Patrick (leprechaun)

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Patrick is one of the farming allotment leprechauns, who answers a letter in Postbag 38 in poem. He states that it is common knowledge that a leprechaun's gold is "harder to steal than an angry bee's honey", and claims that leprechauns know more about farming that any other people.