about ability timing, but I know most of the ability speed modifiers and how damage is calculated with abilities
22:08 <Hallowland> guise
22:09 <Haidro> hai
22:09 <Cook Me Plox> What do you mean by ability speed modifiers?
22:09 <Haidro> Lemon Cake, interesting name :)
22:09 <Hallowland> watch how I get Habblet to do anything I want and he accepts his fate of optionlessly
22:09 <Meez> Sh,, Spine
22:09 <Hallowland> Habblet
22:09 <Hallowland> are you there
22:10 <Lemon Cake> heh thanks haidro I wouldn't ask where it came from :P
22:10 <Habblet> What is it?
22:10 <Haidro> Lol :p
22:10 <Haidro> [[Silver bar]]
22:10 <Lemon Cake> The damage modifiers on ability that're based on the speed of the weapon you're using
22:10 <Hallowland> Come to automatons to dii a cresbot on the ground
22:10 <Lemon Cake> abilities*
22:10 <Habblet> I was just there
22:10 <Hallowland> come again then :3
22:10 <Cook Me Plox> ah, I see what you mean
22:10 <Hallowland> I'm lonely here ;-;
22:11 <Habblet> Wait
22:11 <Habblet> Recruiting someone into the clan
22:11 <Cook Me Plox> I haven't quite figured out exactly how the weapon damage seems to be very close to 14.4*weapon level + 1.5*strength level
22:11 <Cook Me Plox> but that's off by 5 or so on most weapons
22:11 <Cook Me Plox> that's with a 2h or dual wielding, obviously you'd divide by 1.5 for just a mainhand
22:12 <Demise36> dual wield>2h
22:12 <Demise36> also enchanced excalibur>Off-hand chaotic
22:12 <Cook Me Plox> that's rather subjective
22:12 <Meez>
22:12 <Meez> wat even
22:13 <Lemon Cake> excalibur is definitely > any off-hand chaotic at the moment
22:13 <Lemon Cake> It's nearly as good as off-hand drygores
22:13 <Lemon Cake> But I'm guessing it's a bug
22:13 <Spineweilder> Lemon cake
22:13 <Demise36> accuracy dosnt matter for off-hand
22:13 <Spineweilder> I see you are in need of a profile picture
22:13 <Hallowland> you mean Demise36 Spine :
22:13 <The Mol Man> i suggest a lime 
22:13 <Hallowland> :D*
22:13 <Cook Me Plox> what's the deal with EE right now?
22:13 <Meez> mol man
22:13 <Demise36> well
22:13 <Meez> u turd
22:14 <Demise36> its faster then a chaotic off-hand
22:14 <Lemon Cake> haha good idea
22:14 <Lemon Cake> I might just do that
22:14 <Spineweilder> Make this one then
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22:14 <Hallowland> oh and
22:14 <Spineweilder> I'll put in private chat so it becomes a surpise
22:14 <Meez> must be why off-hand drygore mace is 20m
22:14 <Hallowland> who didnt know
22:14 <Hallowland> I'm alive!
22:14 <Meez> and still dropping
22:14 <Lemon Cake> EEE: 428 damage, fast speed - drygore long: 432 damage, fast
22:14 <Demise36> off-hand drygore mace is garbage
22:14 <Cook Me Plox> oh, wow
22:14 <Demise36> drygore off-hand has 550 damage
22:14 <Cook Me Plox> vesta's spear all over again
22:14 <Spineweilder> See it, Lemon (cake)?
22:15 <Demise36> drygore mace has 432
22:15 <Demise36> off-hand that is
22:15 <Lemon Cake> oh drygore mace
22:15 <Lemon Cake> my bad
22:15 <Lemon Cake> Hehe got it Spineweilder, thanks
22:15 <Hallowland> heyy
22:15 <Hallowland> I'm using drygore mace offhand ;-;
22:15 <Spineweilder> heyy
22:15 <Cook Me Plox> oh, so EE is only about 1% worse than drygore offhands, not even including the healing
22:15 <Cook Me Plox> smart jagex.
22:16 <Meez> how much did you buy it for
22:16 <Spineweilder> Not the one I gave you for modelling Hallow, that's what 
22:16 <Hallowland> I mean I'm wielding garbage ;(
22:16 <Cook Me Plox> wash your hands
22:16 <Lemon Cake> It'll be fixed soon I'm guessing
22:16 <Lemon Cake> much like vesta's spear
22:17 <Meez> O.O
22:17 <Hallowland> whats wrong iwth vesta
22:17 <Hallowland> with
22:17 <Cook Me Plox> it had the wrong speed
22:17 <Lemon Cake> it was the best damaging weapon in the game for a while
22:17 <Lemon Cake> ignoring its accuracy
22:18 <Haidro> Cook, really?
22:18 <Demise36> enchanced excalibur is like a level 88 weapon
22:18 <Hallowland> ok replaced drygore mace offhand with excalibur
22:18 <Haidro> (The EE thing)
22:18 <Cook Me Plox> apparently
22:18 <Haidro> [[Big bones]]
22:19 <Demise36> EEs healing dosnt work with abilities
22:19 <Cook Me Plox> So  Lemon, how are you calculating ability damage exactly? I can't get it quite right
22:19 <Meez> wtf?
22:19 <Lemon Cake> Yeah sorry I was gonna reply to that
22:19 <Lemon Cake> After Monday I can't get it quite right either
22:19 <Demise36> hallow use off-hand rapier/longsword
22:20 <Lemon Cake> I know before monday the modifiers on abilities were 1, 0.8 and 0.66 ish for fastest, fast and average weapons respectively
22:20 <Demise36> with mainhand mace
22:20 <Cook Me Plox> It also seems like different speed weapons of the same tier have ever-so-slightly different damage outputs
22:20 <Demise36> dat 9 prayer bonus
22:21 <Cook Me Plox> and some of the ability descriptions are off
22:21 <Cook Me Plox> Massacre is up to 196% weapon damage + 65% five times
22:21 <Lemon Cake> yeah that's true
22:21 <Lemon Cake> I know that one of the stun abilities that says up to 188% weapon damage if immune is only 100%
22:22 <Demise36> destroy is overpowered
22:22 <Demise36> atleast in pvp
22:22 <Cook Me Plox> destroy and assault are better than half the ultimates, lol
22:22 <Demise36> ^
22:22 <Haidro> Demise
22:22 <Demise36> ????
22:22 <Haidro> I demand that you change your avatar
22:22 <Demise36> never
22:22 <Cook Me Plox> I don't quite get how Slaughter works either
22:23 <Lemon Cake> How do you change your avatar anyway? I can't find any option in the prefs
22:23 <Hallowland> its not in preferences
22:23 <Haidro> [[Help:Avatars]]
22:23 <Hallowland> go to your user page
22:23 <Cook Me Plox> It seems to hit either really close to 100%/5 5 times or 250%/5 5 times
22:23 <AnselaJonla> [[Special:MyPage]]
22:23 <Hallowland> click to edit the box
22:23 <Lemon Cake> thanks :)
22:23 <Haidro> Lemon Cake: Click the link I just gave you ;p
22:23 <Cook Me Plox> Waste of time, Haidro noob
22:23 <Meez>
22:23 <Meez> O
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22:23 <Demise36> off-hand d battleaxe is bleh
22:23 <Haidro> What, cook?
22:23 <Lemon Cake> Is slaughter one of the bleed abilities?
22:23 <Haidro> It has pictureeesss
22:23 <Lemon Cake> thanks haidro
22:24 <Demise36> [[Slaughter]]
22:24 <Haidro> No problem
22:24 <Cook Me Plox> yeah it's the one that does 100% - 250% damage or triple if the opponent moves
22:24 <Meez> heh
22:24 <Hallowland> yes Lemon
22:24 <Meez> I killed qbd with dual dragon battleaxe
22:24 <Cook Me Plox> and it alternates either 100%ish or 250%ish some of the time
22:24 <Coelacanth0794>
22:24 <Lemon Cake> I haven't really tested out the bleed abilities at all
22:25 <Haidro> They're alright, you can use other abilities while they are in effect
22:25 <Demise36> dismember sucks
22:25 <Haidro> [[Dismember]]
22:25 <Cook Me Plox> Dismember is just weapon damage/4.8, six times
22:25 <Demise36> fury is also bad
22:25 <Haidro> Dismember doesn't hit some times as well
22:25 <Cook Me Plox> fury is incorrectly labeled as well
22:25 <Meez> slaughter+kick
22:25 <Cook Me Plox> they don't always hit, everything has the same accuracy
22:26 <Lemon Cake> For weapon damage, here's some of what I've written down:
22:26 <Lemon Cake> CHAOTIC MAUL - 1936 weapon damage (1788 base + 148)
22:26 <Lemon Cake> 100% weapon damage ability crit = 1312 ABILITY BASE
22:26 <Demise36> meez that is terrible in pvp
22:26 <Demise36> since they can use freedom
22:26 <Coelacanth0794>
22:26 <Cook Me Plox> I have some as well
22:26 <Lemon Cake> MITHRIL 2H SWORD - 818 weapon damage (670 base + 148)
22:26 <Lemon Cake> 100% weapon damage ability crit = 584 ability base
22:26 <Cook Me Plox> I got the same
22:26 <Lemon Cake> But when you divide ability base by weapon damage you don't get a constant any more
22:26 <Demise36> how does combat levels work now?
22:26 <Demise36> i forgot
22:26 <Haidro> EoC?
22:26 <Demise36> highest stat+def?
22:27 <Haidro> defence level + highest cb stat + 2
22:27 <Cook Me Plox> rune 2h at 99 is 874, dragon spear is 1020, barrows is 1165, godsword is 1237
22:27 <Cook Me Plox> which are all within 8 points of just being 14.4*weapon level + str*1.5
22:28 <Lemon Cake> yeah got them too
22:28 <Meez> that time when strength helped
22:28 <Lemon Cake> If you work out what the ability base for most of those weapons are if the modifier was 0.66 you'll find that you're around 20-40 points out
22:28 <Haidro> meh, sitll does if you want to use the... actually I take that back
22:28 <Cook Me Plox> 0.66 or 0.6666...?
22:28 <Lemon Cake> 2/3
22:28 <Meez> just +1 damage per level
22:29 <Cook Me Plox> well, it works pretty well with "fastest" weapons that I've checked so far
22:29 <Lemon Cake> yeah fastest weapons still have no modifier
22:29 <Coelacanth0794>
22:29 <Lemon Cake> weapon damage = 100% ability crit
22:29 <Cook Me Plox> mhm
22:29 <Lemon Cake> plus or minus 1 sometimes
22:29 <Meez> c-c-c-oel
22:31 <Lemon Cake> What was that weapon damage / weapon level formula you worked out again?
22:32 <Haidro> LOL
22:32 <Haidro> Nice avatar
22:32 <Coelacanth0794>
22:33 <Cook Me Plox> 14*4*level + 1.5*str
22:33 <Spineweilder> I suggested it :)
22:33 <Cook Me Plox> 14.4*
22:34 <Cook Me Plox> which seems to work exactly for fastest stuff
22:34 <Lemon Cake> Heh thanks, courtesy of Spine and Demise :)
22:35 <Cook Me Plox> it's off by between 0.4 and 0.8% increasing at higher levels
22:35 <Lemon Cake> Is that ability base sorry or actual weapon damage?
22:35 <Cook Me Plox> that's ability base
22:36 <Lemon Cake> alright thanks
22:36 <Cook Me Plox> so for chaotic maul it'd be expected to hit 1.4*80+148 = 1300
22:36 <Lemon Cake> I'm guessing you also get more difference with lower level weapons
22:36 <Cook Me Plox> no, actually more with higher ones
22:36 <Cook Me Plox> the error on mithril 2h is about 0.4%, on maul it's 0.9
22:37 <Lemon Cake> So you're only off by 12 damage for chaotic maul and less for the others?
22:37 <Lemon Cake> Haha Spine :D
22:37 <Coelacanth0794>
22:37 <Cook Me Plox> Yeah
22:37 <Cook Me Plox> haven't tested any 3.0s weapons or a mix of fast/slow main and offhand
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22:38 <Lemon Cake> Weird
22:38 <Wildwolfy> Heya Folks.
22:38 <Meez> O
22:38 <Lemon Cake> I'm guessing there's something extra being added on there
22:38 <Wildwolfy> Weapon speed difference holds no meaning Cook.
22:39 <Cook Me Plox> It does actually
22:39 <Wildwolfy> Aslong as you can spam the abilities with same speed.
22:39 <Cook Me Plox> a very minor one
22:39 <Ciphrius Kane> I've always fancied a wolfskin rug
22:39 <Meez> wot
22:39 <Lemon Cake> Like say an extra point of damage which would make more of a difference on lower tier weapons
22:39 <Lemon Cake> oh wait
22:39 <Wildwolfy> Would be nice if slower weapon would take longer to perform abilities and such.
22:39 <Cook Me Plox> it seems like the slope of the line is just slightly higher
22:40 <Lemon Cake> ignore that
22:40 <Wildwolfy> I really don't like that they simplified the attack speed.
22:40 <Wildwolfy> to
22:40 <Wildwolfy> Fastest, fast, average and slow.
22:40 <Lemon Cake> Wildwolfy, ability damage is based on weapon speed
22:40 <Cook Me Plox> And you've noticed that abilities seem to have a minimum of 25% of the ability max?
22:40 <Wildwolfy> Daggers and such should only be the "Fastest"
22:40 <Lemon Cake> Yeah. I think I saw it's supposed to be 50% average
22:41 <Lemon Cake> excluding crits
22:41 <Wildwolfy> I don't follow.
22:41 <Cook Me Plox> it's more like 62.5%
22:41 <Wildwolfy> I thought weapon speed only played part when you auto-attacked / momentum or whatever.
22:41 <Lemon Cake> I see, I see
22:41 <Cook Me Plox> If you use slice, the lowest you'll hit successfully is 1.25*0.25 = 31.25% of your ability damage
22:42 <Cook Me Plox> I didn't see anything below that, and all the abilities I repeatedly tested ended up averaging about 62.5% of their max
22:42 <Lemon Cake> There are hidden modifiers on ability damage depending on the speed of the weapon you're using Wildwolfy
22:42 <Wildwolfy> Hidden modifiers, I don't like the sound of that.
22:42 <Cook Me Plox> there's hidden modifiers everywhere, lol
22:42 <Lemon Cake> Ah right. I haven't done any testing at all on averages or anything
22:42 <Wildwolfy> Yeah I bet.
22:42 <Lemon Cake> Good to know though, thanks
22:43 <Cook Me Plox> it was only about 50 hits
22:43 <Haidro> Just saw this:
22:43 <Cook Me Plox> on each one that is, but it was never below a certain value
22:43 <Wildwolfy> So, has any of you experts found any use for Dragon Defender?
22:43 <Cook Me Plox> if you can't make up your mind on whether you want a shield or a weapon
22:43 <Wildwolfy> Seems like to me that the weapon has falled out of favour.
22:43 <Lemon Cake> no it's terrible
22:43 <Cook Me Plox> speaking of which, is there any non-ability reason why you'd rather have a shield than an offhand?
22:43 <Wildwolfy> What if the defender was granted ability to perfom dual wield and shield moves?
22:43 <Hallowland> lolol
22:44 <Hallowland> lemon cke
22:44 <Hallowland> your avatar is so funny :p
22:44 <Wildwolfy> Might that caused the weapon to turn overpowered?
22:44 <Cook Me Plox> I mean, off-hand is going to increase your damage by 50%, which in turn means that during fighting you'll get hit 33% less
22:44 <Lemon Cake> you can thank Spine for that :) (and Demise)
22:44 <Cook Me Plox> so unless shield saves you from 33% of your damage I don't think it's work it
22:44 <Cook Me Plox> worth it
22:44 <Wildwolfy> wait.
22:45 <Wildwolfy> Off-hand increases the damage on your main weapon too?
22:45 <Cook Me Plox> no, but it increases overall damage
22:45 <Wildwolfy> Ahh..
22:45 <Lemon Cake> dragon defender and god books are just awful now
22:45 <Wildwolfy> So both main and offhand are sort of combined in abilities?
22:45 <Wildwolfy> right?
22:45 <Lemon Cake> Yes
22:45 <Lemon Cake> as of monday
22:45 <Wildwolfy> Ah, I see.
22:46 <Haidro> Spineweilder: poek
22:46 <Lemon Cake> I don't think so Cook. Shields are pretty useless at the moment
22:46 <Cook Me Plox> Faster weapons are slightly, slightly worse for abilities than the requisite 2h or Average weapons
22:46 <Cook Me Plox> Okay, how about this
22:46 <Cook Me Plox> The extra ability damage for slow weapons is to compensate for the extra Strength you get from faster weapons
22:46 <Wildwolfy> You seem to know a great deal about this EoC, would you say that Jagex has done a good work with the re-balancing?
22:47 <Cook Me Plox> I think it's decent now...Magic is completely broken though
22:47 <The Mol Man> no
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22:47 <The Mol Man> they keep having to change stuff
22:47 <Cook Me Plox> boosts don't work, orbs seem to have no use whatsoever
22:47 <Wildwolfy> I found myself to hate it in the start.
22:47 <Hallowland> guys
22:47 <Tucsondorado> Hey
22:47 <Wildwolfy> But it has slowly made me like it more and more.
22:47 <Wildwolfy> EoC is not that  great
22:47 <Hallowland> should I change my in game name to Subway Girl :3?
22:47 <Tucsondorado> I love the EoC
22:47 <Wildwolfy> but its atleast better than old rs combat style.
22:47 <Wildwolfy> 2x better
22:47 <Lemon Cake> doesn't wielding a wand+book force you into melee range at the moment?
22:47 <The Mol Man> no
22:47 <Hallowland> re you sure ;-;
22:47 <Cook Me Plox> not sure Lemon
22:48 <Tucsondorado> EoC made me an epic pker
22:48 <The Mol Man> yes
22:48 <Lemon Cake> torment doesn't work as a damage boost either
22:48 <Coelacanth0794> I think Metal Gear Solid is a pretty cool guy. Eh gets saved by Revengeance and doesn’t afraid of microwaves.
22:48 <Tucsondorado> ppl hate it because they arnt good at it
22:48 <Lemon Cake> They messed up a lot of magic-related things monday
22:48 <Wildwolfy> They recently removed the ability to perfom magic abilities absence magical weapon.
22:48 <Wildwolfy> Making the game less-hybrid able than it already is x.o
22:48 <Lemon Cake> "The extra ability damage for slow weapons is to compensate for the extra Strength you get from faster weapons" What do you mean?
22:49 <Cook Me Plox> So, you know how in autoattacks, faster weapons will be inherently better?
22:49 <Cook Me Plox> Because they're balanced for the required level of Strength, chaotics are balanced so that DPS is equal for all of them at level 80 Strength
22:49 <Lemon Cake> Yep yep
22:49 <Wildwolfy> I kinda dislike the changes they made to all barrows set
22:49 <Cook Me Plox> At higher Strength levels the longsword/rapier will be I dunno, 0.4% better than the others
22:49 <Wildwolfy> and along with the amulets.
22:50 <Lemon Cake> akrisae's is absolutely useless now too
22:50 <Lemon Cake> Yeah Cook
22:50 <Cook Me Plox> so it's possible that it scales somehow that the ratio of chaotic maul ability damage to CLS ability the same as the ratio of CLS damage to maul damage
22:51 <Cook Me Plox> Last one is autoattack damage
22:51 <Cook Me Plox> Which implies that at level 80 they'd all have the same ability damage
22:51 <Lemon Cake> have you got the ability base of the longsword?
22:51 <Tucsondorado> Guys is there a way for f2p to train prayer efficiently without spending to much money?
22:51 <Cook Me Plox> uhh...
22:51 <Lemon Cake> I have 870 written down here but I'm not sure if it's right
22:51 <Wildwolfy> How much does it matter to use weapon designed for your opponents weakness?
22:51 <Cook Me Plox> it was 1632 for wrack so it should be 1632/1.25/1.5
22:52 <Cook Me Plox> Slice, not Wrack, sorry
22:52 <Cook Me Plox> So 870
22:52 <Lemon Cake> yeah it's 870 then
22:52 <Cook Me Plox> Ratio between the two is 0.53% in favor of maul
22:52 <Lemon Cake> Actually I've looked into this
22:52 <Cook Me Plox> but of course rounding errors abound
22:52 <Lemon Cake> so maul at level 80 would be...
22:52 <Lemon Cake> 1908 weapon damage
22:53 <The Mol Man> I keep thinking lemon is epicpancakes
22:53 <Lemon Cake> long would be erm
22:53 <Wildwolfy> Dragon two-handed and Dragon Halberd = almost identical
22:53 <Lemon Cake> 1060?
22:53 <Wildwolfy> only that halberd can hit from 2 squares.
22:53 <Wildwolfy> x.o
22:53 <Cook Me Plox> Yeah
22:53 <Cook Me Plox> You're level 99 Strength, right?
22:54 <Lemon Cake> yeah I can't test what their ability bases would be at level 80
22:54 <Cook Me Plox> I could get drygores on my 81 Strength account and see if it's actually reversed
22:55 <The Mol Man> dun forget alch values when u do
22:55 <Haidro> Lol
22:55 <Lemon Cake> haha
22:55 <The Mol Man> I'm being serious
22:55 <The Mol Man> He promised he'd get the alch values
22:55 <Haidro> of a drygore weapon...
22:55 <The Mol Man> offer to store
22:55 <Haidro> oh
22:55 <The Mol Man> gives half of hi alch
22:55 <Haidro> yea
22:55 <The Mol Man> goml
22:56 <Haidro> dat awesomeness
22:56 <Cook Me Plox> my level bro
22:56 <Haidro> noob my main is zezima\
22:56 <Dtm142> Babar is off the air now!?!?!?
22:56 <Dtm142> :@
22:56 <The Mol Man> they can't even fathom your level, cook
22:56 <Dtm142> The elephant show
22:56 <Dtm142> :(
22:56 <Cook Me Plox> noob my main is level 139
22:56 <Spineweilder> [[Gertrude's Cat]]
22:56 <Haidro> :O
22:56 <Meez> i have off-hand drygore mace
22:56 <Meez> want me too
22:57 <Cook Me Plox> what's your strength?
22:57 <Lemon Cake> So if I try and sell a fully-repaired longsword to a store it'll give me 1/2 hi alch value?
22:57 <Meez> heh I can't even wield it yet lol
22:57 <Tucsondorado> Is the BoneYard or the Chaos Temple better to powertrain prayer?
22:57 <Meez> mol
22:58 <Meez> unoob
22:58 <Cook Me Plox> yes
22:58 <Cook Me Plox> Meez, can I borrow it for a few minutes? I'll give you market price collateral, I just don't want to lose money on a quick buy
22:59 <Meez> sure
22:59 <Lemon Cake> Have you done any testing on overloads Cook?
22:59 <Cook Me Plox> no, someone else did though
22:59 <Lemon Cake> I guess it doesn't matter since they're getting changed soon anyway
23:00 <Cook Me Plox> I'm at Lumbridge w39, training dummies
23:00 <Dtm142>
23:00 <Cook Me Plox> Mol, 250k and 150k respectivel, so 500k and 300k
23:00 <Dtm142> Over-analyze much?
23:00 <The Mol Man> for what items?
23:00 <Cook Me Plox> drygore rapier and offhand
23:00 <Cook Me Plox> mace is the same as rapier
23:00 <The Mol Man> off hand is less? that's dumb
23:01 <Cook Me Plox> why?
23:01 <The Mol Man> idk
23:01 <The Mol Man> safe to assume offhand mace is 300k as well?
23:01 <Wildwolfy> There's absolutely no reason to pick two-handed dragon sword before dragon halberd.
23:01 <Wildwolfy> That's one thing I hate, this sort of equalization.
23:01 <Cook Me Plox> 1777 with rapiers at level 81 Str
23:02 <Lemon Cake> dual maces or ls?
23:02 <Lemon Cake> and % ability?
23:02 <Cook Me Plox> Oh, that's Slice. so 1421 or 1422 actually
23:03 <The Mol Man> why the hell did the high and low on rapier say 100m and 75m >.>
23:03 <Cook Me Plox> Meez where you at bro
23:03 <Lemon Cake> oh I missed the part where you said 'rapiers'
23:03 <Meez> I am Sky Castle
23:03 <Cook Me Plox> I am jortash, destroyer of men
23:04 <The Mol Man> Cook, think longswords would be the same as well?
23:04 <Coelacanth0794>
23:04 <Coelacanth0794> that must hurt like a motherfucker
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23:05 <Joeytje50> did he die? :O
23:05 <Cook Me Plox> damn
23:05 <Cook Me Plox> crit 1770 on maces, so it's lower. not higher.
23:05 <Lemon Cake> That's consistent. I got 1449 at 99 str with longs, so that's 18+9 less than what you got
23:05 <Cook Me Plox> hypothesis debunked.
23:05 <Coelacanth0794>
23:06 <Lemon Cake> hm
23:06 <Wildwolfy> God books...forever useless now xD
23:06 <Dtm142> Creeepy
23:07 <Wildwolfy> Thats what I will think, unless you can convince me otherwise with your expertise :)
23:07 <Cook Me Plox> 300 chitin scraps for 90 seconds of combat
23:07 <Cook Me Plox> it's a racket, I tell ya
23:07 <Dtm142> Why are they useless?
23:07 <Atheist723> They were only useful for magic or ranged attack bonuses.
23:08 <Lemon Cake> the mage one doesn't even double your attack speed
23:08 <Cook Me Plox> Lemon, I found that the orbs/books didn't double your speed anyway
23:08 <Lemon Cake> is it 1.5x?
23:09 <Wildwolfy> If you want a better crit boost for off-hand
23:09 <Wildwolfy> use off-hand claw instead of unholy god book
23:09 <Cook Me Plox> it didn't make any change
23:09 <Lemon Cake> wait surely yeah it shouldn't make any difference now
23:09 <Cook Me Plox> aren't claws just melee crit?
23:10 <Wildwolfy> True, but you got better off-hands for mage too I believe.
23:10 <Joeytje50> guise why are there dwarves south of yanille?
23:10 <Joeytje50> it dun make sense
23:10 <Hairr> joey :D
23:10 <Joeytje50> hai
23:10 <Haidro> joehcaek
23:10 <Haidro> [[The Feud]]
23:11 <Cook Me Plox> Meez, you want it back?
23:11 <Wildwolfy> Illuminated unholy book offers 0.6 melee crit
23:12 <Wildwolfy> while dragon claw off-hand gives 0.7
23:12 <Joeytje50> wut Habblet
23:12 <Joeytje50> wut Haidro*
23:12 <Wildwolfy> big difference huh
23:12 <Joeytje50> tabfail
23:12 <Haidro> [[Thieving guide]]
23:12 <Haidro> hai joey hai
23:12 <Meez> Unless you want it lol
23:12 <Joeytje50> oh hai :D
23:12 <Cook Me Plox> I could try selling it, but no
23:12 <Cook Me Plox> where are you at now?
23:13 <Cook Me Plox> Anyway Lemon Cake...I think the damage thing is pretty minor
23:13 <Cook Me Plox> if we can only get the ability damage within 0.5% I'm okay with that
23:13 <Lemon Cake>  it bugs me knowing the calculations are a bit off though
23:13 <Cook Me Plox> me too
23:13 <The Mol Man> nerd
23:13 <Wildwolfy> I agree with you both.
23:13 <Cook Me Plox> but I think the next step is to figure out all the timing
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23:13 <Wildwolfy> Do jagex actually listen to players on the forums?
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23:14 <Lemon Cake> before monday you could calculate ability base to within 1 or 2 points of damage
23:14 <Haidro> Just sold a steel scimitar for 1.5k
23:14 <Cook Me Plox> figure out how many ticks it takes to go from one ability to any other ability
23:14 <Haidro> When they're actually worth like 500gp
23:14 <Wildwolfy> Oh nice
23:14 <Wildwolfy> Dragon fire shield (charged) and bandos warshield shares same stats?
23:15 <Lemon Cake> You've gotta have perfect timing to do that
23:15 <Wildwolfy> except 1+ prayer
23:15 <Cook Me Plox> I know, but I think it's important to know
23:16 <Lemon Cake> with stuff like assault you can use an attack before the animation ends and the last hit will still register
23:16 <Cook Me Plox> Because how many people are actually maximizing their damage right now?
23:16 <Cook Me Plox> yup
23:16 <Haidro> I'm interested to know how [[Equilibrium]] works
23:17 <Lemon Cake> loads of people still think weapon speed doesn't affect ability damage
23:17 <Wildwolfy> What's the best Melee shield?
23:17 <Lemon Cake> more damage = best
23:17 <Cook Me Plox> If it still works as it used to, it makes your minimum hit ceiling(max/4) and your maximum hit floor(max*3/4)
23:17 <Cook Me Plox> it has pretty low usefulness, but it brings the overkill loss on a monster down to about 45% instead of 67%
23:19 <Wildwolfy> They also managed to render god spells useless to
23:19 <Wildwolfy> too*
23:19 <Meez> best melee shield divine
23:19 <Lemon Cake> aren't god spell removed
23:19 <Lemon Cake> spells
23:20 <Haidro> [[Divine Storm]]
23:20 <Wildwolfy> god staves*
23:20 <Wildwolfy> huh?
23:21 <Haidro> Oh, satves
23:21 <Wildwolfy> Ahh..
23:21 <Wildwolfy> I see they simplified those too...great
23:23 <Lemon Cake> I think the new armour update next month should be interesting
23:23 <Wildwolfy> also find it strange that they made zamorakien spear and saradomin sword equal to godswords, just different attack style.
23:23 <Cook Me Plox> Anyway, I think it would be cool if we figured out all the parameters of how abilities worked, their timing...
23:23 <TonyBest100> How are you even sure the armor update is next month?
23:23 <Wildwolfy> Oh dear
23:23 <Haidro> Lemon Cake, can I call you by another name?
23:23 <Wildwolfy> I bet bandos will be the "offensive" armour
23:23 <Meez> Lol
23:23 <The Mol Man> no
23:23 <Lemon Cake> yes
23:23 <Meez> I could've scammed cook for 24m
23:23 <The Mol Man> you will refer to him as Sir Lemon Cake
23:23 <The Mol Man> Sir Lemon Cake the Caek
23:23 <Haidro> What do you prefer?
23:23 <Wildwolfy> offensive armour with poor defence
23:24 <Cook Me Plox> And we held a contest to see who could come up with the ability combination that would maximize total damage given a certain setup
23:24 <Lemon Cake> Yeah Cook me too, I haven't done much testing on each individual ability
23:24 <Meez> odd that an off-hand dragon battleaxe has more damage than an off-hand drygore mace
23:24 <Cook Me Plox> Because they can be objectively judged, but there are so many moving parts that it would be damn near impossible to quantifiably optimize it
23:25 <Lemon Cake> What other name were you thinking of Haidro
23:25 <Lemon Cake> And I think they said in the BTS it was pencilled in for next month tony
23:25 <The Mol Man> We shall call you Lemon
23:25 <The Mol Man> that is final
23:25 <Haidro> Dunno, what's your IGN?
23:26 <Cook Me Plox> So what I think we should do, is try to figure out the amount of time each ability takes
23:26 <Lemon Cake> How about Lem?
23:26 <Haidro> Okay lem
23:26 <The Mol Man> Lemmy*
23:26 <Haidro> Lenny?
23:26 <The Mol Man> no
23:26 <The Mol Man> lemmy
23:27 <Lemon Cake> Animation you mean cook?
23:27 <Haidro> Lemon Cake: How is lemmy
23:27 <Cook Me Plox> Slice can happen 1.8s after any other ability or 0.6 after an autoattack, and another ability can happen 1.8s after it, and an auto attack will take <weapon speed> time
23:27 <The Mol Man> plzzz lemmy is my favorite koopaling
23:27 <Lemon Cake> heh, lem or lemmy is acceptable :)
23:27 <Cook Me Plox> We do that for every ability and we'll have the pieces needed to optimize ability use
23:27 <Haidro> Lemmy it is
23:28 <Lemon Cake> I've tried to do a bit of that before actually
23:28 <Lemon Cake> trying to prove ability spam > weaving
23:29 <Wildwolfy> mehh, sucks losing a tokhaar kal x.o
23:29 <Lemon Cake> but that sounds good
23:29 <Cook Me Plox> There are some you wouldn't want to spam
23:30 <Ciphrius Kane> So very sleepy...mesa go now...g'night sweetling/bots/assorted noobs/cook
23:30 <The Mol Man> /squirrels who think their ponies&
23:30 <Joeytje50> /ossumcaeks
23:30 <Ciphrius Kane> That comes under assorted noobs
23:30 <Haidro> [[Wine stall]]
23:30 <Joeytje50> nop
23:30 <The Mol Man> "I want a cashew"
23:30 <Joeytje50> not a nub
23:30 <Joeytje50> gf
23:30 <The Mol Man> "here's some assorted nuts"
23:30 <Joeytje50> «(^ω^)»
23:31 <Cook Me Plox> I luf you too
23:31 <Wildwolfy> "Search for the "not dating site" word in quickchat.
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23:32 <Joeytje50> gtg
23:32 <Haidro> bai
23:32 <Joeytje50> bye assorted nuts
23:32 <The Mol Man> ;_;
23:32 <The Mol Man> fml
23:32 <Joeytje50> and mol
23:32 <Joeytje50> «(^ω^)»
23:32 <Joeytje50> and everyone
23:32 <Joeytje50> (caek)
23:32 <The Mol Man> fnl he's leaving
23:32 <The Mol Man> fml*
23:32  * Joeytje50 hugglz bai
23:32 <The Mol Man> bai ;_;
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23:33 <Meez> lol
23:34 <Cook Me Plox> Lemon, Assault takes 4.8 seconds from the final autoattack to the last hit, which is the same time you can do a new ability
23:34 <Haidro> I found ty
23:35 <Meez> who?
23:35 <Habblet> TyA
23:35 <Meez> O
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23:36 <Lemon Cake> I'm guessing if you use a new ability a tick before the final hit you'll still get the final hit
23:36 <Adam Savage> Holler at y'all.
23:37 <Hairr> Hi Adam
23:37 <Haidro> Houseeeee
23:37 <Adam Savage> Brick House!
23:37 <Adam Savage> Heya Hairr, long time no see.
23:37 <Cook Me Plox> Yeah
23:37 <Adam Savage> Cook as well.
23:38 <Cook Me Plox> Hoi
23:38 <Haidro> Adam Savage
23:38 <Adam Savage> Nice. :D
23:39 <Adam Savage> I've been thinking of changing my avatar on here now that I'm probably to start editing again. It looks like something out of the exorcist, since you can't see his pupils.
23:41 <The Mol Man>
23:41 <The Mol Man> page was never created on that, odd...
23:41 <Meez> wat
23:42 <AnselaJonla> Mol - it's a glitch that happens when some moron reuploads a previously deleted file to the same name
23:42 <The Mol Man> ik it's a glitch
23:42 <The Mol Man> just haven't seen it in a while
23:43 <AnselaJonla> Wanna tell that moron why his image is being deleted?
23:43 <The Mol Man> mk
23:43 <Meez> Why evn upload that.
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23:46 <AnselaJonla> Where was it?
23:46 <Wildwolfy> Chaotic rapier vs Drygore rapier = ?
23:46 <AnselaJonla> Hm... maybe? [[Template:Actionbar]]?
23:46 <Ppi802> Im in this chat thing to annouce my restarting on the RS wiki and RS in general!
23:46 <Ppi802> anyone remember me?
23:47 <The Mol Man> I bet dtm does
23:47 <The Mol Man> I would remember you
23:47 <Ppi802> hey cook me
23:47 <The Mol Man> but I never knew you
23:47 <Ppi802> remember me?
23:47 <Meez> whoru
23:47 <Cook Me Plox> Hey Ppi, I remember you from about three years ago
23:47 <Ppi802> really?
23:47 <Ppi802> yeah
23:47 <Cook Me Plox> Dialogue pages and the like
23:47 <Ppi802> thats me
23:47 <Cook Me Plox> Yup
23:47 <Ppi802> just restarting RS
23:47 <Cook Me Plox> Back when I was a wee noob
23:47 <Cook Me Plox> Now I'm the head admin.
23:48 <Ppi802> holy cow
23:48 <Wildwolfy> So due to speed difference. on drygores. Cook.
23:48 <Wildwolfy> Drygore longsword will deal most dmg with abilities?
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> Well, not really. I call myself that though.
23:48 <AnselaJonla> It is contested
23:48 <The Mol Man> Don't be modest
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> Contested by who?
23:48 <The Mol Man> whom*
23:48 <AnselaJonla> ME!
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> Wildwolfy, longsword and rapier will do the same I think
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> Ansela, you can't even come at me bro
23:48 <AnselaJonla> I ain't no bro, bro
23:48 <Ppi802> cook me - you are still on my RS friendslist
23:48 <Wildwolfy> ah right.
23:48 <Cook Me Plox> I am Cook Me Plox, leader of men
23:49 <Wildwolfy> i forgot that they were both fast.
23:49 <Meez> Cook Me Plox aka Owls are a waste of time ADMIN
23:49 <Meez> DECEMBER 1, 2009
23:49 <Wildwolfy> I thought rapier were fastest xD
23:49 <Meez> lolnolifer
23:49 <Habblet> How do you download a .svg file
23:49 <Ppi802> idk