|Release date||31 January 2012 (Update)|
|Quest NPC||Let Them Eat Pie|
|Examine||A preening popinjay if ever I saw one.|
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Pompous merchants are rude merchants wandering around south of The Pick and Lute pub in Taverley. They can be pickpocketed for coins, giving 8 Thieving experience per successful pickpocket. A failed attempt to pickpocket them results in the player stunned for a few seconds and a loss of life points based on the player's total life points.
Failing to successfully pickpocket the merchants makes them shout "You oaf. Begone!"